/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no one better post THAT fucking chili recipe I swear to god

>>9376761
If it's like pic related, i would like it...

Anyone got something to contribute?

>>9377030

>>9376746
Oats, bananas, honey, milk.

>>9377030
So, should i try it?

>>9376746
>Store-bought pizza dough.

Why?

>>9377087

>>9377087
all of these should have picture of the culprit

>>9377118
No need to take it seriously!

>>9377082
>this is a recipe in America

>>9377193
Liar !
Those glorious eggs are illegal

>>9377073
that would be tricky to cook the meat enough and have the egg still runny. maybe if you put the egg right after you flipped

>>9377162

All this are good, but not exactly the most healthy, where are you vegans?

>>9377271
>All this are good

Are you serious? They're 90% bait images

>>9377276
You can always make changes/get ideas from them...

did someone say chili?

>>9377298
fuckin legend, is it any good?

>>9377298
he's using ground beef and trying to cover his shitty recipe with memes and xD random attitude

>>9377118
recipe infographics are made for people that are shitty cooks

>>9377419
>recipe infographics are made by people that are shitty cooks

fixed that for you

>>9377298
>"we do it live"
>old dried McCormick seasoning

>>9377118
because people don't know what cold fermenting is

>>9377454
made by shitty cooks to be used by even shittier cooks

>>9377193

>kinder
>America

try again

>>9377502
it's an old photo, I saved it from /b/ like a decade ago

>>9376746
Me and the kid are making that tomorrow. Tanks OP.

>>9377488
>pepperoni and ice cubes

>>9377105
D..does this work!..

>>9377515
Thanks for the blog post

>>9377529
yeah, it's the best invention since muffin tops

>>9377533
And yet somehow his post wasn't as gay as yours
Crazy how life works out

>>9377267
... um.. Yeah?
No?

>>9377298
>take McCormick seasoning packet
>throw it out
>make your own identical seasoning blend with...store-bought McCormick seasonings

every fucking time

>>9377118
>he doesn't live in a place where the storebought dough is made every day inhouse

Hahaha fucking flyovers

>>9377521
I was about to correct you and say it says "pepperoni and cheese cubes" but i double checked the pic and shat my pants instead.

>>9377555
reminds me of the tards who go "durr durr store bought fresh pasta sucks because all I have is walmart"

>>9377298
>playing music off a psp
i thought they could only play porn

>>9377732
Awful.

>throw that McCormick seasoning packet out
>replace it with identical McCormick seasonings that have been in the spice cabinet for even longer

How many neckbeards did he trick with this post?

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>>9377082
I would actually puke if I had to eat that.

And this is coming from a guy who once bought Kinder Surprise eggs and Nerds to try and re-create the experience of a Nestle Wonder Ball, with much success and no regrets.

>>9377298
I always forget about the PSP and it gets me every time

>>9377408
His entire cookbook is like that.

>>9377728
looks like a turd

All of these look fucking vile.

>>9378010
>I'm_from_4chan_and_I_hate_everything.jpg

>>9378025
No only this shit that looks like it was thrown together by some teenagers without a fucking clue.

>>9378025
did you just unironically defend recipes that involves stacking craft cheese and fried bologna as some sort of valuable recipe database?
Nothing there gets above "I'm 10 and mom let me use the oven for the first time" level of cooking

>>9378088
so? More advanced preparation doesn't necessarily make food any better
it's food for fucks sake, there is nothing to prove here, any sort of elitism is idiotic, id it tastes good that means it's good

>>9378025
you don't have to be "from 4chan" to be repulsed by this garbage

>>9378098
go back to redit then

I hate these infographics. I'm like a 95% vegetarian (only eat meat about once a week), and every single infographic is hurr durr bacon hurr durr sauteeing chicken and veggies

How about like a fucking curry or a bean/lentil dish or something.

>>9378102
I don't understand your reasoning.

