/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>20 days sober

Phoneposting on irc is apparently a horribly clumsy affair, but it looks to be an entertaining channel, bounteously laden with al/ck/s aplenty. Would visit again.

STRIPLIGHT. RUG. SHES BUILDING A NEST
I'm going to do SO much sex up my 10/10 future waifu.

>>9460525
quick rundown?

>>9460527
He's going to fuck that roll of carpet

>>9460527
An angelic, physically perfect girl lives very close to me. She and I walk down the same alleyway to buy booze. She downs a small bottle of vodka or a couple of strong beers to stop WD, dumps them here, then goes home to get drunk and be beautiful. She's my soulmate and we love eachother. Probably.

>>9460546
Are you quite sure it's not a middle aged homeless man?

>>9460566
You shut your whore mouth.
Pic might be her.
There's no proof to the contrary.

>>9460571
how many bikini bottoms do you need

>>9460486
I have an uncomfortably substantial crush on you.

>>9460593
None pls
Amirite guys?
>rubs hands together, gets hardon, licks lips, goes hypercreeper mode
Slurp.

>>9460546
good to see you again anon

be careful not creep her out though..have you ever talked to her?

>>9460604
Never. She doesn't reply to the messages I leave ;_;

It seems like this has been on sale for the past month, so this is what I've been drinking for the past month. It's tasty

>>9460608
what sort of messages? what do ya say?

>>9460616
I've left two notes, both of which included a link to al/ck/ and a tripcode, the second of which was presented by way of a message in a bottle.
Nothing yet.
She's clearly just adorable and shy :3

>>9460600
that's pretty gay senpai

>>9460626
Grils are allowed to an alcohol too, yaknow.

>>9460625
I didn't come to al/ck/ for these types of feels. Good luck anon.

>>9460625
eh she probably just doesnt want to go to 4chan or did come to the thread and saw the creepshots.

how autistic are you? not tryna be a dick but just wondering if you can talk to women.

>wake, dreaming of glaciers, frosty mineral water, juicy watermelon, mountain streams
>open eyes, mouth like an ashtray in the desert
Send
Help

>>9460642
I've done sex up some grils. I'm an alchie spaz so they ultimately hate and lesve me, but I'm 6ft3 and girls smile at me and f I talk to them.
I'll make orgasms in her one day. She's my angel. We're in love.

>>9460656
>wake up three times
>drink nearly a litre of water each time
>still haven't taken a piss
????

>>9460663
if shes an alcy too then why not just time it right and next time shes in line buy her a pint of vodka or something

>>9460663
>autoincorrect
Dammit.
Hope some manner of decipherable communication might be foraged between the mess of abstract language Apple has provided.

>>9460672
I keep trying, she's never there. Been looking for months.
One day it'll all come together and the sex will be surreal

>>9460635
No, just one drink a day gives girls breast cancer.

mfw
375ml of wild turkey 101 down. and a waterloo dark in 1 hour.

idk, worked hard this week, now making comfy burritos and trying my best not to mess things up on fb chat and texts lol

what's you're drinking music

>>9460678
dont focus on sex anon.

if you love her you will scare her by being too aggressive

>>9460688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ue2QC4We8U

>>9460672
bro if you spent half as much trying trying to catch this "girl" as you do posting in these threads youdve done gotten to the bottom on this mystery.

>>9460688
wish i was that drunk :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxPQfx6UWiA

nothing really more to life

Who /nattydaddy/

But seriously, is this the best bang for your buck in alcohol? 1 dollar at the rite aid by me.

>>9460694
why not? always be the best at what you do. what are you up to today?

>>9460486
You're back! I'm glad you're alive, b0ss.

>>9460705
18 beers but been drinking since noon and its 10 now. might go get a 4loko or something gf is asleep

>>9460688
oh i always Klonopin post here when I fall off. (also fuck those sip boys)

>>9460688
me, and i always klonopin post here when i drink lol.

>>9460688
>375ml of wild turkey 101
this is what yanks would call a 'pint' for mysterious reasons, right?

FUUUUUUUCK I'M TRYING TO RESIST GOING TO THE LIQUOR STORE AHHHHHHUGHHGHGH

>>9460670
Normal for me. It takes 5-7 hours for my body to rehydrate enough to let any fluids go.

>>9460688
I always klonopin drink when I come here, if you remember.

>>9460723
I personally got off the drinking over the whole day, I'm doing like chugging half a pint type of thing. It is a different experience, I like it more now.

>>9460734
us canadians call bottles that size a mickey. but 101 doesn't come in mickeys but it's just how much i had

>>9460486
god bless

How the fuck do i avoid heartburn indigestion?

>>9460753
Take some antiacids.

>>9460753
Don't drink on an empty stomach, eat like 4 slices of wholegrain toast before you start drinking

suppppppppppppppp

>>9460821
sippppppppppppppppppppp

>>9460835
slluuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppppppppp

oh fjuck

why i drink

>>9460876
Terribly fitting, worn out shorts?

I genuinely look forward to these threads so I can contribute without feeling ashamed. Made it three days sober, told my fiance I'm gonna turn my life around.

I'm drinking now. Alcohol will always be there for you in a way no human being ever could. No fucking wonder people turn to Jesus after booze, someone that's "always there" no matter what without judgement. I'll stick to shit wine.

