/ck/ - Food & Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md_uz1dKMTM

>>9454337
holy shit the nostalgia. nice

>hey look here's an anime you like
>we're using it to sell disgusting salty greasy sandwiches!
>WE TOTALLY GET YOU!!!

is that a shake with bacon garnish

>>9454317
Slightly irrelevant, but I've watched Arby's meat videos on their site and their head company chef is one of the most unenthusiastic cooks I've ever had the misfortune to witness. The only item he even remotely perked up on was the pastrami, which pretty much implies it's the only thing he's proud of.

>>9454511
To be fair, dragon tail wasn't exactly advertised as haute cuisine or remotely edible in the anime, so it kinda fits.

Pokemon had so much promotion in food, the one I remember the most were PopTarts.

>>9454317
>weeaboo shit
No wonder Arby's is failing.

John West Salmon
https://youtu.be/CVS1UfCfxlU

>>9454811
Arby's is my fast food waifu. Their food is great, meme marketing aside. Granted there isn't much competition out here in the Midwest. Just shit tier places like McDonalds and Taco Bell

>>9454817
YESSS THIIIIIIS

The Arby's classic Greek gyro got me to eat there several times a week for the couple months it was around. It's a real god damn shame they had to end it. One of those with a large order of potato cakes and horsey sauce and I'm fucking set.

>>9454317
is that fucking bacon on a milkshake?

>>9454317
The breasts are too small and the face looks like an old hag 2/10 they tried

>>9454317
Does anyone remember a commerical from a fast food place where they were selling plain cooked bacon in a cup or someshit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo3nA0hxJDg
Not just a good commercial about food, but one of the greatest commercials of all time.

>>9454317
This. This is it.

>>9454317
WHERE'S THE BEEF?

>>9455285
right there on the sandwich ya blind cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M

>>9454565
Can someone please answer this person? I want to know, too.

>>9454565
Do americans really do this?

>>9455087
It comes back yearly for a couple months. Give it until about May.

>>9455455
No. That's only the Canadian menu.

I don't know who's running their account but I'm into it

>>9455600
Bullshit we don't. "Sundaes" from BK.

>>9454764
Yep, I remember those. I also made sure to get the commemorative "gold" Charizard card from BK. Good times.

>>9455836
I could probably run big companies social account if the only requirements was being proficient on memes

>>9455075
>he's not from St. Louis
>he has never had the GOAT local roast beef chain Lion's Choice

>>9455314
>tfw all the quiznos around St Louis closed

>>9454317
POST THE ROAST

>>9457165
You're in luck because that is literally the only requirement

>>9454317
Toooooru a cute

>>9454337
We lad, takin me back

>>9454317
>Go to college for an art degree
>Work at fast food cutting cardboard for a living
EL OH EL

https://youtu.be/X21mJh6j9i4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZgtwoc4PZ8
how has nobody posted this shit

>>9454511
>marketing greasy convenient fast food sandwiches available through drive-thru to socially awkward young men accustomed to a medium that defines itself with its shameless pandering
Sounds like they do get it

Have to go with the biggest ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmnxZ97b8sw

>>9457530

I'd love that shit desu

>>9454317
I really like that one McDonalds advertisement with the delicious mcmuffin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk

All that European stuff that you don't normally eat? We'll bring it down here and fry it for you.

>>9458197
Gold

>>9455588
Good to know. Thanks.

>>9457793
Perfect

>>9454764

>>9454317
I don't care if it's shameless pandering to weebs, as long as someone remembers the poor anime otaku autists like me.

Also, their commercials are by and large inoffensive and all they focus on is the food. They're already better than half the competition by that standard.

This fast food company twitter shit is some of the most embarrassing shit i have seen in years and i am not exaggerating.

I really like Little Caesar's ads. I've never even had Little Caesar's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNVV-T6Ayi8

>>9454764
These came with pokemon cards too

>>9460030
This.

>>9454317
>>9460872

>>9454317
The Domino's x Hatsune Miku promotion

I really like Arbys

>>9458181
>>9458183

Once a year, KFC blows everyone out of the water.

>>9461012
These are unironically good.

>>9460030
>>9460924
Fuck your weak-ass game, nigga. This corporate Twitter account is pretty good I appreciate nerdy weeb Tweets better than some dude making outdated 2010 meme references.

>>9461012
Do you think if the Colonel had an identical twin they would lick each others fingers clean?

