/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9404314
>7/11 taquitos
mmmmm

Roastbeef, yay!

>>9404314
I'm gonna shit myself to death, pic related.

>>9404314
>eggs on toast
pretty much 90% of my meals already. ill be fine

>>9404346
get that cholesterol checked anon

Tiramisu

>>9404314
>soft shell crab po' boys erry day
I'd get fat as fuck but it could be worse.

>>9404314
Lentil curry with rice. I think I might get sick of it but nutritionally I should be ok

>>9404314
>terrible pre prepared saurkraut
Oh no wait I ate chocolate after that, still I'm fucked either way.

>>9404314
Sunflower seeds

Chicken and bacon salad, meh

My own skin. Fuck.

>>9404314
>quesadilla
my health is fucked

>had a small chocolate-covered nut as dessert right after eating an amazing curry
Fuck!

Pasta, WELL, could be worse

>>9404475
shieeeeeeet
my toenails

>>9404314

> homemade cheese pizza that got burnt since I broke my pie pan and had to put the pizza in the oven on the frying pan I used to brown the crust

Ehh.

>mince pie

Good thing the malnutrition will get me before the heart disease and diabetes kick in.

I could make a go of it.

well..

As long as I can have coffee with it, I think I could make it work

>>9404314
sausages and milkybars

>>9404314
>tendies

hell be fine

>>9404314
How fucked am I? I live on the west coast of florida...how fucked do you think I am?

>>9404572
I can't blame... the salt thing I ate is jizzed cookies :3 yum!!
OP that means I play the cookie game whenever i got to eat?

>borrelnootjes
Welp, I'm going to die due to lack of nutrition

>Costco's Pepperoni Pizza

As long as I can pick off the pepperoni, I'm good. I only ate it because that was the only half that was left over.

>cheese and tomato sandwich
Not the worst thing.

Homemade miso ramen, i'd be totally okay with that

>publix tendie sub
I'll be just fine

>Rolled Potatobread
>With butter, sugar and cinnamon
I will die of malnutrition first. Its pretty good.

>>9404314
Hmmm, not horrible, but not good either.

>two toasts with hole cut in them
>do them in a pan with button and put small eggs in the holes
> in the same pan glaze a bit of onion
>put that between the toats with eggs inside
>bit of cheese for glue, one slice of tomato too
>serviced on some ice lettuce leafs
>for sauce mayo + ketchup + some hot sauce
>some sliced cherry tomatoe son the side

It was okay, but I wouldn't want to eat it every day.

>>9404609
Grilled cheese with tomato soup. Goodbye arteries.

A mini size ended up as three servings it was so rich. I'd take the cowards way out.

>>9404533
Boiled?

Homemade chicken tenders with a pretty dank ass breading and some sweet chili sauce.

Time to move to /r9k/.

Tuna salad with purple lettuce and heirloom tomato. I could last maybe 90 days before suicide.

A ham sandwich with American cheese and wheat bread. I suppose it could be worse.

>>9404864
>he doesn't know

>>9404314
Two scrambled eggs with cheese, corned beef hash, home fries, eye toast with butter, and an iced coffee.
Treated myself to a rare diner unhealthy splurge breakfast.
Eventually I'd probably just eat the eggs on toast.
>potato as only vegetable forever
Whew!

A KitKat after eating a cup of easy mac and a cold corndog. I don't know if I should be happy I ate that KitKat or not. It was better than the colddog but the mac'n'cheese was good and is probably healthier than the candy bar

>>9404314
grilled chicken salad with diet canada dry. imokaywiththis.jpg

I won't last long

I should be fine until the nitrites/nitrates and saturated fats give me cancer and heart attacks.

Green apple, fuuuuck

won't last a week.

Well this is what I'm finishing right now.
A curry rice with a pork cutlet a fresh cabbage side salad (which I've already finished) some pickled cabage and a bowl of miso.

It's pretty good.

>>9405698
>custard apple
at least it's tasty

>chickpea pancake with cheese, corn, crème fraîche, spinach, baked beans and dry-cured ham
I'll be p good.

>>9404864
It's a southern snack food. You take raw peanuts (they're softer than what you'd usually eat) then you boil them in salty water. It's pretty popular to boil them with other seasonings especially Cajun seasonings. A lot of people crack open the shell in their mouth, suck out the juices, and spit the shell out. I've never tried them, but I imagine if you like peanuts you would enjoy them.

>>9404314
Pizza lunchable. Guess I'm fucked in about a year.

nice piece of bread with some hot coppa. I'll be good on flavor for a while but dunno about nutrition

Glasses of ovaltine made with whole milk. Well at least my nutrition will be fine. I'll have diahrea forever though.

