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Who here sipp'n?

>> No.9441893

>>9441880
sheeeeit you got that lean?

>> No.9441917
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>>9441880
0 calories 0 sugar
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.9441951

>>9441880
>swervin on them sips

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9441956

i like energy drinks too, so i love energy drink threads
i had a red bull once
so good, so smooth and delicious

>> No.9441970

>>9441880
I made Red Bull ice cream.

>> No.9441979

Is anyone experimenting with /mixingsips/? Not with alcohol, I mean mixing different portions of say white, blue, and purple.

>> No.9441986
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9441986

>ULTRA VIOLET
That's a might fine sip you've got there.

>> No.9441996

>>9441979
I've tried mixing white and yellow with orange juice. It's good and it bulks up the sip for an extended sipsperience. I imagine that white mixed with anything citrus would be great. Might try cranberry juice one day.

>> No.9441998

>>9441979
Oh yes. I mixed 1 part Red Bull with 2 parts white monster, 2 parts blue, and a smidgen of purple. Added a cherry and a little umbrella.
tbqh, it tasted like shit. Think it needed more purple.

>> No.9442006
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>>9441970
Not a sip, but I'll bite. How was it?

>> No.9442035
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>>9442006
looks fucking awful desu

>> No.9442036

>>9442006
Very good. I first had it at some Gelato place in Europe and that was enough to try making it at home. You boil it down to syrup and treat it like any recipe based on a soft drink. I usually make custard based ice cream. But people that didn't even like the drink liked the ice cream.

>> No.9442038
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>> No.9442083

>>9441880
>sippin energy drinks
energy drinks are for nuking your body into action, you Have to slam them

>> No.9442101
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>> No.9442105
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>>9441880
LEMON

>> No.9442129

>>9442083
Put a 5 hour in an energy drink (and maybe a little vodka), slam it, then get to work.

I don't get this retarded sip may-may.

>> No.9442156

>>9441880
is that actually violet flavored? that would be delicious!!!

>> No.9442167

>>9442083
Actually energy drinks do not give you any energy. They're just very relaxing and do provide lots of B vitamins. You slam pre-workout, you sip sips.

>> No.9442170

>>9442129
Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.9442188

>>9442101
i find this arousing.

>> No.9442412

>>9442167
>caffeine
>taurine
>no energy
really makes me think

>> No.9442456

>>9442412
Stop confusing them boyos with complicated words. They are probably immune to it anyway.

>> No.9442599
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9442599

>>9442167
>>9442412
>>9442456

>> No.9442610

Reminder redbull is /ck/'s official sip, anyone who disagrees is just a poorfag

>> No.9442613

Do they make any that taste like grape juice

>> No.9442705
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>>9442610
>obvious bait is obvious

>> No.9442754

>>9442610
pls go redbully

>> No.9442866
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9442866

>>9441880

>> No.9442894

Real talk, are these threads just the same person posting and constantly replying to themselves with maybe a handful of other people chiming in?

>> No.9442900

>>9441880
That's pretty a e s t h e t i c, friend

>> No.9442908

>>9442035
HOW CAN YOU TELL BASED OFF ITS LOOK
IT LOOKS LIKE PISTACHIO
ARE YOU SAYING PISTACHIO LOOKS AWFUL??
FUCK YOU

>> No.9442917
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9442917

>>9442894

>> No.9442923

>>9442894
Hey newfag. Maybe learn what those numbers are at the bottom of the thread. Also stop posting.

>> No.9442936

Are there any apple flavored sips?

>> No.9442949

>>9442866
Will it lower my opacity?

>> No.9442980

>>9441880
Sunrise is better

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9443163

>>9442908

>> No.9443165
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9443165

>>9442038
S I P B O Y S

>> No.9443260

>>9442936
I believe rockstar as a soup apple one still.

Venom has an apple flavor mixed with something else.

>> No.9443378
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9443378

Do you like getting out and playing hard in the fall? I know I do, and nothing quenches my thirst quite like Java Monster™ Pumpkin Spice™ when I'm out in the mountains biking in the fall colors, fishing in a cool mountain stream, or just finding a small town fudge shop!(lol) Unleash the Java Beast™!

