/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hurgin.

>>9447914
Jeethuth Cwithe

>>9448060
Do Americans really do this?

>>9448261
>He doesn't garnish his frozen dairy desert with floormat dust

>>9448261
OBESED

>>9448261
>inb4 yuropoors whining about automatic transmission

>>9448060
>breyers remorse

>>9448184
what tHE FUCK IS THAT

>>9448457
Vinegary eggs

>>9448457
it's vinegary eggs, dumpass

>>9448454
>chicken nug
>chicken nugger
>chicken nuggest

>>9448473
I'm gonna need that link boss

>>9447895
Too much jelly.

This one actually looks good

>>9448731
doritos lockos

>>9448844
Congradulations, you got the joke

>>9448492
fight me, nigger.

>>9448060
Is that a single seat car?

alright

>>9448439
Aussie here, auto's are for disabled people and old people, if you aren't one of those and you drive an auto you're a fucking faggot and I hope you crash

>>9448060
Does this imply he was eating it on his lap while driving then dropped it.

>>9449381
Looks like it, I dunno why else there'd be shitty ice cream on the drivers side floormats

>>9447909
>You will never have a sliced meat Rolodex for executive sandwiches
We truly live in the worst timeline

>>9449381
Probably just had it sat on the passenger seat, came to a stop, and it fell off and popped the lid. Must've been hot that day for it to just slide out.

>>9449386
It's on the drivers side mate, can't you see the accelerator and brake pedals?

>>9449391
Well don't I feel stupid.

>>9447895

>>9448184

They're as smooth as eggs.

>>9448503
[Akira Araki] Hadaka no Ningyou - A Naked Doll

appearently

>>9447935

>>9448454
I guess the fact that they look like onion rings adds to the humor of the picture.

>>9448473
God, I hate anime.

>>9449494
>look like onion rings
heh

>>9448060
Most of this can be recovered.

>>9449499
grrrr I hate anime, anime is the worst amirite guiz, plz look at me I hate anime, hey did I tell you anime sucks, I hate anime, anime is JUST THE WORST amirite?

>>9449371
Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard. If anyone actually gives a damn about what type of transmission a car has, then your a fucking loser. Shit country.

this is a thing

>>9449499
>anime

>>9449515
Yes, it is indeed a thing.Whether or not people actually eat that is another question.

>>9449514
t.disabled old person

I hope you get in to a fiery crash you nigger, I care about what transmissions people have because people in general that aren't disabled or so old and feeble they can't use a clutch should not be allowed automatics, not with their attention span and tendency to use a fucking phone all the time because they have the brain of a five year old with ADD, fuck you and your automatic car, I wish I knew where you lived so I could shove a fucking knife in your throat

>>9449522
there's dozens of pictures, so people are ordering it somewhere

>>9449525
That's the Australian way isn't it? I'm surprised you didn't comment about hitting me with a boomerang or riding a salty on the way here. Thankfully I live in America and if you ever came to my house I'd shoot you.

>>9449528
Wait is it really ice cream?

>>9449510
I'm assuming you didn't like that comment. Well that's okay, because you made yourself look like a triggered idiot for me.

>>9449536
You wouldn't do shit, you're too much of a fucking pussy cunt and anyway I can safely bet that you live in one of those faggy states like california or jew york where you have to bend over backwards and suck your own asshole for a gun, keep fucking talking tough about how you could shoot me on the internet faggot, doesn't change the fact you're a fucking literal retard for driving a fucking automatic, wanker, I've killed rabbits that are tougher and smarter than you

>>9449516
Do you think I would give a fuck about the difference between anime and manga if I didn't like it? Dolt.

>>9449546
>DURR LE ANIME IS LE BAD LELELELELELLELELEL AM I COOL YET PLS SAY IM COOL

>>9449516
C A N C E R

>>9449499
gtfo

>>9449551
>Keep talking tough
>Threatens to come stab me
>Talks about hunting rabbits.
The idiocy of you is astounding. Judging by your comments, I can imagine those rabbits you hunted were also smarter than you. Now take your Bowie knife, tuck it between your legs and hop into a kangaroo pouch back to Sydney you drunk Aussie.

>>9449576
Probably going to be a ghost town in the next thirty years, considering the majority of you will die virgins and be obese.

>>9449595
Jesus can't you read
>keep fucking talking tough about how you could shoot me on the internet faggot, doesn't change the fact you're a fucking literal retard for driving a fucking automatic
God you're such a fucking tool also Sydney is shit, not all of us are drunkard abo's and no one uses a bowie here, only croc dundee uses one

Fucking retard

>>9449595
>>9449551
Both of you are larping retards. Stop this and post shitty food sins.