>>9378104
>only eat meat about once a week

More like 85.71% vegetarian
however if you round up that's still a faggot

>>9378109
>you don't have to be "from 4chan" to be repulsed by this garbage

that implies that you are not from 4chan, how else would you know

>>9378121
Common sense.

yo im from outer space and I prefer non-meme recipes with actual instructions instead of this garbage

all the food is disgusting bullshit too fuck

>>9378125
If you had common sense you would be able to word your sentences correctly, redit

>>9377554
>>9377456
his reasoning and altitude is retarded, but say they change your favorite chilli mix because they want to be pennywise, the company goes bankrupts or the supermarket stops selling for some reason
sure, you will probably be able to recreate it after some tries if you aren't retard, but if you know what spices you need and in what ratio, you will always be able to make it right away

>>9378118

I usually eat three squares per day, so 1/21 meals = 95.2%.

>>9378137
How are they not?

>>9378149
holy fuck stop being autistic, I already explained my joke to you

>>9378148
Three squares? You segment your meals into squares?

>>9378154
Oh right, you were only pretending to be retarded. I see.

>>9378173
Repeating things you read on 4chan doesn't make you cool, reditor
especially when they make no sense, as you're being the one who is a thick ape that needs stuff being explained to them

>>9378179
>Repeating things you read on 4chan
You mean like calling anything that offends you "reddit?" Okay, I think I see what you're getting at.

>>9378185
Don't even bother, reditor
You've been outplayed several posts before, now you're just embarrassing yourself

>>9377211
Why not just use bigger tortillas? I swear everyone that makes these verticals is retarded.

>>9378196
>Don't even bother
Sounds good to me.

>>9377095
This looks and sounds incredibly greasy but it probably tastes great.

>>9377904
This fucking retard made a cookbook? Is it just 100 pages of shitty vertical recipe graphics or did he actually write regular recipes? Why would anyone buy a cookbook from someone who only has an extremely basic grasp on cooking?
It's like taking piano lessons from someone who can only play twinkle twinkle little star.

>>9377904
link?

>>9377746
i used to make this but with a filet o fish in as well we called it the mc land air and sea

>>9378097
>advanced preparation
Nigger it's baloney. It's the worst deli meat

>>9377030
Twas a great day for /ck/. Too bad the video disappeared.

>>9378446
I saw it posted here within the last month

>>9377738
OK, this is old as fuck. Has anyone even attempted making this and what was the result, other than diarrhea?

>>9377554

The individual spices are cheaper than the seasoning packet. If it's taco seasoning it also gives you the opportunity to cut back on the salt. Pre-mixed taco seasoning has a shitload of salt in it.

>>9378761
>Pre-mixed taco seasoning has a shitload of salt in it.
this

I just bought a bound of chili puder with no salt added

>>9377206
>ragefaces
How fucking faggoty

>>9377298
>being a cringy tryhard
>liking Gunblivion
It's like pottery, it rhymes

>>9378641
anybody dumb enough to try it probably died in the aftermath

>>9377732
I would tell you to kys, but your dietary habits are doing it for you.

>>9379542
To be fair this was back when they were cool and still just a 4chan thing. They suck now because reddit and 9gag stole them.

Will there ever be any of these picture guides that aren't greasy artery clogging messes? Or do they exist but nobody saved them because they're boring?

>>9377298
I don't understand why this recipe gets so much shit
as far as verticals go, it's actually good cause they are straight garbage 90% of the time

>>9376746
That is absolute fucking trash, stop posting here.

>>9377082
One time I filled a Lindt chocolate bunny with melted fondant to make a big fancy creme egg, don't know how I didn't contract type 2 beetus

>>9377095
looks majestic until cheese ruined everything

>>9377086
I puked a little.

>>9377082
good lord

>>9377082
>This is illegal in Clapistan

>>9379977
>looks majestic
>greasy potatoes with greasy onion
>20 eggs with 20 sausages on top

so this is what majestic means in burger land

>>9377086
What the fuck this is not even a rice krispie bar, just a block of marshmallow with some rice krispies. Way too much mallows

>>9377247
This is sin

>>9377298

My old roommates little brother tried to make this recipe, totally fucked it up and burned 10% of the chili to the bottom of the pan. Also if you put green beans in chili please contemplate suicide.

>>9379643
no it wasn't. looking at the comic/recipe you can see the face from panels 4 and 5 are the ones that reddit made.

>>9378641
In like 2008 or so my roommates did this with two loaves of tomato foccacia bread. It was okay.

>>9377224
I remember this being posted in /v/ back in 08-09. My roommates and I made this all the time back in college. It was so delicious and fun!

2008 coming through.

