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9453900 No.9453900 [Reply] [Original]

Hey sir, welcome to Subway! What'll your order be?

>> No.9453903
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>> No.9453907

Footlong nine grain wheat. Rotisserie chicken and bacon with peppered cheese. Bit of lettuce and jalapenos, and bbq sauce. To go.

>> No.9453915

sub club on asiago with some southwest sauce

also are you single?

>> No.9453918

>>9453900
Footlong flat bread with tuna and no cheese. Don't cook it - just put on the ucumber, peppers, black olives, and ketchup.

Also can I have just the girl on the left make it? No real reason, just wondering.

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Woopsies thought this was Quiznos. Have a nice day!

>> No.9453927

>Sir, what bread would you like?
>Any bread
>A wrap?
>No, any bread will do
>Which bread?
>Any bread.
>Sir please choose a bread.
>That one, whatever that is
>The Italian or Hearty Italian?
>Any
>There is no more Hearty Italian, could you wait 15 minutes?
>I'll have the other one then
>Honey Oat?
>Okay honey oat :(

>> No.9453932

Footlong Italian bread, chicken strips, whatever cheese, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, salt and pepper, and hot sauce.

>> No.9453940

>>9453900
Can you point me in the direction of the nearest Quiznos, please?

>> No.9453960

Chicken schnitzel on white bread with cheddar toasted with the marinara sauce and capsicum already on it. All salads except jalapeño and tomato (and sub lettuce for spinach). Add chicken salt.

Alternative the ultimate pizza sub.
Start with pizza sub (pepperoni and salami and marinara sauce with cheddar) but toasted with capsicum and olive (and onion if you prefer). Salt and pepper. No other salads (well sometimes spinach)

>> No.9453966

>>9453900
A nice, big, log of shit on French bread please.

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>>9453903

>> No.9454035

>>9453900
you want mayo, white boy?

>> No.9454036

> bmt on italian herb and cheese
> provolone
> no, i dont want it toasted, only faggots do that shit
> mayo and chipoltle sauce
> lettuce, tomatoes, and black olives
> also salt and pepper

>> No.9454037

>>9454015
do it

>> No.9454048

>6in club on herbs and cheese
>provolone
>toasted ofc
>spinach
>onion
>jalapeno
>banana pepper
>just a little bit of the sweet onion sauce
>salt n pepper
Just got this yesterday actually. Shits based

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>>9454037

>> No.9454058

>>9453900
Foot-long cold cut combo on Italian bread with lots of lettuce, lots of pickles, some onion, some jalapeno, light mayo, and a bit of mustard. Not toasted. Here's your tip, thanks, have a good one. I won't mention how I want to take your women to the back and ravish them with wanton disregard and the utmost passion.

>> No.9454082

>>9454058
Fuck, and Swiss cheese...

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>>9453903
>>9454015
>>9454052

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>> No.9454127

>>9453907
How does it feel knowing they speak nothing but disgust about you when you leave their shop?

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"you want that toasted?"

>> No.9454145

>>9454127
I'm not him, but can you elaborate? Something wrong with putting bacon with chicken or something? Also, I used to fuck a chick who put ranch dressing on her chicken subs. Might have been rotisserie chicken but can't 100% remember. Surprise surprise; she was not a small lady...

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>>9454052
>>9454114
>>9454121
>>9454082

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>>9454151

>> No.9454201

>>9453960
They're called green peppers, you tremendous pleb. They contain almost no capsicum at all. At least calling the vegetables "salad" makes sense.

>> No.9454209

6 inch Italian BMT on white bread, hold the cheese, no grill, lettuce onions bell pepper olives and light mayo

>> No.9454214

>>9453900
The exit, please.

