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Grape drank

>>9410527
What the hell is that goop?

0 calories m8

Fuck off shills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMP8KfgIv4

>>9410545

>>9410862
>christians

>>9410875
You betcha'.

What's your choice on this fine Siptember afternoon?

I thought I would escape the addiction in this country, but it's even cheaper here

Sippin' a sunrise sip with the sunrise before work.

>>9412852
What country, Annonette?

>>9412885
South Korea. Surprisingly, it tastes the same.

>>9410990
What the fuck is happening in this pic. Are those cymbals?

>>9412946
gotta really give that snakebite some impact

not a meme

>>9410990
I like how concentrated the guy on the left looks.

>>9412852

clean your thumb, bitch

es

>>9413117
>pantti flavored

>>9413117
the worst shit
for me it's monster zero ultra, the original sips, imported from sweden/estonia

i work at a contracted /sip/ factory, AMA

>>9410527
>tfw all the stores you have been to for the last week only had rockstar and redbull inferior sips and you finally find Monster Energy Ultra™ Zero Ultra™ for sale at the Chevron down the street

>>9414678
Do you drink sips yourself?

>>9414723
yeah, started in freshman year of college really. long dumb hours and a bunch of shit going on.

12 hour shifts in the summer i was doing at the time made me feel drained and bored all day, so the sips helped.

i saw the ingredient lists too and realized that it was no more likely to give me cancer then any other liquid jew so fuck it.

Who here /on the rocks/?

>>9414807
doesn't that dilute the carbonation? no thanks

>>9414906
I find the white sips to be a bit strong and sweet... It can handle a little dilution. The ice keeps it nice and cold for longer, which I find leads to a more satisfying sipsperience.

>>9414949
Shit, I had to do that with the Mutant white lightning soda. Too damn sweet.

>>9412852
>12 oz sips
Get your shit together Asia.

>>9410529
Reporting """advertiser threads""" would result in such threads being deleted only if the janitors were as fucking retarded as you, newfag.

>>9414949
Underrated filename

S I P B O Y S

>>9410527
This post brought to you by Monster®

>>9417487
How much does Monster® pay you for this?

No really, how much do they pay you?

Who classic /sip/ here

>>9417550
>This post brought to you by Monster®

>>9417550
literally taking my first sip of it.

>>9417550
You know how I be

>>9417566
This post brought to you by Monster®.

>>9417540
>>9417549
>>9417559
It's ok red bull shill. You can be a sip boy too.

>>9410529
did what I had to do, everyone do the same. Let's keep /ck/ advertisment free.

>>9417578
How do newfags misunderstand this so badly? It's not as if 4chan is the only place on the internet or in life where one encounters satire. You shouldn't be unfamiliar with satire just because this is your first day on 4chan. This shit has been happening for years. Lurk more you fucking dunce.

>>9417578

>>9417540
>op posts rockstar.jpg
>newfag pol shills get btfo about Monster Energy™
You guys should stop and think about your lives for a moment. Where did it go wrong for you? Perhaps you could use a little more in introspection in your lives. A bit more thought and deliberation about the direction of your lives. Once you've straightened that out, you could try a daily Zero Ultra™ to give you a little more bounce in your step and a more positive outlook on life so that you don't end up back where you are today.

>>9417629
Couldn't agree more. I personally enjoy that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ with breakfast, on the drive to work and/or school (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching streaming content and checking my fantasy sports teams on my tablet device.

And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has ZERO calories but still tastes great?

Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for us. Don't you think it's time you try that first sip?

[SPONSORED]

Having a sip of monster punch.

>>9417654
>redbullies on suicide watch

>>9417523
Thanks, bro. When I came up with that name I thought "Jesus, am I that clever or is this the sips talking?"

I'm pretty sure that Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ made it possible either way.

>>9417550
>on the rocks pls
That pineapple citrus taste is my favorite. Best tasting energy drink in the world! And zero calories as well!

>>9410527
Unironically rockstar sour apple. 260 mg caffeine per can

>>9412946
A hillbilly cult in the appalachians believes if they rock out hard enough the spirit of jesus will enter them, and they can handle venomous snakes without fear.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling

AAAA HEL P AAAAA TOO MUCH SIP TOO MUCH SIP

>>9418987
No such thing. Sip more.

