/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If I get drunk once a week how fucked is my liver?

Good news, I'm 3 days sober.

Bad news, I think I've picked up a cigarette habit.

I have vodka. What can I mix with it to make me less sad?

>>9343674
not fucked at all. pussy. (keep up the light drinking seriously, youre doing good)
>>9343692
whatever kills us more slowly. good job buddy.
>>9343710
caffeine and alcohol is a "happier" buzz than pure alcohol.

>>9343710
pro tip - dont mix drinks. just chug down your liquor with ice and have a chaser on hand.

>>9343692
haha, same here. day 38 and i've been through like 4 or 5 packs. better than a liter of vodka a day tho.

>>9343824
But smirnoff is disgusting. But so is smirnoff and coke.

Hello I am drinking pabber and smoking cannabis and I made liver and onions for the first time in my life earlier today.

Parents stole my key and searched my car while I was passed out, found some pawn receipts from when I'd sold my watch and my xbox for booze money.

Told me I was a disgrace, and that once I get a job I'm to get out and never return. Can't say I blame them, everything I touch turns to ash and I'm a selfish piece of shit.

>Buy 2 fosters for like $4
>50 fucking ounces of beer that tastes half decent for fucking $4

what the fuck, why didn't people tell me before? It ain't guiness but 4 fucking dollars

I've been broke due to a check not going through last week, so I haven't been drinking as much. Somehow I actually got some decent sleep those nights! Regardless, I'm fucking starving and its my night off, so when that deposit kicks in its off to get him and tonic'd up and wobble home with a burrito.

I just need the damn willpower to be sober more during the week

>>9343949
its funny. people treat their offspring worse than the family pet sometimes. they are responsible for you existing and they are ready to turn their backs on you. thats pretty fucked up. get your shit together though.

>>9343611
so somewhat recently i've reconnected with an ex

this past weekend i blacked out and apparently i called her, woke up to a text saying "you were an ass, i'm going to text you later"

she never explicitly told me what i said but she said I said something to her and called her something.

we've still been talking all week. i feel bad because i'm dragging her back into my bullshit. i'm going away this weekend with some friends and she basically just said "please don't call me when you're drunk"

I feel like such a dick

I wasn't going to drink this week. I feel so ashamed when I take out the recycling.

I do sometimes wish this addiction killed you faster. I don't want to live, but I don't want to make anyone sad by dying. So I drink. A happy medium.

>>9343986
its not about willpower in my experience, its more about actively staying busy. if you are sitting alone in your room with your thumb up your ass its super easy to go buy booze.

>>9344035
I feel so bad for all of the long-suffering ex girlfriends of al/ck. They have put up with so much.

>tfw when I want to either drink or sleep but I have to stay up to do some work at 11 and I already brushed my teeth so whiskey won't taste nice

>>9344031
They actually do treat our dogs better then me but I can't blame them, they are god damn majestic doggos. Working on the whole not being such a piece of shit thing, mixed results thus far but thank you for the (you)

>>9344082
right? i mean damn, they gotta be some sort of masochists tho because they keep coming back

>>9344163
Maybe. Maybe they are. I sure as he'll wouldn't want another alcoholic in my life. Guy recently moved in and he drinks a lot every night. Has a job and stuff but i still catch myself judging him. And I'm worse.

>tfw reading this thread as a person who never touches alcohol
I'm really sorry this is happening to you guys.

I made a thread without knowing you guys had a general. Sad stuff.

Onto some fun.

I need a stout sold in American liquor stores that isn't Guinness. Any suggestions?

>>9344223

Guiness Extra Stout

>>9344223
its creamy and mild but still has that roasted stout flavor

>>9344206
Everybody has SOMETHING thats wrong with them. Don't feel too bad for us alcoholics.

>>9344086
nothing worse than sobering up as your day is just beginning. well, maybe one thing. thats running out of booze as night falls and you are barely buzzed.

>>9344246
Cheeky bastard, good on ya.

>>9344247
Thanks broheim, I'll try it.

>>9344265
i havent seen many american stouts. its a nice change of pace from other styles.

>>9344247

I tried this and really wasn't feeling it, but perhaps I needed a glass, I went full retard and just sipped out the bottle

>>9344273
got any other ones? i cant name but 2 or 3 total

>>9344273
>I went full retard and just sipped out the bottle

Is that bad?

>>9344285

in general you don't want to drink from a bottle or can. A lot of beers you can kind of excuse it, but stouts are hard to excuse

Barely past noon and I'm already fucked drinking vodka and ginger beer. Supposed to go to a party tonight will be interesting to see if I can make it that far

On the up side though, finally managed to stop smoking! I'm the smoking OP from the last thread, I bit the bullet and bought a vape yesterday. Holy Fuck! Should've done this ages ago. Soooo good waking up hungover but with a clear throat, makes the whole day 100x less shit

>>9344338
Yeah? You still get the satisfaction of inhaling?

Called my manager and told him to "go fuck yourself" and "talking to you is like talking to a fucking retard"
He annoyed me and I just couldn't stand it anymore, he always calls me last minute and pushes me to do work.

Gonna drink Irish whiskey until I hopefully pass out, then look for a new job in the morning.

>>9344359
Enjoy the satisfaction. It sure feels good. Alcohol gives us that extra push to go ahead and say it.

>>9344082
>Feeling bad for roasties
Cucky Brewster

>>9344343
Yeah I used to smoke all the time but then "quit" - ie. not smoke at all when I'm sober, but smoke a shitload when drunk

I also live in Australia where it's illegal for vape shops to sell nicotine juice (which is retarded) so I've been using one with 0% nicotine and a juice flavour that tastes the closest to normal cigs and it totally worked for me

>>9344223
Murphy's is like Guinness but sweeter

This goon I bought is god awful. Sometimes it's drinkable and sometimes it's suffering.

>>9343674
If you get blackout drunk and vomit then it's pretty bad for you even once a week. If you just maintain a buzz it's insignificant.

>>9344371
Hmm, thats surprising. No nicotine juice? Time to disband your government.

>>9344383
>goon
Hello fellow ausfag, if you have a sweet tooth I highly rec pic related, it straight up tastes like ribena. Be warned though it will give you the worst hangover on earth

>>9344383
Is it the type of stuff that gives you a hangover 10 minutes in?

>>9344394
I wish I could mate, no nicotine juice is pretty low down the list of things I hate about our government lol

>>9344402
internet?

>>9344406
Yeah that's a big one

>tfw really getting bad pains in liver
>haven't been to a doctor in almost 10 years
>been drinking 1-2 handles a week for 8 solid years
>probably going to die within the next 5

>>9344397
I can't have too much sugar or I'll feel sick.
>>9344401
Just tastes terrible. The red stuff gives me a hangover 10 minutes in which is why I don't drink it.

>>9344430
do you care?

