/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why are /sipgrils/ so rare?

>>9350267
fixed

>>9350267
they're free of the instagram virus that beancucks have

#raresips

>>9350322
that's a long thumb

Water.

>>9350267
>daddyIssues.jpg
Jesus Cucking Christ. Maybe its a good thing sipgrils are rare. Btw, I have it on good authority that Janet Yellen is the OG sipgril.

>>9350267

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>tfw

>>9350267
Is no one going to comment on the giant pile of cum on her bag

I like sips but I am drinking only sips and water but my pee is still yellow sometimes dark yellow, same as if I drink soda.

Starting to wonder if sips are actually good for you or just faking it

anyone else here miss bookoo?

>>9351281
Your pee turns yellow due to the vitamin B found in the drinks. It isn't bad per se, your body just takes whatever it needs and expels out the rest in the form of urine. If anything I'd be more worried about your pee not turning yellow, means your body is unable to filter the excess shit which could be toxic for you if accumulated over time in your system.

Anyway, I just tried a sip for the first time and it wasn't as good as dumb sip shills claim. Think I'll just stick to the original from now on, still the best flavor.

>>9351388
if you like the original flavor then drink >>9350267 which is a zero calorie version

>>9351388
If you go full beetus, gronk is way better than the original

Good night sip lads. I am off to slumber. I have a lot of work left to do this weekend. I have a lot of paperwork I have to have finished by Monday morning for work. I need my sleep so I can keep my wits about me tomorrow. Tomorrow night may be an adrenaline, caffeine, and b vitamin fueled nightmare of corner cutting and busting it out tho. Wish me well.

Goodnight - S I P B O Y S -

>>9351258
im more confsed at why shes in jap land

Friendly reminder sipbros

My bro monstermatt got gout from too many sips, be careful out there you goddamn savages

>>9350331
>>9350331
>>9350331
>>9350331

... I know I should lurk more but why are these called sip threads?

>>9352076
lurk more

What is it about coffee that makes me poop but sips don't?

>>9352076
It's a /fit/ meme that has spilled over.

Lurk more

>>9352253
Probably one of the other 1499 chemicals present in coffee.

its gud

Are there any sips that don't taste terrible? I tried all the Monster Ultra's White, Yellow, Orange, Red and each one tastes terrible. They all have this gross artificial aftertaste that's hard to describe. But normal energy drinks have too much sugar. I think the best are those with sugar+artificial sweetners.

how is ultra red/ultra sunrise compared to the white one

>>9352579
Try Import.

>>9352580
To me Sunrise tastes like obviously fake orange juice. Think Sunny D with a hint of bleach.

>>9351892
Mistranslation of the bible. The correct translation is 616.

>>9352580
orange is pretty good

Zero Black > Zero White > Zero Orange > Zero Blue > Zero Red

>>9352579
I'm not keen on any of the Monster drinks. Amp has a lot of different flavors (with orange being the absolute BEST) and taste better in my opinion.

>>9351875
Ever heard of tourism?
Retard.

I got 9 dollarinos should I walk to the store and get a sip or 2??? I need to know very soon my mouth is watering

>>9352689
$9 better get you three or four

>>9352689
is that a serious question? morning sip time is almost over

>>9352712
>that first so of the morning
Damnit now I'm fucking craving.

>>9352076

Because shiposters gonna shitpost.

>>9352704
They 3 for 5 at twice daily

>amazon has cases of 24 ultra sunrises at a unit price of $1.20 each

Bought this on a whim yesterday as blue is my favorite flavor. A very good choice.

Where my hurricane S I P B O Y S at??

>>9352904
FYI: Hurricane S I P B O Y S have been downgraded by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration to Tropical Storm S I P B O Y S as of the first sip of the early morning.

>>9352887
These Brisks are wonderful. A giant amount of tea/juice/whatever for usually $1. Never managed to try that flavor -- haven't seen it before.