>>9460772
wtf that's a lot of toast

>>9460900
id shoot u

I was out walking around town when I found a large cardboard box discreetly filled with expired beer in the back of a supermarket. Walked back to my car, drove up, and hastily loaded my car up, no security cameras and it wasn't a busy road.

It was a lot of.booze too. As a cheapskate who usually buys natural ice this expired beer tastes delicious.

>>9460911
The Booze Gods are with you anon.

Bless.

>>9460753
ALOHA EVERYONE

Drink milk thistle twice a day. I just drink pic related.

Im so upset i cleaned up my bottle mess. I wantes to ppst a pic of the bottles on my porch haha.

>>9460953
Fuck

>>9460911
fucking jealous. what brand?

>>9460417
For once I'm not even having cravings, still drinking cheap gin martinis because I'm afraid of being sober.

>>9460904
It will keep you full and it acts as like a sponge for the burgeoning stomach acid so it's unable to rise up the oesophagus.

>>9460964
All kinds. Wine too. Im paranoid because some nosy fucker drove by slowly as I was loading up, he/she had a handicap thing so you know they're busy bodies.

I have the booze hidden around my house just in case he took down my plate # and po po show up

>>9460981

true true. I guess I'm just trying to picture someone hurriedly shoveling in dry toast so they can start boozing. That said, I like to nibble one or two slices if I'm morning drinking to minimize the feeling of acid reflux.

reasons to drink, she will never love u

Does alck go to clubs?

>>9461030
she will never love me because i don't drink enough

There's a significant astroid due to hit earth in 43 months time that the government is keeping tight lipped about.
Nothing really matters anyway

>>9461058
That'd be nice. Probably isn't happening, tho ; _ ;

Hello from balmy east-coast America, where I've befriended my ex-con neighbor "Peanut" by buying him a cheap ass Modelo.

"Man, that shit got me tilted! Imma buy you one."

Lots of welfare alkies in my area.

>>9460953
Are you okay?

not really an alcho but im sippin on my 9th? beer of the evening. would drink the shitty rum i have but no mixer and i'm a little bitch so that ain't happenin. how you fellas doin

>>9461169
awake way too late desu senpai

>>9461183
tonight is the first friday where i dont have to work in the morning since like april so im gonna stay up until i pass out in my computer chair

I used to drink heavily everyday ; and a box of codeine a day too.

I've stopped codeine completely, and I've cut down the drinking to once or twice a week.

It's been monthes and PAWS are a nightmare. Depressed, no energy, hopelesss and retarded.When will this nightmare end?

Now it's 6am, I'm loaded with gin and ritalin and I enjoy my last hour of peace before returning to reality tomorrow.

What are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnUItw1ElU&pbjreload=10

>>9460457
Keep it going lad.

I'm at 12 weeks now and starting to feel less bored sometimes.

>>9461045
Nah. Most of us drink alone at home.

>>9460753
Zantac

>>9461201 here

C'mon, is anybody here? Post some tunes my men!

>>9461240

https://youtu.be/Vnoz5uBEWOA

Good song and cool film clip.

>>9461240
Continuing with the urban Street theme

https://youtu.be/QXMUY4deXs0

>>9461257
>>9461278

Hey man, thanks for posting. It's not my taste at all, I listen to jazz country and rock, but I'm still listenin to your tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7T8dCmtdBs

>>9461291
I thought a guy that likes Jonny Cash would be pretty open minded.

https://youtu.be/IS2VlTItlWk

https://youtu.be/gEgumdnnVn0

>>9461305
Eh, I like this one better!

Here's a legendary coutry song... Hank Sr an Jr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8tROzp4Dc

Hank Jr alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0TGfZSACI

>>9461058
nothing would matter even if there were an asteroid impact. Everything will change fundamentally.

New to these threads.
I'm drunk. In PST time Zone so it's kinda early.
I'm not on the cuntry page you all are on.
I'm revisiting bauhaus and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY

Repressed transgirl here

>thinking about going to a trans support group next week cause I need help
>Brain: forget about it, ill bury it down and you can stay alone in your room drinking vodka and crying about things that could have been, drinking is manly

I'm terrified I'll relapse

>>9461397
>I'm not on the cuntry page you all are on.
It's only me... I think.

>>9461401
Transgirl means you have a penis but identify as a male?

first time coming to this thread. i have some apple whiskey and no food. i hope i die tonight

>>9461403
Prove it.
I love you either way.

>>9461412
I try to do self destructive things to prove I'm not trans, pretending I'm masc and I never had the desire in the first place

Then it results in the repressed emotion hitting me all at once and me curling up in my bed crying

>>9461045
Yes, when I get my quarterly bonus. It also coincides with my getting laid.

>>9461429
So you have a vagina? Sorry for being dense.

for the longest time ive only been buying budweiser tall cans ill quit for like 3 days then i need to buy 1 again. oh well

>>9461403
NO.
I'm withyou

>>9461440
No
Just a dude who wishes he was a woman

>>9461453
Then post some tunes my man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km1hvQTrqv0

>>9461455
OK.