Official Recipe for “Egg in a Basket Grilled Cheese Sandwich”:

Ingredients:
-2 slices of bread
-2 eggs
-1 slice of cheese
-butter

Directions:
1: Cut a circular hole in both pieces of bread with the mouth of a drinking glass.
2: Melt some butter in a hot skillet.
3: Place one slice of bread into the hot skill.
4: Break an egg into the hole of the bread in the skillet; lower the fire/heat to near-lowest setting.
5: Place the slice of cheese on top of the egg and bread in the skillet.
6: Place second slice of bread on top of the slice of cheese.
7: Break second egg into the hole of the top piece of bread and cheese.
8: Cover the skillet with a lid; cook for a few minutes or until egg on top is starting to turn white without burning the bottom.
9: Carefully flip the entire sandwich; cover and cook until golden brown on both sides.

Tips:
-Low heat and a lid are essential. This will depend on your skillet and stove top; experiment.
-Hold the bread down slightly until the first egg has had time to cook ever-so-slightly to prevent it from floating the bread up and oozing under it and out.
-Fry/toast the cut out pieces separately and eat.

>>9380103
Someone's alternative version.

>>9380105
Yet another.

>>9380119
That belongs in the food gore thread

>>9380124
You'd think that, but they you've never done it and eaten it. It was more amazing than I'd ever give credit.

>>9380002
It should be but if you try to make lards eat vegetables they cry about how it's like a second holocaust

>>9380137
My gout makes me a rough tough independent strong silent cowboy type. Vegetables are for the vegans. I successfully killed an animal using a rifle once, therefore I'd be better off if society collapsed just as I know it will any day now.

>>9380114
>Smoked Bacon Cheese Spread

>>9377239
I feel like hotdogs stopped being good when I turned 25

>>9380114
do americans really boil their ramen in soap?

>>9380217
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean_eating

>>9378457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I&list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac&index=2

>>9380173
Maybe having children will let us all reexperience the magic of wrapping random shit in cookie dough and deep frying it.

>>9380217
>he doesn't know about skillet fried water

>>9380173
Much the same here. There's just no substance to them and I have to eat like 5 of them to even notice I've eaten anything and that's mostly bread. So, I have to load them up with lots of toppings. I switched to bratwurst. Now 1 brat with only a bit of topping is more than enough for me. I can't go back to hotdogs.

>>9376756
>2400 calories
>$10
2400 should be eaten daily when you try to gain weight. A month has 31 days. Are you telling me you spend $310 dollars on food per month?

>>9378148

Jesus christ what a fucking faggot

>>9378104
kill yourself

>>9380119
those bacon strips form a swastika in pic 3

>>9377488
fried pizza looks good

>>9377298

>"I keeps it classy"
>playing music off a PSP

>>9377082

>>9378245
https://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Comically-Recipes-Youll-Actually/dp/0399164049

http://www.cookingcomically.com/

>>9377082
hmmm?

>>9377732
I'm having trouble with the last step

>>9377298
>watch facing inside of arm
Calm down, Soap.

>>9377224
>use a second pan

What the literal fuck

>>9380024
die.

Nothing better than fried potatoes and onions. Love it.

>>9377162
they're probably no longer with us. rip

>>9377095
Amazing

>>9379977
>leerdammer and mozzarella are bad
Unironically kill yourself

>>9377515
I hope you and your wife's kids have fun!
Here's the link for Cast Iron Cooking: The Easy Pull-Apart Pepperoni Garlic Knots That Will Forever Change How You Entertain:
http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/09/cast-iron-pull-apart-pepperoni-garlic-knots.html
Of all the verticals out there to rage about, this isn't the one.

>>9377728
Why do people insist on making this shit? Even if you're a gigantic fat fuck from deep Texas who loves him some meats on meats, you have to draw the fucking line somewhere.

anyone got the /ck/ recipe of making hotdogs with electrodes? And its follow up recipe of something that I blotted out of my mind?

>>9378104
Meat is not even a problem, all of these are like they are made by stoned college kids.

>>9378865
Chili powder != Taco seasoning

>>9376746
My brekkie

>>9383668
European as fuck.

>>9380248
>>9377030
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I thought that anon was just making up a joke recipe until I saw the video. It's fucking appalling.