>chili dogs
i have a fighting chance

looks like I'm fucked

chorizo sandwich and some french fries. guess im dying early from all this oil lol

>>9408255
You will become an Italian in no time

>>9404314
a square of lindt milk chocolate and half a cup of milk

i wont survive

a big mac and orange creamsicle soda

i have made a grave mistake

Chorizo scramble with mostly egg whites but one yolk included, onions, bellpeppers, jalapenos, and salsa on a corn tortilla. I guess I'll last a while at least.

not even mad

Pizza hut stuffed crust pizza

Practically live off this garbage now I think I'll be alright

>>9408680
>see nutritional facts for sodium content
kek

>>9405953
>eats curry with chopsticks

>>9407763
Lmao me too bro except I got the shitty warheads ones

>scrambled eggs
Can they be any kind or the specific meal?
I overheated the pan and they came out kind of bad.

>>9408930
im prepared to die salty
totally worth it

Fuck I just tried this and I hate it I give my self a day before I an hero

>>9404314
>supreme pizza
Thank goodness. I'm not going to die of malnutrition

>>9404314

Laura Lynn Hot 'n Spicy Pork Rinds
this is gonna be a fun eternity

>>9404314
>Bruschetta with tomato, mozzarella, onion, prosciutto crudo, wurstel and tuna

Nice

>>9408680
neoguri mild > spicy

Various sushi (or specifically salmon nigiri).

Idk mang, it's my fave but I'm totally in trouble.

>>9404457
wait, pourable mustard?
is there non-pourable mustard?

anyway
>a dorito
i will die of scurvy

>broccoli

I'm not fucked, but I am fucked.

>>9404864
>>9406228
I never heard of them until I moved to Alabama. My first reaction was disgust. Years later, drinking beer with a friend, finally tried some. They can be pretty damn good. The ones in those cans are great actually. I prefer the Cajun seasoned ones myself. Some convenient stores sell them hot. pic related

>>9405953
That curry looks light and thin, no chunks of vegetables. I think I'd like mine better.

>>9410201
They're definitely not what you'd expect, right?

You can really tell that they're legumes when you eat them boiled.

>>9404314
Pork ramen with scrambled egg cooked in. Seasoned with soy sauce and sesame seed.
I could make it for a while, but holy fuck it'd get boring quick.

>>9410204
Doesn't taste like peanut butter if that's what you mean. A roasted peanut is closer I guess but if you've had a raw peanut that would be closer. Just not as bitter because of boiling and salt. If you ever come across a can like anon posted, give them a try. Either you found a new snack or you wasted about $2. I usually eatthem while drinking beer. Goes well with each other. Doesn't dry your mouth out like roasted peanuts.

McDonald's Signature burger: bleu & bacon with fries and a Fanta
11,70€ every meal

>Some southwest trail mix

My blood vessels will be nothing but salt before long.

Fried rice and spicy chicken. Due to me putting lemon juice on the chicken, i think that i could last a while.

>>9404314
>scrambled eggs that are overseasoned and unbalanced flavorwise
>undertoasted toast without any fixings
I give myself one fucking afternoon.

>>9404314
>nachos
I'd be okay

I ate a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's. At some point the chicken got all rubbery. It was weird.

I dont wanna eat that for the rest of my life..

I'm on day 2 and only halfway through a digiorno pizza, I already want to throw it away

>>9404314
>oven-baked frozen premade ham pizza

Could be worse

Spinach, parsley, carrot, blueberry, cacao nib, homegrown cherry tomato, red capsicum, almond milk smoothie with a scoop of grass fed whey protein
I'm gonna live forever

Dried mango, could be a lot worse but F my teeth

Roast lamb and veggies.

I'm ok with this

Just some fried chicken, it was good but I'm gonna get fat

>>9410168
I suppose you can still drink what you want so just have a glass of lemonade every now and then

An orange. This is gonna suck

At least I'd get some protein from the peanuts I guess

And I sure wouldn't go hungry

>>9405953
>>9410203
My curry.

>>9404314

Marmite on white toast + salted butter, and a glass of cold full fat milk.

Heaven.

pho
i'm ok with this

>>9404314
>4 of these fuckers washed down with a can of America

JUST

Butthole, prepare thyself

Slice of American cheese

beer

good golly gee fuckin wiz how will i ever survive

>>9411300
We will write that on your grave stone

Spicy soba noodles with chicken and a dank IPA

>>9409781

your tongue is weak. The hotter the better

King ribb + white pudding

Well it could be worse.

>rice
>fried chicken
>greens
>beef curry
Absolutely phenomenal. I can still smell it on my hand, hmm hmmm so good!

>>9404314
cheddar and jalapeno cheetos. could be wose i guess

>>9404314
>two hot dog buns flattened out and toasted with butter and red raspberry preserves
Please no.