Being a dude is cool tho

>>9461458
okay, not sure if you'll like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJGalE3vn0

>>9461463
Yeah I tried to convince myself of that but brain won't have it

Just this horrible feeling of disconnect and sadness at my gender no matter what I do, even being gay isn't enough to stop it
I hope it goes away when my brain is running on female hormones

My farts smell rank.

>>9461468
It's not really my thing but thanks for posting and reviving this thread.

>>9461469
But is it possible to obtain feamel hormones?

>>9461505
Yes, my doctor gave me them before

They block testosterone and supply estrogen

>>9461509
low testosterone can depress you I heard?

>>9461511
If you are a cis male yes
But No I was definitely happier on E
Time to go back and be brave

>>9461525
OK, good luck then my mate.

I'm going to sleep, it's 8:30 am here and my sleep cycle is gunna be fucked up.

>>9460753
fuck everyone else. buy baking soda, i.e. 100% sodium bicarbonate. take it like a shot of cheap alcohol, prechase and chase(its a bitter as fuck powder so both are necessary). its whats in any worthwhile antacid and works immediately. its also 1.50 for 50-100 doses, which is like 1 tbsp each

so ronery
https://youtu.be/EMBcDDw5eZ4

>>9461525
It depresses anybody.

I can understand the whole mental-illness aspect, but it's fucking ridiculous how self-reinforcing this shit gets when people start taking unnatural hormones.

If you take the time to understand your body, it's not difficult to appreciate it for what it is. Like a lot of trannies, you're just enamored with the social implications of being a woman.

Life sucks, dick or no. Stop whining.

>>9461578
That's what I thought until I had withdrawal from quitting the hormones

t just hurts me :(

>>9461593
Have you tried not being a degenerate mentally ill homosex?

>>9461597
I thought being gay would be enough but it wasn't. It still hurts inside

>>9461635
Try necking yourself

>>9461658
If I commit suicide I will end up with and Karma or hell

>>9461663
Do it

>>9461667
I'll just wait for fate to strike me down

Hi guys. I am from Ukraine and i am not expirienced with this bord. Is it allowed to post hentai pictures here? Dont ask why please i just like do so lol

>>9461030
wow what a qt

;_;

>>9461699
It's a blue board, so no porn.

>>9461058
Where did you get that info?

What a time to be alive.

Keep living and chuggin' along, al/cks.

We share the same pain, and the pleasantries of the nectar. Personally think most of us want to rid this cursed disease (albeit, our europhic idea is that of "moderation"). but alas, were all the same. Drunks, with good souls and lots of talent. Safe weekend everyone.

vodka + oj is the best thing ever. The hangovers are almost non existent. It's a shame oj is so expensive, but this is going to be me mainstay forever now.

>>9461733
cute face, fat fingas.

it would be comfy to use a lap as a pillow right now

>tfw actually going out and drinking with friends today
holy shit im so looking forward to this, finally getting drunk with my buddies again
Going to drink this, anyone tried it before? It was the cheapest i found

>>9460417
Nose is bleeding again, what do?

friday night mothafuckas
what y'all
>eatin
>smokin
>drinkan
>watchan
>listnan
>playin
>readin

>>9461972
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/1k2vqy/stand-up-patrice-oneal--once-a-month

How did people sleep before alcohol was invented?

RIP piecefully in peaces RW.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uLtPp_xIpC4

>>9461974
It's Saturday morning

Can't shake the feeling that I made a huge ass of myself. This is the second time in a row.

>>9462007
Alcohol was invented before people. Animals eat rotting fruits that contain ethanol.

Is there anything better then nice crisp bacon when you've been drinking?

>>9460604
He doesn't even know It's a girl.


It could be a 70yo homeless man

>>9461900
>fat fingas
they're just short and stubby

I bet you think you have a fat dick too

>>9461974
saturday
>eatin
gonan roast some potato wedges and make more fry sauce
discovered it the other day dn it's dank as fuck
>smokin
nothing, too poor. got some snus though to keep that nicotine goin
>drinkan
just picked up a bottle of koskenkorva
>watchan
internets i guess
>listnan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVu1xN5BYy8&feature=youtu.be
og shit
>playin
'em like a fiddle
>readin
thread

been listening to this a lot lately, strikes pretty true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY

>>9462067
That makes sense.
It maybe explains why people were able to sleep too

Feeling nervous after drinking last night. How do I stop feeling this way? Will eating help?

My beer piss diarrhea seems to coincide with me going out to get a real large 'za
I wonder why

>>9462242
mild withdrawal, not very pleasant. Either ride it out, or have a couple of drinks to make it go away

>>9462247
First round of diarrhea before
Second round 30 mins later, when I get back with the 'za
Literally clockwork its happened 5 times already

>>9460417
literally just dozed off for 10 minutes

>>9462267
Only drinks I have are some beers. I can't stand beer. Guess I will ride it out. Thanks.

The internet went out when I was drunk last night which caused my dad to come into my room where the modem is. I had the /tv/ catalog up and I am not sure if BLACKED threads were in view or not. Fuck I hope he doesn't think I actually look at interracial porn.

>>9462296
That's nothing.

My sister was visiting me from out of state a couple months ago and I forgot to turn my computer off before I went to work. She i guess took it upon herself to use my computer because I wasn't texting her back what the wifi password was quick enough and definitely saw all my saved porn videos of women that look like her. She couldn't have missed it

>>9462307
t-tthat's kinda hot

>>9462307
>>9462324
fucking degenerates, you are a shame to the white race.