>>9344080
Oh man, I agree. I've been working on a bike for the last two weeks and learning/actually working on something helps a ton. That, and ive quit cigarettes before; not for long, but its really your decision in the end, and saying 'nope, thats not what i need right now'.

But alas, the liquor is too damn good

Kill everyone in this thread

Evening brothers and sisters

Just enjoying the night, finishing off this bottom shelf swill that my roommate bought. I bitched at him the other day because this cunt always breaks into my stash and drinks my shit. Gave him the yardstick and said that shit will not happen anymore. So the nigger buys me the cheapest bottle of whiskey he could probably find after going through my $20-$30 inventory.

Amazes me how people can be such cunts.

At least tomorrow is Friday. Getting up early Saturday to do some fishing and drinking; forget life exists for a bit.

>>9344577
Well good job on the hobby at least.

>>9344613
What a bitch. He got caught stealing your booze and tries to remedy the situation by giving you rotgut?

Do I get drunk tonight or tomorrow. Only drinking one day this weekend and quitting Sunday because I'll be unemployed Monday and need to start looking for a job. Was gonna drink from 2pm Saturday so I could get drunk while watching the footy but just found out the girl I've been infatuated with for 17 years (who has cut me out of her life as of last year) has just married. I didn't even know she was engaged. I feel so fucking depressed.

>>9344644
Depends. if you wanna test your restraint wait til saturday. if you are ready to get shitfaced drink tonight.

Got into a fight with girlfriend about her clingness, she ended up having a panic attack on the phone. We go back and forth until I go to work. At work we're still going at it. She calls and tells me she's pregnant and I'll never see it. She's lied about being pregnant before, so I don't believe it. She sends me a video of her taking a pregnancy test, it's positive. Still don't believe it. Go home to a intervention. I go to sleep and wake up with her calling me telling me I gotta come over and talk and her just talking shit. About to leave then family gets a call from her telling them. They don't believe her, and tell me to never see her. Two days go by . I end up giving in and see her. She just gives me shit then has a panic attack. She calms down and tries to fuck me unprotected right before she goes to the doctors. I said fuck no. Calls me hours later crying she's not pregnant And she really wanted it. Tell her to move on from it and me. She changes tone and said she is pregnant .

She's been through severe trauma and has every sign and symptom of borderline personality disorder. It's her birthday today and I plan on seeing her.

I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.

>>9344031
In the middle and long run it is probably the smartest thing they can do to help anon get his shit together. Trying to overcome a family member's addiction with "love" and "support" usually has quite the opposite effect.

>>9344900
that's an interesting argument. makes sense to me...

>>9344891
Wow, she is scary messed up. I couldn't have a person like that anywhere in my life.

>>9344891
>has every sign and symptom of borderline personality disorder

Get the fuck out of there, you're gonna be getting a call from the police about either false rape or in a year from now, that you have to start paying child support.
These people are fucking crazy

>>9344206
I like to read these threads and /r/stopdrinking to feel massively better about my life choices

>>9344252
Some conditions are far more debilitating than others.

>>9344035
Remove that chain that's anchoring you down

For me it's kratom, I go through 100g of extract a week, but at least its somewhat cheaper than booze and h

>>9344971
100-200 grams of seeds rinsed with lemon juice produces a nice buzz of morphine and codeine
https://www.amazon.com/Whole-Poppy-Seeds-England-Pounds/dp/B00U0IWP50/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1503653056&sr=8-1&keywords=we+got+nuts

>>9344978
Dosage is always a crapshoot with seed tea, I don't want my obituary saying that Bob killed me

Got back into it after 2 years sober. First glass of vodka was like an amazing orgasm. Noticed since I started up I'm actually more social. Dont see the big deal really.

Two weeks of being drink at least four nights a week, going to the park with a co-worker once I'm paid with a big ass bottle of bourbon and some cheeky beers in a bit.

>>9344989
Yikes. Hope everything works out for you.

>>9344992
Thanks but I don't mind it. I think this time I can scale it back. Time will tell.

>>9345013
2 years sober is really good. i have never gotten close to that. as another alcoholic i know why you chose to drink. its fun. nothing wrong with wanting to enjoy yourself.

2:15 pm and the party's starting. Gin and juice is the flavor of the day.

>>9345234
An East European, not drinking vodka? I'm disapointed

>>9345256
East African bud

>>9345262
Ah well, I guess the anglo spirit has rubbed off on you

>>9345234
Gin and tonic is the patrician's drink. I like the diet tonic because I'm probably diabetic.

>>9345268
You guys (assuming you're British) helped us fend off the Italians so I'll drink to your health

>>9345272
I'm drinking it with mango juice. Weird combo I know but the thickness of the mango juice keeps me satiated

>>9345256
East European here, I still get drunk from a six pack of 7% beer, will eventually upgrade when it becomes more cost efficient I guess

>>9345275
No, not British, just wanted to make that pun.

Ed Miller: I was with a girl once. Wasn't a squaw, but she was purty. She had yellow hair, like uh... oh, like something.

Dick Liddil: Like hair bobbed from a ray of sunlight?

Ed Miller: Yeah, yeah. Like that. Boy, you talk good.

Dick Liddil: You can hide things in vocabulary.

Ed Miller: Maybe you and me could writer her a note, send it by post?

Dick Liddil: See, all you gotta do, Ed, is predict her needs and beat her to the punch.

Ed Miller: Well, this girl, she had a real specific job.

Dick Liddil: Specific?

Ed Miller: We's only together once. She's afraid of lightning. She came up into the wagon and just cuddled right up to me. She gave me a kind price, too.

Dick Liddil: Well I'll be! That is specific.

Ed Miller: Yeah, sure, she been with other people. But the kinds of things she said to me, people just don't say unless they really mean it.

I hate how nobody can research how long/much you need to drink to become physically dependent on alcohol because ethics and whatnot
I also hate how everything about alcohol uses units instead of ml of ethanol

>>9345387
There are studies. There is a lot of variation from person to person. Not dependant on skin colour or whatever you have in mind.
A unit is 10g of ethanol in France, about one regular bar glass of most booze forms. So there's worse than units based on ethanol volume.

>>9345407
I'd imagine those are studies based on self reporting?

Booze, chips and a jason statham action movie.
Day is looking great

>>9345415
I imagine, yes. Unless the Nazi have studied that in the camps.

>>9345387
>>9345407
everything ive ever observed leads me to agree with the first reply. also withdrawal symptoms are unique for each person. i never get shakes but i always get MASSIVE sweats.

>>9345420
Which film?

>>9345432
Transporter 3
Oh shit, it also has T-Bag in it as I think is the bad guy

>>9345436
Best one of the series. That skinny blonde is so hot

The Mechanic was wonderful too

>>9345234

There's nothing like freezer cold gin.