>> No.9443381

>>9443260
>soup apple

Oh my gosh hahaha what a typo!
I bet you meant sour apple, right buddy?
Oh wow.
:^)

>> No.9443393

>>9443378
Traffic sucks, lol!

>> No.9443460
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9443460

the S I P B O Y S threads are perpetually riding a razor-thin line between post-irony and grassroots, militant shilling.

>> No.9443471
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>>9441880

>> No.9443486

>>9443471
memes aside, packaging/bev industry magazines actually look like this

>> No.9443493
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>>9443486
memes aside, redneck survivalist rags actually look like this

>> No.9443524
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9443524

>>9443460
>he's never sipped

>> No.9443531
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>>9443524
Let's remember, SIPBOYS are patient. Let's invite him to join the party and give him a chance like good lads.

>> No.9444579
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>> No.9444591

>>9444579
YO
I drink those like crazy. I was gonna post the Yerba mate sips but you beat me to it. Sip on, sipboy.

>> No.9444621

>>9444591
>51 / 20 / 37 / 2

>> No.9444989
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9444989

>>9444621
show me your monthly heap bois.

>> No.9444993

>>9441880
I was when I was literally 11 so whatever, carry on lads

>> No.9445024
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9445024

>traffic sucks, lol!
Early morning commute sipp'n.

>> No.9445168
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Found this ultra-rare sip at a gas station near my work. Mangoey and delicious.

>> No.9445182
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>>9442936
There was

>> No.9445187
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9445187

We sippin

>> No.9445197
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9445197

>>9445182

>> No.9445198

>>9441880
AW shiiet, in my county we only have the regular one, ultra, ultra red, The Doctor, Rehab and Hamilton

>> No.9445254

>>9441880
What is this faggotry and why would someone drink it?

>> No.9445272

>>9445254
Hey newfag how about you stop posting?

>> No.9445273
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9445273

>>9445254
Because it's tasty and refreshing, giving you all the energy and b-vitamins while also having no calories, duh

>> No.9445284

>>9441880
>drinking colored sugar water

How low can one sink?

>> No.9445291
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9445291

>>9445284
>sugar

>> No.9445297

>>9445254
>>9445284
You gotta lurk for at least like five seconds before you start shitting everything up you fucking newfags

>> No.9445298
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9445298

>>9445284
>colored

>> No.9445300
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9445300

>>9445284
>drinking plain water instead of water with vitamins and minerals
I'm curious. How much sugar do you think is in op's picture?

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9445303

> the only rockstar beverage worth consuming

I just love the tangy-sour fruity caffienated flavor, . any recommendations for similar drinks?

>> No.9445311

>>9445303
>tangy-sour fruity
Wat, it's crazy sweet

>> No.9445320

>>9445311
maybe my tastebuds are fucked. I sort of get a sour-ish aftertase. not lemon sour, just a little sour.

maybe its my tastebuds

>> No.9445323

>Used to ironically sip & sippost
>Now sipping for real

How did that happen?

>> No.9445338

>>9445291
>"Hurr durr, artificial sweeteners are more healthy than sugar."

Fuck off. It' s garvage. YOU are garbage.

>> No.9445341

>>9445300
You' ll get your vitamins and minerals by eating fruits and vegetables, like every normal human being should.

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>>9445320
Maybe try this, idk

>> No.9445354
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9445354

>>9445338

>> No.9445356

>>9444579
Tastes exactly like what I'd expect smelly stocks to taste like, but with added sugar.

>> No.9445359

>>9445323
It's the greatest peril of ironic memeing. I'm truly sorry for your loss.

>> No.9445388
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I tried Zero Ultra out of curiosity because I saw them getting constantly memed on /ck/.

Now I find them on my shopping list every week.

>> No.9445395

>>9445024
I75 south in the morning suck brah

>> No.9445403

>>9445388
that's literally the worst shit designed for faggots and feminists.
just get the original black-green.

>> No.9445414

>>9445403
>i don't like it so it's feminist
When did this become a buzzword? A drink can't be feminist.

>> No.9445419

,
>>9445403
>beetus juice

>> No.9445423
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9445423

>>9445403
They have a shit load of sugar though.