>>9462339
Did you just assume someones race?

shots of bourbon, not sure how many so far. how many in a 1L bottle? there'sa little over a quarter left

Got diagnosed with Aspergers, can someone recommend me a drink for this feel

>>9462397
vodka and pepsi

my mum was telling me I can't sleep through the day. Now I stayed up till almost 4am and now I'm just going to sleep through the day again

>>9462324
She's very pretty and loyal but unfortunately not into incest apparently.


>tfw been drinking beer and vodka for 16hours
>fifth and 13 or so beers
>about to have the worst hangover of my natural life

>>9462397
Cyanide

>>9462410
no offence but your mum is a dumb bitch and you're old enough to know for yourself what's best for you

>>9462445
I'm 26 so might not be quite old enough.

I still look like a teenager which is a point of pride for me.

>>9462456
I'm 22 and I've told my mom to fuck off and let me grow up already. I'm sure you're very well able.

>>9462465
bit edgy and also rude

might calm down a bit, teenbro

If I drink 2 bottles of wine a night 4-5 nights a week. What level of al/ck/ am I?

>>9462516
Standard European consumption to be honest.

>>9462516
middle aged liver problems level

>>9462525
Phew
>>9462538
Shit

>>9462525
nonsense desu

>>9462516
My mum has drank 1-2 bottles every night for 15 years, you'll be fine.

>>9462643
Not everyone is equally skilled at processing poison. Just because your mom is good at being an alcohol doesn't mean anon won't get fucked by the lottery.

Okay, niggers. how do you deal with hangovers. Fuck life

>>9462791

I would have helped you, but you said niggers. So go die.

>>9462791
Keep drinking.
Read the rest of the thread and continue to shitpost.

>>9462791

You need to ingest a lot of salt, potassium and other chemicals on the acid side. So you will fucking die.

>>9462796
Fucking kill yourself you fucking reddit nigger. Fuck off.

>>9462813

no one gives a shit if you exist, do they?

I see we've yet to weed out all the kids.
I have faith in al/ck/ though. Don't give up, ppl.

>>9462791
Drink a couple cups of Coconut water, and take an Advil. Keep drinking a lot of water throughout the day with meals.

>>9462819
Yeah I've got a couple people who do. Good relationship with family. Friends still talk to me even though we all live in different places now. I'm actually pretty lucky even if I am alone.

>>9462836

Then why do you sound like such a suicidal piece of shit? You just sound miserable and project your misery on this site. Maybe stop that and try to find friends instead of being human garbage, if you can help it.

>>9462858
>find friends
Cool joke dude. I have all the ones I'm ever going to pretty much.

>>9462861

So you're just a generic asshole looking to be a generic asshole. Carry on you fuck up.

>>9462861

You know that Solopsism is a double edged sword? No one around you matters, but no one around you gives a shit that you exist.

>>9462870
I couldn't disagree with any concept more than solopsism.

>/pol/ posts for one second
>thread ruined, screaming brats galloping in all directions
God dammit. The poison those imbeciles spew is more damaging than any amount of alcohol.

>>9462880

But you proved you're human selfish piece of shit garbage by typing "reddit nigger". What kind of compost types that?

>>9462791
I agree with the whole mineral thing people are talking about, I prefer to drink a litre of mineral water before bed.

>>9462887
I don't think posting reddit nigger on this board means much in the big picture of things, and I certainly don't call people reddit niggers in public or in person. I don't know why you got so concerned about it.

>>9462891

Oh, my stars and garters. You just sounded like human filth in my presence. I guess I just over reacted like a reddit nigger.

Apologies, fucking mutt of a person. Carry on..

>>9462901
It's just an anonymous image board in a sub thread for alkies. Sorry dude.

>>9462887
Cry moar, fag. I swear this board has worst tumblr/reddit infestation

>>9462915

I know that most boozers are filth, with their racism and self hatred. I just wish one or two wouldn't make me fucking wish for their suicide in every single boozer thread.

>>9462918

Go mortify. Garbage.

>>9462921
...keep crying nigger

>>9462927

keep jewing, coon.

Did you guys figure out how to hebrew up a jiggaboo? With a group of Dinges and Slopes?

I keep forgetting I have a group of poverty suffering dirt people living in this world. I know you're eternally miserable. Watch this..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1dBg__wsuo&list=RDkFaq9kTlcaY&index=4

It's a Mendelssohn violin concerto. So maybe you can't stop being a group of pieces of shit.

>>9462975
>I have

First time posting on /ck/ and heard you guys have alkie threads. Woke up on my couch this morning fully clothed with a loaded shotgun across my chest. #winning

>About to go to the store for the 3rd time today for more booze
jesus christ

>>9463018
So jelly you can own a shotgun.

Well you can here in soviet europe but there's some paperwork and I'm too lazy to an hero.

>>9462975
>I keep forgetting I have a group of poverty suffering dirt people living in this world. I know you're eternally miserable. Watch this..

Wut? Beautiful music though, I'm a cellist myself. Hard to play with dt's and shakes unfortunately.