>>9380248
>Tomato sauce recipe
>Start with four tins of tomato sauce
Just like-a momma used ta make-a.

>>9380248
IT'S SO BAD
but it's glorious.

>>9378240

Its just his comics

>>9383315

So you can post it to the internet and feel validated.

My breakfast is as follows

>4 Vegan sausages
>2 Potato Scones
>A bowl of Muesli with Coconut Milk

>>9380248
Watch her cutting those onions had me on edge
>10/10 thrill ride

>>9377211
Made this early this spring. Got food poisoning. Now I can't even look at Mexican food without gagging

Who's up for some macaroni salad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>9377720
will the green part of a regular onion substitute the green onion?

>>9376768

>>9377746
its called a McGangbang

>>9384984
>2AM chili
>frame 3 with all that shit

Pretty sure I'd just dump some beans in a bowl and microwave it and keep drinking.

>>9377408
what are you suposed to use for chili?

>>9383668
ketobrah?

>>9385289
buffalo meat traditionally, wild boar if you're cheating

>>9380248

>>9384550
>it's a grown man
I pictured some 19 year old college kid. I actually feel embarrassed for this guy, but he probably doesn't give a fuck since it makes him money.

>>9377267

NO, FUCK YOU NO, STOP BEING POOR AND BUY THE DAMN SOUS VIDE DEVICE THEY ARE CHEAP NOW YOU STUPID FUCK SPEND THE $100. GET SOME FUCKING SOUS VIDE BAGS YOU CHEAP FUCK DO NOT USE CHEAP PLASIC SHIT YOU FUCKING KEK. GET THE FUCKING AIR OUT, ALL THE FUCKING AIR DONT YOU FUCKING DARE ROLL THE PLASTIC UP TURNING YOUR STEAK INTO A FUCKING BALL, I WILL FUCKING STAB OUT YOUR EYES WITH TOOTHPICKS IF YOU ROLL UP THE FUCKING MEAT YOU USELESS FUCK. DO NOT ADD FUCKING BUTTER WHEN SEARING, IF YOU ADD BUTTER BEFORE SEARING YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN A FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMP AND GASED YOU FUCK, BUTTER COMES AT THE END WHEN FINISHING ALONG WITH HERBS. WHERE IS THE FUCKING GARLIC, JESUS CHRIST I FUCKING HATE YOU GET SOME FUCKING GARLIC, BLACK GARLIC IF YOU ARE NOT A COMPLETE FUCK UP. FOR FUCK SAKES SEAR THE EDGES, IF YOU ARE A LAZY FUCK PRESS THE MEAT AGAINST THE EDGES FOR GOD SAKES, SEAR THE FUCKING EDGES. HOLY SHIT PLEASE TELL ME YOU MADE SURE THE MEAT IS DRY BEFORE YOU PUT IT ON THE PAN BECAUSE IF IT NOT AND WET YOU CREATE STEAM AND THIS FUCKING KILLS THE STEAK YOU GODDAMN FUCK. GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH YOU JUST RUINED A PERFECTLY FINE PIECE OF MEAT WITH YOUR SHIT. AND FOR GOD SAKES SEASON THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU SEAR SEASON SEASON SEASON EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IT IS TOO MUCH STILL FUCKING ADD MORE SEASON YOU USELESS FUCK.

>>9376756
>gluten free rice listen in recipe

Kek

>>9384905

I don't eat breakfast

>>9377298

>listening to nigger music in the kitchen

That was the worst part

>>9389058
How is that nigger music?

>>9380509

i spend a significant amount more than that on food per month. food is important.

>>9376756

>how to get calories: put shit in a pan and cook it into a paste

jesus fucking christ

>>9377302
It's shit from a packet with no actual chili peppers in sight. It's fucking awful.

>>9379943

no you didn't

>>9384847

>Got food poisoning

no you didn't

>>9389082

I thought it was young thug for some reason

I retract my remark

>>9380154
Why three flashlights on his rifle? Trying to find his penis?

>>9389176

What is with this meme of food poisoning/diarrhea after eating any food that's not white bread?

>>9380248

The constantly changing focus makes this seem like a David Lynch film

>>9389249
I see one flashlight, and one scope.

