/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9334754
buttchug

Pour two shots into a low ball glass with one or two small ice cubes. Add about 2 tbsp water until the color changes from clear to opaque. You can either sip or shoot I like to take that particular drink down in two large sips

From the navel of a Swedish countryside virgin that has recently bathed in lavender infused milk, while she softly and tenderly sings Shenandoah. Obviously.

>>9334754
pour two shots into 16 oz of Monster Zero Ultra

>>9334754
>absinthe

Just shoot it straight like fireball, fuck all that slow-drip bullshit.

>>9334937
That sounds breadygud desu.

WHERE CAN I GET IT IN AMERICA

>>9334898

>>9334754
Pour into glass, lay absinthe spoon over glass, put sugar lumps/cubes on spoon, pour water over sugar cubes through spoon into glass, observe the louche, drink.

With your mouth

>>9334754
Sitting on a park bench, swigging from the bottle hidden in a brown paper bag. It's the only way.

>>9334937
Good idea anon

>>9334754
Alone in my hole curled up in the corner at 2 am, while crying and hurting myself (I cut and burn, etc until I blackout)

Or drink enough until I hallucinate

Put absinthe spoon on glas. Put sugar cube on it. Pour absinthe over it. Put it on fire until cube is partly melted into the glas. Add water as you like and ice. The 35 absinthe has a good high effect. Like being drunk- stoned.

Down the bottle until I pass out

If I'm still awake I go into the next

Please help

try to buy real absenta, this is fake

Real absinthe 90% alc
Your shit 70% alc
Fake

1/4 absinth 3/4 whiskey
or
absinth+ champagne / bubble whine if poor add ice

by throwing the bottle out and buying actual decent booze

Now this is an autistic thread.