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>> No.9478753
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9478753

sure, I could go for a ja/ck/ thread.

>> No.9478782

why did they just hold it there for 15 seconds?
is there a real reason or are they retarded?

>> No.9478784

>>9478750
They could've just held it in the chocolate for about 3 seconds and gotten the same result. Why hold it in there so long?

>> No.9478792

>>9478784
>>9478782
Looks like the hand of child, probably a retarded child.

>> No.9478810

>>9478784
Because it's a child. They've no concept of such things.

>> No.9478812
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>>9478750

>> No.9478818

>>9478784
it was some goofy little kid playing around. in the actual video you can hear them all giggling.

>> No.9478821

>>9478812
HNNNGGGG

>> No.9478826

>>9478792
>>9478810
>>9478818
I fucking hate children

>> No.9478835

>>9478826
You sound like a child

>> No.9478836

>>9478812
Ovaah here

>> No.9478838

To the Jack posters, will you at least say it is a Jack webm in your post?

Thank you.

>> No.9478845
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>>9478812
Meat is murder.

>> No.9478854
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>> No.9478867

>>9478861
>pasta
>American
I don't think so mate. Also that looks dank as hell.

>> No.9478871

>>9478861
Putting it in the shells added nothing. It only made it worse.

>> No.9478880
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>> No.9478888

>>9478863
God I fucking hate this dude's face

>> No.9478890
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>> No.9478893

>>9478845

LOL just eat some fucking eggs, jesus christ.

>> No.9478895
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>>9478750

>> No.9478904
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>> No.9478907

>>9478838
Just filter them.
It's not hard.

>> No.9478908

>>9478895
Iron maiden is pretty cool.

>> No.9478911
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>> No.9478913

>>9478904
>>9478904
What the fuck

>> No.9478917

>>9478885
And people say traditional British food is bland...

>> No.9478922

>>9478917
LOL @ the UK.

>> No.9478923
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>> No.9478941

>>9478750
Hate those things. All I can imagine is a fly or gnat flying into it.

>> No.9478948
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>>9478941
I've seen worse.

>> No.9478958

>>9478835
Takes one to know one shithead.

>> No.9478978

>>9478958
Rude desu.

>> No.9478986

>>9478812
Why does this make me want to beat some schmuck to death with a baseball bat?

>> No.9479010
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>> No.9479026

>>9478826
I hate fucking children.

>> No.9479061

>>9479026
i hatefuck children

>> No.9479090

>>9478863
I wanna kick his face

>> No.9479108

>>9478895
>>9478904
>>9478911

Is this some kind of parody or is this guy actually this awful

>> No.9479112

>>9479108
>guy
that's kay, bro

>> No.9479119
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>>9478911

>> No.9479121

>>9478880
Vomit.jpg

>> No.9479122

Why does this make me want to beat some schmuck to death with a baseball bat?

>> No.9479128

>>9479112
sorry but who on earth is that?

>> No.9479141
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lifehack for foodies.

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>>9479141

>> No.9479163

>>9478911
Terrible, but at least he got the oil up to temperature, first. That's more than Jacl can lay claim to.

>> No.9479164
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>> No.9479168

>>9479026
>>9479061
Reported to the ASPCA

>> No.9479169
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>> No.9479170

>>9479128
>never heard of kays good cooking

>> No.9479173

>>9478911

Who the fuck told kay she could cook?

Jesus christ does she not use reference images or a youtube video?

>> No.9479181

>>9478885
Imagine the face he makes when he cums in his wife

>> No.9479187

>>9478845
All that fucking money just so you can say you're better than everyone else.

>> No.9479188

>>9478904
northern England was a mistake

>> No.9479215
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9479215

>still reposting

God damn it. Post OC or fuck off.

>> No.9479221
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>England

>> No.9479229

>>9479215
>OC
Not all of us work in a dragons beard factory.