>>9389249
I only see one on there. You might be confusing a scope and a laser for additional lights. But yeah, many people build very silly overly complex ARs that are totally impractical.

>>9377488
The fuck is in that square aspic looking thing?

>>9389249
>Liberal circlejerkers knowing shit about firearms
But "muh no uterus no right to legislate it" amirite?

>>9389281
Looks like someone's leftovers to me. They put rice + some chinese food leftovers in a square plastic container then stuck it in the fridge. When the food cooled down the cornstarch used to thicken the sauce gelled up. Then they dumped it out onto a plate leaving that square shape.

>>9377062
Jesus fuck, no! I remember that day. That anon took one for the team and offered to make it exactly like the video. I think the lesson here is don't fucking do it.

>>9384941
no

>>9379924
It's the drawings, they are utter cringe and spoil it

>>9380248
dear god why

>>9377746
its called a McBitchin'

>>9380248
Does anybody have that video of a Flip girl cooking some disgusting carbonara sauce with some sausages or whatever the fuck it was?

>bayzil

for what purpose

>>9390093
is this what the seventh graders are calling it now?
It's McGangBang. Always has, always will. You can even order them by that name. Try that with a McBitchin and the cashiers gonna tell you to fuck right off

>>9390371
People at any Mcdonalds are gonna tell you to fuck off if you ask for any secret menu item by name because those arent recognized by almost anyone outside of these dumb message boards.

>>9377118
because if you want to make your own dough then just make your own dough, sperg.

>>9384905
>fast forward to 1:20
>the sauce is A JAR OF MAYONAISE

>>9380248
Her meatball recipe is retarded. Don't get me wrong they probably taste pretty good but man the stilted monotone delivery and weirdo "techniques" made me feel strange

>>9390103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>9377746
A 2 dollar bill? I have accumilated about five 2 dollar bills in my life.

>>9377728
Id eat a thin slice or two

>>9384941
Those are slightly toxic. Youd have to cook them to the point that they are inedible.

>>9391414
>that face her brother/bf/whatever makes at the end after trying it

>>9377206
Why not just buy a box of Red Lobster brand cheddar bay biscuit mix?

>>9380248
>her entire demeanour
>her knife skills
>that basil

This video is fucking me up

>>9380248
why is her basil spinach?

>>9384984
>shitty McCormick spices
>basil
>sugar
>only 4 tsp of fucking chili powder in a huge ass pot of "chili"
jesus fucking christ
the packet he threw away would be better than this faggotry

>>9389274

WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?

RIFLE IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO FIRING RANGE, PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE OF CARTRIDGE. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF RIFLE.

>>9378104
unless its a good infographic like that famous ramen one, its gonna be some gross disgusting shit. you cant really make a dhal look "dank" or whatever.

why do i click into these neckbeard recipe threads. always a mix of pathetic, disgusting, and a bit sweet.

>>9391414
Thank you, that's the one.

>>9377105
>>9377529
>>9377538
Hello, reddit!

>>9377732
I might make this ironically

>>9380248
he said food porn, not food scat, you faggot

>>9380091
You seem to know an awful lot about 9fag and leddit.

>>9377082
Jesus fuck

>>9376746
I manage a pizzeria, I'll try this out this week

>>9377298
>beans
>corn
>green beans
>sugar
wtf has chili become?

>>9390435
just because your scope of society is entirely this site, doesn't mean things don't happen outside this site

>>9377746
>>9390093
this guy >>9385076 knows his shit
its a McGangbang

>>9380248
it's funny, I make marinara sauce at least 3x a week and I used to think very fresh basil was ideal

but then one day I was in a shitty mood, I only had some slimy wilted stuff I'd normally throw out and I thought "fuck it, John and Tom would've used this" and I used it.. everyone loved it and asked me what I did different

so now I just use whatever, as long as it's not pitch black

>>9384984
This just got me in the mood for chili. Not making this recipe, but my own variation of it. I'll probably post a cookalong thread tomorrow.

Don't use ground beef, use the cheapest non-ground beef you can find. The stuff labeled "stew meat" which is like thinly sliced shit steak will work, chuck works too. Wouldn't recommend flank since it's a little fattier than what you want for a chili, flank is better for something like fajitas.

