/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sushi soup

This

Egg soup

Chorizo

>>9375212
No posting scat outside of the NSFW boards faggo

Banana cake.

>>9375223
Look like delish za snek

That's supposed to be a kibbeh

>>9375176

>>9375191
if this is just sushi soaking in soy then good
>>9375199
and would actually enjoy this besides the weird fries. Fish head meat is delicious

>>9375269
How are the fries weird?

Ravioli soup

This. Green brownie.

Oreo churros

Nesquik m&Ms ramen.

>>9375291
They look like prostate simulators

Lasagna attempt.

Risotto

Fell asleep with a lasagna in the oven

Tuberculosis pizza.

>>9375279
there's only like 4
and they don't go with anything else in the picture

>>9375258
Literally looks like someone placed a turd log on the plate as garnish

>>9375343
Look at this one too

Lunch

>>9375318

Lasagna.

Fruit salad.

Liver sandwich.

Hamburger attempt.

Cakes.

Meat baby.

Temaky sandwich.

Black rice risotto.

Bean sandwich

>>9375525
I would most definitely try this. Good thread OP

yummy nummy mush mush

Banana cake.

>>9375533
Ty. Thought no one was here.

Corn n' beans pizza.

Stuffed panettone.

>>9375325
Please tell me these are pictures from cell phones found on prisoners

Chocolate cake.

>>9375445
Psst hey kid, wanna try some veges?

>>9375176
>Found an awesome source of gorefood, i need to share this with you guys!
>Scrolling down
T-thanks OP.

Pudding.

>>9375579
>>9375568

Oreo sandwich

Another pudding.

Thanks OP, what was the source?
Seems like south america somewhere

>>9375252
NO

>>9375631
A Brazilian page

>>9375252
Wait a minute. Did that squirt bottle really have THREE FREAKING DISPENSERS?

>>9375579
Looks like a brain fresh after a lobotomy.

>>9375568
>>9375560
Won't lie, I'd murder both of these.

>>9375543
>>9375448
Is this for real? Go back to >>>/x/

>>9375508
That's legit beautiful.

>>9375416
THE CHERRY TOMATO IS NOT HELPING.

>>9375294
What the fuck is that?

>>9375654
uma delicia

>>9375191
What the fuck is wrong with these people, can't they follow simple directions to cook rice ?!

>>9375235

>>9375199
This is metal as fuck,would try

>>9375316
that looks like a tasty batch of brownies, anon

>>9375209
Ah, the old "canned soup with boild eggs." Used to make this back in the days. It takes ten minutes, you toss the can away, almost no dishes to be made, it taste good and if you're very hungry just throw in a couple of extra eggs.

>>9375445
Rad a.f.

>>9375265

>>9376247
I laughed my ass off

>>9375235
>>9375392
>>9375404
>>9375546
>>9375579
I'll bet it tastes delicious AF.

>>9375252
>>9375294
Ten feet higher.

>>9377189
I would definetly eat those puddings.

>>9375176

>>9375176

>>9375654
Link? I'm seeing a lot of really quinticential br shit here and i'm liking it.

>>9377977
I meet your mexican cuisine with American cuisine.

>>9377970
Looks horrifying, but I would devour that fucking thing.

>>9375535
Violent diarrhea fries

>>9377970
I'd eat it.

>>9378046
That's Japanese faggot

>>9378046
I.. is that.. is that big Mac ice cream? I think I'm going to be ill....

compliation

>this thread

You guys are lucky. I have an original created be yours truly.

Perhaps the worst looking thing I've ever intended to seriously make.

>>9378239
that pepperoni cheesecup isnt much different than the meat and cheese platters

>>9378346
What was it supposed to be?

>>9378616

The original concept was supposed to be a pesto tagliatelle with a bottom dress of red cabbage puree. Thought the contrasting colors would have made for an interesting presentation. however, the red cabbage puree came out off color and I put too much on there. Tasted fine, but looked like complete shit. Definitely one of my more horrific creations.

>>9375176

>>9375291
Looks like dog shit

>>9375285
Does it get you stoned or just give you diabetes?

>>9375600
That actually looks really good, provided it isn't actually a flipflop someone just dipped in beer batter and fried up.

>>9378239
>picture 3rd on the bottom row.

OK is this whole "Muh man loves it when i cook for him :)" a fucking joke meme or something? is it realy saying "hahaha we are too useless to be allowed near the kitchen!"

>>9375431
It's trying to get out.

>>9378816
Less of a meal and more of a David Cronenberg film.

>>9378046
I'd be willing to try that.

Fresh from 34 min ago.

>>9375219
It's meat dip nig

>>9377970
Holy shit it's a shoggoth

FUCKING MEXICANS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVEQQAytnig

>>9375212
Pretty sure that's Medister and not chorizo.