>>9455836

No freaking way

>>9461454
>this is your brain as a milennial

>>9461610

Not him but I've connected with megacorporations more in the last 20 minutes of stalking Arby's Facebook feed than I have in my life. Ford's Overdubs also tickle me in a way I never thought possible. Let the hate consume you, anon

>>946090317
Don't bring shit reddit 'memes' over to this nice thread please.

>>9454317

I'm ashamed to admit but Wendy's Twitter makes me want to go out and eat some Wendy's.

>>9461783
Most "fresh" meat is already frozen and thawed, it just doesn't get frozen between buying it from the distributor and cooking it in the restaurant. Fresh/frozen makes no difference except for seafood.

>>9461804
Fun fact nearly all the seafood you enjoy at a restaurant is frozen.

>>9461804
Proofs?

>>9461850
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7194356
>The taste panel could not significantly distinguish between fresh and frozen thawed paired halves of roast poultry.
>Objective testing by shearing and expressible moisture losses also failed to show a significant difference.

But to be fair:
>However, of the judges who could distinguish between the fresh and the frozen thawed samples, the greater percentage preferred the fresh samples.

>>9461869
No I meant proofs for
>Most "fresh" meat is already frozen and thawed, it just doesn't get frozen between buying it from the distributor and cooking it in the restaurant.
How can Wendy's claim that their beef is "fresh, never frozen" if it actually has been frozen at some point?

>>9461880
I'm just guessing here, but it might be because of an old advertising trick where they technically never froze the food by keeping it stored above zero degrees.

Even if it's stored at 1 degree Fahrenheit, they can claim that it was never frozen.

>>9461926
The freezing point in Fahrenheit is 32 degrees.

>>9460872
Jesus Christ those comments

>>9461880
Because you can refrigerate beef without freezing it. Obviously that means you have to make use of the beef in a timely manner.

>>9461945
>>9461926
He probably meant 1 degree celsius if he wasn't retarded, since that'd be a hair above zero.

>>9462127
Yeah, I normally use Celsius. I was going to post it in Fahrenheit to make it easier for some to understand, but I fudged it.

>>9461486

>>9461783
wendy's is good shit

except for the fries, they fucking ruined the fries

>>9461610
t. Millennial

Unless you're a dinosaur browsing 4chan you're just trolling.

>>9460030
Sadly this is what appeals to people born after 1990.

>>9460030
What would you prefer? They just didnt exist or it just say "Hey come buy our shit"

>>9461486
Haha and I wonder if they would do it naked lol just for fun haha it'd be funny wouldn't it?

>>9457147
Yeah that was probably in 2012 or something. BK doesn't have those right now.

>>9454317
This was an actual Chinese Food Restaurant commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kxfUdxQWnk&index=11&list=PLX0A7sSPcAnxoHio-SJNBiIr4eR7iDKN5

>>9463062
Fucking crazy gooks. I'd eat there.

>>9457147
That's a British BK.

Pizza Hut makes wonderful anime and videogame collabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls1VCPoN9GI

Truly classy advertising

>>9458181
>>9458183
Fucking hell Wendys

>>9461816
Unless you are eating in a restaurant with a literal ocean view and a lobster tank where they let you pick your live lobster, yeah most likely. And even in the case I described there's still a good chance some of the menu is sitting in the freezer.

>>9460030
They have to find new ways to compete these days, so they are using memes and internet bantz. And the teens love personification of things. We truly are in the most autistic generation.

>>9458183
I don't understand what she meant by the astronaut

>>9463667
Since the Hardee's account said that the first person to do something isn't always the best, the Wendy's account's comeback was to look up the fourth astronaut to walk the moon without looking it up. Since the first two: Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, are more famous than any other moon-trekking astronaut, the fourth one isn't as highly regarded. This is in relation to Hardee's being irrelevant when compared to the company that did whatever menu item it was first: Wendy's.

tl;dr Wendy's is Neil Armstrong and Hardee's is a literal who

>>9460872
@#*%

The bitch who was running the Wendy's twitter left and revealed that she is a blazing SJW cunt.

>>9454764
>Pokemon 2000

oh, the bad memories..

>>9463226
Especially when you consider this commercial was aired in Zimbabwe.

>>9462147
Damn, I knew I wasn't the only one that misses their old fries.

They were so nice and fluffy.

The new ones are like cardboard.

>>9462127
>Because you can refrigerate beef without freezing it. Obviously that means you have to make use of the beef in a timely manner.
Okay? What does that have to do with what I said? You need to read this comment chain again. You're not making any sense.