Get rid of the tomato sauce, beans, and corn (keep the diced tomatoes, or don't, if you're a real chili purist; personally I like about a can of diced tomatoes to give the chili a bit more flavor). Get rid of the sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, basil, and chili powder. Substitute real onion and garlic, and real peppers. I'd recommend 1-2 poblanos or bell peppers (not spicy), and a handful of plain ol' chilis, jalapenos, and/or serranos. Something like 10 peppers for a pound of meat. Cook it more or less like the pic says to (with ingredients substituted as necessary) for several hours, the longer the better. Serve over white rice. It can get pretty spicy but it's delicious and goes great with a beer. This is a real Texas chili, I used to make this quite a bit when I was living in Austin.

I'd also recommend checking out a few Texas chili recipes online for inspiration for other ingredients to add. Protip: do not take any tips from anyone who tells you to put beans in their chili, they clearly don't know what a good chili is.

>>9377580
except that fresh pasta does suck. it's too heavy

>>9380509
>2400
>gain weight


i maintain at 3500, faggot

>>9384905
she kind of has a cute little voice. This is depressing. I wonder if she even realizes how unhealthy that is? Honestly I imagine this is a "health salad" for her

>>9377488
>that fucking pineapple car

>>9386989
Thank you, took the words right out of mouth

>>9377193
OBSESSED
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>>9377099
Molecular Gastronomy has gone too far

>>9378025
You have to go back

>>9396737
O B E S E
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>>9390342
>natural butter flavor (milk)

>>9377082
>Only Americans would do something this disgusting and obese
>Kinder Eggs are illegal in America

This image is a paradox

>>9377728
>covering all the bacon in seasoning and bbq sauce...
Yech...

>>9377082

>>9380091
Even if what you speak is true, it's not that everything reddit is inherently shit (although it does come close). It's that the exposure from 9gag/ifunny/reddit caused a widespread overuse of things that is the equivalent to repeating a joke constantly until it's no longer funny, and then continuing to use it like you're beating a dead horse. >>9377206 is, at the very least, done in the style of time immemorial, when you didn't use efg spinoffs because "efg=funny" but simple something you used. It's not the focal point.

>>9377239
>Bacon-cheese Scottish hotdog
When you think of it like that, it doesn't seem that bad anymore.

>>9390435
Works at the queens center mall.

>>9384984
This is a terrible chili recipe.

Anyone have that one video of someone making tomato sauce but they boil the meat in water and add cheese whiz to it?

>>9378446
>twas
I doff me cap t' ya' ser Reddit

>>9377193
>>9377508
>>9396775
>>9396801
>kinder
>nutella
>america
kinder is illegal and has been for over a decade
and americans dont eat nutella
its some other anglosphere country faggots

>>9377087
lmao that shit eating grin

>>9397282
The kinder packaging is in Portuguese

>>9397282
>and americans dont eat nutella
You must be living under a rock somewhere.

Nutella has been available here for years. And in the past year or so it's been a massively popular fad. You might even call it a meme food here, if you're into speaking like a retard.

>>9376746
>what do you guys eat for breakfast?
bananas were overripe, so I decided to see if peanut-butter banana oatmeal would be tasty.
It was, but I was full after four bites and I had to put a whole bowl of it in the fridge. Shit's like eating concrete.

>>9377554
Why is that bitch wearing a table cloth on het head?

>>9393973
shh I don't want anyone to post that edgelord stickfigure

>>9390342
>calories from fat 0
what in god's name is it

>>9397358
>>9390342
Sugar, sugar, water, extracted flavor component from milk, synthesized flavor component of maple, preservatives, coloring.
It's flavored sugar water.

>>9391472
Post office has a ton of em

>>9391472
I like to use them at gas stations to make the attendant's lives just a bit shittier.

>>9377728
this post brought to you by burnt finger BBQ sauce

>>9377082
>kinder eggs in boxes
what the fuck?

>>9390342
How the fuck is pure sugar going to taste like butter?

>>9376746
Soup, mostly. Maybe with some crackers and milk.

>>9390342
>westerners will eat this

>>9397544
i fucking hate you so much

>>9380248
>Doesn't use tomato pulp
>Doesn't use the freshest basil leaf from her 10 meters high basil plant
>Fries the basil instead of letting it marinate with the sauce
>Fries the oil instad of mixing it with the sauce
>Doesn't use the purest extra virgin olive oil
>Doesn't correct tomato acidity with a little sugar
>Assumes there's enough salt because of the brand
>O N I O N

THIS MAKES-A-ME PORCO DIO

>>9397282
Kinder isn't illegal in US anymore due to a redesign to work around the law.

