surly the egg king, king of the fort edition

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surly the egg king, king of the fort edition Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:04:18 2017 No.9383190 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:05:36 2017 No.9383196 ah yes, the end of another long work week. bills are paid, kids are watched by a trusted niece, it's time to party. better go get an egg sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:08:45 2017 No.9383204 >>9383190 The same webm. What a worthless thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:16:59 2017 No.9383227 File: 2.79 MB, 560x314, 1503690469487.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383204

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:27:58 2017 No.9383257 >>9383204 spotted the surly prince of the virgin egg fort

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:29:47 2017 No.9383262 >>9383257 I'm with you on that! he's just mad is all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:31:48 2017 No.9383265 >>9383227 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:31:56 2017 No.9383268 >>9383227 holy shit i thought i was the only person who did this. needs some cheddar cheese tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:32:15 2017 No.9383271 File: 8 KB, 300x300, 1431729098287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383227

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:37:38 2017 No.9383277 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, 1503187354838.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Asians

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:42:34 2017 No.9383285 File: 123 KB, 339x345, 1453474428589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383227 for what purpose

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 01:45:28 2017 No.9383289 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1504028350005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383204 >>9383257 >>9383262

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 02:05:12 2017 No.9383324 File: 146 KB, 300x375, 1503562611978.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383289

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 02:33:05 2017 No.9383374 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, 1503381699597.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 02:49:25 2017 No.9383398 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, Food crime.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 02:54:03 2017 No.9383404 >>9383190 How does he get out??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 02:57:10 2017 No.9383407 >>9383398 >Food crime.webm I don't get it, what's wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 02:58:15 2017 No.9383409 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, Why we need a wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:03:07 2017 No.9383414 >>9383404 he doesn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:03:49 2017 No.9383416 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, Beta vs Alpha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383289

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:05:26 2017 No.9383420 >>9383277 Like 5k calories right there

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:06:40 2017 No.9383422 >>9383409 I don't even understand what half of the shit he put on there is. Can someone please explain what exactly is in this concoction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:07:22 2017 No.9383423 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, Why we need a second wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383422 The finest traditional Mexican cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:08:45 2017 No.9383424 >>9383416 whats that helmet say? Jesus is...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:11:27 2017 No.9383429 >>9383424 Jesus is my copilot, pretty common saying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:14:39 2017 No.9383435 >>9383429 maybe in india it is

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:16:43 2017 No.9383436

>>9383407
Not him, but probably because whoever made this recipe called it some variant of mac & cheese. Which it isn't. And honestly, calling it that is selling it short, because it looks way better than the bland plastic goop that is actual mac & cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:19:10 2017 No.9383441 >>9383436 It's obviously not mac and cheese, and I felt a bit offended when they offered avocado as a cheese alternative, but overall it looks like it could be pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:20:41 2017 No.9383444 >>9383398 >says avacado replaces cheese >puts cheese on top the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:30:43 2017 No.9383460 File: 2.84 MB, 480x360, 1501807270287.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:38:32 2017 No.9383475

>>9383398
>Avocado
>healthy

ITS PURE FUCKING FAT LADS

Addendum: Not that far is inherently unhealthy but there's a shit ton of calories because fat is calorie dense. Most people trying to eat healthy are trying to lose weight. Eating pure fat doesn't fill you up enough to keep your calorie count within a limit that makes you lose weight.

Fat doesn't kill you but overeating does. And it's really easy to overeat fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:39:02 2017 No.9383476 >>9383460 What IS this thing? Is it somehow sorting the strands by length?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:39:31 2017 No.9383478 >>9383404 He can't get out without breaking the eggs, so he has to sell them all before he's allowed to leave.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:44:21 2017 No.9383491

>>9383422
>>9383423
Im Mexican, and I don't even know what's going on here. But if I had to guess, they just grab whatever food or snack as a base, and throw a bunch of cream, lemon, and all kinds of red sauces on top. In my town, it used to be street corn or big flour chicharrones. These sort of snacks are cheap, and satisfy the Mexican craving for sour and spicy food.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:44:32 2017 No.9383492

>>9383476
Nah it's distributing it to all the little holes on the sides. Those holes will release the spaghetti when a certain weight is reached.

The purpose of the spinning bit is to slow down the filling to any one of the holes so they only increase in weight by say half an ounce each time. Once the desired weight is in one of the little compartment holes, it will release downwards to whatever packaging or destination the weighed out spaghetti is destined to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:49:06 2017 No.9383505 >>9383460 This shit doesn't even look edible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:51:19 2017 No.9383509 File: 1.96 MB, 1280x720, 1499670753956.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:52:05 2017 No.9383514 >>9383492 this is distributing COOKED spaghetti though? what?