Rip

>>9345440
I might end up rewatching Crank too later, and The Mechanic if you say it's good
I got enough booze and multiple bags of chips, should last me a few movies if I take it slow

>>9345505
Street Kings is a proper alck movie if you're sober enough. Harsh Times is another in the same vein

>>9344891
>BPD

Alas, my recent exe has this I am sure. Took me until two weeks ago, we have one kid and one on the way, to realize I'll never truly be happy with her because she will never get better.

Glad I have an awesome daughter now, don't regret that, just regret that for the next 18 years at least I need to have this woman in my life in some capacity and that I'll need to make sure she doesn't corrupt my kids with madness.

Anyway /alck/, I'm trying to lose weight and continue drinking by simply eating less but drinking about the same amount. Just going with lower cal choices like diet mixers (desu, it's kind of gross) and drinking more wine than I used to. But it's nice since I barely ever drank wine so it gives me a nice buzz from just sipping a normal 750ml bottle all night. For now anyway.

>>9345542
All women would be diagnosed with BPD if they were candidly examined by a shrink

wistdralwaling again please help

>>9345549
Not sure, have only had two girlfriends before. Lots of FWBs or one night stands though. The ex ex was pretty normal, she broke up with me for no reason. I think now though in retrospect I know the reason.

>>9343611
I got blackout drunk yesterday and my dad had to pin me down for 4 hours. I think I should quit.

>>9345582
Not saying women have no value. I'm just sayimg they're all nuts and untrustworthy

>>9345586
4 hours??? dude you have some rage issues. thats a problem.

>>9345505
FUCK YOU CHEV CHELIOS

>>9345542
You could drink a bottle of vodka a day, no food (hunger disappear), get acute pancreatitis, let it evolve into chronic pancreatitis, and be unable to digest food.
You'll be thin then. For a few years.

>>9345568
Get a quitter computer fan.

>>9345586
For some reason this is hysterical kek.

>>9345588
Going to have to disagree mate. I think if you deserve a good one, you'll find her eventually. Lots of women are shitters, sure, maybe, but on the other side lots of men are shitters too.

>>9345631
A bottle of vodka a day? If I was that rich I'd just turn to crack yo.

gin blossoms in the motherboard again, withdralawing like a stupid asshole, 6 svekas deap

>>9345686
Good girl = ugly typically.

>>9345714
>typically

You're not supposed to look for a "typical" girl. You look for the perfect girl for you.

Have more self confidence, yo.

>>9345714
mental * physical * availability = constant
regardless of gender.

>>9345719
Went to private school/college in the northeast and live in Manhattan so maybr I've got a biased sample but most women let you down eventually

Change of plans
Dropped Crank, went for It's always sunny in philadelphia.
I've seen every single episode like 10 times but the ones I haven't seen in about a week are still funny and not too recent

>>9344252
I don't feel like there's anything wrong with me.

>>9345383
wow, I totally forgot he was in that

>>9344891
Man borderlines are really something else. "I hate you, please don't leave me" sums their thought process up pretty succinctly. Are their medications for BPD like there are for schizophrenics?

>Lose debit card
>Scrape together every penny from every conceivable source
>Finally tear apart enough sofas and scour enough streets for pennies that I have £8.12.
>Exactly enough for 8 x pic related.
>Stagger to shop, vomiting all the way
>"8 cans of omega please"
>"You've drunk them all, sir"
>"I-I wha-?"
>"Yes, sir. We ordered two crates on Wednesday, and you have single-handedly drunk every one of them"
>"I-I... FFFFFFFF-"
I've had to settle for 5 cans of K. £1.38 each. Not the 89p/each for omega, which I'd spent the last 7-ish hours collecting.
Why, universe, why?

>>9345542
Individuals suffering from BPD typically get better after a couple decades if they manage not to kill themselves.

>>9345849
>Are their medications for BPD like there are for schizophrenics?

There are, but medicating BPD is constant balancing between both polarities. Fuck I hated those assholes in the mental ward.

>>9345859
>89p
>3.8 units
>23p/unit
Christ.
A 70cl bottle of Smirnoff holds 26.3 units and costs like £15. The same amount of ethanol from omega would cost £6.15. No wonder it's the only thing I see tramps drinking.

anyone get so used to drinking alone that interacting with people while drinking is just a burden?

>>9345909
interesting question. hadnt thought of it til now. no, havent got there yet. i actually like the social connections that alcohol helps create. but sober me is all sorts of fucked up and uncomfortable with them.

>>9345909

Yep. No point in having others around, when you're mostly just a slurring retard after a couple of drinks.

>>9345762
falls way off starting with season 5

>>9345847
I just want to be a part of a marauding gang in the wild west

>tfw havent had alcohol in a while
>getting irrationally angry at insignificant things and destroying stuff

every time. i need alcohol to chill the fuck out

What are you guys/gals doing this Friday?


>tfw woke up drunk from yesterday
>decided to keep drinking
>have work on Saturday from 5pm to 7am
>probably going to smoke weed at work and take a nap once everyone leaves for the night

>>9345943
lemme guess, 3 days sober?

>>9345957
Im doing a pretty good job avoiding alcohol. Between medication and substitution (poppy tea, kava, cigarettes) i have really really cut back on booze. The hangovers and withdrawals are pure torture. Cocaine doesnt have physical withdrawals. Heroin withdrawals cant kill you. Meth doesnt have withdrawals. Yet alcohol does and it can kill you to withdraw from. Misery.

>>9345957
It's friday? fuck

>>9345970
Poppy w/d is hell man.


I used to drink pod tea back in 08-10' when it was still legal, W/D was literally hell.

I would highly suggest kratom.

I take kratom from time to time to stay sober for X amount of days. Makes me feel calm, social, and oddly enough it doesn't make me want to drink. Even though it mixes OK with alcohol (in small amounts). It's also a lot cheaper then poppy seeds

Stay away from that poppy tea

>>9345981
kratom has alkaloids that bind to opiate receptors. same as my medication Naltrexone. its used to help people not drink.

Anyway... about the poppy tea... how many days in a row of drinking would you say is safe before you get physically tolerant and experience wd's. how long to take a break before using again? a week?

>>9345859
>There's a slight chance this isn't bait

Christ man.

>>9343674
Fine

>>9345984
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but it's VERY difficult to say anything about how many uses or days of opiates is safe before encountering dependency or WDs. There is no single answer. It depends entirely on the person and how strong/frequent doses you are taking.

Man, I love cracking open a cold one with my buddies after a hard day of work. Great, crisp taste, goes down smooth.

Have a cold Heineken. Have fun.

>>9345984
Yea kratom isn't that bad.

I really rely on it to go grocery shopping and other things I can't do drunk.

When I was drinking pod tea I would drink it every 2-3 days (you know because of the very long half life), I was using pod tea back then to come off of oxycontin (thank you doctor for that crippling addiction).

Started getting serious w/d after not using pod tea for 4 or 5 days, 7 days was full on w/d.

I never took tolerance breaks from pod tea. But I did wheen myself off of oxycontin, then off of pod tea.