Thank you.

>>9449604
Yes, because girls absolutely HATE anime

>>9449604
How's that cognitive dissonance treatin' ya, fella?

>>9449616
I am literally australian

pic related, ABS logo from the letter from the recent gay marriage referendum

>>9449624
Tbh all anime watchers are a degenerate plague on society, but to complain about it on a Mongolian throatsingjng website is the worst move possible

>>9449631
Nice false flag
>Hey guys I totally hate anime too but let's not say anything bad about anime posters. Also here's a funny anime picture as well but I don't like anime.

>>9449629
I'm not questioning that. Im questioning both your High School(or college in emu land) tier death threats.

Post fucking incorrect food, OP made this thread for a reason

>>9449632
Focus on the food weeb.

Don't get over-triggered from Uncle Scrooge eyes.

>>9449636
Alright here you fucking whiney faggot, here, some sopa de macaco for you, now shut the fuck up

>>9449649
Thank you anon. You did good

>>9449654

>>9449651
I barely even tried.

>>9449612
>Literal faggot for driving an automatic.
>Wishes death on anyone driving an automatic who isn't old or disabled.
>Threatens to stab people over internet, but seems to have double standard if someone threatens back.
Well, that cements Australian irrationality for me. And if you couldn't tell, I was stereotyping you, but you certainly didn't refute the kangaroo thing. Also, thank you for signing your response with "Fucking retard". That certainly confirms my claim.

>>9449659
You name that as "Australian pizza

Their dominoes has pineapple on everything. It was disgusting. Ruined my supreme.

>>9449659
God damn, you are fucking stupid, where's the double standard? Did I ever say you couldn't threaten me dipshit?

Also just because there is writing underneath a sentence doesn't mean it's a signature, fuck you're stupid.

>>9449665
Picture was unrelated. Just posted it to go with the food sins. But, if it happens to coincide with something they actually do, then I consider that a win.

>>9449675
No, but it certainly looks like one drinky.

>>9449677
I mean for the most part, their food is solid. But fuck their pizza. I missed the good old USA pizza with no fucking fruits on it.

>>9449631
>muh degeneracy meme

lmao just kys

>>9449654
i feel faint

>>9449688
Ok.

>>9449685
Unfortunately it's becoming more popular over here. I actually saw ...papaya... on a pizza recently.

>>9449701
Oh fuck no.
The japs ruined it enough with mayo. This is too fucking far.

>>9449685
>>9449706

you know you can just order it however you want.
How is something ruined if you dont have to participate in it in the first place?

>>9449706
The Japanese also put corn on pizza too. Pizza was definitely something I avoided when I was there.

>>9449710
Well no shit. But the fact it comes standard shows that they commonly eat it

Like how you always put Beetroot in fucking burgers. Like seriously. Fuck that.

>>9449658
>impotent rage
>only thing The President has accomplished is a deal with top Dems
Ohamilaffin.webm

Pizza without meat

>>9448425
OBESED

>>9448492
It's chichen nuggest, you fag.

>>9447914
i feel ill

>>9449681
this is actually superior food

>>9450641
That part of her right leg...

>>9449576
this is a cooking board anon

>>9449706
>>9449714

you're one to talk, murica.

>>9449681

These are pretty great.

Not the best salmiakki around, but still good.

>>9450772

Shit's finna get amputated

>>9449371
Who fucking cares.

I know how to drive manual, I'm just not good at it. My coordination's all fucked.

>>9449440
What if you're lack toast and toddler ant?

>>9449665
Is that baby corn?

>>9449700
Came here to post this.

Also,

>>9449371
Got dual clutch and you are a fucking poorfag if you think MT is relevant.

Just die already.

You will never be inital d. Faggot.

>>9449554
It just makes you look stupid regardless of your feelings.

>>9450929
Peanuts. Its an American tradition in the south to soak your nuts in coke before you eat them

>>9449347
HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

>>9449563

cry about it on your /a/ loli threads, loser

if you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. that's well documented.

>>9451472

>>9449649
Brazil was a mistake

>>9449665
>order a burguer in australia
>it comes with a fucking huge slice of pickled beet in the middle
fucking subhumans

>>9449636

>>9448454
Nuggest

The superlative nug

>>9449408
he's listening to...A TOMATO?!!?!?!

>>9448451
underrated to be honest family

>>9451731
It's not because it's in the fucking filename.

