/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>9481783

Learn about this dish on some cook's youtube channel, can recommend.

>>9481783
Disgusting fat fuck

>>9481784
>cider

Literally faggot

>>9481786
>Having Jack for a father
>Eating uncooked slop on a daily basis
That poor, poor child

>>9481784

>>9481787
Aren't brussel's sprouts just tiny cabbage? Does no one like steamed cabbage?

Natural river water is bad for you, it's full of sugar and fluoride

>>9481789
ebin fugg

>>9481786
>>9481790
back to /ck/ faggots

>>9481789

>>9481795
I got the clue anon, here is more.

Damn, I am hungry now.

>>9481800
Is it good? I don't know what half those ingredients were

what if they made a video game like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7sft-uuWc

>>9481790
>child
He looks at least 20. I'm sure he would have moved out by now if it was *that* bad

>>9481796

>No checkers around here for hours

I hate you for posting those ;_;

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>9481800
This is the only one of those "just mix a bunch of shit in" webms that looks at least half-way appetizing. More beef and less chips and I might feed it to the raccoons out back.

>>9481802
>chips
>salsa
>enchilada sauce
>ground beef and onions
>shredded cheese
>MORK
>shredded cheese
>sour cream
>olives

>>9481808
sounds edible for people who enjoy mexican cuisine, I suppose. I've never really eaten mexican except for chicken quesadillas from this one restaurant but eventually I got sick of those

>>9481806
anon they are making fun of you

haha doesn't this faggot know natural water contains more chemicals than actual h20??

>>9481787
literally what happens when I try to eat carrots. I can't explain it but they make me sick

L-lol?

>>9481788
wrong
>american """cider"""

>>9481806
do you have autism anon?

>>9481813
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE

>>9481817
BEEEEEEES

>>9481792
americans don't like cabbage either, they're retarded
brussels sprouts are fucking godlike sautéed

>>9481806
Yeah okay.

But really, nothing goes down easier than fast food and I haven't had a burger in years, is there anything actually worth getting at a BK or Jack in the Box? Do they still have honey wing barbecue sauce?

>>9481816
How new are you?

>>9481784
>Cider
>Gluten free

do you have a feminine penis?

>>9481816
>giphy.gif
>reddit and morty
>being this new
this has to be bait

>>9481792
They're very pungent. They're probably the single worst thing you can present to someone who is addicted to cheese and potatoes while trying to fix their diet

>>9481811
I mean, there's distilled water but apparently that's bad for you to drink

>>9481789
This :DD

>>9481824
what's wrong with potatoes? long as you don't salt them to oblivion I thought they were generally healthy

>>9481799
Yes it's ethanol we did chemistry in high school as well ya know

>>9481810
>>9481816
>>9481820
>talking to pasta
The absolute state of ///v///

>>9481826
nothing wrong with them they are very nutritious

>>9481791

>>9481800
Las Palmas is fucking horrendous

Just post the fucking water and celery image already

>>9481826
It's the way she eats the potatoes that makes it bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>9481827
This is the most retarded, least self-aware, most center of the universe fuckwit post I have ever seen.

>>9481828
what a qt.

>>9481816
>fucking baited
>Rick & Morty
This pottery is so fine, it can't be real.

>>9481784
>You must drink this cider

>>9481821
>>9481823
>>9481828
>>9481836
>wow you have to know every single pasta here on 4chan! even the shitty ones of unrelevant boards like /ck/!!!!

>>9481784
>/v/ doesnt get it

Im sorry anon

>>9481838
Real thick here

>>9481839
>not recognizing pasta on sight even if you've never read it before
wow

>>9481839
whatever newfag

>>9481842
>>9481843
sorry I have a life outside of 4chan

>>9481839
Yes anon, lurking fucking moar is preferred.

>>9481844
On reddit.
Fuck off back there

>>9481844
Save excuses for your imaginary friends, fatty.

The one and only

>>9481846
no :^)

>>9481813
I can fucking see the bees getting caught in the dough she's rolling.

I mean it's nice to have some extra proteins, until you get stung in the mouth and find out you're actually allergic against bee stings.

>>9481805

Same. I fucking love Checkers.

They do sell their fries in bags though at my local groccery store which are pretty good but not quite the same.

>drink tap water for years
Meh

>get a filter for the tap
Meh

>get a good filter for the tap
Holy shit, I didn't know water had taste!

>>9481848
enjoy your black HIV blood

>>9481813
At least she's wearing gloves, you got to respect good hygiene.