>> No.9479286
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>> No.9479298

>>9478861
My fatass sister in law who I've known for 15 years, I have literally only seen her eat something very similar to this or some various concoction of fried cheese. Also will only drink Caffeine Free Coke (because it's "healthier") or sweet tea

Yes, she is 400 lbs.

Yes, she looks more unhealthy and on the verge of death than your average 700lb fatty

>> No.9479301

>>9479286
this is a worksafe board anon

>> No.9479310

>>9478845
>spending 15 times as long to make some toast and eggs with an avocado

These faggots need to be tossed off a building.

>> No.9479311

>>9479170
yeah sorry i dont watch fucking shit excuses for (((Cooking))) on youtube all day.

>> No.9479318

>>9479311
same, cooking challenge threads give me my fill of that already

>> No.9479321

>>9478885
Yum. Live me some diarrhea-glazed rat on a stick.

>> No.9479336

>>9479215
16000 strings of honey, wow

>> No.9479347

>>9479164
why the fuck would one put that shit inside not just one, but two wraps

>>9479170
sorry man I lurk here but don't follow all the shitposting like /jack/, joey and whatever fastfood is currently memeing

>>9479221
that has to be some of the stupidest shit I've seen, of course it came from ladbible
>compartmentalised skillet so you can spend more time washing up and not cook the hashbrowns/egg in bacon/sausage fat
>put everything in at the same time despite different cooking times
>odious amounts of oil in every compartment
>1 fucking egg
>trying to dip the sausage into the egg yolk for a money shot and failing spectacularly cause its a greasy fucking piece of shit
>no HP sauce/pepper

I didn't think I could find worse than tasty until just now. 1/10 cause they at least had black pudding

>> No.9479364
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>> No.9479372

>>9479364
Fucking stupid.

>> No.9479377

>>9478863
I love this motherfucker

>> No.9479386

>>9479164

why would you put rice on a taco? thats so starchy

>> No.9479406
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>>9479364
>guys starts laying bacon wheel

stopped there.

>> No.9479462
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>> No.9479611

>>9479364
What a tremendously awful recipe. This would taste fucking horrid unless you like under seasoned plain mince.

>> No.9479621

>>9479108
>guy

My sweet summer child...

>> No.9479640
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>>9479019
>>9479021
>paper white egg
only anglos and murrikunts will eat this

>> No.9479641

>>9479364
That's an awful lot of effort for bacon with plain beef and cheese on it.
I'd rather just make tacos and add some chopped bacon on top.

>> No.9479660

>>9479221
britbong breakfast is literally the most tasteless shit i've ever had to eat.
also every single fucking jam is so bitter you're gonna throw up.
combined with the undrinkable tapwater and their sugarless tea it's worse than skipping breakfast completely.

>> No.9479664

>>9479286
MOOODS

>> No.9479700

>>9479660
>Amerifat nigger who's country is 1/3 pre-diabetic complaining about lack of sugar.

>> No.9479701

>>9479660
Americunt here and that's just nonsense. The only objectionable thing about a britfag full english is dem beans. Everything else is great, unless you're one of those types who blood sausage shrivels their micro benis.

t. travelled to england on business and had locals take me out for a full english.

>> No.9479707

>>9479700
and about the lack of salt.
and about any other flavour aside bitter.

>> No.9479715

>>9479640
Zimbabwe doesnt have any eggs though

>> No.9479726

>>9479715
that's a swedish runner anon.

>> No.9479728

>>9478854
Mexican """"cuisine"""""

>> No.9479759

>>9479149
Even if the bones were taken out, wouldn't there be gristle?

>> No.9479792

>>9479759
In that recipe there would be considerable gristle, you need to let ribs in the oven go for 5-6 hours before everything gets pull-apart soft. That being said if you needed something big to take to a party or potluck this isn't the worst thing you could do.

>> No.9479800

>>9478948
oh no! hope the bird was OK :(

>> No.9479906

>>9478890
Why don't they just mix the orange and white sauces together? I always see people using both of them in these.