*leaves and goes to neighboring McDonald's*

>> No.9454219

>>9453900
Quiznos? Wawa? Quick Chek? Any pizzeria or deli? Why would anyone eat here? It's one of the worst fast food chains that hides behind the pretense of being healthy only because you overpay for a sliver if mystery meat with a salad on top. You might as well just eat wood

>> No.9454228

>>9454201
They're called capsicum too

>> No.9454234

>>9453900
>footlong meatball on italian herbs and cheese
>not toasted
>white cheddar
>extra parm
>extra black pepper
>oragano
>strip of ranch

That's all, thank you! Oh, and a cup for some ice water.

>> No.9454475

>>9453900
Hi, I'll take one tuna salad salad with no lettuce and extra pepperoni. Thanks.

>> No.9454522

>>9454156
DO IT

>> No.9454534

>>9453900
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LAUGH AT ME?!

>> No.9454752

>>9454234
sounds good. substitute garlic mayo for ranch

>> No.9454759

>>9453903
>>9454015
>>9454052
>>9454121
>>9454156
What is this?

>> No.9454774

Directions to Long Johns please

>> No.9454778

>>9454759
you have to be 18 to post on this board

>> No.9454780

>>9454759
Lurk more.

>> No.9454810

>>9454780
>>9454778
Wow, you guys are ever so helpful! Answer my damn question, or don't post at all, smartasses.

>> No.9454818

>>9453927
Kekd

>> No.9454825

>>9454810
how new are you?
did mommy forget your tendies?

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>>9454810
censored for blue board

>> No.9454829

>>9454810
Go die in a fire, entitled fuck.

>> No.9454833

I fucking DARE someone to do it.

>> No.9454875

>>9454825
>>9454829
First grow up, this isn't /b/ or any of the faggy shit, all I asked was that someone give me some info, and I get you two whiny cunts crying about "newfags". Btw if you think 4chan is something you get "indoctrinated" into, then please do yourself a favor and stop using the internet.
>>9454828
Thank you.

>> No.9454882

>>9453927
Love it when people brag about being difficult, socially inept morons.

>> No.9454891

>>9454882
>He thinks that joke was someone bragging about being socially inept.
I think I found the autist.

>> No.9454894

>>9454875
>whiny
i dont think you know what whining is :^)

>> No.9454902

>>9454891
Oh, he was only JOKING about being a difficult, socially inept moron. You're right, that's way better.

>> No.9454950

>>9454127
They work at subway so their shitalking is just misplaced inferiority

>> No.9454962

>>9454902
It does, because it's a falsehood. You're supposed to laugh at him because he's playing a character, albeit in a very simple way.

>> No.9454963

>>9454902
You're literally retarded.

>> No.9454965

>>9454058
I know a guy who raped a girl in the back of a Subway and is currently serving 8-12 years

>> No.9455063

>>9454234
so no veggies? Just meatballs, sauce and spices?

I guess it is kind of a classic meatball sub that way. Not really getting your moneys worth

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>>9453900
>I see you're about to close up... Mind giving me a cup of gurken?
>A what?
>Pickles. The pickled, sliced pickles you've got there. Right there. Just put some in a cup, and I'll pay you five bucks.
To my excuse, it was late, the stores were closed and I needed pickles for some dish I had to do for work or a party or sth.

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>Yeah, I'll have a foot long oven-roasted chicken on Italian herb and cheese, not toasted
>would you like that toasted?

>> No.9455105

>Foot long spicy italian
>Pepperjack
>toasted
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>onion
>spinach
>pickles
>black olives
and some white chocolate macadamia cookies and a water

>> No.9455116

>>9455063
it's my sandwich. I like it that way. always will!

>> No.9455124

>>9455085
Did they go with it? In England you get denied anything that isn't strictly on the menu. Nobody has the patience to deal with your shit if you ask for "secret menu" stuff in mcdonalds for example.

>> No.9455131

>All the Subways around me for 25 miles are owned by the same Sikh man who works counters at each of them
>They're all kept impeccably clean and I've never been served the shitty, wilted vegetables you always see people complain about with subway
Everything went better than expected.
Also Cold Cut Combo on wheat with pickles, lettuce, tomato, black olives and lots of vinegar and oil.

