Webm thread ITT: new content edition

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Webm thread ITT: new content edition Anonymous Sun Aug 13 22:05:16 2017 No.9298697 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 22:14:45 2017 No.9298728 claiming fp for /notjack/

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 22:45:57 2017 No.9298824 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1501806626096.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 22:48:15 2017 No.9298833 File: 322 KB, 638x360, Screen Shot 2017-08-13 at 7.47.01 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298697 >what the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing? Why am I wearing a santa hat? Why is he filming me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 22:49:37 2017 No.9298838 >>9298728 Go to bed jack

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:06:25 2017 No.9298896 File: 1.20 MB, 400x400, 1502297318616.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:09:50 2017 No.9298904 >>9298697 what is this thing? a naan pyramid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:16:04 2017 No.9298928 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, potato_press.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298728 good point

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:20:27 2017 No.9298941 >>9298824 That must smell fucking heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:24:03 2017 No.9298948 >>9298896 nonononononononononononoo

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:50:14 2017 No.9299011 File: 2.49 MB, 640x480, 1501809094380.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:51:57 2017 No.9299016 >>9299011 >>9298896 >>9298824 >>9298697 >new content edition

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:53:24 2017 No.9299020 >>9298896 I love hawaiian pizza as much as the next guy but I just can't imagine this not being horrid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 13 23:57:43 2017 No.9299037 >>9299016 want moar ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:14:13 2017 No.9299107 File: 2.56 MB, 960x540, 1500507084155.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299037

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:20:11 2017 No.9299126 >>9299020 It's definitely satire I'd eat it though

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:33:27 2017 No.9299168 >>9299011 What's going on here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:35:28 2017 No.9299172 >>9298697 >new content edition Where is it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:36:41 2017 No.9299176 File: 1.84 MB, 480x640, 1500958950779.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:45:03 2017 No.9299203 >>9299168 i imagine it's removing the bones

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 00:53:13 2017 No.9299221 File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, 1501873616208.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:02:27 2017 No.9299243 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, 1501585827605.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:06:26 2017 No.9299257 >>9299243 Do Americans really eat this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:08:03 2017 No.9299260 >>9299011 Good morning, OSHA how are you today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:10:13 2017 No.9299262 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1489452573743.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] classic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:12:34 2017 No.9299264 >>9299257 No, fuck off. Speaking of which, does anyone have a dorilocos webm? That mexican street food where you have a bag of doritos then put AAAALLLLL the shit in it? My gaming discord was talking about optimal snacks and it came to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:17:13 2017 No.9299272 >>9299262 And a diet coke please!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:17:46 2017 No.9299275 >>9299257 >http://www.maxwells.co.uk/burgers/ Looks like the UK

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:40:43 2017 No.9299331 >>9299176 fucking idiot. serves this dumb bitch right. should've ripped out a few teeth too. play stupid games win stupid prizes when will people learn

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 01:58:35 2017 No.9299387

>>9299203
If you look closely at the needles when they come up, water is being shot out of them. Most likely they are adding water to the salmon to get a higher net weight. More lbs = more money, you'd actually be surprised what percentage of your regular packaged steaks are liquid added by the processing plant. I believe some chicken breasts can have up to 35% added water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:00:59 2017 No.9299393 >>9299331 I would say her problem wasn't that she was eating corn with a drill, she was eating corn with a fucking rocket powered industrial strength 5.6 billion ram drill. A normal cheap battery powered drill wouldn't have done that

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:05:46 2017 No.9299401 File: 2.81 MB, 800x600, 1498931666419.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:06:48 2017 No.9299405 >>9299401 What is she laughing at

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:10:08 2017 No.9299412 >>9299405 Probably a camgirl with one of those vibrators that activates with the sound of a gold donation.