>> No.9479932

>>9479906
brazilians aren't the brightest folks

>> No.9479933

>>9479800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

>> No.9479935

>>9479906
maybe someone might only want one of the sauces

>> No.9479943

>>9478904
>if autism were a food

>> No.9479946

>>9478890
What is that? Kielbasa and fries?

>> No.9479955

>>9479141
this is why you never buy used vehicles

>> No.9479960

>>9479406
Wow, so you stopped at the end? How smart.

>> No.9479961

>>9479149
I want my................. baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back........ RIIIIIIIIIBS!

>> No.9479977

>>9478911
*toothpicks*
wa la~~~

>> No.9479979

>>9478845
Sure, let's never eat non-vegan food but make exact replicas of it from vegan food
Fuck logic

>> No.9479982

>>9478845
Would eat. Even though it sure would be easier to just skip the egg alltogether

>> No.9479988

>>9479298
Pics please sounds hot

>> No.9479999

>>9479019
What exactly is this? Looks good

>> No.9480047

>>9478890
>"one grocery bag of fries please. heavy on the chopped up hot dogs"

>> No.9480056

>>9479960
Are you retarded?

>> No.9480076

>>9478845
>kala namak salt
>serve on avocado toast

I hope the person who made is slowly dying from an undiscovered brain tumor

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>>9479181

>> No.9480088

>>9478911
kek whoever made those sped up kay videos is a saint

>> No.9480119

>>9479660
>Amerilard complaining that everything isnt full of HFCS like in burgertown

>> No.9480124

>>9478890
This is from Peru, isn't it?

>> No.9480157

>>9478904
I even imagine trying to watch this at normal speed

>> No.9480191

>>9479406
>sweet pork cutlet omelette
I wonder if that's any good

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>>9478750

>> No.9480226

>>9479286
Why don't Americans know where to put the sauce?

>> No.9480260

>>9479181
It was already posted here >>9478863

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>>9479141

>> No.9480278

>>9479660
>full English tasteless
>bitter jam
>undrinkable tapwater
>sugarless tea

what hellhole in the UK were you staying in?

>> No.9480297

>>9479187
Isn't that why we spend so much money in the first place?
I agree, just eat fucking eggs and be done with it, but trying to impress people is at least 80% of the reason we spend money at all.

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>>9479019
>when he adds the salt

>> No.9480350

>>9479660
You must be one of those lard asses who goes directly for the salt shaker before tasting anything.
I bet your taste buds are so fucked up you even need to put salt in bacon.

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>>9479164
>tacos with rice

>> No.9480392

>>9479979
There are plenty of vegans who like the taste of animal products but don't eat them due to moral concerns

>> No.9480416

>>9478948
>>9479933
You have literately ruined one of my favorite pics now...

>> No.9480455
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I'll save you all

>> No.9480494

>>9480455
I'd unironically eat that.

>> No.9480498

>>9480455
Man I am jelly of all these bbq places down south, back east we have a few of them but they are so expensive and most of time you have to go out of your way to get some.

>> No.9480510
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>>9480455
>taps the knife

>> No.9480511

>>9480455
Hipster fucking faget garbage reeeee

>> No.9480528

>>9480511
>BBQ
>hipster
Fucking what?

>> No.9480532

>>9478854
This isn't all too different from what my grandma calls mexican casserole
Just a casserole of ground beef, taco seasoning, doritos, beans, and cheese.

Really good.

>> No.9480536

>>9480528
hipster bernie tattoos idiot

>> No.9480541

>>9480536
Fuck off moron.

>> No.9480548

>>9478845
Wouldn't the avocado get oxidized in the fucking hours it takes to make your stupid tofu egg?
If you really want vegan avocado toast, smoke or grill some tofu and put it on top. Jesus fuck.

>> No.9480569

>>9479221

Wait what, most of those don't cook have the same cooking times.