Also don't buy this

>> No.9445426
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9445426

>>9445414
then turn the can around and read the promo text on it.
literally says it's made on demand of women.

>> No.9445428

>>9445423
You strayan? i dont bother with the sugarfree rockstar, i go for non-sugarfree guava, and sometimes the orange one.

>> No.9445434

>>9445426
It says nothing of the sort.

>> No.9445435

>>9445303
>>9445423

>> No.9445436

>>9445434
White sips say it though

>> No.9445437

>>9445428
Yeh mate, normally just used to buy V but the 50g of sugar makes it a bad idea if you're drinking them daily.

>> No.9445439

>>9445436
You mean the Monster Girls shit?

>> No.9445456

>>9445437
ill let you in on a hot secret beverage.

I mix the rockstar with pineapple and apple juice, add some sprigs of mint and let it chill in the fridge, pretty tasty

>> No.9445467

>>9441880
Reminder to report shill threads

>> No.9445484

>>9445467
Did you?

>> No.9445532

>>9445467
Reminder to lurk more, newfag

>> No.9445548
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9445548

>>9445439
yes.
that's a feminine sip and it's gonna fuck your hormones up anon.

>> No.9445587
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9445587

>>9445439
>monster girls
>They think the brand usage and advertising messaging around scantily clad exsoviet block based starving models is a promotion of feminism.
Go look up the monster girls on monsters website and see if you think the objectification and patriarchal sexism on display is in anyway representative of feminism. You nonsippers are fucking retarded.

>> No.9445614

>>9445587
we can't even post monster girls because its a work safe board. Those monster girls do their job. they make me thirsty as fuck.

>> No.9445617

>>9443378
kek'd for a bit

>> No.9445623
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9445623

Monstergirls. Mmm.

>> No.9445626
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>>9445614
>implying this is nsfw

>> No.9445632

>>9444989
You don't have much time.

>> No.9445696

>go two days without sips
>caffeine migraine comes
>take a sip
>cured
any of you think about how you’re gonna quit sips when the time comes?

>> No.9445706
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9445706

>>9445632
plz r8

>> No.9445733

>>9445696
>on my death bed
>family and loved ones all around me
>breathing grows shallow
>my time is coming
>reach my hand out
>loving wife tries to hold it
>ignore the bitch
>grab sips
>drink sips
>fade into darkness
>it's been a good life

>> No.9445748

>>9445626
Implying it couldn't get you temp banned anyway if you just spammed it. Its not food related. It junks up the thread and sullies the SIPBOY image of being virtue signaling, friendly, inclusive, white knight types. You see, the sipboys promote a lifestyle that's family friendly, but on the edge of partying too hard. To be a SIPBOY is to walk a fine line. You have to be a badass with a heart of gold to Unleash the Ultra Beast™.

>> No.9445768

>>9445733
not a bad way to go

>> No.9445886

>>9445395
G E O R G I A B O Y S

>> No.9445891

>>9445587
I don't think that at all. Maybe you wanted to link >>9445436

>> No.9445911

>>9441880
What does sip come from?

>> No.9445922

>>9445911
Young black people.
It got appropriated by White American kids who love Ebonics for some reason. I hate all these white kids talking like they're in the 'hood'.

>> No.9445935

>>9445911
>>9445922
Not a native speaker, but isn't it just a normal english word?

>> No.9445937

>>9445922
1. Are you a young black man?
2. So "sip" is energy drinks?

>> No.9445946

>>9445937
Sip is a word originally used by black youths to to refer specifically to Monster Zero energy drinks.
White kids using Ebonics is embarrassing.

>> No.9445951

>>9445946
Do you have a source for that?

>> No.9445954

>>9445946
You didn't answer #1 tho :^)
dont worry bro im a nigga myself

>> No.9445960
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get on my level nerds

>> No.9445963

>>9445951
Sip in this context is most definitely black slang.
Google is your friend.

>> No.9445965

>>9445946
i thought we were little children with our sippys? which one is it shill?

>> No.9445966

>>9445954
I'm not.
It feels great.
:)

>> No.9445977

>>9445965
>shill
you don't actually know what that means, do you?
lurk moar.

