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I love macdonalds!

MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS

OLD MCDONALD HAS A FARM

I've never wanted that swill less than today. Thanks for saturating /ck/ with spam. You've made me make a giant tray of smashburgers and mac sauce replicant.

>>9318994
Hey a /tv/ thread on /ck/. Lets see how long that lasts.

>>9319048
But its about food so lets see

>>9318994
I was really interested in it for a lot of reasons, mainly that the original McDonalds was like an In ans Out AND how the milkshakes came about

>>9319055
The original McDonalds lasted a while after the brothers got screw, but they Kroc told them they could no longer use their name and built a new Mcdonals across the street from them

>>9318994
I was amazed that a pure advertising shill piece is now regarded as a real movie. Wonder how much Michael Keaton got for selling his soul.

Too bad that the original brothers got screwed out of hundred of millions of dollars

>>9319103
You really shouldnt be able to use some else's name like that

All you need to know is purchase good ground chuck from Costco, make Smashburgers and never go to McDonalds again because you make better food on a day to day basis, as fast as they do.

Makes me want to taste an old school McDonalds

>>9319272

Fry a thin burger on a skillet, add onion, pickle, mustard, ketchup on a boring potato bun, with a slice of cheese. It's simple food to recreate.

>>9319304
Party pooper, I just want to ride up to the old school McDonalds in my hotrod whereing my leather jacket

>>9319312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9N7UhTMA8

Mate, Supersize Me made me crave McDonalds. It doesn't matter if it's good coverage or bad coverage, any coverage of McDonalds will make you crave it.

>>9319318
How do they shoot with wet rifles

>>9319356
Maybe that's the only reason I want the szechuan sauce back, Damn Rick and Morty

I was completely hammered by the end of the movie. Can someone explain how he screwed the brothers and took over the franchise?

>>9319406
The brothers didnt want to franchise while Kroc was builing up restaurants around the country, but the time they realized what he was doing it was too late and he owned the McDonalds name, he offered to buy them out or their companies for an amouted that would be in the 100s of millions today but they declined

>>9319312
>whereing
Holy fuck

>>9319312
>Party pooper, I just want to ride up to the old school McDonalds in my hotrod, where-in my leather jacket will amaze and astound

>>9319272
I still have one of those in my town. Updated now to have a dining room

>>9319524
Auto correct is a bitch

>>9319406
Kroc used his connections to convince his friends to open McDonalds franchises. As franchise manager, he was in charge of quality control and construction. By chance, he meets a lawyer who tells him that he should be buying the land and renting it to new franchise owners. Kroc does this, building Mcdonalds in many states over 5 years. He then buys the land of rhe original McDonalds. The McDonald brothers retire, giving their restaurant to their employees, and Ray opens a restaurant across the street from the original.

McDonalds corp. allowed their image to be used on the condition that the movie be as historically accurate as possible

>>9318994
>also ray kroc as an also hole
Wanna try that one again?

>>9318994
made me hate ray kroc desu

>>9318994
That film gave me temporary depression.
Corporate raiders truly are the worst humans.
>tfw you will live long enough to see Carl Icahn die.

>>9319101
Probly not as much as Ray Kroc and the Kroc family

Movie was okay 5/10 barely worth watching when a 3 minute Wikipedia read is available

>>9319103
seriously though, why did they agree to a handshake agreement?

>>9319707 the brothers would have been millionaires if they hadnt been so stubborn

>>9319939
Yeah....we know

That's it. No more. I'm never eating fast food again. The stupid ironic shilling has finally broke me. I'm done. I will never spend another dime at a fast food chain. I'm taking my friends with me as well. I'll tell them some bullshit to convince them to stop.

Fuck you, /ck/, and fuck fast food. I'm too good for both of you.

>Hey we want you to help us make our tiny restaurant into a successful franchise
>WAAAA why did you turn our tiny burger stand into a huge successful franchise! You meanie!

Fuck those fat autists.

>>9318994
No YOUR an also hole!

>>9319245
Yeah, but you have to have the meat already thawed. And if you are away from home...

>>9318994
I thought it was great and it also caused me to go pick up a quarter pounder after having not eaten there in a long time.

I really enjoyed the stuff with the assembly line process for putting the meals together. The inner workings of companies like this fascinate me so this movie was right up my alley.

>>9320052
K. See you tomorrow.

>>9318994
>also ray kroc as an also hole

>>9318994

I've never set foot in a McDos nor KFC or any of those shit imitation food in a bleached bread roll shops. Never will either.

>>9320698
whoa you are very cool

>>9320720

I know and I eat proper food too!

Bump

>>9319103
No, fuck them. The hundreds of millions were from franchising which they refused to do.

Kroc sent the McDonalds a final fuck you by building a McDonalds across the street from their final restaurant, now that is fucking savage

>>9322267
Kroc said "If my competitor was drowning I would put a water hose down his throat" (sic). That's what it takes to make a billion dollars I guess.

