/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nobody actually eats chicago style

>>9428180
>putting sauce on top, preventing any cheese browning
nice meme

>>9428180
the thing on the right isn't pizza

Neither one. I like pan pizza, so it's a bit thicker but not as thick as Chicago but it still properly puts the cheese on top so you it gets nicely browned.

>>9428180
well, both are shit

>>9428184
>>9428185
>>9428187
Time for bed kiddies

>>9428184
Deep dish is the only decent Chicago food. The hotdogs are mediocre, thin crust sucks, and italian beefs are what happens if you try your hardest to make a shitty cheesesteak

>>9428197
triggd af

>>9428202
>I was only pretended to be a faggot!

>>9428185
Theres a place here that makes a nice reduced tomato sauce then puts it on top after the pizzas done. It's ridiculously good.

Korean girls prefer Chicago pizza. New york btfo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooizM4P27lA

>>9428217
>pepperoni
>they are instructed to fold it
argument is invalid

I have the technique down for making a great NY style but they don't make pizza stones bigger than fucking 14" so it just doesn't feel right eating small slices.

>>9428243
Um sweetie, if you can fold it, it's not pizza

>>9428257
I mean, pizza is a corruption of the word pita which means flatbread so one could suggest being able to fold it is the one qualifier that makes it a pizza

>>9428262
>so one could suggest
Only if one was a filthy subhuman

>false dichotomy
the only people that argue about this are memelords that consider pizza and mac n' cheese their favorite foods

>>9428291
I bet you eat steaks and think your basic as shit hunk of meat with seasoning is flavorful

>>9428192
This. Big city pizza is a meme.
There's a reason why all the major chains serve pan pizza and not that dumb shit.

>>9428296
nice b8 m8

>>9428217
Do you think it made them fart afterwards?

>>9428320
Nope. Pizza>>Burgers>>>>>>>Steak. kiddo.

Deep Dish Pizza is not only not better than New York pizza, it’s not pizza. It’s a fucking casserole.

I’m surprised you haven’t thought to complete your Deep Dish Pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top of it. It’s a corn bread biscuit which you melted cheese on and then in defiance of God and man and all things holy, you’ve poured uncooked marinara sauce ‘atop’ the cheese. ‘Atop’, the cheese, on top the sauce; naked, cold, on display like some sort of sauce whore.

You know the expression “there’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza” your pizza is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper. Let me tell you something!

This is not pizza, this is tomato soup in a bread bowl. This, is in an above ground marinara swimming pool for rats. Let me tell you something about your fucking not pizza, I wanna know, when I get drunk and pass out on my pizza that I’m not gonna drown.

Let me tell you something, I look at this. I look at this…mahron [moron]…you son of a bitch I look at this…me aahh…gaba goo..I-look at this. When I look at your deep dish fucking pizza, I dont know weather to eat it, or throw a coin in it and make a wish. And if I’d made a wish, it would be that I wish for some real fucking pizza.

>>9428537
Now, now in all due respect, I realize it’s very cold in Chicago, very cold it’s windy you need to be able to – I don’t know have a pizza and maybe cut it open and climb inside it like a tauntaun,
to keep you warm.

Seriously, who you – who you kidding? Who uses an iron skillet to make a pizza? You don’t use an iron skillet to make a pizza, you use an iron skillet to fend off someone who tries to serve you a fucking pizza made with a skillet.

Here’s how you know I’m right, you call it Chicago style pizza you call it Deep Dish Pizza, stuffed pizza, you know what we call it you know what we call this, know we call this? Pizza. Oh that’s nice and by the way you don’t put tomatoes and celery salt on fucking hot dogs either, you know what I’m saying?

Everybody knows there’s three acceptable condiments for a hot dog,there’s mustard, onions and stagnant cart water. That’s it!

>I wrote a very detailed article on selecting the right oven for your specific application in PMQ Magazine that you might want to look up.

https://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?topic=47820.0

I've searched through PMQ and have been unable to find this. Please help!

