/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>9491307
>pic
What

>>9491308
>no tortillas

>>9491307
Anon you dont eat crisps with chopsticks do you?

>>9491310
There's nothing to explain here, your parents must feel awful for having you.

>>9491312
Of course I do.

>>9491307
Ruffles a shit

None of their chips are folded over or double layered

>>9491315
>>9491312

how else would you keep the grease off of your fingers? gotta keep your gamer gear clean dudes.

>>9491307
salted roasted pumpkin seeds. tasty and nutritious as fuck

>>9491317
By not eating and gaming at the same time or washing your hands after eating crisps

>>9491319
>salted
>nutritious
ffs

I'm sustained by my mates, alcohol, and a ciggy.

>>9491310
Keeps your hands from getting greasy I guess.

>>9491307

>>9491307
>chopsticks

Holy shit why did I never think of this?

>>9491322
I thought they were slavs at first, but nobody was set on fire or bleeding.

>>9491312
>crisps
This is an english only website

>>9491321
you need salt in your diet if you want to be healthy. salt isn't inherently bad for you dumbass. i watch my salt very carefully and that reflects in my food choices.

>>9491322
>You will never be a part of the chad hangout

>>9491324
I remember a /ck/ thread involving these. Do you have more?

>He actually eats food while gaming
>He doesn't just drink water while he games
>He's so fat he can't go more than a couple hours without shoving something in his fat mouth

anyone have that gif of those zipperheads boiling dogs?

>>391941134
uma delicia

>>9491330
More what?

>>9491333
Yes.

>>9491308

>>9491321
Anon, it can be full of nutritions and kill your kidneys at the same time just fine.

>>9491332
>tfw been biting nails for almost two decades
>out of nowhere just stopped 3 weeks ago
>little urge to start biting again
feels good

>>9491330
Here you go, my dude.
https://www.google.com/search?q=rpg+lunches&client=ms-android-sprint-us&tbm=isch&tbs=rimg:CUmvDuEq8f3BIkDYab2f_1zcyZgQqshvkP-V6slPdAPpdTrc5kTp90Mg3VeRPudgxNjg_1i0rvz2LLI6quZ58TJgs6TfKptfdHlqsEKhIJ2Gm9n_183MmYRvsnSlTpjReoqEgkEKrIb5D_1lehFV1ZgBikNafSoSCbJT3QD6XU63EVtJnXZzsXgiKhIJOZE6fdDIN1URQ8TOpU7mSGUqEgnkT7nYMTY4PxEE2z572ser2CoSCYtK789iyyOqEV3uhCIftJvSKhIJrmefEyYLOk0RvOgC2VJP9bMqEgnyqbX3R5arBBE7tqGz_1aABRg%3D%3D&tbo=u&ved=0ahUKEwi-sLab3M3WAhUP_mMKHaDjAacQrnYIGw

>>9491325

>>9491331
>couple hours
are you lost?

>>9491330
That might've been my thread. Did I call half-orcs mistakes or rape babies?

>>9491307
I suppose that would keep your hands from getting all shitted up. Never thought about it.

>>9491322
>come on bro let me hit you
>okay but leme take a drag of this and a swig of that
>okay bro im ready, you sure?
>ya hit me mate
>he holds back, but in the end finally knocks him down
>come on bro its gonna be okay im here for you

>>9491332
My sister does that and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

>>9491324
What's that a map of

Bourbon and black licorice and west coast filipino maoist hip-hop.
This is how you 75% rocket launcher accuracy in quake.

>>9491329
This is your chadhangout anon

Yumma

>>9491308
nani the fuck

>>9491345
Forgotten Realms

>>9491344
Women in general were a mistake.

>>9491307
chopsticks seem unnecessary, i just use a spoon

>>9491341

>>9491341
Yeah I remember know. You said rape babies.

>>9491350
That sounds pretty gay dude.

>>9491350
That's hot as fuck

>>9491351
Does that really work for chips? I do use spoons for eating things like M&M's or peanuts.

>>9491318
Sandwich cake is fucking delicious. Not that thing though, that is an abomination.

>>9491352
>coins
>elf rations
Elves are jews confirmed

>>9491352

>>9491309
fag

>>9491356
sure they're already curved so they fit the spoon and if they're too big just crush it into smaller pieces

>>9491350
I could accept periods if it was regular blood but that extremely viscous shit is what makes it gross.