>> No.9455161

>>9455124
Yeah, I got them. IIRC made what people call russian/winter salad for a gettogether the next day.

>> No.9455381

I ordered a sub with no sauce the other day.
It was preddy gud.

>> No.9455510

>>9454036
>same meat, bread, and cheese
>hell yeah I want it toasted. only faggots don't
>spicy mustard
>all of the vegetables except olives, yes all of them
>everything in the shakers too
Don't worry about folding it, Miss. It isn't going to fold. Have a nice day.

>> No.9455532

>>9453915
Never ask if theyre single. Gives them an out.

>> No.9455543

>>9453900
Footlong Pizza Sub. All veggies except lettuce, cucumbers, pickles, and black olives. Honey Mustard, Sweet Onion, Chipotle southwest, Tzatziki, Mayonnaise, Sriracha and BBQ. Parmesan, salt and pepper. Italian Herbs and cheese bun. Extra meat and double cheddar cheese, toasted to a crisp, sunchips and fountain drink.

>> No.9455548

>>9454228
I bet you call baby spinach "arugula" Neck yourself faggot

>> No.9455557

>>9455105
I've got a foot long spicy italian for ya bby

>> No.9455564

Footlong 9 grain chicken terriaki with bacon and cheese toasted. Lettuce. A little onion. Loads of olives

>> No.9455566

>>9454810
>>9454875
kill yourself

>> No.9455577

>I'll have the steak and cheese foot long, medium rare.

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>>9453900

>> No.9455765

>>9454828
Oh man it's been awhile since I've seen this posted.

>> No.9455805

>>9453900
Cold cut combo with swiss on wheat, don't toast it. Lettuce, onions, tomato, black pepper, pickles, olives, and banana peppers. A little mayo and a little mustard. That shit's going straight in my fridge for about 30 minutes.

>> No.9455842

>>9455760
Is eat it but would never order it.

>> No.9455847

>>9453927
Next level autism
Did you flip a coin and demand that they call it, friendo?

>> No.9455850

>>9454875
lurk more newfag

>> No.9455851

>>9453900
Foot long meatball on Italian herb and cheese with American and provolone

>> No.9455855

Cold cut combo with extra CCC meat, add ham, extra swiss cheese, vinegar
Ends up being stupid expensive but if someone's buying there's nothing better than biting into a brick of meat and cheese.

>> No.9455858

>>9453900
Footlong Italian herb and cheese bread, meatball marinara with bbq sauce and cheese, lettuce and onyone xxx

>> No.9455868

>>9454875
>being this defensive

The joke is ancient, just have some patience next time

>> No.9455874
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I'll have a six inch Italian.

>> No.9455895

>>9453900
6 inch meatball marinara with banana peppers.
NOT TOASTED.

>> No.9455923

>>9453900
i'd like directions to the nearest jersey mike's, please.

>> No.9455946

>>9455874
This is a total classic. Gotta love subway stories.

>> No.9456053

>>9455874
My heart isn't cold and dead enough. I actually feel some sympathy for that bitch, but when they act that stuck-up and entitled really the best thing for them is to treat them like shit to bring them down a notch. Bitch had it coming.

>> No.9456057

Footlong club on italian herb and cheese bread. Gimme provolone, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, mayo, mustard, and a drizzle of sweet onion sauce. Not toasted.

>> No.9456117

>>9456057
I used to get Italian herb and cheese all the time, but found out it's one of the breads with the highest salt-content, might be THE bread with the highest salt content. Going to switch to regular Italian bread next time I go, in fact I think I did that last time and I recall liking it. Hard to remember though; I was wasted.

>> No.9456123

>>9456117
Well shit anon I dont get it because its good for me. You're right though. I don't go to Subway very often.

