/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The pizza is regressive.

>Exponential hotdogs.

>analogue lasagna

>>9342955
>ethereal avocado toast

>cringeworthy tenders

>>9343488
Where can I buy these?

>Antediluvian burritos

cruelty-free raw vegan portobello burgers

>tactical hotdog

>post-punk McChicken

>esoteric buns

>deontological stir-fry

Peruvian effluvium

>>9343488
>Made with caffinated cheese
I lost

>Shoegaze sloppy joe

>kafkaesque sushi bar

>hadean lard

>activated

>punk rice

>>9343742
>the Lard Hadron Collider

>microtonal mac n cheese

>quantum sushi

>oxidated chocolate

>perturbated butter

>nicomachean lettuce

>spam

>chiral flan

>>9342955
>kinderbräten
>non-euclidean hamburger
>squid ink
>fungi from yuggoth
>ketchup

Halp, /ck/. I'm not opposed to going out and buying some more ingredients, but my room's larger on the inside than it is on the outside, and I'm not sure it wants me to leave.

>>9344454
is your house also inside-out? If you live outside the asylum, it is probably safe to venture in ('outside') for ingredients as long as you hurry back.

>>9343842
That's germinating but not waiting for sprouts to pop out.

>syncopated spaghetti

>enucleated pancetta
>Festooned waffle cones

>eigen lemons

>monoidal roux

>>9342955
Synopsis salmon

>half-duplex bolognese

Post-modern existential mac 'n cheese.

The cheese has been aged in angst and socialist indoctrination.

The narrative is delicious.

Lethargic peppercorns

>ameliorated bacon

Deconstructed potatoes.

>downtempo coca cola

>microfiberial shakshouka

>lovecraftian casu marzu

>establishmentarian injera

>>9344635

A quick reminder that there's nothing postmodern or existential about socialism. Socialists hate postmodernism and existentialism hasn't been popular with anyone since the 60s (when it was still being attacked by almost all socialist tendencies).

What's going on in this thread?

>>9344765
>What's going on in this thread?

dialectical french fries

>>9344765
/muck/

>lugubrious risotto

>Apple iBurger

>post-fried chicken

>dystopian steak

>>9342955
toasting in a epic bread.
>avangarde tea

>dream pop

Strain Bean Theory

>>9344115
>flying microtonal banana

>atonal macro-sandwich

>minimalist french snail dish

That's the name of my band LEL

>aesthetic avocado bread

>>9344988
Disgusting

>>9344991
You're not supposed to eat it.

PostChicken

>neo-mcCarthyist sushi

>sexy potatoes

>egg

Fuck sake I meant
>depression egg

>Industrial Ham

>>9345155
>>egg

>pavlovian clam chowder

>Circumlocutory Avocados

>communist pizza

Worker coops have the weirdest hours.

>gluten-free paleo allium-free sicherheits empanada

>boneless pizza

>Rococo Clams

>benedictine pickles

>thelonious monkfish

>concentrated tomato (not from concentrate)

>>9345749
Nice.

>shit

>post

>logarithmic snail

>>9342955
>Ambient hamburgers
You've gone too far this time, Brian Eno.

>cheese desecrated siracha avocado bacon

>danger pizza
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HS5ZkPXkto0

>Singularity pasta
>Non-newtonian lobster bisque
>electromagnetic bread
>antimatter antipasto

>post-ironic-sincere pickles

>>9345155
not gonna lie, I lost my shit at this

Absolute Zero Espresso

>>9346191
Ya Ya because particles do not move at Absolute Zero sooo how can they be Espresso

>prescriptive meatloaf

>shit posting

>>9346363
>excremental messaging

>empanadas colifas

>>9345811
>Ambient 911: Music for burgers

>>9342955
>activated almonds

>funeral fudge

>liminal lunchmeats perpetrating the rhizomatic Reuben

>>9344111

>>9344876
>utopian urchins

>finger-licking good

>water reduction

>>9345836
>existential clam bake

>Eggplant ala stratosphere

>Carte a la chicken

>>9345347

>monophonic meatloaf

pan-seared face

>centrifugal celery

>>9344395
Kek

>post-serialist manicotti

>acoustic popcorn

>Sicilian sukiyaki like mom used to make

>tom's tom yung goong

>hermetic cereal

>a magnanimously charitable mango chutney

>chromatic apple fritters

>mystic pizza

> anisotropic filtered coffee

> grass-fed salmon

>lo-fi sausage

>Apple iPhone

>ironic hotdog

>>9342955
>Chicken fed Chicken

Hi fellow Reddit users! Wow, didn't know you guys posted on Japanese websites too xD But I know my kin when I see them :3

