/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sardines are literally canned red pills.

I don't mind them but I have to eat them out in the garage because my wife and her son HATE the fishy smell. And you can guess I don't get any nookie smelling like fish lol

>>9427525
>fishy smell
the ones i have have less of a fishy odor than tilapia, cod, eel, tuna, snapper, or salmon. i have no idea which is supposed to be fishier

>>9427525
>my wife's son

Sardines are fine but its really all about herring and mackerel

>>9427551
Pickled herring is great

>eating like an ally cat

>>9427516
I'm a kike and I eat sardines daily

Those are great mixed with cottage cheese and garlic stuffed olives.

>>9427787
So you're trying to hoard them for yourselves, I get it now

>>9427542
Everything about this.
YES

I've got nothing against anyone eating these. Happy you like them!
I like to do a dijon mayo mix.. chopped red onion and boiled egg slices on rye cut in squares.

i mush them up with some mayo and diced onion, then eat it as a spread on toast. or just straight up from the can.

>>9427921
you sound scandinavian

>>9427516

I'm a kike and I want everyone to try these. Cheap, full of yummy and healthy. Of course, they come in very different price and quality ranges. I always have the ones with olive oil and add lemon juice.

>>9427525
His wife's son won't give him any nookie

BECAUSE IT'S A 2!¡!¡

foodlet here

Can you just eat them out of the can or do you prefer to cook them in any way before you eat them?

>>9428839
Sardines are always smoked, and can be eaten straight out of the can. Many anons enjoy eating them as part of a dish or on toast or in some kind of sauce. I eat mine packed in olive oil straight out of the can

>>9428839
Any canned food is already cooked. It's part of the canning process. You can eat them as-is.

>>9428846
>Sardines are always smoked
No.

>can be eaten straight out of the can.
Yes.

>>9428846
4me? i like them in spicy tomato sauce
it has a very enjoyable mouthfeel

>>9427542
>being this afraid of middle-aged people

>>9427516
>Why do the Jews not want us to eat these?
So you buy (((their))) over priced lox and whitefish instead

>fish
sorry I only consume land mammals

>>9428938

Love these things, if you get the one in tomato sauce, you can cook up some spaghetti and warm those up and toss it for a super cheap meal. Fishermen's eggs are GOAT breakfast if you have some kippers around. Cook up some onions, mix with the kippers along with some parsley and lemon juice and put it in a coffee mug topped with an egg. Bake it in the oven till your eggs how you like it and then dump it and serve with toast. I actually like doing this with cilantro and lime and I'll put some fresh pico on top after it's out.

>>9427787
>>9428823
Jew here too who likes sardines.

I get the King Oscar brand, packed in oil. They're great on crackers especially with a drop of hot sauce or lemon juice.

I have never eaten sardines before, you just eat them as is? Are there like no bones or something?

>>9427787
>>9428823
>>9428970
Out with you rats. Don't you have some shalom board where you kikes can talk about eating foreskins or whatever it is you do all day?

>>9428979
There are usually some small bones, but they are so small that you can eat them no problem. You can pick them out if you really want to, but it's not usually worth it unless a particularly big piece of spinal column found its way in.

They never go on sale anymore so I stopped eating them as often, but tomato is my favourite. Bread (fresh or toasted) with butter, topped with sardine mixture is super tasty!

I'm seriously getting worried that the secret is out of the bag now on canned seafood and prices will start to go nuts.

>>9429138
Well, you did bump this thread so it's part your fault

>>9427516
>muh jewish boogeyman doesn't want me to eat canned fish!!!
Grow up, stop going on /pol/ everyday, go outside, have sex.

>>9427525
>my wife's son

I eat them over rice
shits good yo

>>9428979
Bones are soft

>>9428839
Eat them on crackers and add some extra flavors like lemon, mustard, horse radish, Worcestershire, or whatever you think sounds good. They're tasty, but can have a strong flavor if you don't like fish.

>>9429215
wonder who's behind this post.......

>>9429319
the Jews want you to have sex
lock yourself in your room and shitpost on /ck/ and don't ever talk to girls to stop them

>>9429353
I'm a jew. That guy should not kill himself

>>9428823
heyy I do this to.

>>9427520
kek

>>9428916
(((True)))

>>9428990
we're here, every shill thread
with every e-celeb we're here,
every hour's production you squander we're here with you

>>9428979
use to pick the bones out when little, now just eat it whole out of the can, delish

I prefer anchovy flats

They actually go really well with avocado. On a piece of toast. I got the idea from Alton Brown's show.
Get triggered, /ck/.