My university cafe marks those $1 bottles up to $3, though. Fuck them.

>>9352887
My go to flavor of Brisk is fruit punch but they're all good choices. That is one of the best flavors in my opinion. Unfortunately if I want to enjoy a Brisk without driving 45mins, my only options are sweet tea, lemon tea or strawberry melon. They're good too but they get repetitive and the gas station nearby stopped carrying the drink for some reason

>family getting worried about my /sip/ping habits
>did a mini intervention trying to stop me from /sip/ping so many times every day
non-sippers, when will they learn!

Flew all the way to New York just to try this...so worth it!! Sipper till I die!!

Wtf seriously?
Theres like 3 stores by me in Illinois that have this

>>9353452
hardcore sipmaster right here

>>9353452
The rise of a S I P B O Y

Do 2 x 250ml store brand sugar-free energy drinks count as a sip or does it have to be a Monster Energy Ultra®?

>>9353582
There is no substitution for Monster Energy Ultra™. I can't believe we are almost in September of 2017 and people are still asking this.

WHERE MY SIPBOIS AT?

>>9353661
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Any sipfriends try this before?
Saw it at the gas station and it looks neat. How's the flavor compared to og monster?

>>9353740
Whoops forgot the pic

>>9352630
Hey it's the guy who ends every post with "Retard." Gotta be at least 18 to post here bud. Also get a new picture.

>>9353749
That one and anti gravity are a bit to harsh of a flavor for me to enjoy. I like the size though, would like it if they made rehabs in that size.

I'd never actually tried getting a monster outside of walmart before, I was at a gas station and said "hey maybe I'll just get one here" but it's fucking 4 dollars. 3 dollars at my local supermarket. How can walmart get away with charging less than 2 dollars for it?

>>9353847
>convenience store
>economies of scale

>>9353836
I just drank it, it's not too bad
It tastes like mutant but a little thicker and slightly more intense. The can is very nice

>>9353836
Fuck that, they need Rehab Orangeade in at least a 24oz can

>>9352253
You're lactose intolerant

>>9352904
Absolute madman. Sip safely.

>tfw the other sip thread hit page 11 and all the memes are fair game again
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9354861
S I P B O Y S

The greatest.

R E T R O S I P S

>the you're officially presented your first sip of the evening

>tfw 3 for 6$

>>9350267
Energy drinks are the hip thing for middleschoolers, most drink coffee to pretend to be mature

>he doesn't drink fentimans

>>9350267
monster is the go to drink of any thin or alternative girl

there's been sip threads on myproana since before /ck/ existed

>>9350331
4u

sb 2017

>tfw fresh after work sip is ice cold
Literally no better feeling exists

>>9356155
Those are not sips. Step your game up, nigga.

>>9355043
HOLY FUCK I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN YEARS!
Seriously like 7 years now, I'd kill for a can of that, shit was magic.

>>9350204
Liquid lung cancer
http://www.digitaljournal.com/life/health/data-science-reveals-vitamin-b-cancer-risk/article/501045

The only good sip u plebz

>>9356394
>sip
>sugar
Summerfags

>>9356386
if you smoke.

>>9351892
>BFC
>MILFs dig it

>>9356453
>>9356386
#SipsNotSmokes

>>9356394
>manicured nails
>dude hands
>red bull

you sure she aint a trap?

>>9356461
>sippers
>not trannies
bruh

>>9356471
literally this

>>9356461
>not washing down your progynova and cyproterone acetate with some Monster™ Zero Ultra™

Hello sip bros,
I got FOOLED into drinking this fucking BEETUS JUICE thinking it was a new sip. Why did they make the can look so similar? Be wary of imitations!

-concerned sip boy

>>9356639
>I got FOOLED into drinking this fucking BEETUS JUICE thinking it was a new sip
That's because you're a retard.

>>9350204
I once got a soda from a non-chain sandwich store in the middle of nowhere. Opened it up. Zero fizz. Completely flat. Thing expired years ago.

