/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Kill myself

>>9404230
>What do you do?
Sage report and hide thread.

>>9404230
>deactivate
There's no sprout, retard.
Do you have any idea what you are talking about or do you just mindlessly parrot bullshit because in your head it sounds amusing?

>>9404230
dumb cunt.

>>9404230
kek this is some quality shitposting

>>9404230
>no wires
Panic and flush it down the toilet

>>9404236
sprouted almonds =/= activated almonds

sprouted almonds need to be soaked much longer

>>9404357
Shhh, don't argue with an autist. Just let it be in it's little world.

>>9404230
Just chuck it in the microwave for two minutes

Pull the plug.

I soak it in a dilute solution of phytic acid

>>9404230
Call 911
I'm not qualified for that shit.

magnet

>>9404230
Toss it into the nearest black hole

>>9404230
Squeeze and suck the titty milk out of it.

>>9404230
I don't, if it was it's choice

>>9405585
>Those two at the bottom that don't move

Hnnnngggg

>>9404230
Once that almond is activated, there is no way back.

Bake it in the oven.

>>9404230
10/10 post

>grab your chalice with collodial silver
>careful with that!
>add a sprinkle of dietary supplements
>it has to be the organic ones from the other end of the world
>because nothing says organic like a shipping of 6000+ miles
>mix it 1/10000 so it gets stronger
>mix that with as much piss as you can gather
>it's not clear whether piss is healthy or not, so don't risk anything and mix it at least 50:50
>the more the better, because otherwise it would be more potent poison
>shake for 12 hrs and drink it
>eat and drink what's left over because fuck it
>forgot that you only had 5mins time and are already dead probably
yeah, that should do the trick.
and then run away

How in gods name did you not hammer

>>9405561
You mean suck the almond milk out of it?

>>9406620