>>9429215
You should buy a sense of humor with some of that jew gold you're hoarding.

>>9429982
>we're here with you
We know.

>>9427516
I thought all seafood is now pretty much corrupted with mercury and pollution, and especially sardines.

Nice try, Jews.

>>9427516
>Why do the Jews not want us to eat these?
What are you even talking about? We eat a fuck ton of those.
T.jew

>>9427516
>the Jews
unironically kill yourself, right now

I believe jews don't want people eating shellfish, not sardines.

>>9427787
>>9427921
>>9428823
>>9428970
>>9429215
>>9430646
>>9430733
>>9430740
wtf I hate sardines again???

>>9430755

>>9430740
Know a lot of Jews and Muslims (including a lot who claim to be atheists but keep kosher/halal for reasons totally and completely beyond me), and when we go out to eat I always get the most delicious most non-kosher thing possible. In particular shrimp/crab/lobster, and bacon-wrapped anything, are great ways to test their faith.

Also, if you want to be free of (((Jews))) and muzzies for whatever reason just move to east or Southeast Asia. They'd simply starve there.

>>9427516
I put them on pizza once (wanted to try anchovies, then bought the wrong fish like a tard). Turned out not so bad, and I'm even a big fish guy.

>>9430790
yeah no muslims exist in east or southeast asia........ FUCKING MORON

>>9430843
Very very few in Japan, Korea, Taiwan, Coastal China, and Vietnam. Would be extremely difficult to eat kosher/halal when basically everything contains pork and shellfish (if only as flavouring).

I used to hang out with some Muslims in Korea and in Japan (not very good Muslims in both cases since they were binge drinking and slut-slaying buddies). It was always a huge pain in the ass to find anything anywhere that they could eat: pretty much just BBQ beef.

>>9430876
>Thinks Japan and Korea are SEA

American detected. Take a gander at how many muslims there are in Indonesia and Malaysia. Oopz!

>>9427787
>>9427817
>>9428970
>>9428990
>>9428823
>>9430646
love 'em

>Why do the Jews not want us to eat these?
Because they're incredibly cheap and absurdly good for you.
Go back to your cheeseburger, goy

>>9429006
It only takes a second when you've got it down. I find it's pretty easy to split the whole fish in half lengthwise then flick the bone out with a knife or finger

>>9427516
Jews love preserved fish. Try spicy smaltz herring on a bagel with lots of cream cheese.

Maybe they want to keep them for themselves?

>>9430832
>a big fish guy
For stew.

>>9428823
Fucking kikes and canned fish. Steve1989 off mreinfo.com opened IP an Israel 24 hour ration and it was almost nothing but canned tune

>>9429353
(((They))) only want black bulls to have sex with your pubescent daughters. Fucking white males only get to clock in every day to earn Mr. Shekelstein his daily geld

>>9431112
>opened IP an Israel 24 hour ration

What did he mean by this?

>>9430876
>binge drinking and slut-slaying
Allah doesn't care what they do in non-Muslim lands....at least that's what they tell themselves.

>>9430613
Nah, mercury is bioacummulative. The longer a fish lives (and the higher on the food chain it is) the more mercury it absorbs. That's why Tuna are so lousy with it. Those motherfuckers live forever and are the Ferraris of the sea, swimming fast as hell and eating the fuck out of smaller fish.

Sardines, OTOH, are small, live fast, and don't have a chance to eat as much mercury laden prey. Now that I think about it, how long until all the oceans mercury pollution is sitting at the bottom of waste water treatment plants?

>>9431142
Shut the fuck up, goyim

Sardines are kosher you clods

>>9428962
I wrote this down

>>9431357
You can also fry them up with taco spices and they're always great over rice with soy sauce.

>>9427516
Do they have bones? What flavor is best? I might try em

>>9427603
My nigger
No one else understands me

>>9431734
they come in whole or fillets, I don't see the whole ones much anymore but those have little crunchy bones in them. I get the ones in olive oil mostly

I've recently been working my way around the canned fish aisle and I don't know who actually eats all this stuff considering the price of much of it. I Can buy a pound of chicken for the same price as one can of kippers.
a lot of it has been pretty disappointing
smoked oysters were just little bland flesh globs, herring in tomato sauce was pretty good but too expensive for the small portion. I ate anchovies straight out of the tin but apparently you aren't supposed to do that as they were uncomfortably salty

>>9431734
>Do they have bones?

You can buy sardines boneless and skinless.