>>9410527
>54 / 21 / 32 / 1
Sage for samefagging advertisers

>>9419487
>33 unique posters in a thread with 56 posts
Sorry you forgot what samefagging is, friend.

>>9419487
I'm wondering what you think it means to sage a thread.

>>9419508
>>9419577
sage for advertising

Plain 'ol watah.
Also sage.

>>9410527
>general

live

>>9418987
Cotton candy flavor sounds disgusting

>S I P P I N G for a solid two months after discovering /sip/ threads
>try and go cold turkey for a week before next paycheck and funds are low
>become noticeably more irritable and gain a more general apathy for doing anything
>finally cave after four days
>nearly instantly feel better
>lust for life regained
>tfw you fags literally got me addicted to a memedrink

Anyone got a clue about japanese gin?
I'm in Japan right now and looking to get a bottle or two to bringa back home.
What should I look for?

absolutely blows my mind how some people can shitpost about drinking a soda day in and day out and feel no regret about what went wrong in their lifes

plain water out of the tab. since I live close to mountains and it's coming freshly from the spring.

Love the artificial flavor but hate whats in it.
Anyone know some non cancer alternatives to the common drinks, especially white/orange/yellow monsters?

>>9413117

I'm sipping a blue for the first time this morning. I LOVE white and orange. This blue though - It's got a lot of wild berry flavor, and I think its just not for me. I'm gonna try purple or yellow next. Ultra blue IS making me feel energized though. I feel good and I'm ready to take on my day.
>thank you sips
>i feel very blessed

>>9420772
>stop liking things that I don't like
absolutely blows my mind how some people can shitpost on a Bohemian knitting and image sharing website about other people posting on a Russian military defense budget request for proposal management and image sharing board about not drinking soda day in and day out and feel no regret about what went wrong in their lives

>>9420904
>I feel very blessed
That's sippin baby

S I P B O Y S

SIP BOYS

>>9410527

Drinking the OG organic as they were out of the strawberry at my local sip purveyor.

For anyone bitching about it having calories and sugar i'm sorry brushing your teeth and moving around keeps you drinking endocrine disruptors.

>>9413081
>FAZE
>G Fuel
You can't honestly be this dense can you anon

>tfw 3 for $5
>tfw the last one rings up a penny cheaper
>that sip is the best of them all

>>9420904
The purple one (ultra violet) is grape flavored. Just tried it yesterday. It's not bad, but I preferred the blue.

Sips are disgusting, can't believe i fell for the meme.

>>9421483
>butt obliterated red bull shill detected

>>9421483

Don't mind me, just a friendly sipper passing through. I want to remind you to make every day count! Stay safe out there!

Comfy sip from this morning at work. Worked in a house with a killer view.

>>9423263
>>9422053
>>9421914

Everything monster energy makes has , in my opnion, a nasty aftertaste.

No way around it. I liked Monster Khaos ( the orange juice one ) but even it suffers the same result.

Bawls is the ultimate sip, it is light and refreshing with no odd aftertaste. Even when flat and tepid, it's flavor is preserved. A warm, flat monster I would consider to be impalatable to anyone with a sensible taste bud

the good shit

>>9423290
>I like drinks with corn syrup
>zero ultra is impalatable[sic]
non-sippers... when will they learn?

>>9414906
gases dissolve better in cold liquids so no, unless you mean the ice melting and diluting the sip, then yeah

Who else / 'go 'sip /

>>9423502
Holy shit

>>9423919
Jesus, your poor poor innards

>>9414906
>not following the example of /ourgod/

>>9420145
If you wanted to try adding electrolytes and make some kind of energy drink gatorade, you could add 2 tablespoons of sugar, and 1/2 teaspoon each of salt and potassium chloride.

Using kool-aid to make gatorade is way cheaper than buying it.

t. biker

>>9425016
wtf is this gfuel shit

>>9425181

freeze dried water

>>9420904
my autistic friend calls the blue ultra

"cloud water"

I wonder if we've overtaken RedBell by now?