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>> No.9480580

>>9480576
turk memes are weird

>> No.9480584

>>9480576
Not gonna lie, I would eat Turkish guy's beef.

>> No.9480609

>>9478885
>that stupid fucking look on his face when he bites it
who the fuck is this cunt

>> No.9480615

>>9478911
Those franks are way too big for a corndog

>> No.9480631

>>9479347
>Wraps
Also two tortillas because if you only use one your tortilla is guaranteed to fall apart

>> No.9480646

>>9480576
I'm I the only one who wants to rape him a pointy steak bone?

>> No.9480690

>>9480455
I've seen this 500 times and I still pre cum evry time

>> No.9480696

>>9480078
>that yang senpaku
he's 100% fucking insane

>> No.9480743

>>9478890
those chips look cold and soggy as fuck

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>> No.9480774

https://webmshare.com/VJ7OZ
https://webmshare.com/qNbrz
https://webmshare.com/3y0oD
https://webmshare.com/oWXRL

>> No.9480801

>>9478753
>>9478753
I almost vomited in my mouth

>> No.9480840
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>repost everything in every thread!

This place is just as bad as /wsg/.

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>>9480311
>dat filename

Kek

>> No.9480856

>>9479660
>sugarless tea
>implying tea should have sugar
>ever

>> No.9480875

>>9479021
Post the virgin/chsad mayanay

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>>9480875

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>>9480774
>webmshare

Seriously, dude?

>> No.9480891

>>9480889
They have sound, which adds to the webms.

>> No.9480900

>>9480889
>she even uses a napkin

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>>9480876

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>> No.9481007

>>9480891
It's food. I don't care what it sounds like.

>> No.9481030

>>9479149
Needs pickles and mayo on the bottom bun.

>> No.9481036

>>9480576
>wearing a watch
Further proof that "salt bae" doesn't know a single fucking thing about what he is doing.

>> No.9481081

>>9481036
It shows that he's alpha and confident enough in his abilities to wear a watch and not fuck up. He doesn't live in a pussified country with safety codes that neuters its males into always being overly cautious

>> No.9481100

>>9478890
Jesus fuck you can feed a family with that bag. I thought American portions were huge.

>> No.9481135

>>9478923
Are those formed croissants or properly rolled? Formed are gays as shit scam.

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>>9480191
If you haven't tried it before I'd give it a go - not for everyone but I certainly find it tasty. If you're doing katsudon for the first time though it's hard to go wrong with nip curry or something teriyaki

>>9479960
>pic related

>>9480392
Ok, first off assuming this tastes anything like an egg which I doubt - why go through the stupendous effort of trying to make it look like an egg that has gone off rather than just spreading that other shit on toast separately?

On a tangential note, what the fuck is it with vegans and avocados? Most vegans I know are health freaks that rave on about the "good fats" or whatever in them and consume them profligately. They don't taste of much either and don't impart much into anything in the way of texture.. I simply don't understand. Guac though is alright with the lime, garlic and whatnot.

>>9481001
what the fuck

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>>9481148
There is no good or bad fat, only gains and those with the will to have them.

>> No.9481170

>>9478890
You strap it to your face like a horse feedbag

>> No.9481191

>>9479215
For all the work that goes into this it doesn't taste very good, and it gets fucking everywhere when it's too old and gone brittle.

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>>9480840

>> No.9481244

>>9479164
>grains with grains

>> No.9481249

>>9479906
maybe they just dont keep for long when they are mixed up

>>9479999
its called a "bread omelette", actually one of the most common street foods in india.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19YsCUNJaps

>>9480840
that couldnt be healthy. what if the guy had sars?

>>9479141
>>9479156
looks like someone is angry with their rental car company

>> No.9481261

>>9481249
>bread omelette
I thought white eggs were mainly a murrican thing, and the paleness was because they had been washed/prepared. I was also under the impression it lowered their shelf love considerably.