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:55:51 2017 No.9383523

>>9383398
>use avocado instead of cheese, its healthy :)
>proceeds to add a fuckton of cheese

>>9383475
I'll never understand people that have weight problems, just eat less food, unless you live an active lifestyle I don't even know how people consume more than like 1.4k Calories daily. A decently sized meal is about 600 Calories, and then you can just eat a light breakfast. How do people even manage to eat 2k Calories daily, I still don't know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 03:56:41 2017 No.9383525 File: 2.46 MB, 960x720, 1490687096712.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 04:00:25 2017 No.9383530 I wonder how that guy would react to being told that he is a meme on an American food board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 04:00:59 2017 No.9383533 File: 2.76 MB, 800x450, 1503184561301.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 04:22:57 2017 No.9383570 >>9383509 at least they dont have to clean sauce out of their hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 04:30:02 2017 No.9383582 >>9383514 Yeah I'm not sure what that's for. Possibly like a frozen pasta meal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:10:09 2017 No.9383649 >>9383492 Do you know that for sure or are you guessing? It seems like there would be a better way of doing this but I can't think of one off-hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:18:49 2017 No.9383654 File: 8 KB, 246x243, L2LegJ9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383416 tfw no one wants your eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 05:22:50 2017 No.9383659 >>9383491 you're not mexican, you type like a white boy. stop trying to be edgy on the internet and go try and accomplish somthing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:59:13 2017 No.9384274 >>9383190 I wonder if this guy knows that the people on a weaboo cooking forum discuss him ever week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:58:29 2017 No.9384532 >>9383659 Hows this then EEYYY MANG DEY PUT DE LIMON JUICE AND DE TOMATO JUICE AND DE CREAM AND DE VEGE-TABLS AND DE SAUCE ON DE CHEEEEPPS IN DE CONTAINER MANG YO SOY TACO BELL BURRITO BURRITO SOPAPILLA TEQUILA ARRIBA Fucking idiot

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:11:52 2017 No.9384575

>>9383491
It honestly looks like something people would make in prison. My buddy went to jail for a while and when he got out he told me they used to disconnect the hot water on one of the washing machine and use it to cook Ramen Noodles. I guess either use a tupperware dish or a plastic trash bag and put the hotwater and noodles in it, wrap it up in a towel and let it cook. And then mix in polish/summer sausages, flaming hot cheetos and Doritos.

He's back in jail now, for life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:31:02 2017 No.9384635 File: 2.60 MB, 732x480, Why we need a third wall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383491 Stop pretending you don't know what it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:31:34 2017 No.9384638 >>9383525 Japanese pizza is an abomination unto God.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:44:37 2017 No.9384693 File: 1.09 MB, 480x270, noodle weigher.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383649 Not that guy, but I think he's right. They're called multihead weighers, and apparently these noodle torture carousels are the best method we've come up with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:49:03 2017 No.9384712 >>9384693 I guess it makes sense, cooked pasta is a bitch to sort and separate so I can see how that works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:52:16 2017 No.9384720 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, high speed sausage alignment.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The food packaging company videos youtube are a real hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:53:41 2017 No.9384726 File: 616 KB, 640x827, Max Charisma.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384720 I don't like these robots. They're getting too smart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:54:07 2017 No.9384731 >>9384635 I HATE this one. The way he looks over his glasses makes him seem like he fancies himself some really hot shit in a kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:54:51 2017 No.9384733 File: 2.92 MB, 608x568, Mexico stop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384575 Like so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:58:57 2017 No.9384743 Recycle 95% of the webms over and over again - the thread. This is even worse than generals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:00:11 2017 No.9384746 >>9383407 >>9383436 >>9383441 When did /ck/ get overrun with 19 year old single mothers

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:00:36 2017 No.9384748

>>9384733
Kind of. That has all the ingredients, but this shit is just everything mixed together. After the noodles are done you just chop up some sausages or hotdogs and mix it in. Then crunch up some Doritos and flaming hot cheetos and mix it in. It's just a disgusting casserole made with Ramen snacks picked up at the prison commissary. They call it chi chi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:00:40 2017 No.9384749 >>9383523 >How do people even manage to eat 2k Calories daily, I still don't know. Mostly it's by eating between meals, and drinking sodas. You're right that it's very hard to overeat if you're just eating 3 times a day and drinking water.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:00:41 2017 No.9384750
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>>9384712
Huh, it's actually pretty clever. Pic related from wikipedia, the stuff gets randomly distributed, and it combines the hoppers that get it closest to the target weight. The double layer ones are so it has even more possible combinations available.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:05:11 2017 No.9384764 >>9383523 >I'll never understand Since you admit that you know nothing, stop posting your retard ranting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:07:25 2017 No.9384767 File: 25 KB, 349x450, 10009631-sleeping-mexican.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384532 Si señor....

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:08:56 2017 No.9384770 >>9384532 i kek'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:11:24 2017 No.9384776 File: 635 KB, 1280x720, Powerleveling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384764 Aww fatty get offended?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:13:53 2017 No.9384783 >>9383530 probably just make you an egg sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:13:29 2017 No.9384979 >>9383190 The rape vibe is strong with that one.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:21:15 2017 No.9385561

>>9383523
American industrialized food had inflated the calories in foods in order to get people addicted to eating. Just take a look at the ingredients for pizza hut dough, one of the first ingredients is fight fructose corn syrup. Children from lower income families are exposed more and more to this garbage and their palate is developed around these foods with "empty" calories. Then when they have children they feed them the same garbage, lather rinse and repeat. Luckily I was raised partially overseas, and drugged to hell and back for adhd, so now I have no appetite ever and can't gain weight easily

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:59:37 2017 No.9385739 File: 10 KB, 401x367, 8D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383398 >melt oil

>>	OP is a faggot Mon Sep 4 16:10:34 2017 No.9385786 >>9383533 i'm hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:51:03 2017 No.9385939 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, 1501483040781.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:56:52 2017 No.9385971 >>9385939 Fucking disgusting, this person should end their miserable life immediately