Source: https://www.caffeineinformer.com/the-15-top-energy-drink-brands

hey guys new sipboy here for the markeing meme haha. just tried red and ultra and they are pretty good I'd give the ultra a 7/10 and the red a 8/10, I like it a little better, for me its just a better sip

next up is orange sunrise, thanks for reading boys

The reason I always choose redbull is because Red Bull Inc. has huge sponsorships of a lot of sports events like the air races, rallycross, flugtag, etc. I feel like I'm helping to finance cooler stuff than just drinks. Does Monster have their hands in anything cooler than minor sponsorships advertising their drinks?

>>9425439
I just tried red this morning (pic related, traffic sucks, lol!). I thought the ranking was as follows:
White>orange>red>[gap]>blue
White, orange, and red were all great. Blue is probably good if you like berry flavor. I'm just not a fan. Next up, yellow or purple.

>>9425198
It grew on me a little. Was better a little watered down on the rocks.

>>9425547
Yellow is really gross

>>9412852
N O R C A L
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>>9425613
I bought 3 as they were being discontinued. Haven't tried one yet. Maybe tomorrow, but I'm jonesing for a white.

>>9424985
don't do this, it makes mustard gas

>>9425627
They taste like the smell of a freshly-cleaned public restroom. Lemon with a hint of ammonia

Thanks for getting me back into Red Bull guys

>>9413117
I fucking knew this would get brought up

>>9425706
Dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

>>9425624
Z E R O C A L
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>drinking energy drinks
Grow up you goddamn underage NEETs
Pic related is a real sipper

>>9425926
*sips fedora*

>>9425926
>literal poison

>>9426005
Aww, what a cutesy can

>>9425926
>drinking empty calories
>so you can get inebriated like a degenerate
>not drinking zero calorie motivation tonic
>not being stimulated to the point of contributing to society

N O N S I P P E R

>>9425547
>traffic sucks, lol!
S I P B O Y S

>>9426117
S I P P A S T A 2 0 1 7

Which one of you was this?

>>9426301
>someone is so bitter they take a picture of someones drink

>>9426301
nyc?

>>9426005
>>Literal poison
>In defense of energy drinks.
Kek.

these threads used to be great, now theyre invaded by shills, what happened???

>>9425547
>he drives a GMC

>>9413081

My nigga. I have tropical rain and lemonade. I tried the sampler, but nothing really sticks out as a favorite. What's your fav/rec for my next order?

>>9427517
>swervin on dem sips
Its a Pontiac g8 gxp with a 6 speed manual and the corvette ls3.
M A N U A L B O Y S

>>9426679
hi, /sips/ do not contain poison

t. sip factory employee

>>9427631
I'm so sorry

>>9410527
99 xpresso. i drank earlier, passed out, then went and got more. i have to drink (not HAVE, but you know) because I'm out of weed, since the hurricane Irma I haven't heard from my dealer.

>>9427641
Don't feel bad. Its not a car I have to drive. Its a car I want to drive, and its just the daily family hauler. There are other toys too.

>>9427514
2 0 1 7

>>9427791
I tried to get in the passenger seat in one of those kit cars and couldn't fit in it. My legs are to long.

They're nice to look at though.

>>9427853
This one has a modified passenger foot well so that it will accommodate super tall people. But the drivers side is built specifically to fit ME. One of the perks of building/owning your own.

>>9427974
adult autism

>that first sip of the early morning

>>9428767
>drinking energy drinks with an empty stomach
enjoy death at 60

>>9428891
>implying

>>9428891
>implying sippers aren't crippled with depression and would welcome death at a moments notice

sippin

>>9429366
More like leanin', GTFO with your heart stopping potion RedGuard

>South African sips are 500ml - 16.9oz
>an extra .9oz
The real question is why is this in a vending machine here in New Jersey

best

>>9429379
Skooma?

>>9430109
It bitty babby itty bitty boat

Punch energy = womp womp...
Mango Loco = Bazinga!

>>9430643
nice ford focus

Just got a pink sip

>>9427514
This is the most ridiculous statement I've ever seen in a sip thread.

>>9430796
False

sip