>>9375690
This is the worst post I've ever seen

>>9375318
none pizza with right corn

>>9375235
I love banana but...not like this...

>>9375399
i wish i had this man's skill

Rate this pizza I ate today

>>9375303
>there_was_an_attempt.jpg

>>9375291
fried cat shit

>>9375582
thought this was an attempt at a game controller and the car was just there

>>9378816
you can almost see another face when you flip it upside-down

>>9381257
Idiot. If you put those ricotta turds on the seams between the pieces they'll fall off when you pick it up.

>>9376247
U M A
M
A

>>9381317
Looks kinda cute

>>9378346
Dude I have a pilondial cyst on my ass crack and every 6 months when it fills with infection and puss and hair, it gets drained. Your cabbage sauce looks like the puss that comes out, which also has probably the worst smell I've ever nosed. Think of infection, shit, and death x10 compressed into a zit the size of a quarter.

>>9381392
How do you live with such a thing? Can't they just cut it out of you

>>9375582
KA-CHOW!

>>9375543

>>9376695
I'm pretty sure that this is not a canned soup, it Is homemade.

>>9375291
my baby literally shits like this

>>9375242
Achewood reboot is looking terrible.

>>9377999
Looks like a Diablo 2 monster. CHIKKENISHU

>>9378239
>Those spray bottles
erry time

>>9385540
uma

>>9381257

Looks nice apart from the salmon slices inevitably falling off complete when you bite them

>>9384523

How the fuck

>>9375252
>Plate with snacks and cup full of dipping stuff in the middle
Pretty nice actually
>overflowing the cup with cheese
Wh-what? You're just making a mess now, I guess it looks kind of nice but I'd like to know where my cup is
>drizzling shit all over it
Looks pretty but what for even?
>sprinkling even more shit over it
Now this is fucking excessive, why even bother trying to make this look presentable if you're going to cover everything you just plated with shit that'll overwhelm its flavor?
>Bacon
Fucking STOP

>>9375535
Shart & Chips
beautiful Brit-American fusion food

>>9375176
I used to make these with lunchables, the $5 faggot meals in 1997 for three discs, two packets of sauce, m&ms, cheese, and pepperoni. just use all the chocolate sauce on one disc, pour on m&ms

Fresh

>>9377970
Don't let the dark souls devs see this or it'll be in the next dlc

>>9378239
that cucumber and ham sandwich is great shut up.
I was out of bread, cucumber and ham was all I had in my fridge.

>>9385540
sopa de leper, uma delicia

>>9386620
Looks bland but edible.

>>9385540
Yo for real is that a mother fucking armadillo? I could handle every disgusting picture in this crazy fucking gloriously disturbing thread until they cooked a whole baby armadillo in soup what the actual fuck man?
i admit it, im butthurt.

Okay, that's all. As you were, gentlemen.

>>9380048

Top kek

>>9375440
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

>>9375962
Basically Beaner street food taken to the extreme

>>9377922
I like the dead mosquito

>>9388069
>armadillo
get your fuckin eyes checked

>>9382554
DR FUCKIN QUANDARY?!

>>9375294
>using fucking limes like Gwyneth Paltrow

>>9375568
>for your birthday, have an unwiped anus

Chocolate "poop emoji" cake.

>>9388184
Oh sorry

Pangolin.

>>9379641
I've been living in mexico for 23 years and I've never seen or heard of this so called "traditional" dish, It's revolting.

>>9375303
Oh god wtf?? That looks like ketchup ramen with hams slices and swiss on top.

>>9378239
Ahh yes the virgin, a timeless classic.
>>9386738
Was thinking the same, that'd be a great alternative to bread.

>>9381317
Looks like that 9 year old girl who was born without a face that was posted on pol the other day.

>>9389115
That's because that's exactly what it is.

>>9375212
Good Chorizo is Godly. What you posted is not Chorizo at all.

If you had to eat one food from this thread which one would it be?

Can someone recommend me Jack's rawest meat video?

>>9389346
Trust me. The one who posted this on FB, said this was a chorizo.

>>9389346
>>9389789

neither of you know anything about chorizo

>>9389796
I just came to post thia stuff bc I knew that u would like to know. I don't care if the guy that posted this knows or not what a chorizo is.


I do know about chorizo.

>>9389789
He might have said it was chorizo, but it sure as hell doesn't look like any chorizo I've ever seen or cooked--either the hard Spanish kind or the raw Mexican kind.

>>9389837
I agree. Looks like a hard crap.

>>9375554
more like corn and rabbit shit

>>9375258

>>9375554

>>9375358
Looks like a demonic cult-like turd-pope lmao

>>9375690
Can you not quote chain like this please. It is not good etiquette. Thank you for listening newfriend.