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:04:20 2017 No.9386017 >>9383420 More like 3.5k 70 kcal an egg, 10 per jug max, 5 jugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:17:09 2017 No.9386073 watching pajeets is so comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:18:12 2017 No.9386077 >>9383277 this is something shoenice would do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:27:09 2017 No.9386117 File: 36 KB, 447x447, 1470862888876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9385939 Why would someone willingly partake in this sacrilegious ritual?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:36:34 2017 No.9386153 >>9383398 Someone's been using that pan as a cutting board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:40:57 2017 No.9386179 File: 199 KB, 1202x1600, Egghead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383190 >that one eggficionado putting away egg after egg on the side while watching

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:47:19 2017 No.9386212 >>9386179 shit he's eating eggs like a madman

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:49:22 2017 No.9386222 >>9383582 canned pasta I'd guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:51:10 2017 No.9386233 >>9384575 This guy's right - I remember when that GIF was originally posted. That joint is food for ex-cons made by ex-cons. Dunno if you can call it food exactly though. What did your mate do to land in the clink full time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:53:52 2017 No.9386245 >>9384776 Is this someone with a feeder fetish? The camera crew should be shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:56:02 2017 No.9386253 >>9384720 There HAS to be a less overengineered way to package some fucking sausages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:56:21 2017 No.9386257 >>9386179 That's his manager and the former owner of the stand, he's only into the amateur egg game these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:59:43 2017 No.9386271 >>9383523 Mate, i'm from /fit/, everyone eats at least 3000calories while on a bulk I'm personally on 4Kish

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:00:36 2017 No.9386280 >>9386271 >i'm from /fit/ get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:01:46 2017 No.9386287 >>9386253 If there is, make one and sell it to the sausage packing industry. They'd love to cut costs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:03:18 2017 No.9386298 >>9386287 Really? I imagined there was another process before this kind of advanced robot became affordable. Was it all done by hand til now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:04:59 2017 No.9386310 Looks like rock sugar packing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM_BvEvvTjs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:09:07 2017 No.9386340 >>9386280 We cook too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:12:55 2017 No.9386362 File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, multihead1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9386310 Not as interesting on reflection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:17:19 2017 No.9386389 File: 112 KB, 1087x1080, 1503914790739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384532

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:23:54 2017 No.9386432 >>9383374 is that from hannibal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:24:02 2017 No.9386434 >>9386340 What, boiled chicken?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:29:27 2017 No.9386455 >>9383659 >you type like a white boy well spoken? how does one type like a mexican? does it have to be in broken english?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:30:23 2017 No.9386458 >>9383409 >bag of crisps/chips literally named chip

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:47:14 2017 No.9386800 >>9386298 most things have been done by hand for most of industrial history, fully automated production lines are relatively new

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:50:03 2017 No.9386815 I was wondering how this thread is still up from weeks ago but you just keep making them with the same title, text, webm, and replies. Fuck the hell off, dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:53:37 2017 No.9386825 >>9386434 and boiled broccoli

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:53:52 2017 No.9386826 >>9385739 Coconut oil is solid at near room temp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:55:32 2017 No.9386833 >>9383190 reminder this is his penance for having stolen an egg in a previous life

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:56:36 2017 No.9386836 >>9386833 Penance or karmic retribution? Penance implies he imposed this prison of eggs upon himself. Also dubs confirms it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:10:22 2017 No.9386893 >>9386432 yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:15:38 2017 No.9386914 >>9386815 look at the fucking top it was posted yesterday. also don't bother coming to these ones if it bothers you, leave no one is stopping you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:08:39 2017 No.9387102 >>9386245 I don't have it at hand, but there's a pic where the man is feeding her cake with the smuggest face I have seen on this site. The faggot knows he's killing her and he loves it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:20:11 2017 No.9387149 >>9383475 Its a different kind of fat you dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:21:38 2017 No.9387154 File: 107 KB, 610x702, 1497312039394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9386914 >Monday was yesterday

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:21:50 2017 No.9387156

>>9383289
A comparison of this image and the original Chad memes shows a clear difference. Between this one and the original, creators lost the point of the Chad meme, which was - in essence - comparing the overly meek virgin to the social contrarian Chad. The comedy has died with the transition.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:27:38 2017 No.9387178 >>9384638 Can you seriously not tell she - and therefore her pizza - is Korean? Or is this a weak stab at Japan? Have you actually tried the pizza here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:41:24 2017 No.9387226 >>9387178 Korean

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:43:24 2017 No.9387234 >>9386153 Someone's been using your butt as a penising board.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:09:30 2017 No.9387319
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>>9383409
>>9383423
>>9384733
>>9384635
>mexico is officially more fatter that burger land
Why am I not surprised.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/mexico-obesity_n_3567772.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:40:10 2017 No.9387423 File: 2.53 MB, 1280x720, grillcheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:46:07 2017 No.9387440 >>9383277 if this were a girl i'd be jerking off so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 23:57:36 2017 No.9387666 File: 2.95 MB, 360x202, 1493139029345.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here is something different

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:01:41 2017 No.9387683 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1490123556839.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:13:07 2017 No.9387725 >>9387234 why why did I laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:21:08 2017 No.9387749 >>9387725 Cause you have the mind of a 12yr old

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 00:33:49 2017 No.9387787 File: 977 KB, 1280x720, 1504024468521.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9387725 here's something to laugh at

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:04:31 2017 No.9387856 >>9383227 >Wipes off the knife >Wouldn't wanna get any extra mayo on those banabas