>> No.9456156

>>9456123
No worries, just thought I'd bring it to light since I used to always get Italian herb and cheese too. I found out on the Subway site. There's a nutritional thing you can set up to tell you the nutritional value of their subs and it's HUGELY customizable, it's pretty fucking awesome, and I checked out a bunch of different breads. Swiss seems like one of the healthiest cheeses though. Obviously cold cut combo (which is what I always get) isn't the healthiest choice but I'm fine with that. It's affordable, it's got meat and I also get plenty of lettuce and pickles to go with it along with onion and some jalapeno so it's pretty good.

I wonder if they hate it when people use too many veggies, because I really like to cram that thing with lettuce/pickle then with a bit of onion and jalapeno with it. For sauce, light mayo and mustard. No added salt/pepper since I figure there's enough of both in the meat itself, and though it's probably not all that big a deal especially for someone young, I like to limit my intake of salt as well as sugar within reason.

>> No.9456166

>>9454875
gb2reddit

>> No.9456270

>>9453900
I don't like black people touching my food thank you

>> No.9456271

Spicy Italian on white bread, mozzarella cheese and toasted, lettuce, tomato, onion, hot peppers, mayo, and vinaigrette.

>> No.9456476

>>9453900
>Hey sir, welcome to Subway! What'll your order be?
>yeah, I want to order something good and delicious
>sorry sir, we don't serve that here.

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>it still hasn't been posted

baka desu senpai

>> No.9456519

Footlong italian BMT with peperjack cheese
lettuce, tomato, olives, green peppers, banana peppers, salt+pepper+oregano
water cup

>> No.9456620

Friendly reminder that almost all subway sandwiches taste the same regardless of the protein, veges, sauces or bread.

>> No.9456640

Oh sorry. I was headed to a Harris-Teeter deli department. I just thought I would remember why I used to come here.

>> No.9456880

Meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese, paperjack, all the veggies (no premiums). Best bang for your buck.

>> No.9456892

Meatball footlong Italian herbs and cheese
Provolone
Toast it
Just add parmesan, no sauces or veggies.
Make it a meal.

>> No.9456956

>>9453900
I actually don't want anything. I just like to come here every now and then to get my clothes smelling like shit. Thanks though!

>> No.9457101

>>9456956
Subway smells fucking good

>> No.9457644

This, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

>> No.9457662

>>9457101
It smells like burnt cheese and week-old bread and you know it

>> No.9457664

>>9453900
Footlong veggie patty on italian herbs & cheese
Swiss cheese - toasted
Spinach, tomatoes, olives and onions
mayonnaise
and a bag of baked lays

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>>9457101
It smells like a salami got food poisoning and shit it's pants.

>> No.9457684

>>9454875
Shut the fuck up loser

>> No.9457687

shit in a flatbread and feed it to jared

>> No.9457866

>What would you like sir?
>15 Niggers on a boat,

>> No.9457901

>>9454875
lurk for at least 2 years before posting.
>footlong BMT on Italian herb and cheese, cheddar, toasted
>lettuce, tomato, onion, green pepper, black olives, pickles, and mustard

>> No.9457904

>>9454759
Subway secret menu.

>> No.9457937
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>footlong ham and turkey on wheat
>toasted
>pepper jack cheese
>spinach, tomato, onions, green peppers, jalapenos
>chipotle southwest sauce

th-thanks

>> No.9457986

If I got greeted by a "hey"I would walk right back out

>> No.9457993

I gotta say working at subway makes you hate subway. I worked with the oddest bunch while I was there, two guys with engineering degrees and two chicks who I didn't know much about. The diy stuff we made was always pretty good.

>> No.9458045

>Footlong tuna, spiced cheese on wheat
>toasted
>spinach, tomato, cucumber, onion, green pepper
>garlic sauce.


Fish subs are God.

>> No.9458053

>>9453900
no idea. what do you guys even sell here?

>> No.9458331

>italian BMT, extra meat, pepperjack, extra cheese
>toasted
>banana peppers, lettuce, onions
>chipotle southwest

wa la

>> No.9458849

>>9458331
it's vuala you amerilard

>> No.9458918

>>9458849
Your eek ah!

>> No.9458923

why do people actually answer this question when this thread is posted?