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>me: "mom, I am finished eating dinner. may I have some dessert?"

>mom: "LET YOUR FOOD DIGEST FIRST. YOU JUST FINISHED EATING. WAIT 1 HOUR YOU LITTLE BRAT. WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY? SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU"

Is this true or a myth? Did you always get the runaround whenever you asked for dessert as a child when you finished eating dinner?

>> No.9489320
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>ANON, YOUR GAMEBOY GAVE MY COMPUTER VIRUSES!!!

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>>9489320
>tfw my mom used to accuse Firefox of being spyware in 2004
>tfw made me switch back to IE for the next few months until I got my own PC
>tfw she's been using it daily now for the past 10 years, never acknowledged the past when she yelled at me for it

>> No.9489348

>>9489344
>Not using Chrome.

>> No.9489351

>>9489348
>Not using Opel on a linuxed chromebook

>> No.9489354

>>9489348
I use Iridium now.

>> No.9489356

>>9489354
>The most stable and second densest of all inspect elements.

>> No.9489395

>>9489309
they want you to wait so you're less hungry so maybe you won't want desert

Also who the fuck serves desert at their house unless it's a special occasion

who the fuck eats DESERT?

>> No.9489398

>>9489395
fat americans

>> No.9489399

>>9489309
maybe because you didn't need dessert you fat little shit

>> No.9489684

>>9489395
This. When I was growing up unless it was a holiday the only dessert choices were fresh fruit. We also didn't get sodas except for holidays. And guess what? None of us were or are fatfucks. Nowadays parents start giving their fatfuck spawn sodas and cake as soon as the umbilical chord is cut.

>> No.9489761

>>9489309
I honestly think that it is a myth. Or else why else would they add the brownie to a god damn Kid's Cuisine meal?

>> No.9489769

>>9489684
>Got desert and sodas whenever I wanted
>Taught moderation so I didn't have it everyday out of choice
>No one is a fat fuck
Your parents just didn't love you

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>>9489309
110% true.

Woman don't get much power in the family so when they can get it they lord over and mooch it as much as fucking possible. It is a vicious cycle to. People really need to take their head out of their asses when they grow up in order to not do the same thing to their own children. If that cycle can be broken then the next generation won't do it.

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>>9489769
>love means degrading your children's health for their entire lives

>> No.9489822

>>9489684
When I was growing up we had sweet deserts with almost every meal. Nobody in my family is fat.
We hardly drank any soda though

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>>9489802
rly maeks u thnik

>> No.9490272

Wow okay dad here. Its not some kind of mom power play. Little kids never want to eat when theyre suppose to even when theyre hungry, they get bored, let the food get cold take a few bites and claim theyre full. If youre hungry for dessert right after dinner you should of ate more dinner..
>>9489802 t. manchild with mommyissues