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:15:08 2017 No.9387884 >>9387787 >the grill of a trump supporter

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:16:01 2017 No.9387886 >>9387683 Why did he put an inverted rectum in there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:16:13 2017 No.9387888 >>9387884 Except Jack is a confirmed Hill Shill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:18:34 2017 No.9387893 >>9385939 I'd eat it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:21:26 2017 No.9387904 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, 1489452345787.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9387893 I take you'll eat this too

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:22:30 2017 No.9387910 >>9387888 given his demographics I think that is bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:22:53 2017 No.9387911 >>9387904 Fucking hell that's genius. What did he cover it in at first though? Cream?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:23:07 2017 No.9387912 >>9387910 And what are his "demographics"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:25:12 2017 No.9387923 >>9386117 >>9385971 It's obviously a joke.

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Tue Sep 5 01:26:23 2017 No.9387926 >>9387923 It's 2017. Nothing is "obviously" a joke anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:34:17 2017 No.9387944 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, 1468203527078.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:37:11 2017 No.9387954 File: 2.96 MB, 480x360, 1468199668251.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >never heard of a mandoline

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:44:07 2017 No.9387974 >>9387912 Not him but the white, middle aged, religious demographic did in fact vote for Trump by a large margin, going by vote data/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:45:37 2017 No.9387978 >>9386253 This machine was designed to replace minimum wage workers whose only job was removing hot dogs off the conveyor, and it probably costs more to maintain than they their annual salaries combined.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:56:40 2017 No.9388012 >>9387978 The machine doesn't need dental insurance or paid vacations,and will never go on strike

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 01:56:48 2017 No.9388013 >>9383277 making me queasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:01:27 2017 No.9388016 >>9383423 >lifeonprisonplanet.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:03:27 2017 No.9388025 >>9387888 No he was a Cruz Missile, no idea if he voted for Trump or Shillary

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:03:50 2017 No.9388026 File: 942 KB, 636x637, girl_vomiting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9387954 >those unripe tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:04:31 2017 No.9388028 >>9383509 top zozz

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:08:45 2017 No.9388038 >>9384635 what the fuck is going on here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:08:52 2017 No.9388039 >>9387683 HE CAN'T EVEN CUT LIMES CORRECTLY WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:14:54 2017 No.9388053 >>9387911 Yeah it's vanilla flavor, can you imagine the taste now ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:20:52 2017 No.9388061 >>9383190 Nothing like a nice egg sandwich to start your day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:21:14 2017 No.9388062 >>9383523 >A decently sized meal is about 600 Calories And a McDonalds meal is like 1000.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:35:25 2017 No.9388086 >>9383404 That's his home Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:38:14 2017 No.9388093 >>9383277 >when i was a lad i ate 3 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large ,now that i'm grown i eat 5 dozen eggs so i'm roughly the size of a barge

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 02:55:13 2017 No.9388136 >>9388026 Bet they refrigerated them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 03:01:02 2017 No.9388150 >>9383190 Is this webm ironically popular or something? That shit looks awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 03:01:58 2017 No.9388152 File: 55 KB, 250x403, 1504280182214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384635 >you will never be a hot sauce maestro with a hot wife culinary school was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 03:07:45 2017 No.9388164 >>9386233 Shot some dude in the head with a .22 and left him to die, which he did after a day. I haven't talked to him for like a year prior to that, but I wasn't surprised. I expect that he's probably making chi chi right this second.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 03:16:37 2017 No.9388183 >>9387423 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmCpmEQD0L4

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 04:08:13 2017 No.9388270 >>9387974 If I remember correctly he was originally from California

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 04:47:35 2017 No.9388333 How do I make egg sandwiches like the surly fort king

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 04:49:26 2017 No.9388337 >>9388333 a lifetime of training and trade secrets passed along through many generations of egg sandwich making

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 05:01:55 2017 No.9388371 >>9386017 Oh that's actually not that bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 05:31:47 2017 No.9388423 >>9388164 Shit that's heavy. Guessing he was into drugs and stuff? What about the bloke he killed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 06:45:07 2017 No.9388589 File: 598 KB, 624x352, ck cleans their oven.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 07:03:19 2017 No.9388617

>>9388423
Yeah, drugs. I don't know the guy he shot, some older guy (like in his 50s) I think he was selling/doing drugs with. I stopped talking to him because he was beginning to get spooky, a mutual friend told me that he looked out his kitchen window once and saw him sitting out in his car staring at his house and stroking his chin.

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 07:05:01 2017 No.9388619
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>>9387156
nah, you are just envious because you are the typical autistic guy without any kind of humor that prefer waste his life sperging about everything that doesn't match with the description on Knowyourmeme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 07:14:27 2017 No.9388640 >>9383227 Is that joey?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 07:16:18 2017 No.9388646 >>9388640 Yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twnIEJdzzws

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Tue Sep 5 07:16:57 2017 No.9388648 >>9388589 >When your friend borrows your skillet and returns it "properly cleaned"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 07:17:36 2017 No.9388651 >>9383289 >not the chad fort Ya dun goofed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 08:14:43 2017 No.9388775 >>9384720 Those poor sausages swimming upstream while the vicious wild mechanical arm plucking them from the safety of the conveyer belt