>>9356394
>paper thin, unnourished nails
>drinking redbull instead of Monster Energy Ultra™
Yeah. Sounds about right.

>>9356649
Hey man this is a NO NEGATIVITY zone! Don't hate on a fellow sip bro. We're all gonna make it.

Okay, now pay me in Ultra Blue, Ultra Zero or bring back Cuba Libre.

>>9356639
I was almost fooled by this too but I noticed the subtle differences

>>9356394
>drinking the beetus bull
>ever

I know it's not a sip, but I just bought The Doctor and it's great in the heat, my nigs.

>>9356403
Drink the sugarfree one then to keep your sugar level okay.
>>9356461
Who cares redbull is way better than monster
>>9356664
Post ur nails

>>9356806
Probably because you're an idiot as well.
:)

>>9356946
Fuck your nail fetish you disgust red bull cuck.

>>9355470
their cherry cola is better

>>9350204
I try to say I am absolved from feeling too shitty buying sips since I know this is viral marketing that must mean I'm above it, and can participate if I so choose. Anyone else like this?

>>9352630
>shitposting on a cooking forum

>>9357350
I enjoy how they come out with so many different flavors. It allows me to indulge in the mindless consumerism I saw in Japan with their culture of limited release products.

>>9355470
>good cola
>still made with phosphoric acid
it's shit lad

>>9357367
>TFW my company makes these digital menu boards and I'm posting from work right now

>/sippers/ shitting up their own thread

>tfw use /sips/ as laxative

>>9357442
>that first sip 'n shit of the day

>that third sip of the day

>>9357487
ANON NO

have there ever been cases of /sip/pers getting heart problems?

>>9357506
my great-uncle was diagnosed with heart problems which left him feeling fatigued. .. he ameliorated this lack of energy by having 5 /sips/ per day. He lasted 6 months before he died from a massive heart attack

>>9357506
I stopped as soon as I got heart problems. Don't wanna risk my health.

>>9352617
zero purp is the best
zero orange is the worst, it tastes like shitty diet orange soda
I've yet to try black

purp > blue > white = red > orange

>>9357506
the only time i thought i was going to die is when i drank 48 ounces of sips at 8 in the morning with ephedrine and yohimibe

>>9353445
i'm in the same boat, anon
>girlfriend sees my morning sip
>"anon, you know all those chemicals and sugar are going to fuck you up and make you fat"
>i point to the ABSOLUTE ZERO
>"still, you drink too many" as she drinks her white coffee with sugar

now i gotta give her the slip when i want my /sip/

>>9357527
>tfw used to wake up and sip 2 bfcs
>never felt a thing
Get on my level babby sipper

>>9357367
kek

WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET ULTRA YELLOW

>>9357928
CITRON IS DED

>>9357931
i want it back it hurts bro

I saw that stuff a couple weeks ago at the shell station off i-40 in seligman AZ, didnt give it 2 thoughts

>>9357936
I wish they made a sugar free Pipeline Punch.

>>9357928
Saw some at a shell station in San Diego two weeks ago. It's still out there if you look.

>>9357947
or any fucking guava passionfruit soda PERIOD. that shit is addicting.

Dat preworkout sip

>>9357947
They should straight up write beetus juice on the can

r8 my sips collection

>>9358526
>2 ultras / 28
Wood knot bung

Yo hella disturbed by this thread btw

>>9358571
lmao took the words right out of my mouth

>>9356394
Well la dee dah. Look at this attention seeking, contrarian faggot.

these stimulants r yummy :3

>>9358571
>>9358575
>samefag doesn't sip

>>9358189
>No sugar
>No calories
>200% DV of 4 different B vitamins
>Ginseng
>Taurine
100% Monster Ultra Certified™

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9358893
Sip threads come and go bro
But you know we stay

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9358824

>>9358893
>S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
>>9358904
>S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7
You guys ever wonder what we're gonna do when January 1st, 2018 rolls around? I am worried about having to redo all my dank memes. But bruh...
>that first sip of the new year

>>9358923
>getting so ass wrecked that you photoshop out a (you)
When will nonsippers learn?

sips make me more prone to crying
is this good?

