/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9419469
>I've been putting it on everything. Eggs, wings, ramen, curry
prove it. why would you come onto a mongolian chicken-farming board and lie for pretend internet clout?

>"Hey guys look how tough I am" the thread

>>9419475
>>9419476

Just thought it was weird. It's pretty good.

I've got a bottle of the Jersey fire sauce, it's a bit too hot for me to put straight on food. I've been using it in stir fry, chilli and curries.

I did eat a spoon full of it when I first got it, it's not crazy hot but I don't think I'd enjoy it as dipping sauce.

>>9419485
This is really good for barbeque chicken. I hate the names they have admittedly.

>>9419479
like i said prove it pwussy boi

>>9419516

Well I already ate but here's the bottle.

>>9419541
that doesn't prove shit, post a video of you dumping it on food and eating it

>>9419543
Heh

Aardvark is better

>>9419684
Why do hotsauce bottles have shitty art?

>>9419541
Just dab some on bread and post yourself taking a bite out of, there's no way you're that full you can't manage a bite.

>>9420077
I don't have any bread and I'm 4 beers deep into a 6 pack I'm good for today. I just want to talk about hot sauce and how they think this is that hot.

>>9419541
Oh shit- OP delivars.
I like hot sauce, but nothing too hot. It's kinda just like for adding extra flavor to things. I used to make it with peppers from the garden but I just buy obscure novelty bottles of it when I come across them now.

If you put a fucking skull on your hot sauce, it's like getting a tramp stamp.

You don't belong anywhere other than Alabama.

>>9420253
What about Mexico?

>>9419469
Sudden Death sauces seems hotter to me despite it using less hot chilies, i think it might be the ginseng they put in it

>>9420309

I think mexicans would even be embarrassed by a retarded skull on their sauce. The only morons that do that are people who employ TRUCK NUTS without any irony. Human garbage is what I'm talking about.

>>9419476
second

Has anyone tried the Hot ones hot sauce?
Is it any good?

>>9419469
It's just white people being white people, OP.
Seriously they think garlic is spicy.

>>9420368

slap a skull on it! He's got a beard.. A BEARD!

>>9420336
I bet if you designed a hot sauce bottle it'd be some faggy Bauhaus shit with just "die saus" in lowercase Helvetica on a white background or something

>>9420373

Di Saus. I get it. Maybe just make a good fucking product and stop being a fucking hillbilly.

>>9420376
Nice damage control fag

>>9420368
You're thinking of last generation white people. New gen aren't allowed to like things because it's cultural appropriation.

>>9419492
>Moonshine Madness
>contains bourbon
¿Que?

>>9419469
how much Scoville op?

>>9419469
Why would you want to overpower everything and kill off your tastebuds? Dumb shit if you ask me.

>>9420352
It's very good. Highly recommend. That being said, that new queen majesty sauce they use is even better imo. Can't go wrong with either though.

>>9419541

>those sauce markings on the interior neck of the bottle

OP didn't deliver, the faggot just poured it out

>>9419469
I've got half a bottle of 3am left.

It's... painful.

>>9421074
You're retarded.

>>9420667
Doesn't say.

try the blue one and white one . .. . so good.

>>9419469
Imagine having this frail of a self image that you need to go to a Taiwanese pottery bulletin board to lie about consuming hot foods to make yourself seem "manlier".

>>9422223

>implying that's the intention of this thread.

Fucking, mong.

>>9422231
Then what is the intention of this thread? No one on this fucking board cares that OP can allegedly handle a hot sauce so why would anyone post this thread if the intention was not to belittle people who can't handle said sauce and make yourself seem somehow cooler. Unless of course this is just b8, in which case I'm hooked.

Also nice punctuation faggot.

>>9422274

Op asked a question, retard. Try not being an autist and having a conversation for once.

>>9421074
He _did_ say he had just eaten though...

A humble brag about eating spicy food. You don't have much going on in your life, do you?

It's spicy, but I really enjoy the fruity flavors in it.

>tfw I watched a friend use a brush of it on his pizza

He was not happy

>>9422626

I just had it on pizza. It was really great.

>>9421649
500'000 scoville, hot af but I manage that aswell. nothing for pussys tho

>>9419469
Does that bottle say "with liquid rape?"

>>9422663
The problem I have with a lot of hotter sauces, like Dave's Insanity Sauce, is that they taste like ass and they sit on the tongue, poisoning the taste of everything and the heat is all on the tongue instead of in the back of the mouth.

>>9422777
i prefer using dried bhut jolokias or 7 pots. they have a nice taste but also very hot, 1-2mio scoville.
i add them in a sauce, rather than buying hot sauces, which are mostly artificially made.

>>9422760
Yes it does.

>>9419469
Eh ultra death is their hottest year round sauce. If you want a good fuck you sauce get the source.

>>9422802
Does Jeb Bush look like Archiluxury or am I just too racist to tell the whites apart?

>>9422844
The latter

>>9422844
Are you not a Jebhead?

>>9419686
because its a label for fucking hot sauce not some dumb artist's life work
t. ar """"""student""""""

>>9420667
about tree fiddy

>>9423834
It seriously looks like the paint bottles from my second grade art class.