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 08:17:30 2017 No.9388785 >>9388589 Oh god, i can smell that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 08:27:25 2017 No.9388804 >>9388150 people just wonder about the guy's life and joke about who he is, why he's so angry, what did he do to land himself in an eggy prison, etc. it's a fun meme, lot of mileage in it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 08:34:59 2017 No.9388832 >>9384532 kekkerino

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 10:00:36 2017 No.9389046 >>9388589 is that an oil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 10:05:03 2017 No.9389056 >>9388589 that looks so satisfying tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 10:06:32 2017 No.9389062 >>9389056 Looks satisfying, smells horrifying, trust me

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 10:09:27 2017 No.9389069 File: 45 KB, 596x628, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383289

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 10:15:06 2017 No.9389084 >>9386271 Bullshit, show us your pecs faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 10:56:39 2017 No.9389200 >>9387178 still chink shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:01:41 2017 No.9389222 >>9389200 >implying 'go'za is any better

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:03:19 2017 No.9389228 >>9385939 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:09:52 2017 No.9389245 >>9389222 did not imply that they are on the same level of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:33:13 2017 No.9389297 >>9384532 How will Carlito ever recover?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:41:18 2017 No.9389320 File: 23 KB, 640x480, howcouldthishappen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384749 >tfw my recommended calorie intake is 2700 kcal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:42:28 2017 No.9389323 File: 947 B, 416x454, 1489768509515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9385939

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:49:49 2017 No.9389340 Fat people love mayo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 11:55:18 2017 No.9389350 >>9387683 >Better not put the whole salsa jar or it may turn out gross!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 12:16:12 2017 No.9389405 >>9383509 did she trip or get hit by a chair? I've had that chair shit happen to me in NYC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 12:21:29 2017 No.9389417 >>9389405 she saw bald men and instinctively felt the need to try and shame them

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 12:24:05 2017 No.9389430 >>9388270 If I remember correctly he moved to Tennessee to get away from liberals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 12:26:41 2017 No.9389435 >>9389430 Is that even possible? Seems like they enjoy following people who want to be left alone and ruining everything for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 12:30:13 2017 No.9389445 >>9389435 >he thinks liberals are any worse than the Party of Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 12:43:33 2017 No.9389474 >>9385939 >absenceofgod.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 13:42:26 2017 No.9389675 File: 1.63 MB, 360x270, Laughing Skellington.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384532 It's posts like this that reminds me that underneath all the race and racial stereotypes, humans are all just shitposting machines wearing flesh suits

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 13:45:26 2017 No.9389680 >>9387787 I did laugh. Jack is a fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 13:47:39 2017 No.9389682 >>9389680 >Jack is fucking moron. Jack knows satire. The real morons are the ones lining his pockets by watching his videos. The fat wop just got affiliated as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 13:52:12 2017 No.9389691 >>9383422 A couple you can see I think >Onions >Dized hotdogs? >Tomato juice >Pickled Beets? >gummy worms? >Lime juice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 14:39:45 2017 No.9389858 >>9389682 does he know he's a meme here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 20:08:48 2017 No.9390932 >>9388012 Also doesnt buy things, or pay taxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:07:03 2017 No.9391126 >>9383196 that egg sandwich looks damn good and probably costs the equivalent of like 12 cents

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:12:47 2017 No.9391147 >>9388093 I was getting worried there

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:21:28 2017 No.9391179 >>9387666 There's something unnerving about that, satan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:22:13 2017 No.9391181 >>9384638 it's so incredibly easy to tell the difference between a chinese, korean, and jap. how do you fuck up ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:25:58 2017 No.9391196 >>9389320 Mine is over 3000, and I don't even exercise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:28:59 2017 No.9391204 >>9387787 it's so much better with audio >no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, AWWWWW COME ON!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:35:41 2017 No.9391226 File: 10 KB, 300x180, th[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9387787 did jack lose weight, i saw his ass fuck ring but the arms look way to skinny to be that fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:36:57 2017 No.9391233 >>9387954 fuckin nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:42:10 2017 No.9391261 File: 250 KB, 853x497, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383533 White people laughs at asian people for eating akaline preserved eggs, while themselves eats half rotten mean covered in fungus. hahahahahahahahahahah fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 21:59:48 2017 No.9391351 >>9389417 Good instincts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:05:15 2017 No.9391371 >>9391261 >comparing a battery acid egg to aged meat nah nigga. No one eats the outer part of the meat but you eat the entirety of a century egg

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:05:51 2017 No.9391372

>>9386914
Look at the archives, dipshit. There was this exact thread there. Just because your stupid ass doesn't have any awareness or you don't visit often means that I'm wrong.
This thread (or at least the OP and that banana sandwich webm) are borderline shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:09:00 2017 No.9391383 >>9386287 I mean wouldn't it make more sense to let them slide onto packages that have holes for enough one of them to fit, and as it slides to the end, the ones not in holes get brought back to the start. No mechanical arm needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:09:33 2017 No.9391388 File: 133 KB, 550x733, 101477963.jpg.rendition.largest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9388026 Never heard of an heirloom tomato?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:11:52 2017 No.9391402 >>9386914 >>9391372 cock is a slow board

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:17:49 2017 No.9391427 >>9386836 The fate of the catholic mexican abortion doctors

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:22:33 2017 No.9391447

>>9391388
Not him, but I tried growing some of the smaller very dark ones. They sprouted but then died. Ideal climate, not too much or too little sunlight, not overwatering or underwatering. No Idea what the hell happened. Hell I checked the nutrition levels in the soil.