>> No.9445979

>>9445965
No one said anything to the contrary, wigger.

>> No.9445986

>>9445965
>sippy
I can't speak of the majority but you're definitely a little faggot.

>> No.9445987

>>9445966
Same i lied

>> No.9445988

>>9445963
Can you point me in the right direction? I can't find anything conclusive

>> No.9445998
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9445998

>>9445979
kek.

>> No.9446030

>>9442613
Man they don't even make grape juice that tastes like grape juice.

>> No.9446038

>>9445911
>that first sip of the day

>>9445922
Hey newfag. Stop posting.

>> No.9446045
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>>9445988
He's full of shit. It's from "that first sip of the day."

>> No.9446060

>>9445623
me on the right

>> No.9446088

Why drink energy drinks daily?
I mean you could just drink them when you are tired and need to focus.

>> No.9446122
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9446122

>>9446088
>implying I'm not tired and don't need to focus daily
Some of us work, babe

>> No.9446128

>>9446122
But stimulants loose their effect once applied daily.

>> No.9446133

Too poor to walk to le sip store and purchase le sip, saving money for drive across the country.
Could anyone send me some BTC?

>> No.9446186

>>9445891
I said "they" because I was agreeing with you.

>> No.9446196
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>>9445922
>>9445946
>>9445963
>>9445979
>>9445998
>rekt

>> No.9446230

>>9446196
Your filenames add so much to your posts

>> No.9446280
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There is a big lots near me selling these for a dollar. I'm going there for now on.

>> No.9446294

>>9446280
Holy jesus

>> No.9446306

>>9446280
Holy jesus

>> No.9446323

>>9446280
Worst sip

>> No.9446330

>>9446230
He's a marketing intern working on a work laptop with only a corporate approved browser

>> No.9446456
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>>9446330
Its a windows phone running 8.1 that hosts all of my dankest memes. I know its only .3% of cell phone market share but I really like the windows mobile os. I'll probably get the ten when it comes out because the lack of an app ecosystem is finally starting to kill the experience. There is no way to rename files easily and I just don't care. Pls, no bully.

>> No.9446465

>>9446456
>There is no way to rename files easily
There certainly is my friend.
It's Windows OS stripped back.

>> No.9446476

>>9446465
[citation needed]

>> No.9446520
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9446520

>>9446465
So I tried it and did it. There is no way to do it natively on the phone, but you can download a slow app. It is not easy, the ui sucks, and it doesn't scale well when desling with hundreds of photos all named the same way - so I stick with my original assessment, no easy way. Just sorting through the thousands of dank memes on this brick takes several minutes to find the one you want to rename.

>> No.9446543

>>9445963
you're full of shit

>> No.9446548

>>9445960
Fuck

>> No.9446551

>>9441880
I like grape nos

>> No.9446566

>>9445960
it even says EdgeStar on it

>> No.9446674

>>9445960
>TomHanksOrgasming.jpg

>> No.9446715
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9446715

>>9441880

>> No.9446782
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Roll

>> No.9446794

>>9446782
>he thinks this is /b
I am going to check my digits, tho.

>> No.9446803

>>9446794
>he thinks /b/ is called /b

>> No.9446811

>>9442917
yes these 'sip' threads are like shill central
who talks like this

>> No.9446820

>>9443460
>razor thin line
its blatant shilling, not even attempting to pretend

>> No.9446821

>>9446782
rolling for 4 or 6

>> No.9446838
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9446838

>>9446280
it's like early christmas!

>> No.9446841

>>9446811
>>9446820
Hey samefag, google the word "satire" and then go kill yourself in the butt

>> No.9446871

>>9446280
Just went to big lots to try and find Yellow sips.
No luck but they had minis in rehab

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9446874

>>9446871
Pic is the big lots

>> No.9446926

Two sips a day, is it too much?

>> No.9446937
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9446937

>>9446926
no, that's absolutely healthy.

>> No.9446941
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9446941

>tfw you don't sip
It feels kinda weird.