>>9463025
The last two nights in a row I've blacked out and woken up fully clothed. Just moved to a new state and have a week before my new job starts so I've been hitting the booze hard. Not helpful that the liquor store is one block from me

>>9463018
are there any other boards that have alkie threads? where did you come from?

>>9463071

Not him but /tg/ is full of raging alcoholics if you get it right. /v/ amusingtly enough knows a lot about getting utterly shitfaced on cheap booze.

If you want to talk about alcohol in a manner that isn't a crash cource in liver failure /ck/ is still the only place to go.

>>9463061
I've seen on TV, alcoholics who move into a christcuck community to get off the booze, have you considered it? Food looks good.

>>9463103
I've considered it. Did AA before and had stretches of sobriety up to a year. I'm not an "all-day" alcoholic, but once I get home from work I just drink and smoke pot until I pass out. Usually at least a sixpack of ice beer

>>9461202
I'm not even bored desu, life is alright. I just miss the drinking for its own sake for some reason. It's a comfy ritual.

>>9463123
I'm much the same, drinking during the evenings with the occasional sick day as I wake up drunk.

Wine is fine
Wine is fine
Wine is fine
lalala

>>9463479
i poot cheap wine in a blender and it "aerates" it and tastes less cheap.

sometimes the blender isnt very clean and it tastes of onion, garlic and turmeric......i still drink it. it just makes me unhappy

Tonight is definitely a gin and tonic night. Usually i'm a rum man but I do want to expand my choice of spirits.

>>9463500
I hope you'll become happy, anon.

>>9463123
>drink and smoke pot until I pass out
>sixpack of ice beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndauXI6Qngc

I'm such an idiot, why did I only buy one wine bottle? I don't want to drink vodka, noooooooooooooooooooooooo

alcohol is so good unfffff
>captcha: Route FREEDOM

>>9463500
pro tip: empty the bottle into any other (clean) container to aerate it, then use a funnel to pour it back into the original bottle

this way it's effectively aerated twice and you don't even have to use a delicate glass decanter

>>9463522
superior nip music right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCwoYcp0IY

>>9463683
That souhds super chill, thanks a bunch ados sisal

>>9463674
I think that is a good idea.

How do I combat depression? I'm already reading a self-help book but still...

>>9463510
I'm a (relative) lightweight due to previous stints of sobriety as I mentioned. I'm usually combining the alcohol with benzos too though. Have like 5 strips of etizolam I bought with bitcoin

>>9462415
get another

Anyone here cooking tonight? What are y'all making?

>>9463962
I made lazy bachelor pasta.
Ground meat, lots of peppers, can of diced tomato, shit ton of Worcestershire sauce, cayenne, seasoning salt.
Mix with pasta and grated cheese.

Tastes amazing, but it's pretty shit for you

I'm having difficulty not drinking tonight.
I shouldn't.
I really shouldn't.
But I want to a whooole bunch

At what point should I consider myself an alcoholic?

>>9463962
>alcoholics
>cooking
If we eat at all, it will be something that requires absolutely no effort.

>>9464224

When you can't stop drinking.

In Bolivia getting wrecked on 96% “potable alcohol”. Basically pharmacy-tier rubbing alcohol minus the expected poison.

>>9464233
There are good ideas, bad ideas, and this

>>9464233
So just undiluted vodka, basically?

>>9464229
I understand, I've been at the near death withdrawal stage a few times. I mostly have my drinking under control now and can digest normal food. Soup is coming along nicely. Making the first stir

>>9464390
Looks fucking good mate
What type of sausage?

>>9464390
uma delicia

>>9464390
Looking good dude. I like to use this board and remember when I still had an appetite.

Gf had some sort of existential crisis tier breakdown last night, managed to sneak out while she's still asleep. Fed and took care of all of my pets, sitting down with some leftover pizza and garlic sauce with my trusty 1.75l. It's gonna be a comfy one until this shit show starts again, y'all.

>>9464390
>I understand, I've been at the near death withdrawal stage a few times. I mostly have my drinking under control now
what's your secret?

>>9464457
back, klonopin + wildturkey 101. 4mg. 500ml.

the most important thing is to be cool. Don't go nuts on fb. dont msg bitches telling them how hot they are, dont bother your friends when you're drunk. etc etc

Just drink and enjoy it

>>9464253
I believe that in atmosphere 96% is the strongest you can distill alcohol (beyond that it just absorbed water from the atmosphere or something).

They produce industrial ethanol for absolutely nothing: cheap enough to burn in your car. The only reason it costs a lot in most places is taxes. Here in Peru beer and other sorts or proper booze are weirdly expensive: the trade off with the public seems to be that industrial-grade ethanol is dirt cheap (you can get WRECKED for a dollar )

>>9464479
*here in Bolivia

Traveling too much I forget where I am. In Peru a bottle of shit wine is $2 so that’s the drink of choice.

>>9464468
>Don't go nuts on fb. dont msg bitches telling them how hot they are, dont bother your friends when you're drunk. etc etc
This is something that we all learn sooner or later.
Even when I'm very very drunk, social media, phone, whatever, is similarly very very verboten.
Don't do it.
Just don't it.

I fucked up when I first got started and messaged a girl I knew in highschool who I found out lived in my city.
Got a date out of it. Well, not really, but still.

That was my learning point

>>9464490
I wish I were rich enough to travel

>>9460486
come again bb

>>9464468
So you drink 500ml of turkey daily or once in a while?