>>	>she Mon Aug 14 02:10:09 2017 No.9299413 >>9299405 the size of your penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:14:14 2017 No.9299427 >>9299412 Oh she's having an orgasm. I wouldn't know what that looks like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:29:29 2017 No.9299468 >>9298928 I was waiting for him to lose a finger

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:33:24 2017 No.9299480 >>9299412 You seem very educated in the goings on of the cam community.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:39:55 2017 No.9299506 File: 89 KB, 960x960, 876675463335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299168 Its how they kill the tape worms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:41:29 2017 No.9299510 >>9299506 This picture makes me angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:43:44 2017 No.9299518 File: 78 KB, 583x586, cz64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299510 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:46:10 2017 No.9299523 >>9299480 Who hasn't checked out streamate while waiting for a vid to buffer on pornhub?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:50:32 2017 No.9299531 >>9299243 Heck yeah! There is never too much cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 02:51:11 2017 No.9299532 File: 59 KB, 960x720, make up and contacts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299523 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 03:17:50 2017 No.9299572 >>9299243 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 04:48:03 2017 No.9299779 >>9299107 my god

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:32:17 2017 No.9299869 >>9298896 >that fucking cheese throw

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:45:41 2017 No.9299888 >>9299168 Dying the meat red

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:47:56 2017 No.9299891 >>9298928 If he cut the think in half and put the flat side on the counter it probably wouldn't be too bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 05:49:59 2017 No.9299893 >>9299272 >wasting 200 calories on a regular soda when you could have 200 calories more of meat Hmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:10:35 2017 No.9299950 >>9299893 12oz can of coke is 140 calories. 12oz can of diet coke is 0 calories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:12:30 2017 No.9299955 >>9299950 That's pretty much my point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:22:07 2017 No.9299980 >>9299387 Good thing I'm an eurofag

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:25:57 2017 No.9299989 >>9299980 I suppose socialism is a viable alternative to moist meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 06:52:58 2017 No.9300039 >>9299427 obviously a fake one, don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 07:07:10 2017 No.9300055 >>9299107 what is that pastry called?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 07:10:01 2017 No.9300062 So where's the new content

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 07:14:25 2017 No.9300070 >>9300055 chaussons aux pomme

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 07:33:22 2017 No.9300095 >>9299011 the listeria really makes it pop!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 07:38:53 2017 No.9300112 >>9300062 thanks

Anonymous Mon Aug 14 11:58:10 2017 No.9300813

Got an idea for some OC but I need someone to make it for me since I can't make webms

It would be taking the webm where Jack's son knocks over the stromboli boxes and putting it in front of the interview where he talked about choking his son so hard that his nose started bleeding

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:03:47 2017 No.9300823 >>9300813 learn to make webms. also without audio that's gonna be shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:08:08 2017 No.9300834 File: 65 KB, 720x540, ancap birb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299401 She's laughing at all the retarded virgins who think their donations are causing her to orgasm. The free market provides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:15:14 2017 No.9300856 >>9300823 I've tried making them beforw, but the audio always seems to come out muted

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:18:50 2017 No.9300872 >>9298697 i can smell the curry powder and shit from here

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:25:46 2017 No.9300890 >>9299393 Her problem was that she didn't tie her fucking hair back

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 12:27:23 2017 No.9300898 >>9299523 >waiting for a vid to buffer on pornhub I live in a first world country though

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:42:33 2017 No.9301120 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, 1501585167650.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9300813

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:45:51 2017 No.9301128 >>9299243 Ruined

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 13:46:17 2017 No.9301130 File: 2.07 MB, 960x540, 1492003457729.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9299264

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 15:27:57 2017 No.9301514 >>9299262 This shit gives me heartburn every time I watch it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 16:06:38 2017 No.9301639 File: 1.96 MB, 554x310, buffet_II.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298697

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 16:15:16 2017 No.9301664 >>9299891 >If jack just did something the way he was supposed to do it There's no point in speculating on the impossible anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 16:18:38 2017 No.9301676 >>9299888 Dub trips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 16:21:06 2017 No.9301680 >>9301639 Looks pretty nice for a buffet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 16:43:30 2017 No.9301766 >>9301680 It's Golden Corral.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 17:43:49 2017 No.9301951 >>9301766 where's the .txt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 18:37:56 2017 No.9302150 >>9299243 >make good looking burger >turn into soggy mess Why not just offer a shallow, wide bowl of cheese dip with it and tell people its intended to dip instead of making a fucking mess?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 18:43:26 2017 No.9302168 >>9301120 >who set the x-axis to fucking inverted?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 18:44:40 2017 No.9302176 >>9299523 >waiting for buffering >2017 im sorry anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 18:45:59 2017 No.9302181 >>9302176 >>9300898 he was clearly being colourful. why would you watch another streaming service while waiting for one to buffer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 19:00:03 2017 No.9302241 >>9299262 I would eat all of this by myself easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 19:31:05 2017 No.9302330 >>9301951 Here you go mang http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 19:51:42 2017 No.9302407 File: 90 KB, 355x200, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9301130 Is this a Dharma Initiative meal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 19:52:09 2017 No.9302408 >>9299506 Kubz scouts o.o ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 20:00:38 2017 No.9302444 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298697 >new content addition >posts old content well I might as well follow suit :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 20:01:04 2017 No.9302447 >>9299387 This should be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 20:02:32 2017 No.9302457 >>9299168 Farm raised salmon is paler than wild caught so to compete they have to add a dye to make it look "normal." Still tastes fine to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:05:28 2017 No.9303131 File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, 1500509672048.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9302444 aye