>>9428185
Normal deep dish is superior to both

>>9428180
Chicago thin crust is the best

Very good go'za' very good indeed HOWEVER

>>9428180
thats nice and all but ledo's pizza master race

>>9428993
Holy fuck gimme dat

>>9428184
This.
Only tourists in Chicago falling for the meme.

>>9429121
i grew up in chicago but i like both thin and deep dish.

>>9429059
there should be genocide against people who eat pizza cut into squares.
Fucking square shit eaters

>>9428993
>>9429059
detroit style is the radical centrist's choice of pizza

>>9429181
For me,

Um, like excuse me fellas. Real pizza coming through.

>>9428184
its true shit would kill you rather quickly

>>9428537
>>9428542
read these posts in this guys voice for some reason lmao

>>9429181
Detroit style pizza gives me a raging clue

>>9429371
I love you.

>>9428180
Why can't you people enjoy both and just shut the fuck up.

t. non american

>>9428180
Round lasagna doesnt make it pizza. Fuck off chifaggos

>>9428197
F L Y O V E R

>>9428180
honestly, both are shit tier. however real pizza is delicious

>>9429181
That is Buddy's Pizza! I love that shit!

>>9429993
that would make life boring
humans are tribal

If it ain't St. Louie style made with provel cheese it ain't worth eating.

>>9428199
>thin crust sucks

please kill yourself

Pizza is about the crust you uncultured swines.

>>9430134
That stuffs gross and unhealthy.

check out my 'go 'za!

>>9430134
That just looks like a shit version of Quad City style

>>9429173
My ex girlfriend also had an extreme hatred for square pizza. Specifically ledos.

>>9430259
This. Some of the best pizza I ever had was in Davenport.

>>9429181
This.
t. Detroit

>>9428180
both are ass

>>9429181
this one looks like it would suck the least of all the shit posted here

>>9429181
>he's never had a Sicilian slice

served all over in New York and North New Jersey

Illinois for worst state in the union?

I'd say so if it weren't for California.

>>9428217

Korean women are more plastic than a lego set so I don't give a shit.

>>9430490
What the fuck is that

>>9430221
>Pizza is about the crust you uncultured swines.

>>9428180
>Grease on cardboard vs. Saucy cheesy disaster

i will take neither thanks.

>>9430490
Nice bread with tomato sauce

>>9428217
I thought asians hate cheese though

Midwest (includes Chicago) style crispy thin crust a best. Soggy-ass NY pizza a shit.

>>9430895
Asians will eat literally anything. They are like catfish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

>>9430961
Ww3 now

>>9430961
>One commonly held belief, possibly apocryphal, is that centuries ago, two workers at a poultry facility, each carrying large loads, accidentally collided. [1][4] One worker was carrying a large crate of chicken eggs; the other, an immense cauldron of virgin boy urine. [6] Legend has it, that as they collided, the crate with eggs upended, dumping dozens of eggs into fresh virgin boy urine, unbeknownst to the boy-urine carrier. Instead, the boy-urine carrier promptly returned to his urine boiling station and left the odoriferous concoction to boil. Upon returning, he discovered that he had created a delicious treat

Sweet merciful Christ please tell me this isn't real

>>9431002
yum yum

>>9431002
>Delicious treat
https://youtu.be/FWiyKgeGWx0

>>9428197
No really. Why not just made a pie at that point? It's disgusting

>>9429181
This is the correct pizza.

>>9431308
It's a pizza you nigger, not that think piece of dough you call pizza

Why the fuck do Americans only eat cheese or pepperoni pizza

>>9428184
had some the other week, though I usually order thin crust

I'm sorry if you're unable to order an authentic deep dish from Lous or Pequods because you live in bumblefuck Florida anon, that must suck

>>9432204
Sausage and bacon occasionally are fine. Vegetables are for faggots.

