/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I agree but I also want to fight you

>>9363806
I eat 'em like that so I don't get my fingers messy.

>>9363806
take this.

>>9363817
I'd fuck you up, better reconsider.

>>9363820
You monster.

その通り

>>9363806

I beg to differ. Lindt Straciatella is the best, although they don't sell it anymore.

Kit Kat is candy bar garbage.

Bruh...

Thats not twix

>>9363870
You know why that's called a zero bar? Because that's the amount of pussy you'll be getting eating a piece of shit like that. Grab a Snickers like a real fucking man.

>>9363806
Posting the superior wafer treat.

Also Butterfinger is the goat candy bar.

>>9363806
*blocks your path*

i like skor bars

>>9363881
Snickers is what you''ll get when they see your dick

>>9363822
Mah nigga. Balisto is so good

>>9363870
This, most under appreciated candy bar

Boost is the one and only.

>>9363806
Superior bar coming through

>>9364224
They're pretty good but occasionally there's no biscuit bits and they fucking suck.

>>9364260

this tbqh, chocolate tastes better and the cracker part is crunchier

This one.

>>9364260
>>9364298
>superior
>kvAASDAASDF

YOU CAN'T

EVEN PRONOUNCE

IT'S NAME

BRO

>>9364378

just say "quick lunch", almost the same pronunciation

I only eat candy bars I made myself.

>>9363806
only 14 year old girls say "fight me"
fuck off

I tried an Aero bar for the first time recently. The difference in quality between shitty American chocolate and shitty British chocolate is incredible, those limey bastards weren't meming us after all.

>>9363887
Nutty bars are great, they're the best thing ever made by Little Diabetes, but for a wafer I prefer a KitKat. I agree about Butterfingers though

You guys got such shit taste.

>>9364374
For adults friends

>>9363817
fpbp

Green Tea Kit Kats are the greatest candy.

>>9364628
>saying I have shit taste when you posted the candy bar equivalent of an ADHD child

dude lets just put every single ingredient in a candy bar fuck you

Reese's pieces big cup

plebs need not apply

>>9365159
Then why are you here? The thread is about candy bars. Not needlessly overpriced crap in bar shape

the perfect candybar doesn't exis-

>>9363887
>the superior wafer treat

lad

>>9364378
Pretty much anyone who speaks a northern European language should get it in about 5 seconds.

>>9365239
I posted a "candy bar"
>apparently real food isn't /ck/ approved
>who would have guessed

>>9365261
>100% cocao is "candy"

Fuck you're trying so hard I almost feel bad for you.

>>9363806
>compound chocolate
>greatest

Don't mind me, just posting the best candy bar

>>9365268
what is a chocolate bar?
answer well here anon?
we already know you are a fucking retard.

>100%bitter isn't real chocolate.
>identify the amerifat

>>9365335

Are you trying to say that a "chocolate bar" and "candy" are the same thing?

>>9365335
>what is a chocolate bar?

A bar made of chocolate.

1. Cocoa isn't chocolate: chocolate is made using cocoa.
2. "A bar of chocolate" is not the same as "A candy bar".

...trying so, so hard. Bless you.

>>9365335
why would you even eat that piece of shit, candy is suppouse to be sweet and kinda cheap you pretentious faggot

This site is supposed to be 18+, nobody here should still be eating candy.
Grow the fuck up already.

>>9365419
But I need snacks while "gaming" and watching superhero movies and "adult" cartoons on netflix!

>>9365419
>getting this mad because they insult the overpriced and shitty "Meme: the ""chocolate"" bar"

>>9365419
Part of growing up is realizing you can do whatever you want and that other people can eat your ass with a spoon if they don't like it.

One day you'll realize that anon.

>>9365279

I'll compound your chocolate, baby.

>>9365419
You're getting upset about other people enjoying something they like once in a while and think people should stop eating those things past a certain age. Maybe you should grow up.

>>9364260
>>9364264
Choo choo! Reinforcements arriving

>>9365644
Meant
>>9364298 Not >>9364264

You guys need to get your lives together.
There is nothing better.

>>9363806
Wunderbar is the greatest candy bar.

These taste best out of the fridge

>>9365280

>>9363806

>>9364081
>>>9363881
>Snickers is what you''ll get when they see your dick

Best bar is a three musketeers.
>Simple flavors
>Done right
>American chocolate

You fucks over complicate it with all these nuts and cacaocock

As far as chocolate snacks goes. Tim-tam is GOD tier. Praise the australians.

Step aside plebs.
honorary mention: Take 5

>>9366164
OP here, I created this thread to say this, but I thought about it and went with Kit-Kat by a hair.

個人的には桜抹茶はキットカットの種類の中で一番美味しいキットカットだと思う。

>>9365159
>100%
why don't you just eat a ghirardelli bakers bar then. they cost like 2 dollars where I live and they taste delicious

>>9365280
delicious

the german candy bar version of a ferro rocher

>>9363806
>kit kat
fuck you
nutrageous all the way

>>9363806
The true champ.

>>9364260
Fucking norrbaggar

>>9363806
Not a candy connoiseur but it seems to me that chocolate bars vary GREATLY in quality from country to country. Back home in Sweden and France, KitKats are great but here in CA they taste pretty shitty and in the maldives (imported from india) they weren't too great either. What's up with that? You would think they'd ve the same ingredients and method of cooking, no?

>>9367305
Also, i prefer this one but kitkat is a safe bet.

>>9365280
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Top tier: Butterfinger, Reese's, Twix, Kit Kat, 3 Musketeers

I love all the sad faces in here defending candy
what are your parameters for a candy bar?