>>9404314
Goddamn I'd be happy as fuck. And fat as fuck. Taco Bell steak queserito box with soft taco and cool ranch Doritos taco with a large Baja blast

>>9404314
entire meal? or just a snack?

at a nice pot roast with a burger with some mates before heading home. might get stale but the veggies in the roast and the seasoned fries would keep it from being sad fora while.

>>9404314
Protein bar.

>>9404314
>shredded pork ribs on hot dog buns with mustard/honey mix
>coca cola
wew, I'd live fucking forever

>>9404457
>pourable fucktard
i had a nice chuckle, thanks anon

hot dogs on whole wheat buns with egg mustard potato salad. I will probably contract gout

salmon, potatoes and hollandaise
i could do way worse i guess

Spaghetti. Just linguine with tomato sauce and grated cheese on top.

That would get boring pretty fast.

>>9404314
I'd have to eat burgers forever, which would be a pretty bad thing.

>>9405698
Oh yeah, overeating those can actually poison you really badly.

>>9411582
I fucking love Samyangs

The Italian grinder from old Chicago. Pizza will get old very fast

Chicken fettucine alfredo.

I'll be dead within a week.

Shrimp Shumei

Shrimps.

>>9404314
>spaghetti bolognaise

hm....I love a good spag bog but...i get real tired of it fast.

>>9412808
>bolognaise
>BOLOGNAISE

No wonder you got tired real soon, I can't imagine what kind of shit you ate.

>>9404864
as a southerner ive eaten them so often i still find it surprising only people in the south know about it. seems like one of the few things that would actually take off elsewhere

>medium steak
i probably could eat this the rest of my life but ive been having heart problems so im sure not very long

>>9412814
Huh?

I cooked it myself. Tasted fucking beautiful. I just seem to get full pretty quickly when I eat it. Not too bad and always tastes better the next day anyway so I got some left for lunch tomoz

>dry bread that was hard as fuck with decent cheese
yikes

>>9412838
It's called Bolognese.

>>9404314
Bacon egg and cheese cheddar bay biscuits. I'd be happy for a while, truth be told.

>>9404314
>Pantoasted bagels with bearnaisé sauce and a glass of milk

Wouldn't mind eating that for the rest of my life

Lox and bagel eggs benedict, far from the worst thing to eat forever I guess. Lots of fish and eggs and some veggies

>cheesey spinach & cream penne
It was a below avg cafeteria meal. I'll die on the toilet from malnutrition.

>>9412842
Might as well don your beret now, Piérre

>>9413085
You'll live forever actually

>>9404314
roasted chicken with rice and beans. not bad desu.

>>9404314
>cheap pre-prepared Indian black bean curry and undercooked rice drowned in tobasco

>>9404314
protein bar hard boiled eggs,apple,yogurt it could be worse

>thin spaghetti w/ onions garlic, diced tomatoes, fresh parsley, garlic salt, paprika, pepper flakes w/ a lil too much parmesean
more daddy

>Maruchan ramen noodles
I'd be dead in a week. I just had to wake up late today, I would have made a panini instead.

Pork tenderloin sandwich.
I wouldnt be against it.

>>9404314
Those crepes look so good, I would love a few. But yeah.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPzPhEp5HE

Stauffer's frozen lasagna and tomato with bleu cheese salad. Apothic Dark wine to drink. I'm actually ok with this.
inb4 shitty wine
It's cheap and quite tasty. Wine snobs are the fucking worst.

curry flautas with asian rice. im set 4 life.

>Publix sub

Pic related.
Would be pretty happy desu. Healthy, easy to cook and tasty.
Just chuck it in the microwave for two minutes.

>>9404314

We got pizza for football, with one pizza that was anchovies and mushroom, and then a pizza that was half pepperoni and half chicken & tomatoes. I could survive off of this, right?

The variety is alright I guess... but I don't love pizza as much as most.

>>9410948
Would eat

Falafel Sandwich and Fries.
Guess I'm going vegetarian now. It was delicious at least.

>>9404314
>SeaPak butterfly shrimp
Probably unhealthy, but I'm okay with that.

Egg drop soup with mushrooms and green onions. I'd probably last a while

>>9404314
Do any of you assholes actually cook food?

spinach salad that was gross, because i am fat

i would kys myself right away

>>9404314
>4 for 4 deal at Wendy's
Fuck me nigga I am already doing this shit for lunch 5 days a week. CURSE YOU WENDY'S AND YOUR RIGHT MEAL FOR THE RIGHT PRICE

>>9404314
I ate whole wheat noodles with spinach and canned sardines in olive oil. It's a meal I like and pretty nutritionally rich, I think I'm set.

>>9407763
>vigorously suck
>cut my tongue on plastic

Eggs, liver pudding, cheese, and whole wheat English muffins. Just fine with me.

>>9416403
I mean I like it, but I don't know if I'll die from malnutrition, diabetes, or kill myself first.

>>9416414
I forgot about the twelve pack of beer.

>>9404588
what?