>>9358932
It's good to be in touch with your feelings. Only nonsippers, and the unenlightened are afraid to have other people see them cry. It's part of what makes us human, Anon. Wear your tears like little salty badges of courage.

>>9358923
>samefagging this hard

>>9358923

Dollar general with the 2 for $3.50

>tfw you're just a dumb phoneposter with sideways images

S I P
B O Y S
2 0 1 7

>eating food in 2017
who /sip and adderall/ here?

STIM BOYS

The label on my Rockstar says copyright 2001, but the code on the bottom says

AZP049-17
18:25

I would guess "049-17" means "produced on the 49th day of the year 2017", but is that just wishful thinking and my rockstar is actually like really old?

>>9357487
>dress shirt cuff
>proper office desk and not some shitty plastic table or service counter

Big sippin' player

Aww man I miss the dub monsters they were my all time fav

>>9358526
Beetus/10

>>9358608
Where are your arms?

>>9358982
Diabetes ain't worth three fiddy

>>9357526
Shut your whore mouth

>>9356155
enjoy your sugar filled beetus juice

what does /sip/ think of java sips?

>>9350204
>>9350267
>>9350295
>>9350312
>>9350322
>>9350633
If you drink this shit then you may as well KYS this very second.

Only Alphas drink >>9350381

>>9360369
>the reply redditor

I've been sipping my ultra sunrise for a few minutes. I've already transcended.

>>9350204
Sips is an anagram for Piss.

Really brings the noggin to a joggin

t
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d

>>9352580
Ultra red tastes like a really sweet strawberry lemonade.

>>9357936
:3

because I am a consumerist whore I went to see what all the fuss is about the white can.
White can objectively better than black absolutely zero can.
marketing campaign has claimed another soul to the sipboys meme

>>9360717
There's no turning back now.

>>9360728
>There is no turning back now
Yeah, there is. I went a week on Ultra White but Monster just isn't doing it for me. White just tastes like a really bland Fanta. I turned back to good ol' beetus bull.

>>9360589
WHERE

>>9360758
Nigga u in mah prayer

*snorts caffeine*

>>9351281
Drink more water nigger

>>9353847
>When a problem comes along
>You must sip it

>>9361339
>mfw imagining them holding monsters and saying sip the whole song

Which one should I have after breakfast sip boys?

>>9361528
Shove all three up your bitch ass.

>>9361539
Very very edgy post

>>9361539
In what order?

>>9361528
>sippin the red, white, and blue
The Ultra™ Amerisip Trifecta. 100% nice.

Alright faggots, I'm bout to go in da sto and I needs me a pick-me-up after being a lazy shit blazing all day
Which /sip/ is best /sip/

What do you guys think of Pipeline Punch? My one sipbro swears by that shit, but it gives me mad phlegm.

Alright B O Y S, here we go

>>9361609
White is right

>>9360839
From my private stock. Pic related. Sorry, Ultra Citron is still discontinued.

>>9361652
See
>>9361646

>that first /sip/ of the day
Refreshing

there's a store near me that still has ~60 cans of ultra citron in stock
buy?

>>9361880
Yes, then put them up on eBay and charge a fuckton so l little prissy Missy sip can have her Citron

swedish online store has a fuckton of them too, not sure about shipping to the us

>>9361880
Absolutely. I bought the last seven I found at a gas station.

New to sipping, and wanted to ask if there's any lemonade sips.

>>9362257
I think you are looking for a Monster Energy™ product line called Rejuvenate™. Welcome to the club young sipster! Unleash the Beast!™

>>9357402
What? What do you "make" about them? Software? Design? Can't be hardware right?