It's painful and miserable but It's achievable.

I know leddit, But reddit has a good sub for poppy tea. Just search "poppy tea". A lot of good harm reduction and good info

also this
>>9345994

>>9345987
Uh, why would i lie...?
Dude there are 50yo's around here who rely on cig ends on the streets, and are banned from literally every shop within walking distance, because they've tried nicking booze while in WD. in their 50's, and having to ask other people to go buy booze for them.
Fuck man, they can't even buy food. In fact they've no net access or phones, so they can't really buy ANYTHING. They rely on foodbanks to avoid starvation, and use the free weekly newspaper as a source of toilet paper. Crackhouse life is FUCKED.
At least it's not homelessness. I know a dude who lived in a motherfucking hedge for 8 years.

I always say that I'm going to do something productive like watch anime but I always end up just shitposting.

>>9346003
cheers.

Fucking UK property prices. God dammit, should I just fuck off abroad? Think of all the knock-off 3rd world methanol I could be buying with this kind of money...
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60332989.html

>>9346000
alcohol doesnt need to be advertised. like most drugs people enjoy it sells itself.

>>9346098
that place is a sloppy dump. what a joke.

>>9346000
>Have a cold Heineken. Have fun.
>5% ABV
>Fun
I'd rather be sober than try to drink enough to even stop WD. The bulk I'd have to consume would be physically impossible.

>>9346107
Oh lisa, that's a load of rich creamery butter

>>9345966
4

>>9346098
>london

theres your problem, come to scotland and just buy a farm or something

>>9346130
I inevitably end up associating with lunatics when I'm blackout on booze and benzos. Worse still if I'm binging on heroin and crack. I can just about handle myself in the south because everyone knows me and generally people like me, but can you imagine a Londoner, smashed on vodka and Valium, going into a crack house on a slum in Glasgow and being a complete pain in the ass? I'd be shot. Been fucking stabbed 3 times even here.

Might look into it though. Fuck it. Never been shot before, always up for new experiences.

>>9346136
fucking hell lad what is your life

work on your accent and try to act like the cunts from trainspotting and maybe youll do alright

>>9346142
>accent
Not gonna be possible. I spent almost 2 decades living in Buckingham. I'd be killed for saying "hello".
Yorkshire is looking tempting though.
Or Thailand maybe.

>>9346004
Holy shit that is FUCKED UP

>>9346146

there was a period of time when i still had my job but they put me in cape town for a couple of years

oh man the money i saved from not having to live in london and also being in a country where a litre of gin is a fiver was unreal

>>9346094
Cheers m8y

>>9346121
pretty much same here. thats the threshold. day after is hangover. next day feel decent, dont want to drink. next day you feel great, want to drink. next day you are going out of your mind wanting to drink. repeat cycle.

>>9346004
Damn man, then in that case, get yourself some help. Seriously. I want to see you doing well mate.

>living in a hedge for 8 years

Sorry but kek.

Whats some weird mixers have you guys ever tried that you didn't think would work amazingly. I found that vodka or southern comfort goes with pretty much anything. Soco and Irn bru is my jam.

>>9346225
I mix together vodka + coke zero + coffee when I get blasted
It tastes like shit but it works
the taste is so shit you don't even taste the vodka, it's fucking amazing

>>9346225
Vodka, cardamom black tea and rosewater.

Guys.
GUYS.
I... I did it...
I mean... I-I really did it...
I ATE something.
I'm still in mild shock here so please bear with me, but... I swear to christ this is true. Check this out...
I grilled some bacon.
Oh yeah, you heard me.
I cooked an egg.
You still with me? Please sit down.
I then put some cheese, salt and pepper on them.

This is the weird part.
I swear I'm not trying to scare you, but...
I did NOT then take one bite, think "fuck this", put it to one side and continue drinking instead... I... I... ATE it. ALL of it.

Not sure quite wtf just happened here, but wow, dreams can come true. Miracles really do happen. I feel so inspired. I mean, maybe one day I might even be able to eat MORE food??

I'm getting ahead of myself. My head is somewhat spinning and I'm brimming with excitement given what just happened. Wow. what a rush.

I'd like to thank my family for once being there for me, my fans and friends for agreeing to my request that they act in such a way that they could conceivably be a figment of my imagination who don't exist, I'd like to thank al/ck/ for being nearly as retarded and insane as I am, and I'd like to thank fruit for fermenting.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
WORLD PEACE.
CHEERS, ALL!
CHIN CHIN!

>Roll credits!

>Throws up

>>9346136
smirnoff bro I'm withdrawaling hard as fuck please help

>500ml of vodka gone
>only buzzed
>have to make another trip to the store
>its raining
fuck me, i think i might be becoming an alcoholic if i have to make a 2nd trip

>>9346325
>Helps
Not sure how much that helped.
Good luck, dude/dude-ette. <3

god dammit fucking withdrawal sucks I'm hearing music from the motherboard again alskjdjdjskalmdj

>>9346327
Amazon Prime Now senpai. delievers within two hours or 1 if you pay.

>>9346340
Why cant you just stop drinking? It's that simple. Don't drink, dont get wd's.

>>9346347
Amazon delivers booze to your door? I know uber eats only does certain restaurants? Not liquor stores.

>>9346365
0/10, seriously.

>>9346367
https://primenow.amazon.co.uk/browse?node=358583031&ref_=pn_gw_ct_358583031
you need prime and to be in a certain postcode.

>>9346365
this is stupid as hell

>>9343984
That's how I felt once I started buying steel reserve, which is 8% in Idaho. Fucking 4.22 for two 24s. I was paying ten a six pack for similar percentages.

Though, I've been putting weight back since steel reserve. Switched to wine for now. Boxes.

>>9346327
You drink 500ml of vodka and only feel buzzed? You're already an alcoholic mate

I've gained a disgusting amount of weight from eating on top of heavy drinking. Now, I'm not going to stop drinking, so a traditional diet wouldn't do me much good. Instead, I'm going to forgo eating altogether. My only source of calories will be from alcohol. As long as I stay properly hydrated, am I in for any unique health problems?

>>9346426
>tfw you sit and drink glued to the screen for hours on end only feeling a little buzz but when you get up to get food you realize you're absolutely shitfucked

>>9346375
Inneresting

>>9346389
Boca box is fairly clean for boxed fyi

>>9346452
>am I in for any unique health problems?
I dunno about unique, but we alcoholics are prone to malnutrition. Multivitamins (usually by IV) are standard treatment for alcoholics.

Even if you don't want to eat much I'd make sure you take some vitamins and eat at least a small amount of wholesome food.

Plus, drinking heavily on an empty stomach is a recipe for ulcers.

>>9346452
You must yake b1 and thiamine. Also something with salt and other electrolytes like gatorade. They sell powders you can mix into water.

>>9346452
Your liver will explode if you don't eat, even without drinking.
I can't remember why/how I know this, but I do.