>>9481804
Jack admitted to choking his son because he smoked weed.

>>9481839
So I come over to /v/ maybe once a month right? You know, normally I'm over on /co/ or /vg/, and I traditionally lurk. Like I've only posted a handful of times. But I like these gamer fuel threads, you know? It's fun, but most of the time the threads pan out the same. Some people say water, maybe some legitimate discussion, and that fucking pasta is always in the thread somewhere. And every time there's someone that takes the bait. And every fucking time there's someone that gets defensive when they end up being the butt of the joke. Hey, let's take the high road and you're just a good samaritan right? Let's say you didn't even reply to the pasta, you just got offended by people laughing at other people getting baited. You still throw a little tantrum, you call /ck/ "unrelevant" which is why I'm pretty sure you're fucking trolling, and then you throw out the "I have a life" as if you fucking do. You don't have to be an expert on fucking board culture, if you take the bait your only punishment is getting laughed at by your anonymous peers. At this point it's not even bait, it's just a part of the thread. It's in every god damned gamer fuel thread. Check the archive and lurk more.

>>9481853
I am and it's delicious

>>9481844
>>9481839
>>9481856
read like a fucking book

>>9481828
Jesus, that rack.
I'd happily suffocate in there.

>>9481859
they aren't even that big anon

>>9481838
is anyone else mysteriously aroused by this?

>>9481840
It was probably a shit meme anyway

hello /ck/ greatings from /v/
a mod just moved us from there

Thanks mod, I spoooose
>>>/v/391701274
>>>/wsg/1895467

>>9481866
Hi hi~

And now I am gonna get banned here for Ja/ck/ posting, nice.

>>9481866
yeah, so is this gonna be a thing now? saw a thread that was thrown here from /a/ a while ago. If /pol/ makes a extremist eats thread is that shit gonna be moved here too?

I hope /co/ doesn't think we're purposely fucking around.

>>9481877
I don't know anon
do you like video games?

Hi friends, do you like video games?

>>9481913
Not really, but I guess we are not on /v/ right now, so we can talk about video games a bit.

>>9481787
They picked a vegetable that's notorious for being disliked by many and then prepare it in the worst possible way by steaming instead of roasting. Kind of set the fattie up for that reaction.

>>9481855
lol source?

>>9481864
Where can I go for things like this?

>>9481812
Did you try grated carrots ?

>>9481784
ah yes, the old 'crisp apple' flavor, the only one for me

>>9481873
You deserve it, no one wants to see the same 10 webms over and over again

>>9481913
Yeah I'm playing divinity original sin 2 right now, it's pretty good

>>9481916
Haha, how did a conversation about goldhoarding rats ever evolve into one about Jews?
Crazy!

>>9481861

imagine sticking your dick in that hot fluffy beauty

>>9481838

I have no idea about cooking. What's this called? It looks like pound cake, but how is it so soft?

>>9481813

where is this from, what's the video, what's the story, goddamn

>>9482339
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castella

>>9482347

god bless

>>9481816
>baited by a common copypasta
>giphy
>tfw intelligent the show
>thinking others have autism
lmao
m
a
o

>>9481839
It's posted fucking constantly, newfag

>>9481819
Brussel sprouts are one of my favorite things to cook and they always seem so appealing and flavourful.
I have however never eaten a brussel sprout because to me its the last link between being a kid and an adult forgetting about those good times and makes me sad...Thanks KND

>>9481839
w-we're relevant !

>>9482309
>Cashews of Chads
What.

>>9481784
>drinking woman alcohol

But for real, what are some more healthy alternatives for snacks? All these sugary sweets aren't doing me any good.

>>9481860
/ck/ is a normalfag board, part of the big 4

/v/ is cancer

>>9481784
Is it okay to drink this if I don't own a computer?

>>9481784
Oh man I wish there were cans of this in the UK, a bottle is too sickly

>>9481784
I got your meme anon

>>9481784
Don't get the connection between femininity and drinking cider. From Somerset in the UK and most local stuff can range from up 7 to 14%. Unless you are a pleb yank, this stuff is stronger than most other common drinks.

>>9481813
Is she making them for the bees?

>>9481813
Seriously, what the fuck is this? I can't read chingchong, do people buy these and eat them covered in bees or what the fuck?

>>9481784
>cider
fucking lame anon
im 27 bitch

>>9481793
and fish and bug shit, bacteria, microbes, dead things...

>>9484679
Chinese are subhumans

>>9481783
Right out of the stream? Enjoy your diarrhea.