>> No.9446956

>>9446782
Kek

>> No.9446993
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9446993

>>9446838
>warm sips

>> No.9447002

>>9446715
Nobody noticed my ethic sip

>> No.9447013

>>9446838
>sparks
>four loko
>boo koo
>those weird jolt cans
All the things I poured down my throat 10 years ago. Is jolt still around? It used to come in a giant battery shaped can

>> No.9447014

>>9447002
beetus juice isn't sips

>> No.9447017

>>9447013
nope. and many things changed to the worse concerning sips :(

>> No.9447020

>>9447014
Of course they are

>> No.9447031

Would you like some Pussy?
https://youtu.be/Gl5v-o9vlOg

>> No.9447041
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9447041

>>9447031
quality britbong entertainment.
get a load of this transhobbit sipper.
https://www.youtube.com/user/PaNDaTheeDog/videos

>> No.9447069

ultra white and red are nice. yellow and orange are shit. havent seen violet anywhere in my country yet...

>> No.9447076
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9447076

>>9445911
from this shitty whitetrash cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE15A0xC7io

>> No.9447352
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9447352

That face you make when you're 58 images into a /sip/ general and there has been an astounding lack of new memes.

>> No.9447384
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9447384

>>9447352

>> No.9447399

>>9446782
2 baby

>> No.9447404

>>9447399
>Mr. Bean

>> No.9447415
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9447415

>>9447352
Not new but rare on /ck/

>> No.9447447
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9447447

just finished off a blueberry red bull

about to have pic related, what is gronk supposed to taste like?

>> No.9447476
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9447476

>He drinks filthy chemicals
Try something NATURAL you plebs

>> No.9447490
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9447490

>>9447384
>when rocket man intercepts your shipment of purple sips and you just have to light him up at NATO

>> No.9447499
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9447499

>>9442610

>> No.9447514

>>9445922
fuck off, niggers keep stealing our shit here.

>> No.9447523
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9447523

>#sad

>> No.9447537

>>9445922
>Young black people.

No it did not come from bix noods.

>> No.9447551

>>9446941
Like you didn't sip today or don't sip in general?
>>9447476
Haven't seen these in my market yet, they 0 calories and 0 sugar?

>> No.9447571

>>9441880
purp is nice, I've taken a liking to the ultra zero at room temp, much smoother IMO to from the chiller.
what other non monster sips are good?
used to drink the beetus but my favorite energy drink of all time is still BAWLS regular and cherry always just so good

>> No.9447578

>>9447551
No, but it has only 5 ingredients and natural cane sugar. They're at my local 711. I haven't had the grape one yet, but if I were to rate the others:
Tropical>Pinapple>LemonLime

>> No.9447673

>>9447447
Redbull, but I'm sure you already figured that out.

>> No.9447687

>>9446715
fuck off with this sick shit you kike drink mixer

>> No.9447695

>>9447687
Whoa very edgy!

>> No.9447722

Legit im new to this sip retardedness, what's wrong with redbull? It's delicious

>> No.9447738
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9447738

>> No.9447757

>>9446782

Please be a 6 I need muh beetus

>> No.9447784

>>9447757
good fuckin luck dude

>> No.9447813
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9447813

>> No.9447814
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9447814

eh

>> No.9447867

Shittiest forced meme since "JUST"

>> No.9447902
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9447902

i grip n i sip

>> No.9448144

>>9446782
roll

>> No.9448154

i'm sippin dat cold maple syrup

don't judge

>> No.9448159

>>9446782

>> No.9448276

>>9442035
>you faggots LITERALLY post chuck norris memes
>in 2017
as if we needed any more proof you mouthbreathing paste eaters were underage

>> No.9448307

This meme is retarded

>> No.9448349

>>9448307
Its not a meme its blatant advertising.

>> No.9448373

>>9444579
This is crack

>> No.9448418
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9448418

>>9448349
It's not a meme or blatant advertising. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

>> No.9448430
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9448430

>>9448418
>that image name
I seriously don't even know if trolling or not

>> No.9448445
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9448445

>>9448430
Does it even matter at this point? You know you like it.