'go 'za all the way. Paper-thin NY style can suck the dickcheese from all of their homeless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWDwAuO-CdI

>>9428184
He's pretty much right. Few restaurants serve a deep dish, let a lone a serious deep dish. Even fewer serve it outside the United States.

>>9428199
>chicago dogs suck
get outta here

>americans actually eat this

>>9432238
This is the view most any level headed normal thinking adult would have. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen on this site which is what makes almost every conversation about any food turn to shit slinging and name calling.

Moscow masterrace

>>9432594
That looks like just a normal pan pizza, anon.

>>9428180
Fuck ya all, true italian pizza from napoli is the best.

>>9428180
>Plastic joke vomit vs. Tomato soup in bread bowl

I'd rather have real pizza thanks

i made my own go' za'
it was delicious

>>9432306
>>9432655
>>9432715
Europeans know nothing about pizza

>>9430238
>' '
There's nowhere to go from this point.

>>9428993
>>9429059
>>9429181
>>9430134
>>9430259
>>9430490
>>9432594
>>9432809
>not degreased
disgusting

>>9432946
woops forgot pic

'Go 'za

>>9432946
The 70's called and want you back to help support the "fat is bad" meme.

Reminder that people only actually eat chicago style pizza like once a year

what the fuck is chicago thin crust? Is that not how everywhere else makes pizza?

I had that style of Chicago pizza in San Francisco and it was crap. Who the hell wants to eat pizza like that?

>>9434343
Every. Week.

>>9434352
thats expensive anon

>>9434356
To peasants who like NY pizza maybe

>>9430961
>japs make sake with pee and saliva and make burgers with human poo
>koreans make feces wine
>chinks make urine eggs
When do we nuke Asia?

>>9434422
Every single nation on earth has some kind of disgusting food, stop being retarded.

>>9428180
>NYC
>not Brooklyn

fuck off

>>9434454
t. dog eater

>>9434734
t. japanese poop steak eater

>>9429181
>pizza
>square

>>9434422
>japs make sake with pee and saliva and make burgers with human poo

You're what's embarrassing about the US right now. I make my own sake and of course the only ingredients are koji, the mold required to convert the carbohydrates in rice to fermentable sugars, water and yeast. Sanitation is a priority.

You literally sicken me in terms of how far america has fallen into ignorance.

>>9434801
>I make my own sake
>You literally sicken me in terms of how far america has fallen into ignorance.

>>9434801
>lmao korea and china are so disgusting
>what the fuck? did you just try to tarnish japan? You disgusting ignorant american. you sicken me!!!

>>9432594
>dill on a pizza

wtf

>>9434801
>>9434801
>Sanitation is a priority
Yes, and boiling urine sterilizes it. It's pretty gross and I wouldn't eat it, but at least stay consistent you retarded weeaboo.

>>9431002
>You got boy pee in my eggs!
>You got eggs in my boy pee!
>mmmm. delicious!
https://youtu.be/DJLDF6qZUX0

>>9428180
I like my pizza like I like my anime waifus. Flat.

>>9434976
>a sake making expert raises his micropenis head

Tell, me, oh wise one, at what stage is boiled urine added in the sake making cycle?

>>9428199
Forgot the Jibarito

>>9435230
They don't, that was a typo o my part. But they sometimes drink urine for medicinal purposes (a shit ton of different nations all over the earth does in very rare scenarios). They make poop burgers and also use saliva for specific sake brews. Stop getting butthurt at people mentioning that China and Korea aren't the only Asian countries that have weird foods.

Did U just raff at glorious nippon?

>>9428344
Well meme'd

>>9428180
I'm not a yank so forgive me, but sometimes I forget Chicago exists. When most people think of America they think NYC or California or Texas or Florida, but almost never Chicago. Looking at the "food" the city is known for I can see why.