>>9448439
I'm American, and if you can't properly drive standard, then you're garbage.

>pro ti/ it's called "standard" for a reason

>>9449499
gay bait

>>9449917
That doesn't change the fact that they're still fucking mad

>>9450949
AHAHAHA, DCT, FAGGOT, have fun with your computerized dinky little toy cars that can be rammed in to the wall by the government from hundreds of kilometers away faggot, have fun when the government bricks your car while you're on the freeway for wrongthink, have fun when the government decides human driven cars are illegal and bricks your car, have fun faggot, have fucking fun.

Also have fun with your expensive as fuck transmission repairs, I can literally save hundreds and do my own work on my car not to mention I can spend the hundreds I save on better quality parts than what the mechanics will put in your car

>>9450903
Practice, it's all muscle memory

>>9451738

That is like saying if you can't ride a horse you're garbage.

It isn't our fault that we don't live in a country stuck in the past. Manual transmissions are 100% obsolete.

>>9449688
w2c jacket

>>9449649
Sopa de perro caca

>>9452046
>sour grapes.

>>9452049
>all around cheaper repairs
>cheaper to manufacture and to buy cars with MT
>better fuel economy if you aren't a drooling retard
>accelerates better due to infinitely better gear ratios
>you get access to the full powerband of the engine
>tougher, seriously my dad has to take his auto car in all the time for transmission shit, I almost never have to
>push starts when battery is fucked and ability to move car when broken down

Totally obsolete ay, all the other transmissions are shit, traditional hydraulic auto's suck power, are weak as hell and feel like shit, DCT is slow and weak as fuck unless you're buying race tier DCT's which no one apart from racers really do, CVT is weak as hell, feels like shit and is slow as fuck

Buy manual or eat shit you human garbage

>>9452092
t.dipshit who can't drive manual

>>9450936
Fuck off back to plebbit.

>>9449688
Nice legs, faggot.

>>9452099
Jesus christ can we get this cager garbage off /ck/ and back to /o/ where it belongs?

Also why do retards act like shifting the gears of a cage is some kind of advanced stunt that only geniuses can do? It's literally easier than walking.

>>9449499
Agreed.

>>9452160
While I agree with you that shifting is literally easier than walking
>LE CAGER DURRR
Fuck off faggot, no one gives a shit about you and your lycra tights and $10,000 carbon fiber LANCE ARMSTRONG DILDOSEAT EDITION race bike, you literally die from hitting literally anything on the road or are you one of those dipshit squids who think it's a good idea to get on a Hayabusa and weave between cars and trucks at 200+ KMH

>>9452181
Don't be mad that driving your own cage will be illegal soon. You're not as good as you think

>>9451753
It worked didn't it?

>>9448060

>>9452190
Better than you faggot, hope you hit a pebble on the downhill at 60kmh, I'll still be driving my 1991 manual Toyota without a problem, it's not like the government can brick my car like it can with newer ones and if they want my car they'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands

>>9452099

In america we are rich enough to not have to maintain 20 year old cars, everything you listed is pretty much obsolete here. Besides, I never knew anyone to ever have to pay for expensive transmission work, unless they brought a shitty used car from some junk dealer.

The better fuel economy shit is a bullshit myth anyway. May have been that way like 30 years ago, but today you have to operate a manual perfectly to beat the fuel economy of a modern automatic transmission. Semi-automatic transmissions are common these days anyway, if you want to pretend you are initial d or some shit.

>>9450804
No idea what you're talking about considering we perfected pizza.

>>9448454
I ARE THE NUGGEST

>>9452200
>being this proud of a 1991 toyota
Jesus, the last cage I owned (which I sold 20 years ago) was better than yours

The government doesn't need to brick anything, the insurance companies will see to it that you end up in the poor house... well I guess you're already there so the even poorer house, in retaliation for having the arrogance to cage your own cage

>>9452194

>>9452205
Ok, keep paying the automotive jews more for an inferior product and no, those things are not obsolete, transmission work is expensive when it breaks and certain cars have transmissions prone to failure from the factory, some cars are just poorly made mate

Fuel economy isn't bullshit at all, I literally stretch $20 worth of fuel for 2 weeks with daily driving and I drive like a complete fuckhead, I fucking smash the pedal all the time just so I can hear the engine (sports car) and also semi automatics are garbage not to mention if you want to do initial d shit you literally need a clutch, a lot of the techniques you use require a clutch

>>9452211
It's one of the sports models, also insurance isn't required over here in Australia so suck my dick faggot

>>9452232

>All of this angry australian irrationality.

