/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9327428
Probably king salmon and just live that keto life

Eat nuttella from the jar.

>>9327428

I'd eat your mom's pussy

>>9327428
Pulled Pork or Brisket, with the stipulation that I can change sauce or dry seasoning to whatever I want, whenever I want, on a sandwich bun or just plain.

Popcorn shrimp

pizza

Shepherds or cottage pie I guess. There's enough different stuff in it that I might not blow my brains out

>>9327428
For me it would be the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>9327428
pizza of course

How restrictive is this?

Can I say deep fried tofu, in different dipping sauces, or do I have to pick a specific sauce?

Some sort of fresh, hand-pulled noodle dish.

Or Chik'n strips with chipotle mayo.

Deep dish pizza

Biscuits and gravy

fried scallops

Grilled eggplant slices with hot pepper and garlic

Halal snack packs

my own flesh

>>9327551
Woah what the fuck is that?
And why does it call out to me?

>>9327698
Looks like carne asada fries

>>9327428
Golden coral

If the food has variation in itself IE: Pizza, "Burger" does that mean I can technically enjoy a certain food in different ways or does it have to specifically be A version of a category or sub category of a food.

Also given the fact I can just say "potato" I do not need other ingredients to altar the state in which said potato will be consumed, I can slide it thinly and bake into chips, put through a shoe-string cutter for McDonald style fries. Mash em, bake em make vodka etc. OR is there cooking / altering said items state clause in effect?

We need to know these things desu only then can I decide. And even then there is a lot to consider.

When are they coming back ?

beef stew

Curry.

cum

>>9327571

stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters

>>9327428

You guys are retards. The answer is obviously steak.

Raw salmon (carpaccio, sashimi, tartare, whatever)

water

Shoot the works. Are you all so dumb that you don't know how to get everything on one food?

Burgers

salad. because technically anything can be salad. feel like sushi? put that shit in a bowl. salad. pizza? how about an entire pie in a bowl? salad. cheeseburgers? cut in 4, in a bowl, salad.

Cherries. Orondo rubies, specifically.

>>9327428
hummus

>>9328867
>salad. because technically anything can be salad.

That doesn't sound like a "single food" then does it? Otherwise you could just pick something even more broad, like "entree"

>>9328867
>Cereal? Put it on a bowl. Salad.
That's how dumb you sound. The definition of a salad is not "food in a bowl". Pizza and burgers are not salads when eaten out of a bowl.

>>9329211
>Pizza not salad

Au contraire, pizza is classified in the US by federal law to be a vegetable now.

>>9329211
>Yurocommies can't handle the freedom of a burger salad

>>9329293
Nope.

>>9327698
Carne Asada Fries, most likely from Roberto's. I miss the west coast.

nasi goreng

>>9327428
human flesh osso bucco

>>9329652
give this anon a hand

>>9329665
>carlos.png

>>9327428
A Sandwich.

>>9327428
Meat buns. All kinds.

>>9327428
Chicken pot pie

Siew yuk.

>>9328852
You're only allowed one type of pizza. You cant keep changing the topping.

>>9327428
Costco chicken pot pie.

Weed brownies
Lmao

>>9327428
Shit that's actually really hard. Probably tacos from an authentic taqueira.

>>9327428
There's this Mexican dish which is a mix of different dishes it's called "alambre Al pastor con queso" it's orange meat which is let on a tasty spice mix (which causes the orange color) with some sauteed peppers and onions all kept togheter by Oaxaca cheese with a squeeze of lime on top, you can just eat it with utensils or you can put it on tortillas. Each bite tastes similar, but not the same. It would be delicious and not become or take longer to become groundhog day.

>>9331537
ayyyy

>>9327491
The spicy chicken from carls jr is far superior

Salmon

>>9327428

Ben & jerry's cookies and milk

>>9327428
Katsu Curry.

>>9327428
Probably a really good cake. Possibly a princess cake, marzipan should certainly involved at the very least.

I'm also torn between some sort of rich beef stew or pad thai because my tastes are all over the place.

>>9327817
Thinking too hard about this

>>9327428
>9327428
I'm tempted to say craw fish because of your picture OP but I imagine peeling the fuckers would get tiring. So I'd probably go with sushi.

Mashed potatoes

Tacos bitch

>>9328310
This. Burgers would never get old.

CRAB OR CRAYFISH

Milk.
Just milk.

I could drink cold milk (or even room-temperature milk) indefinitely. If I'm holding a huge glass of cold milk, it's all I can do not to just chug the whole thing. When I was a kid, I would have a habit of always drinking my entire glass of milk before even starting to eat my dinner.

Bonus points if I can also put chocolate syrup in it.

Or, if it has to a FOOD specifically: Tomatoes.

I can also eat raw tomatoes indefinitely. I am known to often just eat a tomato like one might an apple. They are so juicy and refreshing.

There are also so many ways to cut and prepare uncooked tomatoes that it's hard for them to get old. But, even if I was not allowed to prepare or season them any differently, tomatoes would still be my answer.

>>9332124
People don't appreciate milk like they should, used to drink a gallon a day just because I loved milk but have cut back to about half that

>>9327428
Eggs

high fructose corn syrup

meat

>>9332159
>Not lifting and getting those GOMAD gains