I wish I could remember the name of the breed. Above grape tomato size but well below roma, very sweet, near black in color. I haven't got a green thumb let's put it that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:27:06 2017 No.9391464 >>9383190 SURLY IS NOT A NAME. IT IS AN ADJECTIVE. HOLY FUCK. IT'S SURLY KING OF THE EGG FORT. JESUS FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:28:25 2017 No.9391470 File: 2.94 MB, 1040x584, Mestre da pizza quiet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383416

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:33:39 2017 No.9391491 >>9391126 God damn I'd eat one of those every god damn day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:34:44 2017 No.9391494 >>9391491 >literally a fried egg on some crap sliced white bread I suspect this goal is easily achievable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:36:07 2017 No.9391497 >>9391470 I want to see this after it is baked

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:36:40 2017 No.9391502 >>9391494 Yeah and I make them often but I can't always be assed before I leave for work. If they cost 12 cents a pop I'd never make an egg sandwich again for the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:39:27 2017 No.9391512 >>9388640 You can tell just by his giant fucking ham hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:42:05 2017 No.9391517 File: 44 KB, 493x370, 1502433564550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9391470 What ingredients is he putting in there? Id be extremely skeptical about eatin bthat!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:47:06 2017 No.9391530 >>9385939 I'm calling the cops

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 22:47:42 2017 No.9391532 >>9391470 >mestre da pizza holy fuck i dont even eat or like pizza and i could tell from the fucking second i saw this incompetent fuckwad tossing that dough, i knew it was gonna be fucking shit, and i was 100% correct

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 23:00:30 2017 No.9391568 >>9391372 new content emerges from each one. yeah, there may be things that will repeat but that's not the point. just because you dig in archived shit doesn't change a thing. and it's far from shitposting. again, new content emerges

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 23:00:40 2017 No.9391571 >>9383398 >low fat mozzarella >uses coconut oil AND avocado just

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 23:04:23 2017 No.9391584 >>9391470 oh god no he didnt put eggs in the dough to hold it together

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 23:07:11 2017 No.9391595 >>9384638 Don't feel bad anon I thought she was chingchong chinese

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 23:17:48 2017 No.9391625 >>9391595 I'm not going to feel bad for mislabeling a slant eye. And my statement is still true, let's just say "Asian pizza is an abomination unto God" if people want to get so ass blasted about it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 5 23:20:43 2017 No.9391637
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>>9385939
>Oh a watermelon, maybe this is a video on how to cut watermelon
>Oh, they're putting some kind of jam on it, that sounds like it could be good I guess
>Wait, is that cheese?
>N-no, that was tomato sauce, not jam
>This is pizza! Watermelon pizza!

YAMEROOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 5 23:21:46 2017 No.9391639 >>9383523 For me it's a combination of boredom,self loathing, and working a physically demanding job. I ate a whole bag of chips and a jar of salsa for lunch today. If I can't kill myself then I'll just take it out on my colon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 00:30:15 2017 No.9391881 >>9391261 Stop your insecure hatred of Whites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 00:37:40 2017 No.9391899 >>9383190 >For me? It's salmonella on white bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:13:55 2017 No.9391978 File: 19 KB, 361x370, 1504648423513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383227

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:25:47 2017 No.9392001 >>9387666 my lord, that is one gratifying webm. thank you dark sire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:35:34 2017 No.9392024 >>9391470 https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4 Full vid for my boys

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:37:02 2017 No.9392026 File: 22 KB, 390x328, 12111wsqs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383227 that is just vile

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:51:47 2017 No.9392060 >>9383649 Companies use that same weighing machine for packaged potato chips and shredded cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:55:03 2017 No.9392066 >>9391226 nah, that's common in guys with beer-guts, me and my dad have it. >potbelly >skinny arms >skinny legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:55:42 2017 No.9392068 >>9387666 It's like on of those biore pore strips you use to remove blackheads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 01:57:38 2017 No.9392070 >>9388026 Those are heirloom tomatoes you uncultured swine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 02:03:24 2017 No.9392075 >>9387666 bugs...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 02:18:04 2017 No.9392100 File: 2.85 MB, 480x480, 1501853817920.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 02:20:01 2017 No.9392108 >>9383525 she looks like a freak

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 02:32:39 2017 No.9392131 >>9383509 Im actually kinda bummed nobody has posted the relevant pasta for this yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 02:45:39 2017 No.9392156 >>9392024 >he just plops 3 slices of jalapeno on top kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 02:54:13 2017 No.9392174 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, bbq.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 03:29:39 2017 No.9392222 File: 2.95 MB, 512x288, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:06:43 2017 No.9392282 >>9391470 >italians *(yes i know theyre brasillian fuck you)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:38:27 2017 No.9392332 >>9387423 >eating american cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:46:39 2017 No.9392354 File: 1002 KB, 720x404, cheesedoughnuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:50:57 2017 No.9392362 >>9392174 I never understood what's the dark brown thing on the grilled meat. Is it battered with something sweet that gets caramelized by the heat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:52:01 2017 No.9392366 >>9383409 >>9383422 I don't know everything but it looks like >chips >onion? >cacahuates japones >some dried fruit or maybe tamarindo candy >saladitos in some kind of sauce >a shit ton of chili sauces, tajin, chamoy, lemon juice, salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:52:19 2017 No.9392368 >>9392354 What monstocity is this cancer or diabetis only surely heart attack in every frame