>> No.9481272

>>9479169
Yuck

>> No.9481275

>>9481261
some chickens lay white eggs and others lay brown ones.

washed eggs that need to be kept in the fridge is an american thing i believe. i live in canuckistan so i find it odd that shops overseas just have eggs sitting out in the open.

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>>9479169

>> No.9481613

>>9481001
That poor octobro... fucking chinks...

>> No.9481960

>>9479364
>le bacon so epik xD

>> No.9481962

>>9480455
>brunt on the outside
>nigger faggot never been to an Argentinian barbecue and thinks he knows how to grill shit

lmao @ your lyfe

>> No.9482008

>>9479181
Wife? Come on this faggot takes it from Jerome every night. Jerome then remarks that this isn't even his whole night.

>> No.9482021

>>9480541
lol show me your butt tattoo faggot

>> No.9482028

>>9481962
Showing your power level: the post

>> No.9482063

>>9480576
Someone needs to punch this smug asshole

>> No.9482139

>>9479933
>>9480416
Ah, it's digitally done for the movie. The flow of the chocolate is obviously fake.

>> No.9482142

>>9480278
They've never been to the UK

>> No.9482145

>>9480392
>Implying the vegan versions tastes anything like the real thing

>> No.9482171

>>9479149
>bbq sauce
>honey
>caramelized onions
Just fucking chug syrup at this point jesus christ

>> No.9482187
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>>9480455

>> No.9482199
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>>9478861

>> No.9482253

>>9478895
>>9478904
>>9478911
Kay gives me such conflicting feelings. She's fun to watch but her council house, her collection of charity metal band shirts, the tension between her and her useless fuckwit son, all paint such a bleak picture that it tugs at my heartstrings.

>> No.9482259

>>9479640
It's in india though. Also I'm anglo (australian) and we don't have eggs like that.

>> No.9482265

>>9480392
>moral concerns
>moral

fucking kek

>> No.9482365

>>9481962
I think it might be smoked
t. argentinian

>> No.9482428
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>> No.9482464
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>> No.9482477

>>9482464
Maybe I drink too much, but I'm pretty certain that's just water.

>> No.9482484

>>9482477
Looks like white wine. that is if OP isn't a fag. It's probably vinegar or some dumb shit.

>> No.9482486
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9482486

>>9481962
it's a different style, the black crust on the outside is probably because of the marinade/sauce caramelizing and the smoking process as
>>9482365
said.
hold your autism, that shit still looks wonderfully delicious even for Argentina standards
>pic related

>> No.9482493

>>9482428
She is very clearly drunk

>> No.9482501
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>> No.9482513

>>9482253
>the tension between her and her useless fuckwit son
explain

>> No.9482525

>>9479221
All this oil makes me want to throw up

>> No.9482536

>>9478986
because you suffer from mental illness

>> No.9482557
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>>9482477
>>9482484
its from a clips4sale clip it could be water

>> No.9482559

>>9478948
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

>> No.9482567

>>9479462
hnnnnggg

>> No.9482579

>>9479019
But how does he get out?

>> No.9482581

>>9482557
ata girl

>> No.9482583

>>9478911
why is this so funny

>> No.9482595

>>9479021
:(

>> No.9482628

>>9482557
do americans really display batman toys and other assorted garbage on their walls?

>> No.9482631

>>9482579
he can't get out without breaking the eggs, so he has to sell them all before he's allowed to leave

>> No.9482647

>>9481001
>my country is being sold to these soulless insect people

>> No.9482653

>>9482559
Then it's a fucking stupid suicidal chocolat coverd bird, so yes.

>> No.9482687
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Always figured it was fake but never knew it was from a fucking Sandler movie.

>> No.9482702
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>/ck/ - Chocolate Kookaburras

>> No.9482789
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>>9482702
>Avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese

>> No.9482908

>>9482702
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>but since that's fucking retarded, let's get some cheese in there as well

>> No.9482912

>>9478948
>>9480216
>>9482687
This reminds me of my little bird boy baby. He used to do silly retarded shit like this all the time. Then one day I got mad and killed him cause he wouldn't stop looking at me funny. I miss my bird boy. At least I still have his little bones to keep me company.