>autistic anime anchovis

>future curry

>>9348981
>territorial tart

>>9343726
More like Lovecraftian

>>9348995
kek

>>9348981
>Paranoid Peppermint

>>9344988
You'll never own a house at this rate

> aestethicc meat pie

>Deconstructively interfering scallops

> forever cumdrizzle doughnuts

>Interfeterence watercrests

>lambasting limburger

Post dub cranberry

>Procession of Activated Plum Tomat 0)))
wala

>>9349206
I only now found out avocado bread is actually a real thing.

>counterrevolutionary yogurt

>>9349791
> KimJongUn-Chee

foreverialy delitized produce

>Antidisestablishmentarianism Sausage

>concupiscent halibut

you people are all sick in the head

>inconclusive alfalfa

>boneless watermelon

>>9348995

>>9349715
I'm replying to myself because I'm so alone

>Bespoke big mac

>>9343488
>Caffeinated cheese

?

>>9344111
*hardon colluder

>ennui étouffée

>harsh browns

>conspiratorial Caesar salad

>Post-structualist pulled pork non-entities

>>9347127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTzKhMRA8bc

>>9350714
That dirty, dirty halibut.

>ambiguous pasta

>statuesque mustard

>Continental Breakfasts.

>>9343570
I hate this. People still don't know that portobellos are being beaten and ill-treated everyday. Stop being ignorant and see what's right in front of you. You piece of shit.

I had this in Praha last week. It tasted like sharp yogurt. Not good, in my opinion.

Activated Carbon lol

>>9354244
>>Continental Breakfasts.

>mfw

>Abstract jello

>cyclopean kimchi

>>9354286
Well
la
di
dah

>Evolutionary Egg Noodles

>brappy beans

>omniscient cheerios
>incorporeal chili
>antimemetic pasta

>Calorie-free water

>ethereal chives

>>9344935

underrated

Non-linear grilled cheese.

Pickled concepts.

Unlimited cucumber.

>>9344876
Soylent Green?

>avant-gourd

>>9342955
esoteric moco-loco

>unfortunate baklava

>>9343640
If you can mount a dildo on your gun you can mount a hotdog.

>>9342955
>Chronal Chicken Breasts

>Neoconfucianist Canneloni

Hello me understand this thread.

>tantalizing tiramisu

>shakespearean prawns

>>tumescent quinoa

>Nu-Gelato

>Reoxygenated potato leaves

Meta Cheese

>Neo-noir haggis.

>shoegaze pie

>ilusory pumpernickel
>marxist coleslaw

>Virtual Reality Strawberries

>prog hocks

>hyperbolic hazelnuts

>hypersomnia cheese sticks

>mullioned beef eggs

>Retrograde milkshake

>navel-gazing popcorn

>supravulcanized hash browns

>abrasive eggnog

>>9356449
>crepuscular waffles

>>9343653
never knew I wanted this

>chronic venision

>>9349715
>Tomat 0)))
You're pretty good anon

>>9345155

>>9342955
I don't get this thread. Are you guys just putting words together, or what?

>>9345155
EGG

Deconstructed tabletops.

sublimated water

Boneless Bananas

Vaporwave pizza ramen

>reverberated ratatouille

Effervescent omelets

>death grapes

>lossless salad

>keynesian sashimi

>>9357217
>he hasn't tried non-euclidean spam soufflé

>>9357612
>hoppean souffle

>LIFO burritos

>hyperventilated green beans

>>9342955
>antidisestablishmentarianist egg rolls

>non-newtonian super flour

>Postpartum waffles

>Ethiopian

>esoteric dino nuggets

>pantagruelian baklava

>positivistic enchilada

>cheery o's

>>9357686
I'd eat that enchilada

>solipsist quinoa

>fascist vegemite

>aphrodisiac pop-tarts

>>9344945
SICK RIFFS DUDE

Actually I like nonagon

>aerodynamic tapioca

Sugar free sweet potatoes

>free-range liquorice

>hellforged stock cube

>ice hypercubes

>non-euclidean oatmeal

>stygian tapenade

> godless tartare

>Supersonic tomatoes

> boneless pizza

>>9358040
I'd eat it with some abyssal crackers

>LoveKraftian Macaroni and Cheese

>Rapidly ratiocinating radicchio

DUDE NON-CULINARY ADJECTIVE + FOOD ITEM LMAO

>>9358077
> humorless flapjack

>>9358077
>spoilsport shitbiscuit

>>9358077
>baited roast beef

>>9358082


>>9358083


>>9358087

> good eggs

> stout-hearted endive

Postmodern Pineapples with an ethereal reduction.