>>9431734
They come boneless but it's sorta silly, the bones disintegrate in your mouth and leave only a slightly weird and flavorless texture. The ribs aren't even noticeable, the only part you can find is the spine which is quite easy to remove with a fork.

>>9430790
Malaysia and Indonesia are full of muzzies.

Challenger approaches

>>9427787
Reported.

>>9428970
>>9429813
>>9430646
Also reported.

>>9427516
I like to smash them up with a bit of mayo and mustard, bit of relish if it's handy and I'm feeling frisky, and eat it on crackers. Drain the oil first.

>low mercury
>sardines

>>9427525
>my wife and her son

>>9431299
>Sardines are kosher you clods
and now i hate sardines

>>9433674
/cᵘᶜk/

>>9428897
If you are middle aged and post on 4chan you're the one with a problem

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>>9433731
Yeah, like all these fucking kids shitting up this place.

>King Oscar 2 for 5$ at Supermarket
you better believe I bought 2

>>9433731
There's a shitload of middle aged people posting on specific boards like /ck/, /k/, /out/ and /diy/. Usually it's the shitass kids who shit up those boards.

They should be an essential part of an young man's diet.
That, along with kippers.

How do I enjoy these on Keto? They're pretty disappointing by themselves. I see crackers seems to be the popular thing, but that's way too many carbs. Maybe a lettuce wrap with cream cheese?

>>9427787
Racism off /b/ is against the rules.

>>9434589
Shred with capers and olives - put over salad and maybe more olive oil.

I hate keto but love the flavors I listed.

>>9427525

The amount of jews here, no wonder every second post gets me banned

>>9438423
WTF are you doing, I have been shitposting and spewing the most toxic and racist bile on 4chan for years and I have never once been banned.

Best sardines comin' thru

>>9438461
I made a thread asking what will make my gf fart, got deleted and I was banned (weird fetishes are now against the rules?)

Made various racially charged yet food related comments in reply to "hurr white ppl" posts. Got banned.

Yet every week I see fruit punch, mcchickens, frozen pizza, copypastas, and "british/american food sucks" threads.

>>9434593
Fuck off nigger

>>9434593
how is /pol/ still floating then wew

>>9438500
You sound like a truly vile person

How do you make the connection between Judaism and sardine? They allow fish.

>>9427525
>I don't get any nookie smelling like fish
Ironic

>>9427542
>>9429233
>>9433674
>Falling for the bait

You guys are the absolute fucking worst, die.

>>9428839
I like to make a pouch out of foil and put them in there with salt,pepper, and lemon juice and heat them in the oven. Then I eat them with mustard. The ones packed in water don't seem to smell as strong as the ones packed in oil if that would bother you.

>>9427525
gr8

>>9433528
Yes, fish that are low on the food chain don't have much mercury.

What would you compare the texture to? I really want to try them but already went to the market today. How salty are they?

>>9431299
Don't (((you))) mean "goyim"?

>>9439028
They have a firm flesh, aren't too fishy, and are pretty fucking good with mustard, mayo, or olive oil.

>>9439028
The texture is like cooked fish. Sardines, salmon, and herring are pretty soft, mackerel has a sort of firm meaty texture.

Sardines in oil or water are hardly salty at all. If they're in a mustard or hot sauce, then obviously that's gonna be a little saltier. Smoked fish like kipper are often noticeably salty, but not even close to anchovy salt bombs.

>>9427525
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>>9427525
nice bait, a (you) for (you)r effort

>>9438651
You sound like a fuckwit

>>9439092
>>9439068
Thanks sounds good

>>9427516
I like to crush them and mix with mayo, mustard and tiny diced onion. Spread on toasted bread. Yum

>>9427516
microscopic parasitic worms
>Worms, in general, are not kosher. But according to Talmudic rules, microscopic worms that grow in the muscles of fish are considered to come “from” the flesh. And even though the idea of them may seem unpalatable, these parasites, which typically go unnoticed by consumers, are nonetheless acceptable by Jewish dietary laws. In contrast, worms that migrate into the fish meat from the guts, say, or elsewhere clearly come from outside the flesh, and the presence of such parasites would render any fish product unkosher.
http://forward.com/culture/160736/a-kosher-can-of-worms/
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>>9428823
>>9428970
>>9430646
you guys suck at being jewish

>>9429138
well canned sardines already range in rpcie from $1.50 to $6 a can. Depends on the brand

>>9428839
Dude put them in the bottom of an oven safe dish and top with a couple cracked eggs, maybe some pepper and salt, and bake that shit still eggs are cooked.
Fisherman's eggs, so fucking good. I buy the canned sardines in tomato sauce.