>> No.9482962

>>9481613
>fucking chinks.
But those are japs

>> No.9482966

>>9482647
Japanese are buying your country?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=wkAqdh_kLbs

>> No.9482979

>>9482962
Same thing.
Orientals.

>> No.9483011

>>9478861
Needs bacon

>> No.9483016

>>9479187
you'd do the same if you actually knew how it feels to be a good person

>> No.9483018

>>9482962
Arr rook same.

>> No.9483023

>>9479188

Fuck off you southern ponce.

>> No.9483027

>>9482559
freshly cooked pasta, nice

>> No.9483050

>>9482477
>porn going the cheap route
You don't say

>> No.9483420

>>9478845
Fuck off faggot

>> No.9483425

>>9480510
lol'd too hard at this

>> No.9483428

>>9478854
This probably tastes awesome

>> No.9483446

>>9482557
T R O O P E R

>> No.9483465

>>9482501
>You can see each individual meat string after cooking
Jesus christ, is it that difficult to type "meatball recipe" in google and follow instructions?

>> No.9483493

>>9478890
>brazilian food
Odd, I don't see a macaque

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9483504

>>9479660
just wasn't cooked right

>> No.9483508

>>9478923
I'd love to see one of these "how it's made"-style food webms, but at the very end of the video the tray dumps all the food off of the belt. Then the camera zooms out to show a giant pile of food while the trays ride back to be refilled

>> No.9483521

>>9479149
Watching the bones be pulled out is kinda erotic

>> No.9483542

>>9479215
>Wow anon, your back is so toned! Do you work out?
>nah I just make dragon beards for a living

>> No.9483558

>>9479347
There is no worse a crime than an egg with a half-runny half-firm yolk

>> No.9483567
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9483567

>>9480226
OBSESSED

Memes aside, chicago-style deep dish has to be cooked that way. If the toppings and cheese were above the sauce, then the higher heat needed to properly cook the 'go'za would burn the fuck out of them. Under the sauce, however, they can cook safely without fear of burning.

>> No.9483582

>>9480576
>*tap*

>> No.9483621

>>9480297
Wut... I buy things so I can have things. Who buys things to impress other people? Who's gonna come in my room anyway?

>> No.9483657

>>9482008
He has an Asian wife, he;s Christian so they marry young anyways, regardless of homosezual urges

>> No.9483667

>>9483023
eat shit northern monkey

>> No.9483681

>>9483621
>Wear expensive clothes out in public to look nice
>Buy cosmetics (lotions, deodorants, facial creams, eyeliner, etc) to also look nice
>Drive expensive car out in public
>Buy a nice-looking house so an call see the cool place you live
>Spend money to get swole and look fit

People, normies especially, spend tons of disposable income just to look good and thus impress others.

>> No.9483688

>>9482139
the pic didnt look fake. Plus with sound its gross.

I just wanted to enjoy a birb being a ditsy birb...

>> No.9483714

>>9478867
It's definitely an American dish.

>> No.9483719

>>9482557
waifu material

>> No.9483726

>>9478812
Found the video.
Gonna start one next week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqYdUtNyN4

>> No.9483971

>>9482702
>avocado is a healthier substitute to cheese
>adds cheese
What retarded person made this?

>> No.9484066

>>9482702
>1/8 tablespoon of salt
I'm sweating

>> No.9484081

>>9482557

My ex had a drinking problem and this webm makes me sad.

>> No.9484129

>>9482253
Have you ever watched our Lee's channels? He does gaming videos and he seems to think he's able to sing

>> No.9484150

>>9479462
Imagine what that would do to a human.