>>9464189
I believe in you.

Even if no one replies to you in these threads, or anywhere. you control yourself. And I believe in you. Please do it for yourself.

>>9464492
I travel most than half my life and don’t make that much when working.

You can live like a king in the developing world for $20-$30 a day. For $50 you’re absolutely balling.

Just eat ramen when working and saving in the first world, knowing your money goes at least 5x further in Asia/Latin America/Africa/E Europe.

>>9464479
What's the hangover like?

>>9464396
Tuscan red wine(raw)

>>9464425
You can get better m8. I'm not a sober AAtard either, but I don't let my drinking control me anymore.

>>9464457
>what's your secret?
Just knowing the more I drink, the more anxiety and depression it builds. If I can go more than a couple nights a week without drinking, it feels so fucking good. I also limit myself from drinking before 7pm so I don't wake up too early in the morning and start drinking again.

>>9464503
So only in the evening and not more than a few nights a week?

And you manage to keep it at that?

>>9464502
I’m not drinking it straight (it BURNS like acid) so no worse than expected mixed into shit

>>9464453
Pizza isn't doing it, managed a slice down. I want to get more drunk and make some good eggs. Are eggs at night the most cozy possible food or is it just me?
What's al/ck/'s go to drunk food? Apart from the good ol' egg in ramen.

>>9464516
kebab, taco

>>9464520
Do you make it or just grab it from a truck/ restaurant?

>>9464516
Cold pizza.
Leftovers in the fridge.

The best is meat though. Like a porkchop or a steak. Cold.

>>9464520
Honestly I'm über fighting the urge to go grab some food, too... Really just enjoying being left alone right now desu senpai.

>>9464514
so basically third world everclear?

>>9464558
In most countries the dirt cheap booze is rum. Only ever seen this rubbing alcohol stuff in Bolivia.

>>9464511
It took some time, but yes. One of the reasons I changed was my parents decided they wanted to visit(I live out of state), then other family tagged along. I had no choice but to sober up and clean my house to seem as normal as possible since no one wants to be seen as a nasty alcoholic(especially in front of their family). If you have any specific hobbies, embrace them. Even btter if they're /out/ oriented.

>>9463962
The only thing worse than not being drunk is wasting food in the fridge.

Here's tonight's dinner.

>>9464595
I'm on the wagon for three weeks now since I started getting some physical dependence again (have been on the wagon before that) from hitting it pretty heavily daily but I don't want to fully quit for life.

Hope I'll develop your discipline, I don't want to be one of those AA types scared of every little drop of booze.

>>9464605
would smash

>>9464605
Would also smash

>>9460417
>wake up at 10pm
>take 3 liquid shits
>shower
>make vague suicidal statements to my mother
>hate my life
>have a drink
>life suddenly isn't so bad

Every fuckin day

>>9464667
There are a lot of flaws you can fix here that don't involve stopping drinking

drank an entire 1.14L of rum plust a six pack of tall boys last night.
Continuing tonight.

>>9464624
>>9464661

Thx. Had to send maw a proof of life pic and send her a thank you for her CSA box since she's out of town.

Was pretty epic with an orange-something vinaigrette.

>>9464689
I'm glad I'm not that far gone.
I would have been plastering the walls 2/3 through a 1.14

>>9464605
Steak looks good
Salad looks like shit

Why the fuck are the onions and tomato pieces so fucking big?
I want to eat a mixed salad. Not an assortment of veggies to be eaten once at a time

>>9464689
also
>tfw tolarance way too high
weed too.
Gave my friend half a pice of chocolate, gave my sister half a piece, gave my mommy half a piece, they all got fucked up for a day.
I eat two pieces and get high for about two hours.

sucks

>>9464677
Most of my flaws are mental and physical.

>molested at early age
>shot at 22
>crippling depression and anxiety
>crippling physical pain
>ugly
>general distaste for life

>>9464667
>>9464677
This guy is onto something, anon.

>>9464712
Don't wanna be THAT fag, but how'd you get shot?
Was it one of those "whoopsie I cleaned my gun wrong lol" shots, or was if something even remotely cool?

who here /mixingboozeandxanax/?
I honestly don't even care if this kills me anymore

>>9464712
>shot at 22
details, bud

>>9464702
Personal preference.
I can't stand little shards of carrots and other nonsense. These fill up a fork and I'm a big fan of onions. All in all, they're dime sized or less.

>>9464712
Yeah, life is shit and shit things happen to us.
You're preaching to the choir here, bud.
But the thing is that not living at the bottom of the valley of suffering is worth it.
Maybe we won't ever be really happy. But the attempt matters and makes a different.

Just conforming to a sleep schedule that remotely conforms to normal human behaviour will make you feel better.
And if you're happy going into drinking, you're even happier during

>>9464726
My work was robbed at gunpoint and I was shot in the chest when I panicked and started to unholster my handgun. Then one of my coworkers fatally shot one of the armed men and wounded another.

I'll post proof shortly if you want.

>>9464728
I've heard that's a potion to make you go insane and do crazy shit

Which of these shit games should play along with my rum? Yes i drunkenly bought knack 2

>>9464733
True.