>>9491322
>I'm really feelin' it!

>>9491351
do you crush the chips like a retard

>>9491353
Right. Drow were the mistakes.

>>9491364
>swallows them whole like a duck

>>9491361
>if they're too big just crush it into smaller pieces
I like your way of thinking.

>>9491360

>>9491341
you eat coins?

>>9491354
no u

>>9491368

>>9491368
Those sausages, what are they?

>>9491364
look i don't understand how this is so hard to grasp
pick up a chip with the spoon, then put the spoon in your mouth, if it's too big poke the chip with the spoon thus breaking it in half then go to step 1

>>9491372
Sausages

>>9491368
Do they eat the coins?

>>9491360
why isn't lizardmen money there

>>9491307

The only true gamerfood.

>>9491376
Because they're commie bastards.

>>9491376
Lizards confirmed thieves; I think they just hunt for their stuff.

>>9491371

>>9491370
Fucking Ja/ck/

>>9491373
>>9491366
>>9491361
>>9491367
why even eat chips if you're going to crush them before putting them in your mouth
just eat some potato powder
fucking apes

>>9491365
>A fucking rock

>>9491369
you don't?

>>9491383
Mineralfag would have an aneurysm if he saw this post.

>>9491326
irish are the western european equivelant to slavs

>>9491376
The berries are the money

>>9491371
>tiefling

>>9491385
A FUCKING ROCK

>no halfling rations
lame!

>>9491384
How do they change colour that fast after dying? What kind of mechanism is responsible for that?

>>9491360
>>9491352
>>9491341
>>9491324
>orc/half-orc : Hey, not bad.
>elf : The honeycomb looks a little slimy, but sure.
>lizard : Kill it with fire.

The only true gamerfood coming through.

>>9491392
that's the good shit

>>9491307
Not vidya. Fuck off

>>9491392
Fish soup is my shit.

>>9491394
Honeycomb sounds nice to eat but the wax getting stuck in your teeth is no fun.

>>9491309
>geoff keighley's wife in a bathtub with a hooker

We /ck/ now.

/ck/ more like /cock/
also my gamerfood is cock

im scared /v/

Based mod actually moving threads instead of lazily deleting them

>>9491405

>>9491394
You don't like seafood?

>>9491405
>/v/ mod moves us to /ck/
>/ck/ mod moves us to /trash/

>>391943856
The Lizardfolk meal looks delicious. How can you dismiss lobster? Have you ever even tried insects?

>>9491394
Whats wrong with frog legs, crayfish and berries?

>>9491426
How hard is it to make gold in these worlds?

Which one /v/ bros?

>>9491426
Those eggs remind me of those gimmick all flavour beans, the ones specifically designed to taste like fucking rotten eggs.

>>9491415
Just act cool. How do you do, fellow /ck/-goers?

>>9491429
Different cultures, different monies

>>9491443
Uh, I sure do like food!

>>9491433
is it true that americans think muffins aren't cakes and unironically have them for breakfast?

>>9491401

MICROWAVE

>he doesn't eat haggis while playan vidya

It's kind of sad that my main exposure to anything cooking related on this website has been those awful 'cooking with jack' webms, maybe I'll stay on this board for a bit.

>>9491449
This is true.

>>9491449
What now

>>9491460
I always try to come here but it's intimidating, more than any other board, I only eat takeout and microwave noodles, my friends cook I guess it's memefood, syrup french fries and the such, but whenever I try to help they just think it's hilarious.

>>9491469
Most things have very specific directions, pretty hard to screw up.

>>9491444
>>9491368
Where's the alcohol

>>9491478
One time I put the noodles in the microwave without water.
One time I put them in for thirty minutes.
I can not follow simple instructions.

>>9491484
I fell asleep once while cooking a pizza; I woke up just in time to catch it burnt rather than on fire.

>>9491493
I guess I'll try to make some maple syrup kraft dinner then, I feel like it's technically cooking.

>>9491493
Last night I dropped a frozen pizza while putting it in the oven. Landed cheese and in my surprise accidentally kicked the door back up, which I caught by grabbing the inside of the preheated door. My hand and forearm are a giant blister right now.

>>9491469
My cooking powerlevel is that I've worked as a chef for half a year when I was younger and I now cook for my family quite a lot at home. I also hunt small game when I can and prepare the meat myself.