>>9432594
Пиццa пи has fucking dank pizzas dude

>>9436787
Okay London

>>9428180

>Well?

Well, your premise is flawed because Chicago style deep dish isn't actually pizza. It is, technically speaking, a casserole.

>>9435338
[citation needed]

>>9432835
Europeans invented pizza.

>>9436787
Brit here, I know Chicago for the accent and new york for 9/11.

>>9437133
>man goes to japan and in part if the talk show me mentions how he met a few people (native and foreign) that told him they rarely drink urine for medicinal purposes
https://tim.blog/2017/02/26/the-random-show-drinking-urine-exploring-japan-and-figuring-out-life/

>jap doctor promotes for urine therapy (ingestion)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPrB6x02CI

>jap saliva sake is called 'Kuchikamizake'
Though I don't know if it's still practiced, at least widely.

Also the poop burger was just something that some jap scientist manufactured in a lab, I don't know why that guy brought it up as if it was something people ate. However, there are some jap restaurants that make burger meat which mimics the taste and smell of poop.
Source: https://unvis.it/cnn.com/travel/article/japan-poo-curry-cafe/index.html

>>9437134
>

>>9437134
>Europeans invented pizza.

Boston pizza

>>9437301
Is shit.

>>9437267
3rd nuke WHEN?

>>9429059
The thing I hate about Ledo's is that their pizza is the worst thing on their menu, the tomato sauce is stupidly sweet, it's like that one lady who hates the taste of marinara sauce and adds a fuck ton of sugar to it made their pizza sauce.

>>9437304
t. butthurt jew yorker

>>9428180
can't i just get a proper pizza instead of those shitty ones?

>>9437091
pasta is too thick, it looks like the Neapolitan pizza on steroids

>>9435045
My sides have left orbit

>>9428193

>>9428180
>dirty money next to food.
>disgusting chicago """pizza"""
I will pass

>>9428184
>Deep dish
Disgusting

>>9437091
>that mongoloid nigger thumb

Cheese Board, and Arizmendi, in berkeley and Oakland. best pizza on the planet. no tomato sauce, no meat, only perfect crust, cheeses, veggies, and olive oil. take that, motherfuckers.

>>9428334
we can only dream. aah, sexy girl farts.

>>9429181
i am curious about that. whats different? i saw a frozen one in a store

>>9429327
no heres real pizza. too bad they didnt use ketchup and american cheese though.

>>9430490
again, you can get that in Berkeley, at Arinell's, with no sugar added to the dough. im telling you, bay area rules for food (mostly)

>>9430221
(You)

>>9437148
9/11 is actually known as George Bush Day in America.

>>9438194
>crispy edges
>chewy dough
>square pizza

>>9428180
neither, i'll just take a real pizza

>>9434801
You wanna know what's pretty sanitary?

N U C L E A R H E L L F I R E

>>9434801
dumb weeb

>>9431019
>6/7 wearing glasses
Definitely chinese

>>9430134
this

>>9429181
This is Sicilian style pizza. FUCK ALL to do with Detroit.

But holy shit that looks fucking amazing, and honestly I agree that kind of Pizza is amazing.

Personally I love all pizza.

If I had to pick 1 to have and could never have any of the others for the rest of my life, I'd go with Sicilian style though. But holy shit, I fuking love Deep Dish and NY Style. They're all basically amazing.

Which is why I hate this fucking argument.

>>9428180
Domino's pasta bread bowl is superior to both. Fight me you limp wristed city fags.

>>9430528
>muh plastics!
kys pathetic ugly used-up roastie

>>9428180
Authentic deep dish from Chicago because I'm walking here... I haven't had deep dish with real mozzarella in forever.

>>9439896

Detroit pizza is not Sicilian Pizza, Sicilian Pizza is a Thick crust pizza that is baked

Detroit pizza is a Pan pizza where the Pan is Coated in Oil which fries the crust making it really crunchy.