Thanks for the kind words man

>>9464755
Keep on going, buddy.
I have a way out soon.
Maybe you will too

I started taking lexapro 5 days ago and it feels like I'm high. I haven't drank since then, which is the longest i've gone in maybe years. My hands are shaking and I kind of have a body high going and I can't stop smiling. I just bought a nip of whiskey. We'll see what happens.

>>9464728
I take about 5mg of ativan a day, Sometimes a little more or less.

Have been mixing booze and benzos for 3 years, I know I'm fucked when I inadvertently have to stop. I'm sure I'll die

>>9464751
Is that Bioshock 1?
Nigga, that game was awesome. I remember getting hyped as fuck for it after the trailer.
Delivered too

>>9464759
What's your way out?

>>9464765
it's the bioshock 123 collection

>>9464769
I unironically love the third game

>>9464768
Military service.
Pop was in the AF. Grew up moving all the time. Living on bases.
I got a degree so I can make use of it. Didn't work out careerwise.
I drink because I'm bored. I just need something to do every day.

This will be good for me.

what's the rule with beer and liquor

>>9464737
I believe ya. Where were you working?

>>9464769
Never played the other two.
But the first one, man it's good.
Play it and love it.
Do you have good sound?
Crank it up

I have a shocking hangover but I only drank a bottle. I drank tons of water and ate while drinking, why the fuck do I feel like shit?

Also I started a twitter account while drunk and the tweets I sent out are really embarrassing.

>tfw cook
>tfw live at mommys because it's impossible to make a living when you're a cook
>tfw working 12 hours a day without a break, unoless you smoke.
>tfw no sick days
>tfw have gout every summer
>tfw come home and get drunk and high every night
>tfw repeat

>>9464620
I think we both love beer, wine, whisky, etc. but use it for the wrong reasons. You can still enjoy booze, but you also have some bad shit you want to escape from/ forget about? All you need to do is separate those two emotions, and you won't feel the need to drink as often. Sorry if this doesn't help, but it's the best I can describe it.

>>9464779
no, just tv speakers. it still sounds good though
I fucking love Infinite.

>>9464788
I'll play Infinite one day.
Been too poor to buy it

>>9464785
>no break unless you smoke
Hit home, anon. Every time I quit it feels like this exact concept just drags me back into the abyss. Where do you cook?

>>9464751
If you play Sonic I'll play Mario

>>9464784
Magic roll of the dice
Eat/drink shit with potassium in it

Also, I did the same thing once. I reached out to my local tv network. When I was drunk, I really thought it was a great idea. Like they're local and making a difference. I should help them!

>>9464778
Without saying the actual name of the place then having my name come up in search engines....I worked a jewelry store that primarily bought precious metals. So we had a minimum of 30k cash in the store daily, Not to mention over a half a million in inventory and close to 10-20k in unrefined precious metals.

2 niggers though they could rob us right before we opened one day. One came in and pointed a gun at me and the other stood next to the door (also holding a gun). I panicked and started to unholster my handgun and back up (I honestly though it was a joke or something...it didn't seem real) then I just remember falling then a ton of gunshots...What sounded like 20 or 30.

I found out I was shot in the chest then my coworker (god bless his soul) fatally shot the guy who shot me then seriously wounded the guy watching the door.

Literally thought I was a goner that day, I was bleeding so bad all I kept yelling was tell my parents I love them, I couldn't fuckin hear shit because of the ringing in my ears from all the gunshots but I remember thinking any second I'm going to bleed to death and how much I regretting a lot of things I did in my life....Strange things to think about when your laying on a dirty ass floor with a 9mm slug in your chest

>>9464794
You be Tails, I'll be Sonic.

>>9464790
everyone hates it, but I think it's the best of the three.
I love the atmosphere, I hate the atmosphere of the first two.
>>9464793
I manage a pool hall.
I make no money and work 12 hours a day.
Salary is a mistake

>>9464801
>I love the atmosphere, I hate the atmosphere of the first two.
WHAT
Bioshock 1 had fantastic atmosphere

>>9464796
Isn't that the weirdest thing about getting shot? It never seems real.

>>9464801
>>9464803
Yeah dude normally I don't lampoon people over taste, but what the actual fuck anon?
Also- pool hall, rough. Kitchen close at midnight?

>>9464807
That and you don't immediately feel the pain like you would think you would feel.


I didn't know I had been shot until I saw all the blood, I thought I had fallen or been hit with something. I didn't realize I had been shot....I didn't even feel the pain until after about 2 minutes. I just felt pressure and saw how badly I was bleeding

>>9464803
I prefer the sky open thing. lol
Such a good game
and I hate First person shooters.
This and MOH frontine are the only two serious FPS I actually played through.
Also South Park on PS1

>>9464796
>>9464807
I heard getting shot feels like getting punched hard, then feeling like you're being burned with a cigarette butt

>>9464816
Bioshock Infinite was fucking garbage.

>>9464810
3 am>>9464826
I loved it

>>9464817
That's very similar to how it feels.

A lot of pressure then a lot of pain after what seemed like 2 minutes or so. I have been burned with a cigarette before and that doesn't even compare


Imagine taking a hot fireplace poker and stabbing it into your chest, That's how it feels once you start feeling the pain. Then everything starts racing though your mind

It's a very very scary experience and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, The trauma of being shot is 10x worst then the actual pain.

