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What are the best cuisines to become a sissy trap like pic related?

>> No.9418677

>>9418670
soylent

>> No.9418682

>>9418670
Water from plastic bottles

>> No.9418696

>>9418670
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!

>> No.9418719

>>9418670
I'd scramble his eggs if you know what I'm saying

>> No.9418727

>>9418696
Not even close to doing it right
>>9418719
No I don't you degenerate faggot

>> No.9418737

>>9418670
Meth cooking. Maybe then you could afford prostitutes

>> No.9418745

two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

>> No.9418753

>>9418727
>he thinks he's a memester

>> No.9418766
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9418766

>>9418670
tfw James Corden tapped that and you never will

>> No.9418857

>>9418766
nigger

>> No.9418914

>>9418670
I wanna cum deep inside his boipussy while I motorboat his huge fake womanly titties

>> No.9419026
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9419026

Srs answer.
Cut all carbs. High cardio. No lifting. Eat lots of protein and eggs (duck eggs, not chicken), no soda, no sugar, supplements (B12, Vit A), drink LOTS of neat vodka as you want to reduce your zinc and magnesium count.

That's how you get to pic related in about 18 months

(Yes that is me)