>> No.9448529

>>9448430
It's the same guy doing this shitposting. I guess sips angered him enough

>> No.9448542
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9448542

Out of the juice Monster, Pipeline Punch is probably the best

>> No.9448545

>>9443460
Post-irony doesn't exist

we just like SIPS

>> No.9448561

>>9445733
>sipboy
>having a wife
Imposter detected

>> No.9448595

>>9445706
>>9445632
>>9444989
>>9444621
>>9444591
WHat in the fuck is this chain

>> No.9448617
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9448617

>tfw the whole squad sipp'n

>> No.9448630

>>9446782
Where tf is Witch Doctor??!!

>> No.9448631
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9448631

>> No.9448639

>>9448418
I hope you get cancer for posting this garbage

>> No.9448664
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9448664

>>9448639
>>9448631
You guys seem salty. Maybe try a sip and see if it makes you feel better? I know I always feel better after I've had a bit of caffeine and 4 different B vitamins.

>> No.9448812
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9448812

>>9448631
>>9448639
Oh sweetie

>> No.9448824

>>9448430
It's satire.

>> No.9448882

Poser sipper.

Managed to find some Rockstar Punched at a local Heley's a few days ago. Bought their entire stock as I can't find it anywhere else in Bongland anymore.

Betus soon.

>> No.9448908

>>9441880
This thread brought to you by Monster™

>> No.9448942

>>9446782
rolling for watered-down fanta

has anyone tried 7 or 8? I've never seen them

>> No.9448947

>>9446782
Memeroll

>> No.9448972

>>9448942
7 is yellow sip, discontinued and R A R E
8 is pretty common but not A REAL SIP due to ~10-15 calories

>> No.9449357

>>9448942
Yellow is abysmal, Rehab might be ok, however different kinds of Monster Rehab were shit also.

>> No.9449611

>>9445168
Added to my siplist

>> No.9449618

you know what i'd like to sip?

thats right. youre blood

>> No.9449733

>>9449618
gay.

>> No.9449800

>>9445341
That has calories dipshit

>> No.9449810
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9449810

>>9445168

same,my local 'mart started stocking Mango Loco.

>> No.9449815
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9449815

Anyone drink half their sip, put it in the fridge, try to sip again and it has a really off flavor? It goes away if I pour it into a coffee mug or something but it's really off-putting if I don't, as if the sip is punishing me for not sipping the entire thing.

>> No.9449863

>>9449800
>That has calories dipshit
Yes. So what?
Why go around drinking some overpriced chemical concoction instead of just getting your nutrients from the foods you eat?

>> No.9449871

>>9449863
>eating food
>in current year
shiggydiggydo

>> No.9449875

post more girls with sips so I can trick my mind to associate orgasms with sips (when I cum to what you post)

>> No.9449894

>>9446280
JELLY

>> No.9449897
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9449897

>>9449875
here you go

>> No.9449906

just drank my first yellow and it's really meh, white and red are the best

>> No.9449909
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9449909

Sip senpai

>> No.9449922

>>9449909
wtf is that weird capped white?
is it unscrewable?

>> No.9449934

>>9449922
The bwc, (big white can), for when normal sips just won't do.

>> No.9449941

>>9449922
If you don't know the satisfaction of the thud from opening a big sip, I feel sorry for you.

>that sip smoke that comes out after the first pop

>> No.9449943

>>9449897
Did you just assume that toddler's gender?

>> No.9449950
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9449950

>>9449815
Your fridge probably smells and is imparting that smell on everything you put in it. First thing first, crack open a Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ and drink the whole thing. Now that you've Unleased the Ultra Beast™ and are ready to take on the world - take everything out of that fridge. Clean one of your bathtubs really well first. Then, throw all the shelves and drawers and dividers in that tub (fill it with hot water with some diluted bleach) and scrub the fuck out of them and let them sit. Then make a paste with baking soda and water and scrub the walls of your fridge. Then wipe down with vinegar and then dry it. Then sprinkle some baking soda on the bottom of your fridge underneath where the drawers go. Dry everything and reassemble. Now your sips will taste crisp and fresh, even after you've left them in the fridge for a while! The SIPLIFE is a clean life, and once you've turned your fridge around, you'll be free to clean up the rest of your life like reopening communications channels with your ex-wife so that your kids have a mother and a father, finally fixing that loose stair railing that has almost killed about dozen of your guests, and mowing your lawn so the city stops sending code violation notices. Code enforcement sucks, lol! Monster Energy™ team riders and Monster Girls™ are all about forward progress and making the world a better place, one scene at a time, and so are the SIPBOYS. Monster Energy™, Clean Up Your Scene™!