Dude.
Are you asking if you need food?

The answer is yes.
At the very fucking least, take vitamins and mineral supplements. But eat something, anything, alongside them. A handful of peas. A spoonful of honey. A pipet of aardvark semen. Anything. One of the world's most respected nutritionists once charged me £700 for a one-hour-long consultation during which she explained to me that the bioavailability (ability your body has to make use of these supplements) is increased significantly if taken alongside food. On an empty stomach, you'll likely just end up with tired kidneys and expensive urine.

>>9346472
B1 is thiamine, yo. But yes, ALL alchies NEED to get dem sum of dat delicious B1. Costs like £3 on ebay. Order some this instant, all of you.

>>9346472
B1 and folic acid I meant

>run out of alcohol
>frantically search through my cupboard to see if i have anything left
>look behind some empty bottles
>find an unopened bottle of ouzo i got on holiday years ago and forgot about

feel like ive won the lotto

>>9345957
Being sober. Been a week now, nearly caved when I was in the supermarket but I threw up in my mouth on the liquor isle which spurred me to keep on walking. Not going to leave the house this weekend so I don't get tempted again, just got to keep myself entertained so I don't get any funny ideas like walking three miles to the closest off-license.

>>9346486
Of course it's some nasty shit like ouzo. Know what im sayin? Its always some freaky liquor that saves your ass.

>>9346487
Nice going.

>>9345919
No it doesn't
Every season is great in its own way. Every season just has one or two episodes that aren't good. Most recently the ski trip one was fucking terrible.

>>9346486
That has happened me only twice before, but it really feels like lady luck has shone on me that day, but to be honest it's because I get blasted, buy some more, put it alongside my empty bottles, forget about it when I wake up, and it gets behind new empty bottles.

>>9345909
Yes.
I stopped drinking, socializing hasn't come back.
Alcoholism turned me into some sort of robot aspie.

>>9346186
Fyi, it gets better after that. Slowly, but it get better.

>>9346452
Malnutrition, pancreatitis, liver cirrhosis, hepatitis. All very painful.
Eat, you big idiot.

>>9346487
Congrats bro. Keep going.
One day at a time.

>when you're pouring with sweat, panicking and fearing society so much that you feel the need to explain to everyone you encounter that: "oh btw, i haven't pissed myself, lol. i just spilled some water precisely where my penis resides inside these trousers"
the only untrue part is that of the water. it was vodka.
still, it wasn't piss.
so treat me with appropriate respect, please?
is that so much to fucking ask?
jesus fucking christ, you fucking people.
fuck you.
>pisses self out of anger
>again

>>9346136
Nah only gangsters really get shot in Glasgow maybe you would get hit by a buckfast bottle though.

>>9346601
Glad to hear things are on the up and up for ya

>>9346606
Random people get shot like every 10 years or something here I once heard a gunshot and my window broke but I couldn't find a bullet hole anywhere in my house so I think that either it was something exploding and it sent a stone or something flying or maybe a ricochet or something weird like that but I'm doubtful it was someone actually shooting at my window as it was in the west endy part of Maryhill i live in possil now and keep hearing bangs at night but I think it's just bams sending firecrackers home if they go on holiday to Europe then throwing them at people when they're drunk

>>9345690
When the fun stops

Stop

>>9346693
what if stopping the fun stops being fun?

What are the first signs of liver disease and when should i stop? I want to drink as long as my body lets me

>>9346136
Get a caravan in the Highlands its cheap and literally everyone is an alcoholic
Also posh areas in Glasgow are still cheaper than London and you won't get shot unless your being aggressive or trying to act hard around actual nutcase gangsters if your just picking up you usually text a guy and he sends a kid on a bike for shit like that you'd only go to the trap If your getting a lot
Scotland Defo cheaper than London

tfw the cousin I looked up to the most got put out by my aunt and uncle because he hit 30 and hasn't had a longterm job in 5 years and instead just drinks in his room or with friends all the time

tfw just finished college and trying to balance job searching and drinking and now I have a pretty clear view of what the Bad End to this road can be

fuck

right before my mom came to tell me about it and say she was glad I don't drink at home and have been trying hard to apply everywhere I was literally about to open up an IPA I had hidden and down it

Fuck, I'm genetically predisposed to be a goon.

is there any better way to start a morning than coffee and baileys?

>>9346728
If you made it through college at a reasonably young age, you arent in the worst tier of alcoholics. Is drinking bringing you down in life or not?

>>9346142
Mate if you come in my flat acting like one of they cunts from trainspotting I'd first tell you to fuck off and if you don't your getting stabbed and thrown out don't give people advice on shit you don't know about

>>9346737
For the last 2 years of college it was a very difficult balancing act but it didn't really impact me academically

My last semester I ended up throwing "not sleeping" into the mix of "drinking" "socializing" "studying" and it led to me becoming so drunk that I ruined a friendship but aside from that eh

It is starting to have an adverse impact on my body faster than it used to though

>>9346700
>What are the first signs of liver disease
Dunno. Go see a doctor

>and when should i stop? I
Right now

>I want to drink as long as my body lets me
Your body will let you drink yourself to death. Make sure when you're trying to get that second liver you act really remorseful

>>9346747
If physical cravings, more than boredom or loneliness, are what draw you back to alcohol, look into Naltrexone and / or Campral. Both are prescribed to curb physical cravings. Naltrexone in particular has pretty good success.

can anyone enlighten me on the tales of smirnoffbro? ya'll talk about him a lot but I have no idea who he is

ty

>>9346762
He's posted in this thread. Probably still lurking. Basically what happened wa

>>9346760
It's a mix of both. I don't really consciously have an urge that I need to drink or I'll feel ill like I imagine some of the extremes here do but I'll end up accidentally buying a bottle of liquor or a six pack whenever I pass a store on the way home. I say accidentally because it sorta just happens without thinking and then afterwards I'm like "Fuck, how did this happen again? I guess I have to finish it all as fast as possible now"

Am I retarded or have you ever done something similar?

I wish I could talk to my cousin about this but it would be really rude to try and blatantly use him as a guide on how not to act

>>9346776
My experience is
>doing fine all day until suddenly i do a complete 180 from committed to not drinking to not giving a fuck and within 10 minutes i have bought alcohol and am committed to drinking most if not all of it that night

There are an infinite number of ways to slip up and break your sober streak. AA taught me about that. Other alcoholics sharing their stories. There are literally endless ways you get tripped up in the course of your day.

>>9346487
>liquor isle

Tell me where this magical island is.

literally I can't even literally

>>9346801
He needs to get gassed.

>>9346797

reckon bigfoot is real?