>>9357487
>smartwatch
Stop

>>9362326
"rejuvenate"
What country do you live in?

Did you mean "rehab"? Like what you obviously need, you plebshit inbred methhead fuck. Red bull master race bitch.

Dollar dollar bill y'all

I now laugh a little audibly and shake my head whenever I pass by monster energy drinks in stores.

It's so fucking stupid and I even buy one probably once a month and sip it and whisper to myself, "ssssiiiippppsssss".

>>9362390
>red bull master race
>rehab
You know your viral marketing has reached a feverous pitch when the competitor product contrarians are still defending your product licensing. Hahaha "red bull master race". REHAB. More like "red bull master cuck."

>>9351258
>giant
?

that's a normal amount...

>>9362427
>that's a normal amount.

>>9362390
oh no its retarded...

>>9362591
kek

>>9359020
This is the best one.

>>9361528
Les trois mon sipboy

>>9362766
3 pour 6$ au couche-tard coliss

>>9362591
>file name.tiff
Mon sides.

>tried og flavor 2 yrs ago
>fuken shite
>try pic related yesterday
>am now a /sip/ guy thanks to /ck/

>>9358925
Is that a good shop?

>work in 3 hours
>havent slept
>hands shaking, dizzy, migraine
>had nothing to eat, only been sipping
2 0 1 7
0
1
7

>started drinking redbull
>switched to roaring lion because it was served on the gun at my bar
>getting to be a fat shit, switch to sugar free redbull
>start drinking pots of coffee because "maybe heart problems, where are my wings"
>years pass
>try orange sips "hmmm"
>months later try purple sips "well im on my third workout for the day, might as well mix it up"
>months later "my lats wont fit into my shirt, new sip time? i see white on my korean knitting forum all the time"
>ENLIGHTENMENT
>now on 2 white sips a day and my cock grew by 4 feet

in all seriousness, white is best flavor

s i p b o y s merch when?

OH FUCK YEAH THAT FIRST SIP

>>9350204
This was the best monster flavor of all time prove me wrong

Did you know red bull is supposed to taste like berries? How the fuck did they fuck that one up so hard?

They were out of Sunshine this morning so I had to have my lunch for breakfast.

>that first sip of the workday

>that afternoon sip

>tfw 1 for 1 (Euro)

We sippin' good tonight, boys!

>>9364331
Stop bumping old threads you penis wrinkle

>>9364356
The last post was just 10 minutes ago, which was another fag, you mong. Plus there is no newer thread. It'll just take some time for the thread pick up, as the Americans are asleep now.

Data center sippin

Does this shit actually make you awake?
Is it like coffee?
I drink so much café it doesn't even affect me anymore, will this do?

>>9364382
It's just caffeine in an unusually high-priced form.

>>9363782
I did this too last night. Big deliverable today for an important project. Meeting later this evening. Hittin dat first sip right now.

2017

>>9364356
>"""bumping old threads""""
>posting in a bi-weekly general that hits the bump limit every fuckin time baby
Nothin personnel kid

>>9364382
I'm the anon who posted the orange sip
I bought that when I was fucking slow and that picked me right up, the meme is real
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9364370
Wtf get liquids out of the DC tf is wrong with you

>>9364566
Living dangerously is the only way to live.

>>9364566
It's clearly sealed.

>that first sip of the day off

>>9361446
https://youtu.be/5teVixi8XLU

>>9364566
lol running chill water pipes under floor but an unopened can of Monster is dangerous

>>9364767
>CRACK THAT SIP

>>9364746
That's a special feeling

>>9364767
post songs with titles you can swap with sip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvUstooIfw

>>9364889
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESy-Z8vqMrE

>>9364928
this is nice thanks sipfriend

orange /sip/

>>9364951
Quality sip, boy

just cracked open a monster energy ultra, never had one before, cool texture on the can tho
wish me luck

>>9364984
you are going to die
but become reborn as a sipper

This thread is gay.
But this soda is sexy.