>>9461012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4RFCRpp9P0
Starring Ric Flair as Paid Ric Flair Impersonator

https://youtu.be/0qHQHYmsUJc

Best rum commercial

>>9460872
Savage

>>9461926
1 degree Celsius dude, Fahrenheit is 32

>>9464152
>look her up
>find article about how she literally cried and had panic attacks after getting attention from running Wendy's twitter account
>"I'm an introvert. PTSD OMG"
>her personal account is active everyday most of the day
>she is insulting and combative to some one at all times
>super turbo liberal championship edition
So she left the Wendy's gig because being creeped out by the internet then turned around to do the same shit for free?
I...

>>9459986
FUCK.

>>9454317

>>9458170
>rustle
>marketing
Is this how he stays alive aside from all the doujins?

>>9455836
Why is this screenshot so red and why am I the only to point it out

>>9454632
He means dragon tail as in pussy
Saying he got some fire dragon pussy my dude

>>9465488
He's using a blue light filter app, which redshifts everything on screen.

>>9465570
For what purpose?

>>9465573
It's to help with eyestrain late at night and prepare you for sleep.

>>9458197
I fucking love big ass jones

>>9464912
Nah some hipster company in Seattle stole the design without knowing they napped art from Rustle. Then got butt blasted when people pointed out the nature of the body of work.

I really like the original art work. To think that all Rustle wanted to do was design cute clothes for little girls.

>>9464903
ayy she cute

>>9466393
How is Rustles eyesight? Did he ever get his surgery?

>>9461486
What the actual fuck anon?

Had Arby's for first time in at least a decade.
There was literally no reasonably priced items. How are they not out of business.

>>9466393
This looks familiar. Is he the guy who traced the floor?

>>9454317
Wendy's has always been known for quality adverts (for instance the warm and soothing dave thomas R. I. P. and later his lovely, bubbly daughter) but this takes the proverbial "cake" as far as I'm concerned. Clearly this 30 seconds of marketing exhibits a flawless understanding of today's age 13-25 e-culture while keeping it respectful a. k. a. "SFW" to become a meme in it's own right in schools and around the watercooler. A classy, creative and all around fun commercial. kudos to you Wendy's and the brilliant team who brought this... dare i say... masterpiece, into our homes and to these wonderful actors/actresses who executed this cozy little slice of ad heaven "like a boss!" :D
https://youtu.be/gMnuz0wdqdU

>>9467639
>the rest of the ad is even more cancerous

Reminder that the woman who ran the salty Wendy twitter quitter after some fuckstick, almost definitely from 4chan, decided to dox her.
This is why we can't have nice things.

Reminder that the woman who ran the salty Wendy twitter quit after some fuckstick, almost definitely from 4chan, decided to dox her.
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>9467676
She doxed herself

>>9460872
Sorry kid it's been done

In out family, you still can't say "feierabend" without someone singing that song... it's been 20 years ffs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jeMDLRontGI

>>9467773
I also still know the lyrics by heart. I was a kid when this was on TV.

>>9467752
But my dream

>>9466941
One in the same.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpp3ycMvQd0

Fuck yes Mentos

I have been drunk hanging with friends and put this commercial on YouTube. I find it so moving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yJta4QwUj4

>>9463117
Nigga they got dollar signs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9VBHaEKIOc

>>9454317
This reference right here

>>9469313
wouldn't he have a plaid pattern on the back of his pants, though?

>>9469473
Is this real

>>9461816
That's not a bad thing I would rather not get parasites from the sushi

>>9460030
I agree, and the people who actually buy it must be brain-dead.

>>9461850
There's no reasonable way to ship that much meat while keeping it fresh from slaughterhouse to eatery.

>>9461926
>europoor tries to use real temperature scales

>>9470783
>real temperature scales
>instead of basing the 0 and 100 degrees points on the freezing point and boiling point of water (one most universally known substances in the world) let's base them on random bullshit noone cares about

>>9463062
Black Hitler looks like Eddie Murphy.

>>9457208
>Grew up in the Lou
>Went to Arby's occasionally
>Never went to Lion's Choice cause the closest location was a twenty minute drive to the county

Finally tried it though, leagues better than Arby's

>>9458183
Who is in charge of Wendy's Twitter PR, the man needs a medal

>>9471812
It was a chick, and she was fired.

>>9471970
F

>>9460872
Damn this was good, i wish more ads could do movie parodies like these, simple good and not overxaggerated.
>mfw watching the comments

>>9472508
What is the parody of?

>>9472542
Godfather