>> No.9449953

>>9449922
Always get one of these at the start of a road trip. A road trip hasn't officially started until I popped one of these open and the car smells of ultra zero.

>> No.9449956

>>9449815
Arm & Hammer baking soda, problem solved my dude.

>> No.9449973
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9449973

Sipping for the first time ever and I have to admit I like it.

>> No.9449975

>>9449973
rare sip!

>> No.9449976

>>9449973
Yuck

>> No.9450005
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9450005

>>9445922

FUCK. OFF.

/ck/ is one of the last fucking boards without raceshit plaguing everything, fuck off PLEASE.

>> No.9450009
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9450009

>>9449973
I'm sorry that you are enjoying something that there is such a limited quantity of. I hope you will take solace in the fact that Ultra Zero™ (white) and Ultra Sunrise™ (orange) are pretty much tied with most sippers for best taste. Crisp and refreshing, with a sweet and tart pixie dust flavor. All this with zero calories, zero sugar and a full load of our Monster Energy Blend™.

>> No.9450016 [DELETED] 
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9450016

>>9450005
Inferior non-white detected. Why are you animals so easy to trigger? Can you read this? Are you literate? Or should I speak in grunts and hoots?

>> No.9450017

>>9449953
Are you me?

B I G S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9450018

>>9450016
>>9450005
Kek, like clockwork

>> No.9450022
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9450022

>>9449973
Welcome to the sip crew

>> No.9450032

>>9450016
S I P B O Y S are inclusive. We reach out to everyone with open arms. if you can turn your hate-filled ways around, we'd love to have you back, friend. Until then, you are posting in the wrong thread, and on the wrong board. I believe you meant to post in the gigantic shit shows that are either /pol or /b. When you do realize the error of your ways, feel free to come back and learn about the sipboy lifestyle. Its a life of positive energy, progress, and peace. Sounds like you could benefit from a bit of that in your life.

>> No.9450044

>>9450017
I dunno, do you threaten to drive into concrete walls when people in the car get a little too rowdy? I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FUCKING KILL US ALL ONE DAY

>> No.9450045

>>9443378
unironically would buy this

>> No.9450050

>>9450032
>/pol
>/b
/pol/ and /b/ ya dingus

>> No.9450066
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9450066

who would you share your sip with anons?

pic related is my /frz/ little sister.

>> No.9450067
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9450067

>>9450050
>he thinks URLs end in '/'
>4chan.org/
Lols. You're fucking retarded. Read what it says in your browser. Do you tell people to put a slash after ".com" because you are autistic?

>> No.9450078

>>9450067
Weak b8

>> No.9450112
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9450112

>>9448276
>being this salty over a random pic plucked from google

>> No.9450123
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9450123

YOOOO, WHERE MY SIPBOYS AT!

>> No.9450132

>>9450123
WHITE MONSTER IS THE WORST.
NO CALORIES NOT A REAL SIP.

>> No.9450151
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9450151

>>9450123
S I P B O Y S

>> No.9450156

reply S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7 if you think sip threads are the comfiest threads on ck

>> No.9450175
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9450175

I can't believe you guys make threads dedicated to this poison. I hope yall are doing this ironically and don't actually drink this shit that often

>> No.9450218
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9450218

>>9450175
twice a day is not that often at all.
it's actually fewer than my masturbation average.

>> No.9450262
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9450262

>>9450156
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9450264

>>9450175
k mom

>> No.9450267

One day these Shill threads will be reportable

My only regret is that it is not this day.

>> No.9450273
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9450273

>>9450156
Cozy is what you get when you build an inclusive culture of beneficial information and support coupled with 140 mg caffeine, 200% DV of 4 different B vitamins and a proprietary Energy Blend™.
S I P B O Y S 20 1 7

>> No.9450327

>>9441880
Tried the original monster first which I didn't mind but after I tried the white ultra zero I never looked back. The orange ultra zero is pretty awesome as well. I'm lucky to have a convenience store near work which sells sips 2 for $4. One white, one orange, happy days!