I'm paranoid 24/7 that guy that my coworker shot's brother or family is going to come after me and him one day. The hypervigilance and paranoia will literally eat you alive.

Hey dudes. So tomorrow (Sunday) I'm going to stealth drink at work, vodka added in a flavored water bottle. My coworkers do this basically every Sunday because there isn't shit to do but I haven't yet.

Any tips or recommendations? It's a retail job on the floor of a liquor department.

>>9464834

You'll smell. Anything over a single drink and you'll have it coming out your pores.

>>9464834
unless you're a cook, everyone can tell.
Just don't do it.

>>9464799
Fuck, Tails sucks. I wanna be Knuckles. You'll probably give me the shitty controller too.

>>9464836
Really? It can't be that obvious. We're not getting blitzed just buzzed and it's plain liquor.

>>9464837
Nah just basic bitch retail. They do it literally every Sunday. It's like a tradition.

going to allpy at a place I used to manage tomorrow.
Only place I ever got laid by the servers.
Every other place, the servers don't even talk to you for some reason.

>>9464830
Do you get that... I don't know how to describe it, "lightning effect" of pain?
Like, for some pain, I can handle easy. Cutting myself with a knife. Alcohol on a wound. Burns too.
But for some pain (namely pushing out deep pimples that have grown around nerves), that pain feels bright and electric. Like you have to twitch and move.

This is some drunk ass rambling. But maybe you can see what I'm saying.

Also,
Nigga
You got literally PTSD with that paranoia and fear. I'm not talking SJW "Omg he misgendered me, I have PTSD", I'm talking the real thing.

>>9464795
>I reached out to my local tv network
Story pls?

>>9464841
It was a shitty/ outdated music reference, haha. But thanks for keeping the volley alive!

>>9464859
No story.
The default channel on my tv box is my city's local tv shit. Interviews with locals and crap
I know twitter is super huge nowadays for talking to anything remotely corporate
So I added them and told them that I thought they were doing a good job

That's it. No story.

>>9464851
I think I know what you mean but I think that electrical charge feeling was just adrenaline. Like it felt like there was an electric charge in the air

I know I have PTSD, I didn't realize it until a couple years after the shooting though.

>pic related

Also the cancer isn't that bad, I already had it removed. PTSD is way worst

>>9464867
Surprisingly 0/10 fuck up compared to what my brain was snowballing your possible story into.

>tfw no weed for a few months
Trying to make my tolerance go down
Getting drunk every day doesn't help
Fuck. My hiccups just started

So I'm shitty drunk again. Buzzing on kratom. I've got about 19mi between me at work and the couch at home.

>>9464887
How does mixing the two go for you?
I know it defeats the purpose for tapering off/ crutch replacement.

>>9464887
Also that's a sucky drive. Where you do you live/work that's so far out in the fucking sticks that that stuff is still above the table?

anyone here know what that weed like plant is likie?
Fuck I can't remember the name
apparently it lasts like a minute

Just rememberd as I was doing the captcha.
It's called Salvia

>>9464887
kratom and alcohol don't go well together.


Worst headache of your life

>>9464817
Breddy much. You hardly feel it at first but then it quickly builds, and feels like your back or whatever is swelling up to twice its size. This is why I laugh when the term "veteran" is used by any shart that may have enlisted too the poohlit corps. As if I have anything in common with this fat cunt on the phone telling me my va parameters. kill me

Post your alcoholic table

>>9464907
I actually cleaned mine last night :,)
Will post in a bit.

>>9464907
>>9464915
There ya go

>>9464907
Where these fuckin tables at

>>9464892
>>9464894
>>9464905
I manage a bottle shop in the suburbs. I live in a different suburb. Kratom mixes fine, since I'm inclined to drink a lot less while buzzing on it.
Not gonna lie, I fucking hate kratom and think it's a joke, but it's better than getting back into my old fent/hydromorphone/dope "social" life. I just hate alcohol more than I hate kratom.

>>9464929
what's that white cheddar thing?

pic is the superiour Aloy

goddamn im wasted

>>9464941
New bread

>>9464907
>table
This is a fraction of what I escape from on a daily basis. Still doing paperwork and trying to not ruin my day off tomorrow by bringing a fifth of somethin' nice home and spending tomorrow trying to sleep it off.

>wake
>everything hurts
>no memory of yest
>cash gone
>black eye
>apparent stab wound
>14 missed calls from unknown number
Sigh. Wonder what I'm in for today. Time for a drink.

>>9465665
Hang in there, bruv. You shot wide and ended up in a dead bread here. Toast in the current thread over here:
>>9464941

I'll see ya there in a few hours once the tremors hit. Not like any quality sleep will happen anyhow.

>>9465665
Get some kindling in ya and get that disinfected and bandaged. Life will get even worse if that gash goes infected.

>>9465686
Thanks anon. Feel better bruh.

>>9464830
Look into EMDR for your PTSD.

>>9464179
doesn't sound too bad to be honest, as long as you go relatively easy on the pasta and cheese

cheers

>>9464877
>>9464706

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>>9466808
Still a better alternative than alcohol.

>>9466856
Fact

>>9464786
That's actually good advice m8. I've been setting up different coping mechanisms during sobriety so I think that's worth a shot.