I guess that is what you get from descendants of convicts.

>>9450641
>I Love To Eat!
>leg is rotting off

>>9452245
Not even descended from convicts, descended from Celtic nobility, German musicians and northern Italian nobility and painters

None of them came here before 1850, well after all the convicts were sent here

>>9451054
totally a rental car

>>9450761
That's what the pepto is for.

>>9451711
Of course he is. Who the hell listens to an mp3 player and bathes in crushed mp3 players?

>>9452258
Well you're not doing them any favors are you?

>>9452318
I make offerings of dead roo's and rabbits from my property to Toutatis, Taranis and Lugh to watch over their souls before they are born in to this world again, a criminal would work better as an offering but the laws here won't allow for that

That's probably the best I can do for dead people at the moment

>>9448060
Well at least it stayed in one piece, a good portion of that is still edible.

>>9451738
Literally no American refers to a "stick" as "standard". You've outed yourself, yuropoor, get back to your cuckshed.

>>9449371
Enjoy jerking off your gearstick in gridlock traffic, loser.

>>9452364
It's not even hard driving manual in traffic, if you can push the accelerator you can push a clutch and if you can move your arms you can work the shifter, all it requires is for you to not be a fucking retard

>>9449371
It's actually the other way around, champ. Manual vehicles are for old people that can't accept change. Only old people would actually care about having an outdated way of shifting their gear when it provides literally zero advantage on public roads. You are the equivalent of someone still using Windows 95 even though XP and 7 exist.

>>9452383
More like a linux user compared to a mac user, I get more functionality for a tiny bit more effort whereas you get everything handed to you on a plate and no, not many old people drive manual, only the enthusiast old farts will drive a manual nowadays and there are plenty of advantages to manual, you just choose not to see them because you're a fucking idiot

>>9451686
Still healthier than eating the same thing made with bread.

>>9448060
>Breyers
And nothing of value was lost.

>>9452406
>More like a linux user compared to a mac user,

So you're admitting that automatic cars are better then?

>>9452431
No, macs suck dick and so do automatics and only cocksuckers use either of them

>>9452435
Macs do everything you need them for, same with automatics. There is literally no reason to compile a kernel in your lifetime unless you're either a kid trying to learn how technology works or you work with computers, same with how a clutch is unnecessary unless you are a car enthusiast or a professional driver. You are not very good at this arguing thing are you?

>>9452377
It's not about difficulty. It's about convenience.

>>9452460
Yeah but if you own a mac you're a fucking faggot that overpays for a pile of shit and also not every linux distro is gentoo, you don't have to compile kernels on every single linux distro also a clutch is useful in more than just enthusiast or race situations, ever had a battery die? Can't push start a automatic mate

>>9452468
It's not even inconvenient, at all

>>9449720
O had a burger with Russian salad. It was pretty decent but messy

>>9449632
Did you know 4chan is a website for anime enthusiasts? Why are you here?

>>9452103
Topkek nigger. The pics originated from /b/.

Lurkmoar cancerfag.

>>9452545
It started as one, it stopped being one years ago.

>>9452649
If by /b/ you mean tumblr.
http://malechef.tumblr.com/

>>9452545
Not anymore buddy.

>>9452681
Those pics are older than tumbler, buddy

>>9451003
Not exactly, its a snack and drink combo used by truckers often, and generally liwer vlass, some hate thembsome love them

Saw this at a Beijing hotel

>>9452785
it's obviously dates

>>9452785
>>9452806
Date rapes....how delightful

>>9449681
Man I ate so much of that stuff that I think I can never eat another one in my life.

>>9448473
It's been so long...
Thanks.

>>9452785
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

>>9452200
>91 toyota
Sound like electric fuel injection to me good luck when the EMP goes off.

That's how fucking stupid you sound. For the reason you are defending you still lose if the government decides to take cars away from people they're going to pull out all the stops and 90s solid state electronics are easy to kill

>>9452662
>Literally every board has anime enthusiasts on it with multiple boards dedicate to other facets of anime.

>it stopped

Were you born stupid or do you have to try at it?

>>9448731
That doesnt look like nacho cheese flavor. Is that buffalo ranch wings flavor doritos locos?

>>9452785
Can any Ching-Chong's actually translate the top part to explain what they meant?

>>9452785
lol to not only the rape part but stir-FIRED not stir fried.

I kinda wanna get fire raped desu - stirred not shaken, of course.