>> No.9484217

>>9482559
It's obviously cgi

>> No.9484275

>>9480876

> pajeet, even virgin pajeet
> any level of interest in cleaning

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9484301

>>9479169

I think this is actually a war crime

>> No.9484409

>>9482428
Julia Child is overrated meme tier

>> No.9484411

>>9479298
Nudes plox.

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>>9484150
I like the way you think anon.

>> No.9484454

>>9478845
>taking that long to spoon your shitty egg mixture into an avacado skin by the teaspoon instead of just pouring it from the pot

That angered me more than anything else.

>> No.9484468

>>9482702
>substitute avocado for cheese
>two types of cheese
>skim milk
Lol what?

>> No.9484483

>>9484454
If anything they should have used a piping bag like with deviled eggs

>> No.9484490

>>9484427
within the first second of this autism i knew this had to be jack.

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>>9478880

>> No.9484618

>>9483688
Chocolate is deadly for birds though. People went apeshit when that came out because of that, when it was posted all over the internet, including /ck/.

>> No.9484915

>>9484618
True, but it was still cute.

>> No.9484928

>>9482702
This made me physically angry.

>> No.9484929

>>9478753
Wtf is this?

>> No.9484941

>>9479021
That is obviously his son.

>> No.9484943

>>9478948
Must be fucking heaven for that bird

>> No.9484949

>>9482501
That is legit fucking disgusting

>> No.9484950

>>9479141
>>9479156
Probably a rental car

>> No.9484954

>>9479386
>>9480360
People have no problems with rice on burritos, why is it suddenly problem with tacos?

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>> No.9485270
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>> No.9485276

>>9484409
her appeal was that she was down to earth and didn't mind laughing at herself.

>> No.9485280

>>9478845

why don't vegans just raise chickens and treat them nicely, eating their delicious eggs? it's a win-win relationshi.

>> No.9485281

>>9485270
i don't think all that shit can even fit in your stomach

>> No.9485283

>>9485280
Because it's no different than capitalism. It doesn't matter if both parties benefit, one person is in a position of power over the other so it is bad.

>> No.9485284

>>9485270
>22 pounds
Literally impossible

>> No.9485287

>>9485283
you've got a lot to learn about life kid

>> No.9485288

>>9485099
soooo......... what is it?

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>> No.9485369

>>9478861
Why does everyone have a problem with Mac and Cheese? It's a comfort food, not something someone would eat every day.

>> No.9485396

>>9485351
fmu senpai

>> No.9485405

>>9478845
Vegan is mental illness

>> No.9485406
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9485406

>>9479181

>> No.9485466

>>9480840
>>9481249
Shit it reminds me of when I was a kid. There was those kinda street merchants often came around and sold that. Damn my friends all got them but my mom wouldn't let me because she said it's done with others saliva. Anyways one time I stole some money from my dad and bought me one. iirc it's a monkey king and I eat it afterwards. I mean, we all are it after we done playing with it. It's made with sugar afterall, and plus we were kids.

>> No.9485471

>>9480576
>cuts the steak THEN fries it
What a fucking hack, he is literally just making the steak worse by doing this just so he can seem cooler.

>> No.9485475

>>9478890
Chile has a "dish" like that, its called Chorillana, pure shit

>> No.9485495

>>9485280
Some vegans I met said they do

I guess most live in city or just don't have it to sound honourable.

>> No.9485505

>>9478895
I'm not a good cook but my first attempt of lasagna was still better than this, even with stale lasagna sheets

>> No.9485507
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>>9478923
>the plastic curtains touch the pale croissants and they turn brown

WOW

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>>9479010
Thanks for this anon, fucking amazing.

>> No.9485520

>>9479141
gioly shit lol

>> No.9485527

>>9485288
A large thin paper bread

>> No.9485529

>>9485507
Lmao

>> No.9485545

>>9485288
dumb cheap trash that is touted as a desert.

Its literally bread paper made with the cheapest shit ever and sprinkled with high fructose corn syrup and a bit of artificial flavor, they dont even add powdered sugar.