>>9491360
this is aesthetic. I would go to your restaurant if I had no self-respect

So now the thread was moved /ck/ we can finally talk about video games.

What was the last game you played /v/?

>>9491562
Quake champions.
I went 18-0.

>>9491562
Injustice 2, gotta re-earn that gear.

>>9491562
Titan Quest

>>9491562
Red orchestra 2, I like the stalker-like damage

>>9491426
Did you make these anon? they're really nice

>>9491444
Grey dwarves just straight up eat entire ginger roots as a daily ration?

>>9491575
good taste anon ,have you tried rising storm 2?

>>9491595
Holy shit I must have been living under a rock, it looks great.
Will wait for a sale, thanks!

>>9491562
Replayed MGR Revengeance because there have been some threads about it lately
/ck/ is pretty chill, I like it here.

>>9491308
This picture makes me very uncomfortable.

Even Gordon Ramsey would cry at this delicacy

Fucking Burmese KFC

>>9491669
The fucking zinger is the only way to get wings from kfc in my town. Bullshit.

>>9491320
or you could just use chopsticks

it's way easier, you don't have to wash your hands. there are honestly no drawbacks to it, the only reason your opposed to it is because it seems weird to your plebeian brain

>mods keep moving gamefuel threads here instead of deleting them
Fuck off, mods, we don't need anymore toddlers on this board.

>>9491387
Since when does /ck/ have spoilers?

>>9491433
they may cost the same per portion, but not per calorie
and america is all about paying the least for the most. when it comes to food; the least money for the most calories

Whenever I go to a place that bothers to list the calories next to each menu item, I'll actually do the math and buy whatever has the lowest cost per calorie

>>9491562
Fortnite BR..

>>9491336
Beans

>>9491384
There's got to be something wrong with you, if you can just kill another living thing like that.

inb4
>I AM A HUNTER I COULD KILL ANYTHING IT'S NATURE

>>9491401
took me a minute
kek

>>9491444
if you're gonna eat alot of coins atleast get some salty milk to wash them down with.

>>9491318
THE HURGIN

>>9491322
This is honestly one of the gayest things I've ever seen in my life and I've seen two guys fucking each other.

>>9491321
>drink water
Unlimited salt intake

It's basic math.

>>9491394
Fucking pleb. All of those things are good. But I mean yeah I wouldn't want to larp as some lizard man either.

>>9491426
What are the dark colored things in the very front?

>>9491358
The air rights finest, ladies and gents

>>9491978
You're just jelly you don't have hot bros

>>9492016
Spoken like a true gay. I don't know why you just can't leave people alone without trying to convert them. Truly some of the most sex crazed people in existence.

>>9491722
think the thread got moved from /v/ to here midway

>>9492022
Woah, calm down dude. You're so tense bro.

When's the last time you had a good old tickle fight?

>>9491322
>that little kiss at the beginning

>>9491752
Well to be honest, he does kill the thing rather quickly; after all, we kill living beings to survive.

>>9491308
is that just fucking beans?

>>9491393

Because the central nervous system that controls the camouflage gets cut.

>>9491386
But they're British.

>>9491308
You are missing out on so much.

>>9491307
The level of asian autism has gone through the sky with this 1 pic

>>9491322
There are just so many things wrong in 1 webm
>why did they kiss?
>the guy with grey shirt just picked up the burnt out cig thrown away by the manlet and starts puffing? wtf
>said guy gets over to get bashed by the chair after the other was sent grovelling on the ground

no seriously, we came from being cavemen hunters into this flaming faggotry?

>>9491321
Enjoy your cretinism

>>9491381
That ain't jack you shitbird

>>9491433
Graham crackers, cheap as shit AND tasty
unfortunately I cannot for the life of me find them here.

>>9491308
Big ass plate of refried beans and white cheese. You gon get fat dumbass.

>>9491398
I recognize that ol' guacamole bacon six dolla boigah

>>9491322
This is perfect
>Kiss at the beginning
>Finishes bottle of liquor and shatters the bottle right where he's going to fall
>Throws the cig down but his friend picks it up and smokes it more
>Stretches out his back to present a suitable target and his friend hits him in the side and square in the ass instead
>Secondhand smoke bro jumps into rotation for some reason
>Chair legs pop out at the last minute and nearly cause instant paralysis

10/10, I'm fucking dying over here

>>9491449
the ones that aren't crammed full of sugar and fat are