>>9452900
Easy enough to convert to carbureted mate and you can find carburetors all over the place also our government are lazy and half ass just about everything, it's fuckin Australia, what do you expect

>>9451054
you can't do that

>>9449616
There are two types of people in this world: people who dip their fries and people that need to be killed

>>9452762
anon are you okay

>>9452907
>mentally stunted man permanently stuck in adolescence cannot conceptualize a community growing beyond it's original intent

Shocking.

>>9449629
>boy, you are retarded
>no, I'm australian

laughed way harder than I should, thank you

>>9452209
>we perfected pizza.

are amerifats really that delusional?

>>9452209

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>9452649
>topkek
>nigger
>lurkmoar
>cancerfag
I've seen you redditors get mad, but never mad enough to go full blown caricature. You're such a dumbass, Anon.

>>9452069
QUEDO DELICIOSO

>>9448451
You are truly good

>>9454280
t. Dumb yuropoor who went to Manhattan and got a slice of cardboard with cheese for $1 and thought he was getting "authentic new York pizza"

Italian pizza is overrated as fuck.

>>9454397
>t. Passportless Flyover

>>9454397
kek

it may be overrated, but it still tastes better than those soggy, doughy, drowned in tomato juice blobs you call "pizza".

I'm sorry to shatter your worldview, but that's not pizza, that's an abomination of nature.

>>9454405
You have no idea what you're talking about and have most likely never even stepped foot in a Brooklyn pizzeria.

>>9454402
Guess again, sweetie.

>>9449616
tfw when i notice the kid squeezing the ketchup is fat af and has tits

>>9454397
>cheese
No cheese in the USA, anon.

>>9454411
Trust me, hon, I know exactly what I'm talking about. Your pizza is shit, your whole food culture is shit, and the most impressive thing is how you guys managed to fry fucking coke

>>9454415
They have wood pulp
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmesan-cheese-you-sprinkle-on-your-penne-could-be-wood

>>9449408
>Brits

>>9454424
>my concept of American cuisine exists entirely through /ck/ flyover memes

You out yourself more and more with every post that you have zero concept of what you're talking about and have never stepped foot anywhere close to New York or most likely even the States in general for that matter, especially if you think their slices are "drowned in tomato juice"

I've spent months at a time in Europe. I love the continent and all the cuisine I've enjoyed there, but pizza from Napoli wouldn't even register in the top 50 meals I've had overseas, or even the top ten pies I've ever tasted. It's simply romanticized to death.

>>9454430
Imported blocks of parmigiano-reggiano are available in virtually any mid-tier supermarket. Wisconsin also has a steadily growing cheese culture.

>>9454397
Have you ever been in italy, and eated a pizza there? Are you aware that from Rome to switzerland pizza is not good anymore, with some exceptions?

>>9449408
Never white wine with red sauce

>>9454469
While it's true that I never stepped a single foot into america, I've seen (and eaten) american pizza several times. Bottom half was dough, top half was some unholy mixture of very thin tomato "sauce" (hence my usage of the word juice), pseudo-cheese and something that could classify as meat, if you season it right.

>hurr, 'murican pizza only exists in 'murica

yeah, no, fuck off. If an american cook makes american pizza after an american receipe, this shit classifies as american pizza.

It may be that there are some places in america which have good pizza. I can believe that.
And it may be that there are places in italy which make shit-tier pizza.

But in general terms, the average pizza from italy tastes way better than the average pizza from america.

>hurr, real american pizza only exists in america

>>9449525
>they can't use a clutch should not be allowed automatics, not with their attention span and tendency to use a fucking phone all the time because they have the brain of a five year old with ADD
I text and eat at the same time while driving my stick. Fight me, poofer

>>9452912
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
The leaves from this.

>>9449499
>>9449546
>>9451334
You need to go back

>>9454505
Literally the dumbest post I've read in weeks.

If I am to understand you correctly, an American or some yuro chef made you an "American-style" (whatever the fuck that means) pizza in your cuck shed and now you deem yourself able to qualify the worthiness of an entire country's pizza?

That's like me saying I had a soft shell taco at Taco Bell, so now I can weigh in on Mexican cuisine.

I understand it can be fun to meme on Americans, I do it myself from time to time. But please, actually come out here and try some of our pizza from the New York-New Jersey area. I can assure you that you will not be served a watery mess topped with pseudo-cheese.

>>9454597
>hurr, real american pizza only exists in america

>>9454443
>Brits

>>9449515
Sounds somewhat legit. Sweet and and salty. The only problem would be finding a way to contain the icecream so the flavors stay separate.

