/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9411322
What kind of space age knife is that supposed to be anyway?

>>9411336
Calling it a knife is very generous.

>>9411322
Jesus christ

>>9411322
I'm more bothered by that fucking cutting sheet sliding all over the table. That's even more dangerous than the dull knife she's using.

Nothing wrong with her hand placement btw, there's just two other tertiary factors at play here that make this situation much worse than it has to be.

>>9411322
Keep sucking jack's cock you fucking nigger.

>>9412327
>she
>her

Is this your first day here?

>>9412346
Er, sorry. Jack has bitch hands and wears rings that look like they're from those tacky jewelry tv channels for old women.
I feel bamboozled.

>>9412348
>hairy knuckles and veiny hands

i think anon is secretly a dwarf

>>9412356
Or their grandma was a typical Italian baba.

Has Ja/ck/ ever made an actually edible dish?

>>9412448
That mayonnaise cake floating around is over frosted but edible.
Just remember the mayonnaise was made using vinegar from Tammy's rotting vagina.

>>9412460
>That mayonnaise cake floating around is...edible.

How do you know?

>>9411336
Knives with large holes in them like that are usually for cutting cheese, especially sticky cheese like brie so it doesn't stick to the blade.

>>9412605
>>9411336
Its a tomato knife

>>9411336
It's an "As Seen on TV" knife where it's supposed to be super sharp and non-stick from a few years back. My mom sent me one for Christmas and it's shit.

>>9412726
what the fuck is a tomato knife

>>9412851
A curved, serrated knife with a fork at the end because all of your knives are too dull to slice a tomato

>>9412460
Edible, as in you won't get any kind of negative effects from consumption. I don't think that Ja/ck/ has accomplished such a massive feat yet

>>9412851
Dunno man, while we're here any idea what a bread knife is?

>>9412851
Butter knife.
That one has always confused me, any guesses?

>>9412909
>>9412914
The point is that there's no fucking need for a specialist tomato knife. It is obviously intended for tomatoes but what's the point of that? A normal chef's knife cuts tomatoes with no problem. There is no need or point in making a special tomato knife.

>>9412902
if you look at the actual webm you'd see that there are no serrations on the blade and there are no prongs on the front. The fuck are you talking about?

>>9412909
I don't know much about knives but I have inherited a soup spoon.
Any idea what it's meant for?

>>9412930
IDGAF about the webm, you asked what a tomato knife is and i answered

>>9412935
I dunno, but I know you're as sharp as one.

>>9412486
Not him, but one of my hick friends' wife made mayo cake once and it was alright. Mayo is just eggs/oil which go into a cake anyways.

>>9412979
Right, but that cake wasn't by Jack.

I genuinely doubt anything Jack has ever made was edible, even if the recipe itself was in theory.

>>9412988
the cake was by Jack, I have proof right here
please go back to reddlt, the place where those who disparage Ja/ck/ dwell.

>>9413013
Jack literally made you a cake, and you ate it? Or do you simply not understand the difference between "A recipe that Jack used" and "Something thay Jack made"? 'cos I suspect it's the latter.

>>9413015
Jack eats his dishes at the end of every episode, so you're pedantic "it's all inedible X)" point is as retarded as yourself, mate.

>>9413038
>Jack eats his dishes at the end of every episode

Okay? Jack does a lot of things. He fucks his wife too (probably) and I'm not going to attempt that either.

>>9411322
>the fucking strings

anyone got the unrelated link of the vid
-Italian food
-I believe spaghetti bolognese
-cooked by a middle aged woman
-sauce is like 4 cups of oil in which rosemary and onion iirc has fried

can't find it for the life of me

>>9413057
>can't find it for the life of me

Why would you want to find it? It sounds like you've already seen it and concluded it was awful.

>>9413057
enjoy it in good health, food kino fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I&list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac&index=2

>>9413067
How drunk is she?

>>9413062 it's fun to see shit vids haha
>>9413067 tyvm you're the best

>>9413067
Classic.

>>9413070
I *believe* the videos are part of a series, and were intended for college students to watch and then discuss everything that she did wrong. In other words, they are deliberately bad, from the way she chops the onion all the way up.

>>9413114

why do you believe that

>>9413115
Because I swear to god I have seen a reliable source that told the story behind them, and it keeps resurfacing on /ck/ as an explanation, and because nobody could be that retarded without doing it on purpose: even Jack can't manage that level of shit.