>>9385540
*Screams externally * that is a baby pangolean! *Barf*

>>9385540
>genuinely nauseous
These animals are endangered.

>>9379536
Don't call me a nig you bish

I remember in Uni I used to experiment and make all sorts of weird shit. Sometimes it worked and was pretty good like this thai curry risotto thing I made, canned tuna ramen or curry and soysauce spaghetti bolagnaise. Sometimes it was inedible like this maple syrup spaghetti.

>>9378816
That is a goblin

>>9385540
Sopa de armadillo
É uma delicia

>>9375242
Look like harlequin syndrome

>>9375445
pretty cute actually

>>9378046
the only difference is the american one is satire

>>9375252
Esquites are from MX but this is is now utter shit. I don't see how this could work here but I bet it does not deliver the taste a real esquite can.

...

>>9378046
I was a little grossed out at first because I didn't know what was happening but then it looked pretty good at the end

>>9395299
did you post in the wrong thread?

>>9375252
Yeah, Mexico is still one of the most obese populations, right?

>>9375431
This is probably scrumdiddlyumptious though.

>>9375191
>>9375269
>if this is just sushi soaking in soy then good

>>9375252
I bet people even eat through the styrofoam cup

>>9375445
dammit, caught me off guard

>>9375299
>prostate simulators

Fucking Germans, I swear.

>>9375448

Christ, looks like someone roasted a harlequin fetus.

>>9378046
Yeah, no, American's aren't eating that on the reg. Sort your shit out, Mexico.

>>9390529
age a little

>>9375242

>>9375223
Kaa 'za

best thread

>>9395494
those strips of meat are about to achieve sentience and learn martial arts

>>9378033
>American Toothbrush

>>9393192
It looks like sweating?

>>9395299
>sushi without rice
>that processes shit is "keto"
Why don't we just kill retards anymore?

>>9375223

>>9399122
I agree, that's too much pineapple.
A few pieces on each slice is sufficient.

>>9375410
How the hell can you fuck up chocolate pops

>>9397918
It's just nyquil and turkey bacon

>>9399159
I have a feeling that this is a whole pizzas worth of pineapple people picked off and put on one slice.

Guess what has liquefied after 1 year of negligence!

>>9399198
Your self-respect.

>>9384523
does anyone else remember this and have a picture of that ops giant spatula?

>>9377970
>Someone's leaking the /ck/ boss battle from 4chan the Game

>>9388069
No, it's an endangered species, the Pangolin. They're like Armadillos that leveled up.

>>9378747
weed butter doesnt give color like that i think
so prob just diabetes

>>9375399
liver and condensed milk?..

>>9375265
>>9376740
lol

>>9375298

>>9375283

>>9399195
There's no sauce residue on the pieces so I have to disagree.

Dis, da best thread.

>>9378239
The left second down actually looks tasty though.

>>9384523
Put the cheese on AFTER.
What in the world.

Funniest thread on any board I've seen in a while

>>9378033
That's quite hypocritical for a Britfag

>>9395494

>>9400352
He turned that bun over like he was gona fuk it or something.

>>9400385
I'd eat that.

>tfw I can't necessarily mock these people
I put chips as a salad topping. I can happy eat Arugula Spinach if some Flaming Hot Cheetoes is on top. I rationalize that it's no different that dousing it in a fattening dressing.

>>9375303
Look at that dish. At least 5 people ate this.

>>9375316
I love brownies!

>>9378239
Is the pepperoni and cheese cup on there supposed to be part of a joke? Like, "that's not weird, that shouldn't be on there"? It's really not strange at all, it's just a snack and they usually come with crackers to make little sandwiches with.

>>9375316
>tfw a family member falls asleep while cooking and completely fucks up the pan

>>9400352
>Jack'd
>actually cooked
false advertising there

>>9375191
Why do people use soy sauce like it's a condiment? It's way too strong for that imo

>>9400385
These are just rice Krispy treats

>>9399190

>>9375372
You ate rice with popcorn?!

>>9375384
If it wasn't for your description, I would have mistaken this for ice cream - a nutty creamy flavour base with chocolate scoops on top.

>>9375392
I bet my mouth get more nuts and sauces than fruit.

>>9375416
What's that suppose to be: fries packed together into some weird kebab thing?

>>9377977
>Doritos
Aren't they a little too sweet with all that orange powder in them?

>>9385540
(ಥ_ಥ)

>>9375252
This is why beaners are bigger fat-asses than amerilards now.

>>9378774
>flipflop
La chancla cabron.

>>9402885
I haven't eaten any of these. I'm just posting.