>>9454602
Pray tell, what is "American pizza"? You're talking about a country with a landmass virtually equal to all of Europe. A California pie is going to greatly vary from a Chicago pie, which itself is a world away from a Brooklyn slice, which isn't even comparable to a sicilian square, which is also a world away from a grandma pie.

I'll do you a favor and end the conversation here before you embarrass yourself any further.

>>9454646
>referring to pizza as pie
You're not going to make it, anon.
Give up now.

>>9454611

> Be 12 year old girl
> Fuck 14 year old boy
> Both sides consented
> Government finds out & forces boy to pay girl compensation for her services
> "WTF? I'mma prostitue now."

>>9454667
I'm sorry you're retarded, Anon. Try being less of a dumbass next time.

>>9448060
My dad worked for an ice cream plant, used to bring entire tubs home especially when I asked.
Brought a few tubs to a friends for LAN party, had a tub of strawberry ripple all to myself.
It was on the seat next to me, atleast till buddies brother sat down.
>tfw you step into an entire tub of melting strawberry ripple.
Physically speaking, felt good man, creamy feeling. But felt bad to lose my ice cream

>>9449944
I'm not trying to be pretentious when I say this but...
... I would unironically take a pizza with no meat over pizza with only meet especially cheap pizza.
Sausage pepperoni bacon(tm) are just bland salty garbage.

>>9448492
>chichen nuggest

>>9451711
Nah man he is listening salsa

>>9449499
>>9451334
>>9450778
anime is on the fucking front page, the standart color schemes are named after an anime character. the 404 page has an anime character on it.

>>9454785
Weebs really are this dumb.
Fucking idiot.

>>9454793
Can't tell if you're trolling or really that stupid.

>>9452681
malechef predates tumblr by quite a while.

>>9454846
You might be retarded.

>>9454807
He probably is just stupid. Sadly I can't find that pic about the guy that hates weebs looking for a website and picking 4chan.

>>9454781

>>9449499
Found the goon

>>9451761
>they're mad > actual legislation?

>>9449297
Seconding this query. Something’s up with that car.

>>9451219
Kek this is a good uno

>>9454725
Totally with you on that anon.

>>9452194
fucking hell

>>9451761
>They're mad so we won
If you say so

>>9448261
>not eating your icecream brick off the floor of your wife's wife's car.

>>9447895
>tfw I always have my PBJ sammiches open-faced and made with whole grain bread

>>9455644
>>9455709
That wasn't my point, it was that despite Trump doing nothing, the left is still mad as fuck. It's been almost a year and the bellyaching about Trump shows no signs of slowing down.

>>9454397
A fucking amerifat talking big about cuisine.
What have we come to.

>>9455902
The left is mad because they can't come to terms with the fact that the unchecked radical and intolerant elements within leftism/liberalism drove people away. I've noticed a growing backlash from moderate liberals against the hateful ones. It's a good thing that they stay angry to not let Republicans get away with anything that would be potentially harmful, but I think once there's more focus on some kind of reformed liberalism the frustration with Trump will die down a bit.

>>9455953
>bong thinks he can say a fucking word about pizza

>>9449654
Clearly fake. Anybody who's ever butchered their own meat (or even had a black sausage) knows that blood turns a dark brown once dried or cooked. Also, vaginal blood is chunky, and that looks like a perfectly good, smooth and fluffy pancake.

>>9455985
That would require some serious self-reflection and admitting to their own mistakes which I just don't think the current DNC is capable of. I mean Hillary just put out a 500 page book blaming literally everyone in the world but herself and her super close team for their lose.

>>9456258
Yeah I'm not expecting it to happen tomorrow, but at least before the next election. It's too easy right now for liberals to get into an echo chamber and blame the Russians so they don't have to look at themselves. I'm just waiting for some kind of catalyst to start getting people to focus on this new kind of liberalism.

>>9456224
>vaginal blood

>>9449944
mediterranean vege pizza is on a tier of its' own

>>9454505
>While it's true that I never stepped a single foot into america, I've seen (and eaten) american pizza several times.
Europoor education, everyone.

>>9449510
>>9449516
>>9449576
>>9454593
>>9454785
>>9455632

>>9454711
>seat next to me
>buddy's brother
>sat down
>step into
>felt good
>creamy feeling

So your buddy's brother is you? Which means your buddy is also your brother? You were the brother and he was the brother. But it was your ice cream. And you sit down by stepping up onto a seat?

There were probably only two small typos here but these ar all the questions I now have.

