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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Breakfast for dinner, /ck/. You?

>> No.9374488

You should take the plastic wrapper off before cooking it. I made that mistake a few times till someone told me what I was doing wrong. The idiot bacon company didn't even bother put that in the instructions

>> No.9374500
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>>9374488
Noted

Lay them out however. Preheat oven at 350

>> No.9374511

>>9374500
Oh, it's turkey.
For a second there I was very confused by the look of your bacon.

>> No.9374513

>turkey
>bacon
Pick one

>> No.9374514

>cooking on foil
Enjoy your alzheimer's disease.

>> No.9374515

>>9374500
That is some creepy looking bacon, Anon.

>> No.9374517
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If you're going for candied, add the syrup. Be wary of how much it'll reduce, but you can't really go wrong.

>> No.9374523

>>9374517

Oh dear... you've gone and done it now....

>> No.9374525

>>9374517
shit just got real yo.

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>>9374517

>> No.9374532

>>9374517
Oh no

>> No.9374535
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>>9374517
>>9374523
>>9374525
Don't forget the secret sauce. The cheaper the better

>> No.9374536

>>9374483
I don't have a ride to the grocery store until tomorrow, so I just have beer, Gatorade, and milk. I already have diarrhea 7 hours into my liquid diet.

>> No.9374541
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>>9374536
Keep drinking

>> No.9374549

>>9374541
Why is there any left in the bottle? You didn't think to fill the pan with it?

>> No.9374551
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>>9374536
>>9374541
Gotta get preppin

>> No.9374552
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>>9374517
oh god not again

>> No.9374563

>>9374517
Oh look, it's another "include me in the screencap" reddit episode

>> No.9374564

>>9374541
take a nyquil whiskey shot if you're going to do this thread again

>> No.9374566

good job on wasting a bunch of turkey bacon on trying and failing to be meme worthy
you ass

>> No.9374568
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>>9374563
>wasting food for (you)'s
Sad.

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>>9374563
I ain't reddit

>> No.9374571

>>9374500
Ewww you Americans would eat everything. What is wrong with you.

>> No.9374586
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>>9374564
Note the green
"Bexause fuck that shit"

>> No.9374604
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What's breakfast without a savory omelette

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>>9374604
And an omelet needs a good filling

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What's breakfast without a savory omelette

>>9374624
Nobody wants a plain one

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>>9374624
>>9374637
Double boiler, crucial

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>>9374646
Idk if you can call it marmalade but that's what I'm saying.

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>>9374646
>>9374654
Double boiler takes longer, but definitely prevents burning.

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>>9374517

>> No.9374736
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In case the nyquil gives you indigestion

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>>9374736
Lookin good

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>>9374752
Uma delicia

>> No.9374791

>>9374762
Missing some macacos in there

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May have forgotten about the bacon...

>> No.9374804

>>9374801
Why is turkey bacon ribber for her pleasure?

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>>9374762
Get your favorite cheese product

>> No.9374817
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>>9374517
HE LIVED

>> No.9374826

>>9374811
You will need more pepto bismol for that bud

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>>9374811
>>9374817
Cheese it up

>> No.9374831
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this is the most reddit "oh look at me" post i've ever seen

>> No.9374836
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>>9374827
Bacon to taste

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>>9374827

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>>9374831
>>9374836
Nyquil/Heaven hill bacon, Pepto/Onion/spinach eggs, circus peanut nyquil sauce. WA LA

>> No.9374854

The "haha look at me making disgusting shit" meme is dead, kid.

You're no DinoTendies, and even his shit is passé at this point.

>> No.9374860
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>>9374854
Were you not there on /cock/ when he made Nyquil chicken?

>> No.9374870
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>>9374517
You are on the way to Flavortown, and your liver is on the way down.

If the Acetaminophen doesn't kill you then the Dextromethorphan will give you some fun.

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>>9374870
"it's not good"

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>>9374875
Omlette goin in

>> No.9374885

>>9374875
>phoenix
surpise surpise flyover

>> No.9374886

>>9374875
There are starving children in africa who would love to have that food, anon

>> No.9374893

>>9374885
He probably just mispelled the Pokemon Onyx. He only looks 15 with that shitty beard and matching coffin tattoos

>> No.9374894
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>>9374884
"Definitely the grossest thing I've ever put on my mouth"

>> No.9374898

>>9374894

Funny. Your sister said the same thing the other night.

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>>9374894
>>9374898
Look we got a woman to. eat it

>> No.9374917

>>9374483
i forgot how much fun it was to take nyquil but then i remembered im not a fucking teenage faggot anymore

>> No.9374919

>>9374907
>Cleavage
>Lips
>Teapot with a dumb spout

Yup. Can confrim this is a woman

>> No.9374928

>>9374586
Post face you look hot

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>>9374894

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>>9374928
No

>> No.9374937

>>9374907

I think she's the one. Hard to tell without the bag on her head.

>> No.9374941

>>9374934
Nevermind you look like Sami zayne

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>>9374932
Not gonna lie that's impressive

>> No.9374955

>>9374941
Thx bb

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Why tho

>> No.9375061
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>>9374483
>>9374500
>>9374517
>>9374535
>>9374541
>>9374569
>>9374586
>>9374604
>>9374624
>>9374637
>>9374646
>>9374654
>>9374679
>>9374736
>>9374752
>>9374762
>>9374801
>>9374811
>>9374827
>>9374836
>>9374849
>>9374875
>>9374884
>>9374894
>>9374907
>>9374934
>>9374947
ARE YOU THE SLEEPYTIME CHICKEN MAN FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO?

>> No.9375069
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>>9374517

I rememeber you. I remember your chicken. How are you alive

>> No.9375072
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You nasty cunt.
Stay away from my food board.

>> No.9375082

You should read your bible sirs. You'll find all sorts of crazy shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a jew?

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>>9375061
Indeed, we are

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>>9375262

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>>9374893
>Pokemon Onyx
>Onyx

What does that make you, 9 years old?

>> No.9376802

>>9374885
>phonix
>pheonix
?

>> No.9376806

>>9375082
What the fuck kind of songbird, Jesus-freak dealer did you bring me to?

>> No.9376819
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When I first came to this board, I was actually interested in learning to cook and being around like minded people.
It turns out WE have been the Jack thread this entire time. All of us.

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>>9374801

>> No.9377846

>>9374919

>gooseneck kettle
>dumb spout

Why the fuck do I keep coming back to this board

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Every time, every time I visit this fucking board I see shit like this. Never change you stupid fucks.