neo-stalinist malt vinegar

>Apollonian mixed vegetables
>Dionysian cut green beans

>>9358077
ill-tempered wine

>gender dysphoric Kale

> automatic soup

>non newtonian beetroot juice

>GMO Hipsters

>sulfuric lemons

>sustainably grown greens
>solarly cooked

>>9358077
>salty cracker

>corrugated lemons

>homeomorphic hamburger

>>9344129
Had that, but not
It was bad and good
Overdone but raw all at once

>sandblasted sausage

>>9344876
(>fancy for people meat)

>degenerated frog legs

>rectified cedar planked salmon

>>9345839
>Intestinal distortion

>unironic unagi

>>9355400
Ha!

>over-doped dumpling

>semiconducting stir fry

>>9358908
For the anemic, a full supplemental dose of iron in every serving!

>>9358853
Now not just a beach sex symptom.

>Anarcho-capitalist tea

>>9358243
when life gives ya better but something demonic steps up.

>>9358240
Now available in extra salty

>>9357886
>Somewhere a man scrubs a windtunnel furiously

>alt-right avocado

>>9342955
So uh, what are we doing here guys? Seems like a neato bandito threado friends. How can I help out?

>>9358066
Aw, now i want little elder god shapes in blackblue colored cheese sauce.

>>9357646
Not googling that.

>>9357432
The flavor is vaporious at best

>>9343000

>>9343570
>The waitstaff is paid a living wage, thats the cruelty free part

>>9344454
>Dr. who does shrooms.

>Lynchian quinoa

>laplacian lentils

>>9345580
> the chef rolls them violently at you till one ends on your plate not the floor.

>vigorously ventilated veal

>>9346359
whenever doctor scribbles out lunch break order is it prescriptive?

>>9347248
*Airplain food joke here*

>>9356405
d..d-does it taste like what it sounds like?

>>9351035
>Is bland

>incandescent pumpkins

>integrated dragon fruit

>communist French fry

>archaic capers

>polarized pumpernickel

>waterlogged beef Wellington

>>9359114
They are more equally educated than other sources, though the net quality of education remains low.

>resonating sprouts

>dominated olives

>complescent calamari

>>9359162
Ive seen that porn

>conductive marmalade

>ionized gelatin

>>9359155
The acoustic asparagus is a auditory audacity.

>mournful meringue

>solitary cashew

>percussive lasagna

>scrambled faberge egg

>virulent fig

>Mitigated Stromboli

>digital fondue

>Freudian peanut butter

>lithospherical biscotti

>tachycardic haggis

>catastrophic cutlet

>>9359208
>Raw.

>>9359231
Served on a picture of 'not a cigar' no utensils provided

>concave watermelon

>>9359287
Precariously served on a covex watermellon

>>9359249
The aorta of a maidens donor heart stolen in transit. Heartstrings fried crispy in a tamarind sauce to the side

>modified-death ottawa venison

>>9359227
You lick the cheese from your digits . Nailclipper provided.

>agreeable spidersauce

>>9359275
Is it weird I would enjoy watching this?

>Tactical souffle

>Aspired arugula

>idyllic pancake

>>9359397
Served in a house you fully own. *Sobbing noise in the distance

>>9359393
It was told it could be anything it wanted to growing in the fields.

>>9359374
Just like grandpa used to make to get aunt lee to stuff his/her face and stop with the dramma every thanksgiving.

>buoyant strawberry

>>9359210
>Nitrogen frozen reduction served via peashooter by fellow guests in general direction of mouth.

>>9359202
Egg whites whipped with the ashes of the dead, key lime with activated charcoal for color, served in a sixteenth century childs coffin, served with violin dirge accompaniment. Mourning caul provided.

>anointed shallots

>intracellular kumquat

>funereal tagliatelle

>irredeemable cheese pizza

>flaccid pancake

>>9358077
>new fagroie

>postmortem haggis

>neutral milk

>Transcendental poached eggs