>>9454711
>>9457181
i think i may have an explanation. ive read it atleast 12 times now and it finally clicked. he more than likely meant
>the tub of ice cream was in the seat next to him
>until his buddy's brother chose to sit down in that seat
>but before he did, his buddy's brother moved the tub of ice cream to the floor
>anon was not privy to the actual location of the tub
>only where he wanted it to be
>as anon gets up from his chair, he steps into the tub, and is enveloped in premature euphoria
>crying ensues
/autism

>>9449649
>not sopa de pitbul
QUEDO DELICIOSO

>>9447914
I have not laughed at a photo in so long. Thanks anon

>>9456258
>Hillary just put out a 500 page book blaming literally everyone in the world but herself and her super close team for their lose.
Fucking really? Wow

>>9457321
>not sopa de humano
AYYYY DELICIOSO

>>9454660
not to butt in, but you just somehow got fucking destroyed in an argument over something incredibly insignificant

>>9452785
I love bad translations
found this menu in Thailand

>>9448492

At last, I truly see.

>>9448451

nigga ffuck u i spat out my jjuice on my ketboard

>>9449659

>Hating on people who drives automatics

Out of curiosity, how do you feel about people who drive automatics only when they know they're going to be in dense, mostly stop-and-go traffic, and have decided to bypass the clutch pedal for that specific type of commute?

>>9449629
What did you vote for

>>9452226
Leopard gecko!

>>9454611
You mean Tories

>>9456224
Holy shit my guy you're such a fucking dumbass LMAO

>>9456258
>literally everyone
I was going to make fun of you for misusing literally, then realized that you used it correctly in this case.

>>9454280
>>9454285
We certainly did with the arrival of Italian immigrants in our country. So yes, we perfected it.

>>9454593
where?
to 4chan?

>>9457715
I'm not the one hating on automatics. It was some Australian nut job.

>>9457848
Explain

>>9457718
I haven't yet and I don't really plan to cause honestly I don't really care all that much, I hate voting anyway, shame we don't have non compulsory voting in actual elections and shit, most candidates are retards and the small parties that I vote for are never actually gonna gain any traction, not with everyone habitually voting Libs, Labour or those faggy Greens

Probably would vote yes just to stop some absolutely spastic fuckhead possibly tracking me down by inspecting the stentography or serial number or whatever on paper and cross-referencing it with the list of where they sent each one to that they probably have somewhere due to the system being automated, probably just me being a bit paranoid but with people like the ones in Fitzroy and Brunswick existing in my country I prefer to take no chances even though I've got a big collection of knives, machetes and swords that I could protect myself with if the need ever arises

>>9454487
Thats olive oil m8

>>9448401
>doesn't wait for it to melt and suck it clean with a straw

>>9457601
>snapper fried fish, fish, fish, fish, fierce
yeah ill have that

>>9452261
>>9451054
I work at a car rental and we do this stuff all the time, the ceiling liner is one of my go-tos

>>9454405
t. corn and bean pizza eater

>>9447909
Gonna do this

>>9449408
Italian

>>9447895

>white boys think nyquil chicken is bad

>>9451003
>soak my nuts in coke before you eat them...

heh.

>>9449621
good girls should hate anime. Only obese fujoshis give a crap

>>9452484
Actually, you can push start an automatic just fine. I've done it in a parking lot with a Camry.. Start off in neutral then jam it into gear. Worked fine.

Having said that, I do miss my grandfather's VW bug (1968) that my drug addled sister crashed. I popped the clutch on that thing all the time and it's way easier.

My grandfather once had the ONE belt break and just used his date's (later my grandma) nylon stocking to replace it. Shit is just a glorified go-cart, really. But reliable as fuck and any idiot can fix them if needed. Granted you can't speed in them, though. And if you get his by a semi, you're totally fucked.

>>9459051
Dis white boy made nyquil chicken my man

>>9454469
>Wisconsin also has a steadily growing cheese culture.

I see what you did there.

>>9454505
I can't stand most American pizza (and I'm American). Most of my town's pizzerias are utter shit artery-clogging garbage. There is one, though, that is one of the 5 or so certified Neapolitan (sp?) association on the west coast here who will not allow children in his restaurant. He kicks people out all the time because they want Domino's or Little Caesar shit. You serve yourself wine on the honor-system. He travels a lot getting ingredients from around the world so the restaurant hours are totally unpredictable. We call the owner the Pizza Nazi.

Some of the best pizza I've ever experienced. (Aside from my own, of course...)

