/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9482723
>quenching thirst with 50grams of suagr

And people wonder why Americans are so goddamned fat.

>>9482723
It's banq's root beer

>>9482759
>>9482723
its bargs you fatasses

>>9482728
>bong's root beer
>american

La Croix, every time.

>>9482764
Retard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barq%27s?wprov=sfla1

>thyme in beverages

All of you are fucking stupid.
It's Barq's. That is clearly a fucking Q.

Grape drank, usually Fanta or Kool-Aid.

>>9482723
Not Your Father's Root Beer

>>9482767
>>9482769
How dumb can you be

How does that look anything like an R or a Q to you? Fucking retards. Oh, I'm sorry. "Fuckirq retards".

>>9482799
Because that's how you write a lowercase q in cursive.

>>9482761
It's actually Barq's dumbfuck
It's a Q

>>9482728
>Quenching your obsession with 50 words of shitpost
And people wonder why everyone hate europoors

reddit thread made to bait redditors

>>9482809
Pssst...this thread is bait.

>>9482809
>being this new

>>9482723
water :(

>>9482843
sshhh.. this is a special time in a man's life.

for me, it's Oliet Bangs, the best thirst quenching drink

>>9482768
>doesn't enjoy aged thyme in his carbonated beverages

HOWDY partner! After a long do of rustlin' why don't ya saddle up with some o' this here Bang's rooty beer? The West was won with Bang's. Yeeeehaaaw! Kyai!

>>9482812
It's almost time for his weekly shower. So, much like his odor, his personality is a bit stinky.

>>9482728
Those shart carts have a very low centre of gravity. She must weigh fucking tonnes to have done that. Probably momentum from the blubber rippling.

>>9482898
sounds like an apertif

>>9482939
>she

>>9482939
>shart cart
Top kek my man.

>>9482728
>like 50 ml of alcohol is any better

you'd have to live long enough to gain any weight anyway

>>9482723
>it's Bang's root beer.
Seriously overused joke. Be original for once.

>>9483061
How about Dang's r8t beer? Dang it's good!

>>9482799
>calls someone dumb
>can't understand cursive
Illiterate peasant.

>>9483052
>can afford a pool
>can't afford an outdoor extension cord

>>9483052
>they think this how people clean themselves

>>9482785
>Not Your Father's Bang

What do you mean, "barqs has bite?"

>>9482769
If you've been here more than two weeks, you'll have seen this thread before. OP posts this regularly, because he's an idiot who thinks that reposting the same joke 40 times a year makes him a valuable part of the /ck/ommunity.

You know those skits on Saturday night live that aren't really funny, so they run them longer than they should to try to make them funny but just make them less funny? That's sort of where OP is going with this.

>>9482723
I always reach for a refreshing can of Hi Resolution Root Beer

>not choosing eyyy&lmao root beer

>>9482785
I love NYF. Don't understand the hate it gets except by people who just don't like root beer.

>>9482723
I use this bait on other boards. It's 10/10, works every time.

>>9482769

Wrong, I remember the old commercials on the TV, the slogan used to be "Bang's Has Bite™"

>>9482930
top fucking kek

>>9482799
>Fucking retards. Oh, I'm sorry. "Fuckirq retards".
checked and rekt