What should I make for dinner tonight? I have ground beef and chicken breasts.

>>9393973

>exclamation point

yeah why don't you go back with them

>>9398017
>redit spacing
look who's talking

>>9385076
>>9395993

It's only a McGangbang when it has chicken, beef, AND fish.

>>9377030
I'm really new at cooking, so can anyone point out the not so obvious dumb shit like if its bad or not to rinse the garlic or the thing with the oil

>>9398066

>can't

>even

>spell

>Reddit

>>9398078
No, that's a Land, Air and Sea burger.
McDank is an old name for the sandwich, McGangbang is the normie name

>>9398089
>so new he doesn't know about the spam filter
hellooo redit

>>9398100
>>so new he doesn't know about the spam filter

reddit, there is no spam filter for that word

>>9398127
just stop embarrassing yourself, on some boards there is but nobody bothered to set it up on /ck/

>>9398127
There used to be, that's why people still say leddit or rebbit, out of habit. I don't even know how the spam filter works anymore. Sometimes I'll post something and it'll keep saying "our system thinks your post is spam". Won't even have any links or strange characters in it.

>>9398138
What most people don't know is that there is an permasage filter for OP, I think it includes words like "raid"

>>9398164
It has to be something like that. I might have used a combination of words that used to be spammed over and over years ago on a board I never even visited, so they put a spam filter on it and it triggered it when I structured my sentence in a certain way. Like if this website is still up in 7 years and someone catches the spam filter on /lit/ for mentioning a McDonalds chicken sandwich because a mod got sick and tired of seeing it on /ck/. Like they would have no idea what they said wrong. Something I said could have been shitposted relentlessly on fucking /y/ three years ago.

>>9380248
Find 100 flaws.

>>9377105
tried this when i was drunk as fuck, cookie dough melted all over the pan and the shit didn't look like a bowl at all. did i fall for the meme or is there a way to have this work correctly?

>>9398811
I feel like being drunk didn't help. But, the consistency of the dough is key. Like premade consistency is about right. Homemade is runnier imo and is meltier.

>>9397856
beef stuffed chicken, with whatever cheese you have on hand

>>9398811

maybe throw it in the freezer for a while before molding around the muffin tins?

>>9377488
that cucumber sandwich doesn't look bad

We finna do dis right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY

>>9393652
This shit was never funny on /k/ and its not funny here.

>>9380248

>>9401465
STOP IT, IT'S MAKING ME FEEL SICK
FUCK U MARIE

>>9401465
whats the point anymore?

>>9398084
That entire recipe is god-awful.

A good rule of thumb for beginners: Avoid all infographics. Most of them are shit, and you don't yet have the skills to recognize how or why.

>>9393652
its not a kalashnikov, stupid nigger.

>>9402188
you're pretty bad at recognizing copypasta, don't you think?

>>9401838
You mean knowledge

>>9377211
As an ex-taco bell employee, I have a few comments:

1. waay too much sour cream. Put about 1/4 inch circle around the crunchy shell.

2. use a 12" tortilla instead of two torts. that's what the bell uses.

3. crunchwraps don't get shredded cheese.

nice job reddit/10

>>9380114

A whole new level of fucking disgusting. Grats.

>>9402203
Copypasta doesnt apply because its not a kalashnikov

>>9380108
Why is he drinking from his waffle cutter ?

>>9379924
No one in their right mind is going to cook all that at 2 AM, especially if they have somewhere to be in the morning or are just a well adjusted adult who doesn't stay up to ungodly hours for no reason.

>>9401836
That fuckton of sugar in each sauce... And also, frying veg for a whole 10min would make them mush, not crunchy

>>9377087
Hey anon, did u know that in naples this is a very common recipe? Originally was made to use leftover pasta, nowdays its done on purpose, u can even buy it around the street.

>>9377087
Use real meat instead of those peasant wieners, add more noodles and some greens, and it would've been way more decent...like pic related. Heck, me and my mum did a better dish than that weeks ago.