Euroshit here.
Not even women here drive automatics.
I knew two people who drove auto tranny. One was a disabled man that lost his leg in an accident and there was no other option but to modify his vehicle where the throttle and brake are operated with a lever by hand.
And 2nd one was my high-school latin teacher that had her head high up in the clouds 24/7.

Always pondered what fate turned USA into a auto-tranny centric nation but then I looked at car-related fatalities and everything became clear. Ameriburgers lack the mental capacity to operate a motor vehicle, even with automatic transmissions and all sorts of electronic doohickeys that result in a car that pretty much drives itself USA still has more car accident fatalities than any country of the developed world and that even includes some parts of Eastern Europe - a place inhabited by creatures that weren't considered "people" by majority of the western world 30 years ago.

>>9459362
>still has more car accident fatalities than any country of the developed world

Well of course we do. We have more drivers and more road than anywhere else so it makes perfect sense we have more fatalities.

When I lived in Germany most of my peers didn't own cars at all. They just weren't needed with all the public transport and everything so close together. Needless to say when nobody is driving nobody is getting into traffic accidents.

I do agree about auto trans sucking though. Sadly, they are becoming more and more common here. It's mainly driven by emissions regulations. Due to the way EPA test standards are done an auto trans nearly always beats manual for mileage because the auto knows when to shift better than the average driver. Pretty sad, really. It's getting harder and harder to ditch the slushbox when buying a new car.

>>9454660
>piz·za
>Origin:
>Italian, literally ‘pie.’

What would you call it? 'Za?

>>9451738
Yeah "standard" was standard a bazillion years ago when automatics were something fancy people who stuck their pinky out when they drank something drove

>>9452377
Modern autos are way better at shifting than humans are, this isn't 1979

>>9457749
>"Sorry, I don't have enough bread."

>>9459362

USA wild west rancher, here.

> my high-school latin teacher

That phrase alone speaks volumes to your point.

If ONLY we had that, here. I had to FIGHT to be able to take 3 language courses in high school at the same time. AND I'M A FUCKING BACKWATER RANCHER. Americans around where I live are just lazy with their heads up their asses -- it's frustrating.

The car accidents in my area I'm sure are because folks don't even look before they turn; they just go.

>>9449347
Karl Pilkington?

>>9459621
I had to look that up and I'm glad that I did.

>>9452435
I can confirm.
My wife drives an automatic.

>>9454487
>Never
You use that word as if you think you kniw what it means.

>>9455985
>Conflating liberalism with leftism which is intrinsically authoritarian
Do Americans really do this ?

>>9459390
what are you talking about

>>9457601
It's like a children's rhyme

>>9459832
Imma try this.
Also soy sauce is top-tier sauce, there's literally nothing wrong with this pic

>>9459843
This, its pretty much just salt sauce. Goes with a lot of things.

>>9459832
thats so fucking bad for you, also doesnt he shit his pants frequently that wont help

>>9452194
>eating a tasty chicken spinach guac wrap the other night
>massive plop of guacamole falls out of the wrap and onto my keyboard
>spend 30 minutes prying off keys and individually wiping them all off

>>9453101
>There are two types of people in this world: people who aren't autistic and people that get upset over how others choose to eat their fried potato slices with ketchup

ftfy

>>9459843
>>9459832
For fuck's sake America get a grip already.

>>9459955
Too much salt leads to hypertension. You'll die anon. Not that there's anything wrong with it, just thought you should know.

>>9459985
did you learn anything from that experience?

>>9457288
I had this EXACT thing happen to me when I was in fifth grade at my friend's birthday party. I was sitting on the couch playing vidya, my friend's older brother sat down to play too, he moved my piece of cake onto the floor in front of me, and when I got up later I stepped in it. I was wearing shoes though.

>>9459774
>tv
>>9459390
>>9454660
>>9454646

Ridiculing people referring to pizza as pie.
That is the literal definition of pizza.

Also, making fun of people who call it "za" (for some reason that rubs me the wrong way and I don't even have autism. People calling a sandwich "sammich" or "sammy" doesn't bug me. Neither does "buh-sketi" in lieu of "spaghetti" so I dunno... Maybe I do have a slight dusting of the 'tism.

>>9459051
>Not knowing a white boy made Sleepytime chicken in the first place.

>>9460002
Thats the plan anon, thats the plan.

>>9454411
Uh oh, here's a female. Let's make sure we give her the attention she "deserves."

>>9451576
did you think you were on reddit

>>9449665
you know you can take it off you dumb cunt

>>9461083
if i was on reddit these posts might actually be funny