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>drunk as whore last night
>morning

What do you do in this situation?

>> No.9332509

Is this a haiku?

>> No.9332675

>>9332498
cocaine

>> No.9332683
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9332683

>>9332498
Keep drinking, maybe down a egg yolk.

>> No.9332686

Apologize to everyone

>> No.9332688
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9332688

Woke up on my mouse to find the LMB broken this morning. Went and bought a new one.
Also went to a grocery store and shoplifted a carton of wine to get through the day. It wasn't my usual place so I didn't notice they had those magnet strip alarms by the till, though. It went off.

Guy asked me to empty my bag. I played dumb and innocent and pulled out the mouse first and held it through the detector. It went off. He let me go.

Thank you God, I won't shoplift again for at least the rest of the day

>> No.9332691

>>9332688
Lmb?

>> No.9332696

>>9332509
fpbp

>> No.9332697

>>9332691
Left mouse button

>> No.9332700

>>9332697
Where do they sell left mouse buttons?

>> No.9332704

>>9332700
Not where I went. They said I had to buy a whole new mouse. That's how they get you.

>> No.9332721

>>9332704
Bastards.
Return the mouse sans the LMB. Stick it up to the man!

>> No.9332764

eat greasy food and then go beat my dick

>> No.9332794

>>9332498
Chug a coconut water asap

If that doesn't work, have whatever you were drinking the night before. Protein and water is mandatory.

>> No.9332806

>>9332498
Drink blue powerade and avoid looking at phone

>> No.9332807

>>9332498
What i usually do to cure a massive Hangover is, given i have nothing to do that day, is smoking some high grade and drink some chocolatemilk.

That helps/makes me endure it

>> No.9333442

>>9332806
>Drink what is basically flat soda
Pass.

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9333540

>>9332509

>> No.9333547

>>9332498
>The floor is dignity

>> No.9333594

>You'll never crash if you don't stop flying

Keep boozing friendo

>> No.9333607

>>9332498
Water and energy drinks. Also just act normal when people say 'I know you like Hitler". If you feel ill don't eat except maybe some carbs.

>> No.9333608

>>9332704
dad?

>> No.9333798

>>9332498
keep trying, one of these days you won't wake up

>> No.9333835

>>9332498
Get up, drink some water, grab a sausage and egg biscuit and some orange juice for breakfast, then go about my day. I don't get hangovers because I'm lucky like that.

>> No.9334135

Weed nigger