>>9319593
It wouldn't auto correct to a word that doesn't exist. Just admit you fucked up.

>>9322351
Mine would, cunt

When do we get out suachan sauce?

>>9319593
>>9322351
>>9322768
Don't talk about what your autocorrect does on here, you're aiding this site in its datamining bullshit when you do that.

>>9323077
Only one of thoses was me faggot

>>9318994
Meanwhile inside the frap/smoothie/ice maker

>>9323159
Uh, excuse you? I don't know you, and I don't know what you're talking about, sweatie. Maybe next time be more careful not to look like an idiot.

>>9323181
Front of protein fryer just before midnight

>>9323184
>>Sweetie

You are a colossal faggot

>>9323193
Clamshell
>verify temp of various patties
>be me cook 18 quarter poundera

>>9323195
Wew, somebody seems upset!
>Sweatie...
>You wouldn't be...
>Getting...
>MAD...
>On an anonymous image board.
Would you? That surely wouldn't be a thing a smart person would do.

>>9323193
What is that white shit on the floor?

>>9323205
And no I'm white&am not employed by mcdees. Despite all I've seen sometimes I got to a clean store order a mcdouble&hot spicy mchicken. Or if in the middle of BFE in the am with no other option will long day ahead& have gotten a breakfast burrito. But it's pretty hard for them f up these items.
Amigo getting it lit

>>9323193
What's the problem? That looks surprisingly clean for a busy kit-HOLY SHIT THE FLOOR IS CUM

>>9323217
Unheated cooking oil from the restaurant storage over filled fryer unit. Which they are supposed to regularly test McDonald's corporate has a great system that we'll thought out to encourage food safety. However it seems above the understanding of the usually urban youths locally.

>>9323231
Kek

>>9319082
>You can no longer use your own fucking family name as the title of your restaurant

JUST

>>9323231
Lulz

Guess a pizza party is enough to motivate em. Which is surprising considering how much weed most smoke

>>9323263
That is literally an impossible goal. Just by laws of averages you're going to get some wack job or crazy soccer mom.

>>9323265
Yr right If was my store I'd give them all a fifty dollar visa card.

Some do try to make it right but mostly they just stare blankly.

Anybody making something special?

>>9323287
Forgot pic

>>9323293
Ray Kroc hated chicken

>>9323256
Is you name worth hundreds of millions to you?

>>9323337
That's it I'm watching that movie it's on netflix&I'm drunk enough

>>9323392
Does your name mean no one can push you around?
Yeah I watched it ray was an drunk ass hole. NPR salvation army what a waste

>>9319601
I heard that McDonalds didn't approve the movie. At least that is what cynical historian said. The movie really portrayed Ray Kroc in a really negative light. On an unrelated note people say that the McDonalds brothers were holding back Ray Kroc are full of shit. They are the owners of the business and should have been fully in charge of their brand. Kroc was just an antsy megalomaniac. The only mistake I'll say the McDonald brothers did make was not fighting Kroc in a legal battle. They had a decent case and I am sure some of the best lawyers in the country would be happy to represent them.

>>9318994
>entrpenuer sees an amazing opportunity
>tries his best to get the owners to push through the challenges of their creation and bring it to the world
>fatass brothers are unmotivated, lazy, and unwilling to grow their business
>eventually Ray gets sick of them standing in the way of bringing mcdonalds to the world and just steamrolls them
>he pays each of them out
>I'm supposed to feel bad for them

Fuck that, the way the movie portrayed it Ray gave them every opportunity to work with him, I have no doubt that if they'd have just listened to half the shit he proposed then they'd be the heroes. If the movie is an accurate representation of what happened then the brothers deserved everything they got; nothing.

>>9319048
I fingered my sister earlier while reading this post out loud. I wanted to eat her out and hum it into her pussy but she won't let me.

>>9324302
I'm really trying to get her to let me hum that post up in her but she ain't having me go down on her. I think she's self conscious

OH MY GOD DUDES SHE LET ME DO IT!!!! She tastes so good

>>9324302
>>9324336
Wat?

>>9324014
No deal was going to be good for them

>>9324211
Not everyone wants to franchise, some just like to keep things simple

>>9318994
The first old macdonalds franchise ever (in fresno, muh hometown) is such a high class place

>>9326577
Then they should've told him to fuck off completely from the start. Also they did want to franchise, if you actually watched the movie instead of just reading people talk about it on leddit they said they had tried franchising but couldn't make it work because quality control was an issue. Ray made it work and they still bitched and moaned.

It's also important to remember that the McDonald's Ray eventually franchised out was different in some significant ways to the original store, specifically the design and the powdered milkshakes

>>9324014
What a complete load of shit.