>>9346815
Watching Ichigo Mashimaro. Literally thebest

>>9346856
>anime

gay lmao

>>9343611
Someone I know really wants to post in here but the dwp now screens your Internet activity and he is on disability which can get cut if you have drug or alcohol problems does anybody know if they would be able to read what he says

>>9346884
Or could he just use swim or something he is a phone poster so vpn is not possible

Bought some Natty to drink tonight to save some money instead of $24 of fancy shit.
>Instant regret after first sip
How the fuck can anyone drink this shit when you're sober. It's not bad after you are already drunk, but damn first one on an empty sober stomach is miserable.

>>9346890
My stomach is turning just looking at the thumbnail.

Can't drink that shit anymore. I have to at least go for the cheapest non-"ice" macros like Coors.

>>9346866
rude

should I post more IM or should I watch NNB?

>>9346890
I'm broke as a motherfucker so hurricane or PBR are my options as far as beer goes, but hurricane is much the same. First one is rough going down, next two are unpleasant and by then you just don't care anymore

>>9346897
>>9346903
I'm on my third one since I posted. Getting better. But damn do I need a buzz on before I go upstairs and face the wife and kids.

>>9346890
drink the first two in 10 seconds

>>9346910
>kids

sober up anon you're not allowed to piss your life away.

>>9346902
>NNB

yes

>>9346910
It's all hey
>Hey honey I need money for xyz and pls take the baby what are you making for dinner? Btw how was your day
>Dad I want to show you this super cool thing to with my littlest pet shop and can u pls setup Roblox on the living room PC?
>Screaming with excitement to see me

Honestly I'm only looking forward to seeing my 8month old son when I walk inside

Anyone else memory gone to shit. I hope I don't have Alzheimer's in my 20s and it's just the booze.


I can't remember anything.

>>9346456
This is the best feeling desu, one of my favorite memories is when I was with my best friend and at this time we were on the verge of becoming alc's by binge drinking a few nights a week.

Anyways it gets to the point where I'm developing a decent tolerance (6 pack of redds apple ale and half of a 1.75l thing of fireball) but that night I go above and beyond what I had ever done I chug that six pack in like 5 minutes, start pounding back shots (I know I finished my 750ml thing of Bacardi white in like 13 minutes). I'm still not really feeling anything though, I just know I have a massive urge to take a piss. I stand up and as I'm going up it hits me like a fucking truck, I go up at a 45 degree angle and run sideways out the room I accidently trip over myself and proceed to roll down his stairs.

I hit the bottom and proceed to piss myself and throw up from how quickly I consumed the alcohol. At that moment my friend comes and sees how ridiculous I look and just starts laughing at me.

Me after thinking about the events that just unfolded, I start laughing uncontrollably as well. I think we were both laughing crying for almost 5 minutes straight.


In retrospective that was a really shitty and dark period of my life desu.

I don't think purple bruises are supposed to turn red

>>9346933
>>9346910

You honestly need to tell them all right now that you have a problem. Get help, please. I know what shitty / non-existant fathers do to people in the longrun. You being an alcoholic who doesn't care about his family makes you the former. Come on man, you are a father. Act like one.

You don't have to give a shit about your wife I guess if you don't want to, but don't abandon your kids.

Also, this is >>9345542 now on my computer since work is done. Wine is going down sooo good. Finished off the last 240 or so ml of my previous bottle and not even that deep into the fresh one and I'm already feeling so great. It's gonna be a good, healthy night lads.

>>9346933
I wish more people knew the 20 minute rule. When someone comes home from work they need 20 minutes to decompress. No demands, no bad news, just 20 Fucking minutes to maybe change and wash your face or sit and stare into the abyss.

It really improves quality of life for all involved. But don't forget how excited your kids are just to see you.

>>9346923
going to sleep soon

>>9347012
What the fuck kind of job do you apparent "men" work that you need 20 minutes to "decompress" after it? I work with the public all day, customer service job at the moment. It sucks sometimes but otherwise isn't that bad.

So what kind of horrible job do you shmucks work?

>Nothing open in my parent's liquor cabinet
God damn it

>vodka
>whisky
>red wine
>apple sourz

its a new drink, i call it crippling depression

>>9346955
it gets better the less you drink if you didnt already know.

>>9346884
are you paranoid or what? jesus christ.

>>9343692
I've had only 1.5 drinks total since August 11 (visited parents, for 3 days at dinner they asked and asked what kind of wine/beer I wanted and I didn't feel like explaining that I wanted to stop drinking for a while so I complied and had a few sips each night I was with them, adding up to 1.5 drinks total). I used to have 4+ drinks on a normal day, and much more than that (hovering around 8-12 or a bit more) on days when I didn't have anything to do.

For the past two days I have been stuffing my face with everything in the house, especially sugar, dried fruit, bread, peanut butter, cheese, nuts, and pasta.

When I was a teenager and through my early 20's I used to have problems with eating and I think drinking helped me control my urge to binge eat sometimes. I thought that stopping alcohol would be like a nice healthy break for my body and I could learn to take care of myself better but jesus christ it's like as soon as I get a handle on one thing then wtf I'm going to be addicted to snacks and shit now?

I ate so much junk last night before I went to sleep that I had strange dreams and woke up feeling almost like I had a hangover. Do I just love feeling like shit? This is not a good past time :(

Any other anons have problems with food as well as booze? I felt like booze sometimes kept food in check but sometimes backfired. Now I am starting to feel the same way about being sober.

>>9347115
fuck I was going to address the cigarette thing too, sorry anon. I quit smoking and it made me drink more. Like sometimes smoking helped me slow down with drinking too, or could be a replacement (but also loved smoking when drunk who doesn't). I quit smoking using gum and patches, if you have access to those it might be helpful? Or if you can keep your numbers low. Who knows... replacing one thing in your mouth for another... what's the difference... chew on a chew stick I guess.

>>9346884
>Go to /ck/
>Click settings, top right
>Check "always use HTTPS" (S is for secure. Used to be known as the lock symbol in pages where you put credit card information for paying online on legit sites.)
>Save, refresh, check the URL starts by https:// instead of http://
>Nobody but him and 4chan knows what is being posted (unless he has a spyware)
>Nowadays, most sites have HTTPS on all pages. Including google, wikipedia, etc.
The url is known, so they'll know he's visiting this thread. He'd need to use a proxy to mask that, but 4chan bans them (some exceptions on IP ban with pass, but not always) and they'd be suspicious he's doing something fishy. If not in the US, a netflix account is a legit excuse)

>>9346910
Sorry Anon, you have kids, you have to get your life in order. Your wife I don't care, but she can possibly help you.
Go to AA/SMART recovery, tell your wife to go to alanon, if have health care see a doctor/addictologist/alcohologist (or whatever their name in English)
If you really can't stand being sober, back to alcoholism when they're adults.

>>9346955
>I hope I don't have Alzheimer's in my 20s and it's just the booze.
Alcohol can affect the brain in various ways, not just memory. Permanently.
I don't see why alcohol would be better than Alzheimer.
See a doc.

>>9347086
You already were very low when opening the cabinet to drink their booze, Anon.