>>9365182
>soda
You shut your whore mouth

Go ahead and sip it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yyZT6avjXiE

>>9357552
>give her the slip when i want my sip

>>9360717
I don't understand these peoples rankings, blue is the only good one I've had

I'm going to the gas station in a few minutes, never had a sip in my life. What should I get?

>>9365509
My personal preference is purple and blue then white and black

>>9365509
Orange or white. And make sure they're ice cold.

>>9364582
>>9364588
>>9364772
Fucking rack monkeys
I could train a monkey to do your job

>>9365539
lel many have tried and all have failed

Took some sips when I went camping earlier this week

PewDiePie confirmed /sipper/

>>9365608
>one of the /sip/ pics in the previous threads could've been felix himself
i feel blessed

>>9365619
>i feel blessed
Tfw 2 for $4

I don't understand. I want to sip but I work in an office environment. There are three shops within a 2 minute walk, one in the lobby of my building. I checked today, red, white, blue, orange, black, original, rehab... So many sips! But if I show up to my office sippin, coworkers gonna think I B trippin. There is a stigma to the sipboy lifestyle. You guys are stronger than me. I don't have the confidence to tell my coworkers that I don't care what they think of my caffeine and b vitamin ingestion. I just stood there at the fridges staring at them sips, feeling cucked by an oppressive corporate culture. I don't know how you sipboys do it. I admire your courage.

>>9365662
Buy a travel mug and sip discreetly

>>9365695
this
the sip life isnt about showing off to the world the can, its about whats on the inside

>>9365712
>its about whats on the inside
then why don't you immature flabbos just take pic related instead of paying the idiot tax for muh sips?

>>9365714
>being a nonsipper caplet
LMAO

>>9365730
That's not answering the question, flabbo.

Try again. Or have the chemicals from your precious sippy-poos finally destroyed your spergbrain?

>>9365735
i sip for the taste not the effects

When I get a camera, I wish to show you sipboys my sip bin.

453 cans.

>>9365539
Tough talk from a guy that probably couldn't figure out how to work the tile puller. LUL

Getting ready to trip my first sip on this 12 hour road trip

>>9365714
>>9365735
You are forgetting about the full sip experience. B vitamins, taurine, ginseng and a dozen other micronutrients. Won't get that sipsperience from taking lame-o pills. Fucking nonsippers will never understand.

>>9365873
Try again, son. We've been over this before.

And shouldn't you be out looking for a job? You're almost twenty-eight now and you still live at home?

>>9365662
>>9365662
what are they going to do? make fun of the can? make fun of them back for drinking coffee grind dust sweeped off of south american factory floors

>>9365903
>taurine, l-carnitine
Fucking pill fags btfo and ignoring the flaws in the autistic anti sipsperience propaganda.

>>9365550
>>9365831
You guys might as well go into construction or drywalling. It's basically the same thing.

>>9365903
>stop liking things I dont like
OBSESSED
B
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E
S
S
E
D

>>9365925
I love seeing this guy's filenames.

>>9365873
>UNLEASH THE BEAST!™
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9364889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s41pzLbuC0w

>>9365914
>what are they going to do?
Think less of me. What if it stopped me from getting a promotion and being able afford more sips? No thanks. I don't think I'll risk it. Gotta be a team player. I might try the mug approach. I have a double wall vacuum insulated tall travel mug that might be just the right size.

>>9365903
Ask me how I know you've never sipped

>>9365931
Oh the irony

>mfw you want to leave working the dc
>get another job doing pure server administration
>boss calls me, they can't find a suitable replacement
>offer more money to come back
>come back for 2 years leave again
>job calls me back offers more money again
>wtf, I left explicit walkthroughs for every single system and rack
>look at the guys they tried to replace me with
>fucking 40k a year position, they were paying me 89k
>LOL they refuse to pay similar salary to new guys replacing me then wonder why they only can hire retards that can't even read my walkthroughs

Oh management, they'll never learn.

