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Pet Peeves Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:47:21 2017 No.9443945 [Reply] [Original]

>"Aw, sweet! Anon's making dinner. Goin' to just take a quick taste, bro, "

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:51:35 2017 No.9443960 >>9443945 >"Oh, sorry man. Were you gonna eat the x in the fridge? Yeah, sorry I thought you didn't want it so I ate it/threw it out."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:52:32 2017 No.9443964 >frying food and then going to flip it results in a huge pop of hot oil suddenly splattering into your direction

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:52:37 2017 No.9443965 File: 57 KB, 685x280, WhyFailureIsInevitable_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443960 >having roommates

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 23:55:47 2017 No.9443976 >>9443965 Cmon bro, you know the average 4chan user has never heard of a roth ira, never watched ahhh real monsters, and uses terms like 'based'

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 06:30:29 2017 No.9444896 >>9443945 >Dont burn the food haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 10:35:08 2017 No.9445482 >Boyfriend grabs my dick as im trying to cook food What the fuck bro, im not gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 11:38:43 2017 No.9445777 >"That smells so good I can't wait to try it" I HAVE LOW CONFIDENCE AND CANT HANDLE THIS KIND OF OF PRESSURE WHILE COOKING

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 11:55:09 2017 No.9445833 File: 32 KB, 600x436, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > "Did you wash your hands?"

Anonymous Tue Sep 19 12:22:50 2017 No.9445923

>>9443945
>touching my mis en place
>touching my temperatures
>touching my knives, tools, or prep space
>touching my ingredients
>turning the lights on if they're off, or on if they're off
My mom used to do this shit backed when I lived with and cooked for her. I had to ban her from the kitchen when I was cooking because she was such a control freak cunt about shit she wasn't in charge of. One time the bitch came in and threw out my potato skins while I was mashing my twice-baked potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 12:27:38 2017 No.9445943 >>9445777 >"That smells so good I can't wait to try it" >it's just onion and garlic EVERY TIME

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 12:29:53 2017 No.9445961 >>9445943 Fucking this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 12:35:56 2017 No.9445985 >>9445943 That's the best smell in the world though

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 21:50:16 2017 No.9448010 File: 892 KB, 1440x810, 1x19_Best_Man_for_the_Gob_(21).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9443976 >ira "It's eye-rah" "Oh yes. Eye-rah, thanks, Gilligan

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 21:53:26 2017 No.9448019 >>9445923 Stupid cunt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 22:06:47 2017 No.9448085 >>9445923 >running up the power bill by leaving every light on in the house bro i remember high school haha xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 22:30:02 2017 No.9448182 >>9445943 Bullshit, I never wear deodorant and nobody has said that about me.

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