>>9347059
>>9346999
I'm not really a practicing alcoholic anymore. I drink solely on Fridays, occasionally on Saturday but only if I'm grilling or doing a family dinner/function.
I appreciate your concern for me though. I'm there for my kids and wife every single day. I quit the vodka, which was two pints a day, and moved to beer once or twice a week about four years ago.

The anon with the twenty minutes rule spoke truth. I need twenty minutes to wash up, smoke a cigarette, get changed from work clothes, and just realize I'm finally home and done for the day.

To the other guy, I work in IT, system administration. It's a one man shop for a 200 person manufacturing company. I'm either dealing with shitty sales people, managers, climbing ladders and running cable, screaming at shit in the server room or reporting to one of my three bosses. It's pretty ok I guess.

>>9347133
>You already were very low when opening the cabinet to drink their booze, Anon.

There's too much fucking foreign shit there, and there's literally only wines there, I don't know anything I could fucking replace

>>9344163
masochists maybe, low self esteem is likely too, even if not at first when someone (esp alc) treats you like shit over and over and then apologizes and then treats you like shit again it makes you feel like this is normal, you deserve it, you're probably a piece of shit for being with such a piece of shit. Then you stay and it gets worse, and then you really feel bad.

>>9347115
You have an eating disorder. Alcohol isn't a solution to this problem.
Search on reddit and read sidebars and stickied posts (don't bother reading comments, reddit tree system is crap.)
>>9347130
Get a Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System, aka vape.

>>9347147
Then why don't you start by replacing, then drink?

I'm the anon that is sleeping on the floor
How is everyone? I've missed a few threads as I've been blackout drunk for about 10 days with a month of nightly drinking heavy before
Slowly going yellow
Went through 2 days withdraw
Couldnt take it anymore, I'd rather die
Now I'm drunk again
Pic is me right now but it's dark so floor is dark

>>9347136
I don't have any concern for you, mate, sorry to say. It's your kids. You are 50% of what either makes or breaks them. If you fuck up, it will rub onto them, believe it, and then the rest of us in society have to deal with them when they become adults.

No that other anon is not right, man. That's fucked. If you feel that way about getting home it sounds like you still haven't clued in that you're a father and husband now and that work is just the means to the end, which is having / raising a great family. You make it sound more like its all a burden you need to "prepare" for.

For reference, I have a kid and one on the way, so I am not just some tard talking out of his ass. If you're not ecstatic about seeing your kid(s), there is an issue with you you need to talk to someone about. That's not even getting into your wife.

>>9347059
What's up your ass?
Work is work. Home is supposed to be your haven, a relaxing place you enjoy being. Being bombarded by bullshit as soon as one walks through the door can make one dread coming home.
Someone who has worked a full day should be greeted pleasantly, and indulgently. The news of the day, favors, and requests can wait, and there is plenty of time for all that.

>>9347178
Nothing's up my ass you deadbeat. Before having a family you should have the fucking maturity to realize that they are what is most important now. Not you. So if you are coming home and being annoyed by your offspring and your wife, you are doing something wrong in your life.

Unless your job is to shovel shit for 12 hours while lepers piss on you, you are not going to convince me that work is so rough you need twenty fucking minutes to "prepare" to see your spawns.

>>9347167
Sup broooo

1) why are you sleeping on the floor?
2) how do you afford to drink so much
3) do you live alone?

>>9347196
Fuck off you toxic cunt

>>9347205
>P-please stop making me feel like the piece of shit I am... safe s-space...

No. This is one thing I won't tolerate. You have a commitment to your kids now. They come first. Put the liquor bottle down and get your life together.

>>9347196
Each member of the family is equally important. Children need to learn patience and manners, and that they are certainly NOT the most important people in the room. A partner should welcome the working partner home and show them respect and warmth, not immediately dump a pile of shit in their lap.

>>9347162
>Then why don't you start by replacing, then drink?

Because the alcohol sale has already closed? Which is why I'm considering looting the parent's liquor cabinet in the first place?
I have money I just have no fucking way of buying more booze because the alcohol sale has ended

How come you guys get your generals where everyone is just posting about their lives but if I want to post something about actual cooking with weed I get shitposted and the threads deleted?
I know it's not your fault but fucking double standards man. Everyone knows that weed and cooking is inseperable, most chefs that I got to know smoke weed.

I'm drinking beer on my own tonight to stay on topic, gonna need some more snacks and another beer soon. Had dinner and went through one package of mixed nuts and I can feel the buzz wearing off.

>>9347226
I'm not that guy, I don't have any kids.

>>9347168
It sure sounds like you're wanting to make him into a workaholic that will end up becoming an alcoholic and beating his wife
How fucking dense are you that 20 minutes to "decompress" is too much to fucking ask for after an entire day at work?

I'm not very familiar with his situation but I figure it's 2 outcomes
1) He decompresses and doesn't unload shit onto his family and is a good father and husband
2) Doesn't decompress and unloads his rage on his wife which in turn fucks up his kids

Or wait, let me guess, he should just man up?

>>9347227
>>9347235
>>9347243
Y'know what, let's just all agree to disagree. It was off topic to bring this shit up so my bad, I don't want to be known as a shitposter. Let's get back to alcohol.

>>9347234
>average posters are responsible for what is allowed and not mods

Complain to the mods not us bro. We have nothing to do with it.

>>9347301
I said that it's not your guys' fault.
Should I get that beer now? Already feeling pretty sleepy but I really feel like drinking today

>>9347167
if you are drinking that much for that many days in a row you need medical detox. just sayin

>>9347314
Well... okay then.

Beer makes me sleepy too unless I drink a lot of it at a quick pace. So whatever that is for advice, take it as you can.

>>9347167
I think you posted less than 10 days ago...
Take multivitamins, it may help with yellowing.
Time to go to the hospital/taper/detox with benzo.

>>9347232
Oh. Well, plan better next time. And thank whatever God your country believes in you have a cabinet full of booze. Many in your position have to endure withdrawals.

>>9347234
It's not alcohol general. It's alcoholism general.
Come back when you suffer withdrawals from your drug of choice DUDE and won't complain about double standards LMAO.

>>9347332
my point is that alcoholism has less to do with cooking than the threads I started on cooking with weed and still my threads get deleted while these stay. Again not your fault and you guys are fine (well you know what I mean) by me. cheers, drinking some Riesling I had lying around instead of beer because I'm stuffed on dinner and nuts

>>9347352
well since we post about whatever you could talk to us about it
what are you cooking?

hey I thought I'd have physical withdrawals, but I made it like 30 hours earlier this week and it was no problem. If I'd won the lottery like I was planning I'd be able to quit drinking excessively no problem. The morals of my post are don't be me and also it might not be as bad as you think

>>9347355
Baked a lot of cannabis infused stuff today just for fun. Made "real" cannabis infused butter for the first time and just went wild.
Gonna post some pictures from my phone

>>9347366
>cannabis infused butter

let us know if it was worth it, never bothered putting that much effort into it myself

>>9347366
On the left is a beetroot and goat cheese quiche, then some lemon cupcakes with a lemon-creamcheese topping and then a batch of selfmade brownies with walnuts

>woke up after 4 hrs of drunk sleep.
>had a snack
>having a few more drinks to get comfy again

Love alcohol

Favorite Martini recipe GO

>>9347377
Yeah, here is the butter when it solidified again. Didn't bother straining the weed from it. It actually isn't that hard, just bring water to a pot and then disolve your butter in it, add your weed and let that stuff simmer for at least 3 hours. Then let it cool off until you have a solid layer of butter swimming on top of the water.