>>9365642
>Tfw 2 for $4
2/$3 at walmart

What's better? 2 for 4$ or 3 for 6$?

>>9366707
4 for $8.

>>9366246

>leaving proper documentation

ishygddt

>>9365903
>not pictured, all the other things he mentioned

>>9365833
2012 civic SI?

do they make desk top cooling pads for drinks. seriously, why isnt this a thing, just a pad large enough to sit a can on that keeps the temp somewhat lower then room temp

>>9366951
Seems like a koozie would accomplish roughly the same thing.

>>9367014
nah man never works

>>9366951
Would need to vent an absolutely shitload of heat to keep it cool. Enough to be impractical, if not impossible, to fit in a coaster form factor. And heat rises, so you'd have to stir, cooling down the bottom isn't circulating shit.

Maybe something wrap around, but even then there's going to be absurd energy usage with an unsealed environment. And it's going to need to vent that heat somehow. So it aint gonna be koozie size either without hooking up refrigerant lines to something else. Or maybe water cooling lines to a heatsink for peltier units.

>>9352887
>not Strawberry Melon
It's like you enjoy not having fun

what's this guy's fucking deal?

What are all these degenerate non-sippers doing in my thread?

What are all these degenerate non-sippers doing in my thread?

What are all these degenerate non-sippers doing in my thread?

ran out of sips and they don't sell them in my country, shame
need to do a restock trip to a neighboring country

>>9367374
where do you live?

>>9367384
finland

>>9357931
I live in Canada and I can still get it in a couple stores. Should I stock up like hell before it's all gone?

I sipped the ultra white and have been pissing non stop for hours
How does my fellow sippers deal with this?

>>9350204
>>9353639
Best is here.

Come at me fggts.

>>9367660
Did you get that off food stamps?

What are all these degenerate non-sippers doing in my thread?

>>9367765
Top notch jab.
We need more clever guys like you in this world.

>>9350322
What the fuck is wrong with your thumb

>>9367787
I'd settle for fewer people on food stamps and cut-rate, third tier sips. But then again, more clever people might actually lead to the same thing.

Just needs more dirtbikes, guns, & weed and we'd be full /INLAND EMPIRE/ up in here

>>9364951

the zero sugar killed it for me; if its a little bit of sugar I would've liked it

>>9367962
>babby needs his numnums

>>9367962
Sugar free is the way to be.

But this is the only brand with decent sugar free goodness >>9367660 .
Sugar free Monster tastes like shit and I only buy them out of the vending machine when I'm late at the office.

Red, Citron or Sunrise?

>>9368484
Red.

I just had the purple sip for the first time the other day, pretty fucking decent. Are those rare? I think it's my first time to see it.

>>9366343
>tfw 3 for $5 at Shell

>>9368491
Its new by comparison, but not brand new.

Is it true yellow sips (ultra citron) are discontinued?
should I horde them?

>>9351290
>Bookoo
I remember this shit being around in 2005 or 2006 and I loved it because it came in a gigantic fucking can and was as cheap as a red bull (but also easy to stuff down 2006-era baggy jeans). It also tasted bretty gud and not like anything else.

>>9368484
Citron is amazing

>sips are only 89p at b&m

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9368703
Can confirm. Commence hoarding.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

I'm about to buy 48 cans in bulk because of this dumb meme and it's almost 100$ total

>>9369883
Well done.

>>9353452
Props to you sipman.

So I finally fell for the sip meme since caffeine doesnt work for me anymore, but I still got one doubt.
How long is a can of the classic Monster Ultra supposed to last me? A couple hours? The whole night? Am I supposed to down it in one go? Want to make the most of it, got a long night ahead.

>>9368703
Just bought two today. They are truly blessed sips.

i just bought a case of 24 at sams club for 24 dollars