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:54:32 2017 No.9392373 File: 171 KB, 500x500, 1199922882732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9392354 >american cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:56:13 2017 No.9392375 >>9383423 >maruchan >Doritos >chili powder >lime juice >corn probably >cheese >Mexican cream >Chile sauce, chamoy and cheese sauce I think >corn water

Anonymous Wed Sep 6 04:58:48 2017 No.9392380

>>9392366
Add some clamato nearly always, this stuff is akin to the fine iced cream of yesteryear as in women just love it beyond belief

Want some great mexican poon treat these sweety pies some Whatever-loko's they like

Each of the nieces and female cousins i have just kill for this idk why shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 05:00:46 2017 No.9392381 >>9384731 Pretty sure hes just using bifocals my autistic friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 05:03:34 2017 No.9392387 >>9387319 Didn't the US overtake Mexico again though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 05:12:14 2017 No.9392409 >>9391447 Temperature, wind and rain are always an issue with tomatos. They like warmth, no wind, no rain. Also, lots of sun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 05:17:27 2017 No.9392417 File: 204 KB, 450x450, tumblr_mtnqk0oxYI1rt28efo1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383227 WHY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 05:21:45 2017 No.9392425 >>9392024 >>9391470 tomato """""sauce""""" more like tomato water

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 05:37:30 2017 No.9392457 >>9392362 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXYoduN0kWs I think it's the brown sugar that does it

Anonymous Wed Sep 6 05:56:29 2017 No.9392503

>>9386253
You have to consider that you would need either workers or specialized machinery (which would only work for sausages of a certain form and size). Image processing algorithms can be switched out to do other products as well. Furthermore, robot arms are much more universal than specialized mechanisms. So this may actually be the cheapest way in some cases.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 06:03:43 2017 No.9392515 File: 1.28 MB, 800x800, 1492618710449.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 06:07:20 2017 No.9392519 >>9392362 I'm pretty sure it's a dry rub that includes brown sugar and a lot of other spices. Even without the sugar, the meat and the dry rub will look like that after hours and hours in a smoker

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 06:24:37 2017 No.9392555 >>9385939 I will not rest until I see these animals tried in the Hague.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 06:47:37 2017 No.9392596 >>9387911 >>9387904 I've had burger ice cream before with a vanilla base. I'm ashamed to say it was amazing. It would sell like crazy if commercially made but I can see why it would be hard to market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 06:53:10 2017 No.9392613 >>9383227 Why is that Mayo so white It's not supposed to be that white, should have a yellowish glean

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 07:09:32 2017 No.9392650 File: 171 KB, 480x600, some chick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9387683 Does he do everything wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 07:12:02 2017 No.9392655 >>9383190 >>9383416 I don't get what's supposed to be so funny about these webms. It's brown people selling eggs. So what? Why the /ck/ obsession?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 07:19:17 2017 No.9392671 >>9392655 You're not autistic enough to understand anon. You have to go back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 07:21:00 2017 No.9392674 >>9392655 >the virgin confusion >>9392671 >the chad rebuttal

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 07:23:22 2017 No.9392684 >>9391625 Neck yourself, illiterate scum. This isn't your safe space, stop bitching for getting called out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 08:02:34 2017 No.9392751 >>9392515 Ive never wanted to eat something so badly in my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 08:26:08 2017 No.9392785 >>9392515 Hnnng, I love me some tomato-cheese-cake

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 08:39:36 2017 No.9392810 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, 1503952074476.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:10:33 2017 No.9392874 >>9392515 >Putting the sauce on top of the cheese >Switching the ratios Lel. Chicago can't do anything right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:11:06 2017 No.9392878 >>9391464 Lernsome English man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:22:54 2017 No.9392908 >>9383190 I love this fucking webm I also love the word 'surly'

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:44:52 2017 No.9392953 >>9392613 Doesn't have any eggs in in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:50:36 2017 No.9392972 >>9391464 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:50:43 2017 No.9392973 >>9392908 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:53:36 2017 No.9392980 >>9383227 >that fat hand as fuck hand an arm Of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:54:55 2017 No.9392982 File: 2.05 MB, 640x360, rodizio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:56:43 2017 No.9392986 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, pork belly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 09:58:35 2017 No.9392993 File: 2.67 MB, 1280x720, pommes aligot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Equal parts potato, cream and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 11:53:37 2017 No.9393319 >>9392874 it's because the cheese would burn if on top dum dum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 11:59:49 2017 No.9393333 >>9392993 Damn, now I know a better way to make mashed potatoes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 12:07:33 2017 No.9393347 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, chicken wings in chinese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 12:44:17 2017 No.9393425 >>9383196 ah yes, end of another day, finally get some me time, come to /ck/, go to the same webm thread that's been up for two days, read the first comment and laugh at it again quality post my man

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 12:46:53 2017 No.9393438 >>9386179 it's part of the mystery of the gif. i LOVE the way he's shovelling whole eggs into his mouth while staring the egg king straight into the eyes, and standing that close to the fort

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:01:44 2017 No.9393476 >>9383423 this is the least disgusting one of these I've seen, just because it seems to not be getting soggy as fuck,

Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:16:43 2017 No.9393523

>>9383190

how many pesos you reckon Manuel sells those egg sandwiches for? Or is it expensive because he cooks them? Some famous egg sandwich chef like that fat british pedophile who has michelin star fries?