>>9346792
Just past the cereal, on the left.

>>9347403
Hendricks 2 to 1 Noilly prat, splash of olive brine, couple dashes orange bitters, shaken, 3 olives.

>>9347410
bring water to a simmer*

It's important to not let the water boil once the butter is added and to not let too much water evaporate. There have to be at least 2 cm between the bottom of the pot and the layer of butter at all times of the infusing process.

It's actually pretty easy and you can just run off and do other stuff while the butter is being infused, just check up on it every once in a while because you don't wanna do some stupid shit and waste your weed

>>9347403
Tanqueray Dolin Dry 10:1 stirred single olive up

>>9347429
The food was delicious and only had a slight cannabis taste to it. I used a small amount of flower but still felt a nice buzz from that quiche. Didn't test the brownies or cupcakes yet, those have the bulk of the butter inside of them

>>9346000
>cracking open a Heineken
Heineken is best from tap, and even then it's disappointing. It's a masterfully crafted pilsner with absolutely NO character whatsoever.

Freddy was a pretty cool guy though.

>>9347382
Looks delicious.

>>9343611
I'm sure this has been asked a thousand times before, but anybody got suggestions on a vodka mixer?
>Inb4 OJ
Usually just drink it straight, but looking to change things up once in a while.

>>9347541
ginger beer

>>9347541
tonic water with or without olive. or a slice or lemon peel and squeezed lemon. or the same with orange.

>>9347548
>>9347551
Thanks. And I can't believe I forgot we had tonic water in the house until just now.
My dad does V&T's all the time.

>>9347557
not a fan of cocktails myself. i usually just do a shot and chase it with something. whatever floats yer boat

>>9347569
I don't even chase it any more.
It just gets repetitive drinking the same thing every night.
Was half thinking about grabbing some Mike's last night when I hit the store today, but forgot since I needed some actual groceries while I was there.

>>9346801

>>9347575
what business does a seasoned drinker like you have with mikes 5% "hard" lemonade?

>>9347596
That's basically the same as any given beer(ie., not micro brews), and there's no reason I couldn't take a big swig or two, then add vodka for S&Gs.

>>9346113
>not drinking at least 7L of beer a day

>>9347200
1.i sleep easier on floor
2.i live in a bedsit so sleeping on flood saves spaces
3. I brew my own or drink the lowest of low priced alcohol.
I'm 23 as well
Don't follow my path
I'm going to die very young

>>9347644
I had to sleep on the floor for a while because I'd covered my mattress in broken glass,
Dude. As soon as I got a new mattress, the level of comfy was life-changing. Getting into bed felt like being lifted naked onto a cloud, by a thousand 10/10 qt tongues then being gently sucked off, warmed and massaged all over the entire night by your waifu and all of her her identical octuplet siblings.
>snuggles up in delectable duvet, kisses mattress goodnight

>>9343879
good for you pal

>>9343949
think positive bro

>>9344359
respect bro, you will be better, i promise. You have them balls. Started my real career just like that

>>9344644
get over her sonnyboy..you can make it

>1.25L down tonight and just a bit buzzed

>>9344931
> on 4chan
> massively better life choices

>>9347751
jeez anon somethings gotta give

>>9346389
>4.22 for two 24

I'm in Wisconsin and get a 4 pack of the 16oz Steel Reserves for $1.99. It's cheaper to get drunk than get a bottle of water

The loneliness though.
It's ok for a few years, but
Fug.

>>9346801

>>9347807
are they non-skunk tasting over there?

>>9347828
They don't taste amazing, but for that cheap and 8% they don't taste any worse than something like Milwaukee's Best

>>9346762
Tl;dr
30-something Brit guy who drinks A L O T of vodka (like, 5 bottles per day) misses his ex, used to earn money from porn sites so doesn't need to work, gets arrested and stabbed a lot, expects to die soon, wants to fuck misha mayfair, doesn't mind his face/phone num being posted here, and seems generally to be quite nice. Frequently close to death but still basically in tact. Posts here quite a bit.
Basically a late-stage, once-functional alcoholic.

>>9348042
Fucking try hard. I had a piss mountain in an attic once.

>>9347541
Doubt it's what you're looking for, but a White Russian is always a patrician's choice.

Tomorrow I quit drinking forever.

>>9348099
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kGZmmc88zTI

I had a withdrawal dream about a naked dude in my apartment having a seizure... does that mean I had a seizure sleeping?

>kill me please my kidneys hurt and I just stopped puking

>>9348132
thats pretty weird.

>>9348132
I doubt it. WD dreams are always fucking horrific. Seizures on the other hand? Above and beyond.

>>9348145
I dunno I've been shaking pretty bad randomly and I can't control it

>>9348160
Dude. We all do. Shaking is nothing.
Seizures might kill you.
Shakes are just an irritation when you're trying to type your PIN number to buy booze.

>>9348145
and actually I've had some really realistic good sex dreams and stuff were I try to go back to sleep right away to get back to it and bam, nightmare

>>9348174
lmao

>>9346316
i actually ate something before getting fucking wasted in months

high five, fellow alcoholic

i feel bloated, depressed and fat now

yay!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9348234

>>9348042
Lol.
Thanks.
I think.

Yeah I drink too much. I do get stabbed. But I'm moving house. New area. Escaping that community. Once previously when I did so I managed to kick booze for 7 months.

I could fucking kill many a person for the fact that weed is illegal in the UK, given that consequently alcohol is the only way of temporarily evading the oft-unpleasant actuality of existence.

Still. Such is life nowadays for the 99%.

The extraordinary tyranny can't last forever.

Anyway.
Very wrecked.
5am. Can barely type.
Night everyone. Be well. Or, as close as is possible. much love. Will respond to all of your texts.

Relapse dreams are kicking my shit. Fuck melatonin....

>>9347818
No friends here either. I still talk to my family often. Can't even make internet friends but I have al/ck/.

Parents called a doc without my knowledge.
Pretty sure I'm about to be sectioned.
Ugh.
I mean, I am at the point of literal insanity, but...

Fuck.

Should I go on the run? A warrant will be put out for my arrest.

Fucking lovely thing to wake up to. Ecstatic.

>>9349083
>>9348234