Of course I can no longer find the source for that claim, so believe what you like.

>>9413121

i was there when some retard suggested it as a theory in the first place

it is completely implausible and idiotic

>>9413070
She's clearly off her tits on antidepressants.
There's no life in those eyes.

>>9413126
>it is completely implausible
While I admit I have seen no proof either way, what makes you conclude that?

I have never attended cooking school, but for numerous other parts of my education I have seen videos made in that fashion. The video demonstrates various mistakes and the students are supposed to identify them. I've seen it for general industrial safety training, driver's education, operating heavy machinery, and so on.

>>9413121
ever watch kay's good cooking?

which college do you think she teaches at?

>>9413133
Kaye's unemployed on disability benefits, newfag.
Lurk moar.

>>9413132

because you don't pick an eccentric, out there scenario when you want to demonstrate how to avoid the pitfalls of a typical one. it's not like she's going through the motions of making pasta sauce and making every common or obvious mistake. i can only see a couple of 'mistakes' in there. the problem /ck/ has with it is mostly down to her oddball preferences.

not to mention the ludicrous notion that they went through the trouble of authentically staging and acting out a nervy italian housewife in her kitchen.

>>9411322
I can't stand his tacky ring.

>>9413149
>i can only see a couple of 'mistakes' in there

Why the scare quotes around "mistakes"?

>>9413166
>scare quotes
is that like a scarecrow except for grammar?

le chicken man

>>9413149
>it's not like she's going through the motions of making pasta sauce and making every common or obvious mistake

No, she's fucking it up from start to finish. That's the *point* you see. Nothing in that video is a "mistake" as in "Done incorrectly accidentally", it is done incorrectly *on purpose*. The students are supposed to be able to pick out everything that's wrong.

It's not at all surprising that /ck/ can't manage it.

>>9413166

to differentiate between mistakes and other actions for which the video is ridicule, like weird choices or whatever.

using a ton of oil to infuse flavour into your sauce isn't a 'mistake', nor is using canned sauce to make sauce. it works for her.

>>9413172

her chopping method is retarded and she burns the onion and basil. that's all she 'gets wrong'. there are no lessons to a student in any of the rest of the decisions she makes, it would not be useful to show this vid to a culinary student.

>I'm content with the sodium contents of my canned tomato

>>9413174
>using a ton of oil to infuse flavour into your sauce isn't a 'mistake', nor is using canned sauce to make sauce. it works for her.

So you'd actually use those techniques to make a sauce?

>>9413174
>>9413176
How's life treating you these days Marie?

>>9413179

what i would do doesn't have any bearing on this, but that being said i can think of many comparable, but less extreme, examples of those sorts of practices in commonly accepted cooking.

why does he just splay his arms out in a t pose after eating all the time
does the fat around his shoulder force him to stand like that when he's not actively using his arms or something

>>9412327
>Hairy ape knuckles
>her
>she

>>9412926
cut 2kg of tomatoes with your chef knife and then come back and buy my tomato knife off me

>>9412348
lol, dude

>>9413612
It looks like his way of asserting "yeah I made this thing and look it's actually edible, I'm so accomplished".

How does someone have so little understanding of physical objects and motor control? How does that retard still have all ten fingers?

>>9413889
He has plenty of understanding. He fucks up on purpose because idiots watch this shit. He's laughing all the way to the bank.

>>9413812
I think you need to learn to sharpen your knife properly foolio.

>>9413812
>cut 2kg
lol thats nothing
I prep anywhere from 40-60 kg a day at work
all with muh chefs knife

>>9413133
No

>>9413184
*plop*

>>9413067
>>9413114
>>9413126
Anons I don't care why this vid happened I just want to know if there's more. Please someone produce additional Marie vids so I can't absorb her halting delivery, wince at her knife "skills", and feel my heart race as she pours on the oil for flavor. I saw the meatball vid too but I need more more more

>>9413905
So you're a prep cook fucking loser? Don't be too proud of that.

t. sous chef

>>9413967
a gentle reminder that every man, woman and child in the culinary industry are losers, homeboy

>>9412972
Pretty weak desu senpai

>>9413983

>>9413929
Underseasoned post

>>9413905
>bragging about being a prep cook in a banquet kitchen or similarly high-volume production kitchen

you're a half-step removed from being a dishwasher, homie

>>9413975
Nah, just the vast, vast majority of us