>> No.9450334

>>9450175
i used to drink 4 of these a day when i was deep in bulimia
im lucky i didnt have a total heart attack from that combination
although maybe the electrolytes from monsters probably replaced all the ones lost from all the puking
interesting

>> No.9450390
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9450390

>>9450267

>> No.9450439

>>9442894
log off

>> No.9450477
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9450477

upvote this post if you are currently sipping

>> No.9450528
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9450528

>>9450327
>tfw 2 for $4
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>> No.9450718

>>9445403
But that tastes soapy.

>> No.9450727

>>9446782
only half are available.

>> No.9450734

>>9450528
>2 for 4$
seriously?
I live in Germany where food is usually much more expensive than in the US, but even here you can find a can for an euro.

>> No.9450737

>>9448639
Nah, the sweeteners will do that.

>> No.9450754

>>9450734
Go north a border and it's closer to 3€ each.

>> No.9450771

>>9450734
Sometimes they go for 3 for $5. When that happens
>I feel very blessed

>> No.9450781
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9450781

>>9450175
I am not a child, and adolescent or a young adult faggot.

>> No.9450801

>>9441880
>tfw haven't had any energy drink at all in my entire life
>tfw 22
am I autistic? I read a bunch of stuff about it being bad for your heart as a kid and never tried them

I do drink alcohol and coffee though.


should i get some sips for tomorrow? is it good, no meme?

>> No.9450850
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9450850

>>9450801
>should i get some sips for tomorrow?

>> No.9450851
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9450851

Best 22$ I ever spent.

>> No.9450852
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9450852

>>9441880
Fantastic!

>> No.9450857

>>9450852
>>9450851
p h o n e b o i s

>> No.9450871

>>9441880
I hope you know this is all started as a schill campaign by Monster employee's.

My friend use to me a janitor, and all the IPs from op were from Corona Cali. But he couldn't disclose that shit.

All schilling. This shit taste awful.

>> No.9450874

>>9450871
yeah but who cares
a meme is only a meme if it's true.

>> No.9450887
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9450887

Lads, Co-op in the UK have finally unseated Tesco as meal deal kings with the SIPS deal

>> No.9450909

>>9450887
enjoy bruh.

>> No.9450910

>>9450852
but who was camera?

>> No.9450925
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9450925

>>9450871
>This shit taste awful
If you had ever tried Monster Energy's Ultra™ line of beverages you would know this isn't true.

>> No.9450933
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9450933

I would likr to donate this picture to the cause of sip edits.

>> No.9450953
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9450953

>>9450933
Thank you for the donation.

>> No.9450972
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9450972

tfw you S I P your way into being the Triple Crown World Champion

>> No.9451023
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9451023

>> No.9451029
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9451029

>>9450933
>as long as its a donation and not a request

>> No.9451034

>tfw I have only seen the white, red and orange monster sips in the uk
NEED to try that violet one

>> No.9451036
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9451036

>>9450850
Well fuckin memed baby

>> No.9451042

>>9450887
lad energy drinks have always been in the co-op meal deal
took a while to get the ultras though

>> No.9451046

>>9451023
>>9451029
fucking stop posting the white one it's literally the worst trash of all.

>> No.9451052
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9451052

>>9441880

>> No.9451057

>>9450871
>schill
Try again

>all the IPs were from Corona
Hey great job googling the location of Monster headquarters, but no, they weren't all from Corona. I started some of the first sip threads and I'm in DC. The guy who started most of them was from Colorado or something. Probably zero of them were from Corona. Try again Red Bull shill.

>> No.9451058
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9451058

>>9451052
>>9451046

>> No.9451062
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>>9451046

>> No.9451065

>>9451062
Explosive kek

>> No.9451069

>>9451046
thats a funny way of spelling orange

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>>9451046

I love the white one son.

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>>9451046

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>> No.9451547

>>9451195
kek

>> No.9451560

>>9450851
link mah boi

>> No.9451774

Could anyone recommend me a beginner's sip?

>> No.9452044

>>9451774
ultra white.
only when one becomes a true master can they appreciate ultra black