I'm not sure what actually happened but from the events of the movie the brothers did nothing but hold him back, they wouldn't listen to any of his ideas and did everything they could to stop him from growing the business. Who gives a shit if it's "their brand", the final product wasn't really their brand at all and they put no work into it whatsoever. They sat back on their fat lazy asses, bitched and moaned the entire way while Ray made their business a success, and then got buttflustered when Ray wanted what he deserved for the work he put in. Then at the end of it, he paid them out a significant sum of money, what a great deal for the brothers, they started this rinky dink little burger shack in some shithole little state, put no work into it at all and just left it be and enjoyed the free burgers, and then a few years later got paid out a ridiculous amount of money once somebody else did all the work making it a success for them

>>9324302
>>9324336
>>9324721
Pics?

>>9327103
You didnt think he was for real did you?

Its funny how its Krocs plaque in every mc donalds but not the Mcdonals

>>9327143
I am for real. I have a fetish for both my sibling and reading 4chan posts with a certain cadance during sexual acts. No pics though.

>>9327210
Get help

i just read the summary of this very sad what happened what an asshole he is a mean conman

Post more burgerkino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkIJoGFTLvs

>>9327175
I mean he did invent McDonalds as we know it.

>actively looks for Jews
Kek

I'm not sure if this movie makes me want to eat or boycott McDonalds

>>9319272
My pop lives by the first franchised mc dicks
It's nice to visit him and see the old timey store.

>>9320169
For the former, it's incredibly easy to form burgers ahead of time and throw them in the freezer. No need to thaw, just throw 'em straight on the grill.

>>9319683
i felt the same after wolf of wall street. fun movie, but still. i aint ever gonna live that way.

>>9319383
God I fucking hate R*ddit. They all need to die the most cruel death imaginable.

>>9330587
Edgelord

Is the movie good?

>>9320159
Did u even watch the movie? They didnt want to work with Ray in the beginning. They didnt ask him to do anything

>>9319041
>smashburgers
Kys

>>9333733
Yeah, it's good

>>9319082>>9319103

They were fucking morons for agreeing to a "handshake agreement" about the royalties. Had I gone to that negotion and he brought that up I would have left immediately and said don't come back until you put it in the contract. They knew what kind of guy Kroc was. Why on earth would they take his word on it?

>>9327082
Kroc barely changed the McDonald's business formula at all. They weren't holding back he was just a narcissist looking for excuses to fuck over two people he was working for. He didn't even come up with the idea to use fake milkshakes which I'm pretty sure I had before they were discontinued and they were disgusting. Kroc was a parasite.

>>9318994
Just saw it on Netflix. Loading it up now. What am I in for?

>>9334565
A lifetime of regret for being a cuck that pays for a Netflix account

>>9334565
It's pretty good so far. Kinda funny.

>>9334605
Torrents are for Jews.

Fun movie, doesnt make me want mcdonalds or anything though.

>>9319837
>>9334466
The reason you think a handshake agreement is fucking retarded now is because of the last 50 years of people getting absolutely fucked up the ass by them. Around the time they got bought out it was still a common practice to do, because large-scale corporations like that hadn't ever really happened before so the norm was "We'll shake on it, and if you squelch I live down the fucking road and will ruin your reputation in this town"

God damn he got sleazy as fuck at the end of the movie. The moment he met that financier is when he turned into a major piece of shit intent on fucking over the brothers. The ending is depressing as fuck. Great movie, though.

>>9335094
I bet the Jews were behind this

>>9333787
They literally hired him to do exactly what he did. You can't get mad at him for doing it.

>>9335094
Those poor Mcdonalds put everything they had into there restaurant only to get jewed out to the last location

>>9335855
He failed to hold up the integrity of the brand in the first few franchises, like how they started serving chicken while the brothers hated chicken

>>9336303
And he fixed that shit right quick and fired them.

>>9336311
It never stated that they disenfranchised

>man with dreams of being rich and running a sucessful business (even if it is a stolen idea/seed) almost fucks it up
>is saved by the crafty merchant who inevitably gets a huge pay off

Ray was an idiot. If it wasn't for the crafty banker guy, he would have ended up poor and broken.

>>9334742
Welch not squelch. Don't know why but this really made me laugh

>>9319048
#StillHereBichNga

>>9339045
What does grape juice have to do with handshake agreements?

>>9339085
Don't know the origin but the term is to 'welch' on an agreement. Not squelch

>>9339092
Again what does grape juice have to do with this?

>>9339092
>>9339112
It's "welsh" because it was supposed to insult the welsh people. To welsh on a bet is like being an Indian giver.

>>9318994
As a critique to the plot of the movie, I think the movie paints ray kroc in a semi unfair light. My reason being is that the mcd brothers weren't going to do shit with the store, and were completely incapable of expanding past one store. They also worked against the benefit of the company by being so rock solid on their stances that it impeded profits. With that being said, Kroc was a shit head for not giving them their 1%, but they should've negotiated to a point that they could agree on.

ALSO, with that being said, in-n-out thrived in a restaurant that mcds was trying to be, so obviously it was possible to do it. great movie

>>9318994
saw this today, i really liked it a lot. the mcdee's brothers were full on autists. if ray hadn't stepped in and marketed McDonalds, there is no way it would exist today. brb grabbing some mcdonalds.