>> No.9485547

>>9485351
why?

>> No.9485575

>>9485369
Tell that to my first year of college me, was eating 2 boxes of mac n cheese a day. Threw in four hot dogs and had my meal for the day.

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>>9479141
>buy an old American house
>walls are filled with razors
>buy a used American car
>filled with sauce sachets

>> No.9485633

>>9480191
You make the same dish using chicken thighs and onion, then add parsley and 2 eggs. It is then called oyakodon. Though they use a lot of sauce in this one, the dashi gives it a nice flavour and mirin with sugar a sort of sweet after taste. It is quite good and easy to make.

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>>9478812
ITS FUCKING RAW!


Why is it ok when professional chefs do it

>> No.9485803
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9485803

>>9485073
What are they?

>> No.9485912

>>9485270
Is there a time limit? I could probably eat that in ~6 hours, granted every hour I'd eat 3.5-4 pounds of it.

>> No.9486030

>>9478812
Why is he only wearing one glove?

>> No.9486217

>>9485912
>in under an hour

>> No.9486222
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>>9485509
yeah its the curtains that do it anon, not the bit inbetween, definitely not that bit

>> No.9486253

>>9485073
That is pretty neat.

>> No.9486264

>>9482628
It genuinely baffles me that Americans will unironically spend their money buying some tacticool rubbish and call it a knife.
t. Scandi living in an area with a moderate amount of Sami.

>> No.9486332
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9486332

>>9483681
>>Spend money to get swole and look fit
Fatties are disgusting wastes of space and literally everyone would be better off if you all just killed yourselves.

>> No.9486376

>>9485351
That's Mexican, you stupid retard. And since you saved this, you should've know that.

>> No.9486440

>>9485270
>>9485281
>>9485284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3W9jZ9EHX8

>> No.9486635

>>9483681
>spending money to get fit
You don't need to spend a dime to get in shape. Running and bodyweight exercise is free

>> No.9486653

>>9478861
>not chilling it, battering each one, and frying it for advanced MnC bites

Fuck that cunt

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9486666

>>9479221
>tfw burnt tomatoes
>tfw oily ass egg
>tfw oily tasteless hash
>tfw undercooked beans
>tfw uneven heat
>tfw wasted bacon and sausage fat

Why?

>> No.9486684

>>9481001
All I think about when I see this is how soulless chinks are and that Octodad game.

>> No.9486691

>>9486684
Octodad was fantastic.

>> No.9486696

>>9486691
I only played it once and it was at a Best Buy. Wasn't it a launch game?

Captcha: MADDEN calle

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9486734

>>9482702
what is a healthier substitute for avocado?

>> No.9486744

>>9486734
Cyanide

>> No.9486890
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9486890

>>9482908
>>9483971
>>9484468
>substitutes about 70% cheese for a fruit.
>adds a little of two low fat cheeses for taste
>HURR DURR RETARDED HURR COULD JUST AS WELL HAVE USED REAL CHEESE DURR! NO DIFFERENCE!
Hamplanet logic in action.

>> No.9486941
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9486941

>>9485351
I live near a colombian place that serves a dish that reminds me of that. I got it once and it was actually pretty good, albeit salty. Seems like excellent hangover food.

>> No.9487018

>>9486030
Its obliviously Michael Jackson

>> No.9487028

>>9478845
why is yeast okay?
yeast is alive

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>>9486890
You're completely ass backwards bud. Try again next thread.

>> No.9487078

>>9480576
if he charges what i imagine he charges, id want a better crust than that on my steak

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>>9480743

>chips

>> No.9487158

>>9486440
I love this girl

>> No.9487707

>>9482912
What the fuck? Explain yourself.

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>>9485073
Literally less efficient than the I Love Lucy skit.

>> No.9487770

>>9487147
Amerifat detected.

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>>9485099

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9487818

>>9485507
>Egg falls through the grate

>> No.9487911

>>9482063
Diy faggot i dare you