>being laced with HFCS and artificial flavours
>/ck/
>expecting actualy taste in a forum populated by man childs

this went about how expected

>>9367334
>3 Musketeers
>MILK CHOCOLATE (SUGAR, CHOCOLATE, COCOA BUTTER, SKIM MILK, LACTOSE, MILKFAT, SOY LECITHIN), SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, HYDROGENATED PALM KERNEL OIL AND/OR PALM OIL, LESS THAN 2% - COCOA POWDER PROCESSED WITH ALKALI, SALT, EGG WHITES, ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS.
>yum yum.
no wonder you cucks can't get a woman pregnant

>>9367356
Nigger nobody's saying they're good for you, it's a thread about how good they taste

>>9367361
oooh edgy, you called me a nigger.
you eat this filth that actual niggers eat.

continue on being the one cucked by society
fatty

>>9367363
Just go back to r3ddit please.
No one cares.
Talk candy or go home. That's what the thread is about.

A MARS® Bar contains Milk Chocolate 40%, Nougat 33% and Caramel 27%. Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup (Sources include Wheat), Milk Solids, Vegetable Fat, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Barley Malt Extract, Cocoa Powder, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Salt , Egg White, Natural Flavour (Vanilla Extract).
>yumyum

>>9363806
Sorry that's not Snickers or Butterfinger

>>9367369
yes, everyone who isn't a cuck to society is clearly from reddit.
is this how you win over all those women? or is it your amazing neckbeard?

I have been on this site before you even knew what ejaculating felt like, kid

So many kids triggered.


Look at the ingredients in a real chocolate bar.

amazing how they are so much shorter and don't have all these additives.

I understand mom doesn't want to spend a lot of money with you still living in the basement and all.

>>9364073
fantastic candy bar

>>9363806
Greatest candy bar?? Pic related. Not even a question.

I really wish candy making would become more hipser though. Get some micro-chocolatiere shops poppin around everywhere or something. That'd be fookin' sweet over the same old mass produced sugar and fat and red dye #40.

>>9367373
>cuck
>kid
>been here longer
>all those women
>Neckbeard
Take a moment and let those hormones settle before you post.

>>9367469
>?
>?
refute what is said. ask mom for some more chicken tendies or maybe she will drive you for some good food.

fatty

>>9367486
>refuting rhetorical questions
Holy fuck you can't be this fucking retarded

nestle is a shit company and i'd rather not buy their shit

KitKat but better. Shame they stopped selling them.

>>9367486
>>9368326
this conversation is advanced level autism

>>9366964
Denna negern vet vad som är upp.

>>9366367
can i stick it in your pooper

>>9368403
jag vill mörda negerhoran som fick för sig att ändra receptet på sportlunch. värre än hitler

>>9368347
>keks

>>9369599
its German for biscuits you retarded child

>>9366818
These are top tier but they've been impossible to find in my area for years. I found them at one place a year or two ago but can't remember where it was.

>>9366818
>can only get these in my area on Halloween

fug

>>9364073
That looks like a 100 grand (U.S.) but heartier on the rice. Love me some crispy chocolate.

>>9370002
>those fingerprints

>>9370006
It's hard to pull a 100 grand apart.

>>9369624
those are swedish
it's spelt with an x
with an x, it's swedish for cookie/cracker/UK biscuit
it's pronounced /ɕɛks/ and anyone who says /kɛks/ deserves to be drowned in the baltic sea

This is the one that is the one

The fact none of you scrubs have posted this makes me sad. Clearly the best chocolate bar.

>>9364260
desu 3 of my friends and I tried these and couldn't tell a difference between it and kit-kat.

>>9370633

Of course a fucking oh-eight piece of shit would say chex. Enjoy your annual snow chaos.

Pic related due to protein content, price and taste.
If you need a high calorie snack during endurance sports I suggest Snickers, it has almost 500 kcal per 100g.

>>9363806
CLEARLY you've never had Kinder chocolate from Germany

>>9370825
a fucking leaf

>>9365249
I was gonna post this

>>9371366
actually i'm oh-four

>>9366367
is this a meme worth getting into?

>>9366164
fantastic choice

over 100 replies and no one mentions this

>PEANUTS
with honey and shit

>>9365251
My fucking nigger, just bought a few of these from amazon to enjoy again.

>>9367458
>>9367458
>I really wish candy making would become more hipser though. Get some micro-chocolatiere shops poppin around everywhere or something. That'd be fookin' sweet over the same old mass produced sugar and fat and red dye #40.

That's what is happening in the marijuana edible industry, so i hope you like getting toked up 420 style

>>9363876
you never see an old man eating those

>>9367323
>>9366045
>>9365249
Ok, I have a stockpile of Milky Ways because my mom keeps buying me them

Eating one out of the fridge now, I don't GET IT, IT JUST MAKES ME MAD THAT THERE ARE NO CRUNCHY PEANUTS INSIDE

>>9374841
Make way for the king

>>9365280
The only legit way to eat these is by carefully removing the bottom wafer and eating that first. Then tonguing out the hazelnut before ending with the swirl top. Just one pair of fingers isn't enough though.

>>9375729
I don't always eat a Hershey's, but when I do...
it's fucking this!

>>9363806
I'm not opening this thread to check but if nobody mentioned Caramello yet, there's gonna be problems.

>>9363887

bruh stop

>>9370825
I've been trying to get my leaf friend to send me one of these fuckers for well over a year and he keeps forgetting. They seem like coffee-flavoured giant kit kats, in which case I'll probably cream my jeans after one bite.

>>9375729
my jigaboo

3BIT

I love peeling away layers in all chocolate bars - sides, then top, bottom and then inside layers by themselves.