Like for mexican people this is a good night out, get the family (all 40 of them including great grandma who is only 49) and take them out for some egg sandwich on a Thursday night before they don ponchos and dance to some fat guy with bad teeth playing the trumpet for bites of discarded egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:49:28 2017 No.9393623 >>9385939 was this before or after that anon cooked his watermelon chicken?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:52:14 2017 No.9393629 >>9393347 I just realized chop sticks actually have a good use. Look how effortlessly he handles those pieces

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:52:14 2017 No.9393630 >>9393623 Long before. Also, there's a thread about that right now. >>9392081

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:53:32 2017 No.9393635 >>9393523 That's in India retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:54:21 2017 No.9393638 >>9391261 Ah yes, the fabled /asianmasculinity/

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:55:34 2017 No.9393642 >>9393629 if you can master them they can be used as almost all utensils.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 13:56:22 2017 No.9393647 >>9393635 no one is shitting on the street in view so no it isn't dickhead

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:02:06 2017 No.9393660 File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, 1468201990641.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393629 not exactly chop sticks but...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:07:18 2017 No.9393670 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, 1478407054271.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9384575 what'd he do

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:08:57 2017 No.9393677 >>9393642 So they Asian were once again thousands of years ahead of us >>9393660 Suiga....

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:10:17 2017 No.9393682 >>9393642 Ever tried peeling a potato with chopsticks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:11:46 2017 No.9393685 >>9383475 >eat healthy *eat healthily

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:12:31 2017 No.9393688 File: 1.65 MB, 480x360, 1485629937624.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9393670 never mind I just saw >>9388164

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:13:34 2017 No.9393690 >>9393682 Ever tried peeling a potato with a butter knife? Ever realized that ""almost all" means that there are, in fact, exceptions, and that a peeler is one of those?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:25:25 2017 No.9393736 >>9393682 not him. they are eating utensils idiot not food prep

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:27:47 2017 No.9393740 >>9393736 He said all utensils. All.

Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:29:16 2017 No.9393746

>>9393736
Cooking chopsticks replace a lot of prep utensils too. You can't cut with them, but you can use them to pick up food out of hot oil like a skimmer. You can use them to mix/beat foods like a whisk. You can manipulate and flip food being fried in a pan like a spatula. You can pick up and move foods like you would with tongs. Etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:31:10 2017 No.9393753 >>9393740 Apparently your spergbrain skipped right over the term "almost".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:33:13 2017 No.9393756 >ITT: /ck/ carves a roast chicken with chopsticks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:34:21 2017 No.9393762 >>9383227 Is he in a fucking car

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:34:32 2017 No.9393763 >>9393753 Can you use chopsticks in lieu of a pipe wrench? My shower is leaking but I've got no tools.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:35:23 2017 No.9393768 >>9393763 Look in the mirror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:37:54 2017 No.9393777 >>9393746 Spatula flip slash. Though I'm thinking now of the awkwardness you'd have with eggs and chopsticks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:39:16 2017 No.9393783 >>9383196 >kids are watched by a trusted niece This breaks the immersion

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:44:06 2017 No.9393803 >>9387884 OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:45:11 2017 No.9393806 >>9387954 >security/hygiene make a visit >fired cooking isn't meant to be some circus trick show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:46:59 2017 No.9393811 >>9393670 >literally every ingredient touched with dirty fingers

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 14:55:52 2017 No.9393847 File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, 1500509672048.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 16:56:15 2017 No.9394276 >>9392332 >cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 17:15:43 2017 No.9394360 >>9392986 >Throwing away the crispy bits Id fucking yell at that dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 17:47:01 2017 No.9394480 File: 40 KB, 320x395, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9383190

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 17:47:44 2017 No.9394481 >>9383190 Jewtube update broke my plugins for downloading HQ MP4s. Are there any functioning alternatives available so I can make some fresh webms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 17:48:33 2017 No.9394484 >>9394480 keked at this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 17:50:50 2017 No.9394493 >>9394481 that would be great if some new ones are cycled in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 17:55:37 2017 No.9394512 >>9394481 http://download.cnet.com/MP4-Youtube-Video-Downloader/3000-2071_4-75803781.html don't know if this helps. just trying

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:03:38 2017 No.9394541 >>9394481 youtube-dl mate. You just have to keep it updated because they're always chasing youtube's changes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:13:56 2017 No.9394571 >>9394541 >>9394512 Thanks m8s. I also found out it seems that some of the older DL tools work if you're not logged in but who the fuck know how long that'll work. I'll try to get some newer stuff coming in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 18:21:25 2017 No.9394595 >>9394571 >>9394590 start doing new ones here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 19:50:56 2017 No.9394972 >>9393670 How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:03:22 2017 No.9395234 >>9387683 This is exactly what it looks like when I clean out my fridge each month

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 21:06:04 2017 No.9395243 >>9389445 The Left can't Meme: The Post (2017: Director's Commentary)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:12:02 2017 No.9395522 >>9393660 seems like a lot of them are getting torn and damaged

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Wed Sep 6 22:18:00 2017 No.9395536 >>9395522 Much like your rectum. :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 22:59:13 2017 No.9395669 >>9393438 >>9386212 >>9386257 >>9386179 I appreciate this webm more every time I watch it, it makes up for all the same shitty mexican webms

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 6 23:31:33 2017 No.9395784 >>9393762 top fucking kek

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