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:09:41 2017 No.9303148 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x720, react_jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9302444 please respect the feelings of the anti jack babies when the demand no jackposting, why give them the gift of papa Jack if they don't want it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 14 23:52:31 2017 No.9303329 >>9300823 >webm why is sound disabled on /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 00:03:09 2017 No.9303367 >>9303131 My sides every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 00:06:01 2017 No.9303378 >>9299257 WA LA!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 01:03:22 2017 No.9303581 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, Gluten Free Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298896 I see pineapple and I raise you watermelon

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 01:16:33 2017 No.9303620 >>9302407 MRE, probably, and it looks like a canadian one, I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 01:16:43 2017 No.9303623 >>9302150 >encouraging double dipping Fucking get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 01:47:14 2017 No.9303683 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, 1501807187391.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303131

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 01:53:10 2017 No.9303698 >>9303620 Canadian Individual Meal Pack Menu 17: Shepherd's Pie. It's on the 2004 menu iirc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 01:59:30 2017 No.9303717 >>9303148 Honestly jack is retarded but you can see he tries and does a good job ...for a retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:43:58 2017 No.9303820 >>9298904 tissue roti, its a very thin, crispy flat bread, slightly sweet, eaten with curry/meat gravy or dal

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 02:50:29 2017 No.9303834 >>9298928 jack is such a poor excuse for a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:07:54 2017 No.9303864 >>9299262 >burnt lamb chop.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:08:58 2017 No.9303870 >>9299011 This is fucking insane....

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:11:18 2017 No.9303877

>>9303148
It's not even that people hate jack webms, it's just the same 5 fucking webms in every thread for years now. It was funny and had shock value the first couple of times but after the 400th it's just "oh look, more shit i've seen that i'm just gunna scroll past again"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:24:43 2017 No.9303893 >>9298941 yeah, but its pretty unesecary and probobly costs more than the pastas actualy worth

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:28:22 2017 No.9303897 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1488856257012.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:30:32 2017 No.9303900 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, 1490130212590.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303897

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:31:55 2017 No.9303904 File: 1.48 MB, 350x348, 1490129351079.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303900

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:33:46 2017 No.9303907 File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, 1490128148926.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303904 I'm not checking any of these, by the way

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:36:04 2017 No.9303910 File: 2.56 MB, 600x325, 1489453683170.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303907

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:37:19 2017 No.9303914 File: 2.72 MB, 360x640, 1488885702735.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303910

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:38:26 2017 No.9303917 File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, 1486864610265.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303914

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:42:26 2017 No.9303925 File: 1.71 MB, 640x360, 1487432566862.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >new content

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:46:13 2017 No.9303931 File: 218 KB, 540x399, 1495869641330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303925 Looks like a borderline psychopath. Would definitely wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:53:38 2017 No.9303939 >>9303925 now play with the tip

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 03:59:00 2017 No.9303948 File: 92 KB, 500x377, 1494996101101.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9298948 Think about how I feel. I just caught up on GoT to watch Dickon get flambe'd and now somebody posts THIS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:02:30 2017 No.9303953 File: 1.80 MB, 640x640, 1482187082567.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9303939 >>9303931 >what is she drinking, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:30:19 2017 No.9303990 File: 448 KB, 360x360, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:31:08 2017 No.9303993 >>9303953 LC peach-pear? muh dicc, now I know she's a freak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:35:38 2017 No.9303998 >>9303897 Why boner?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:43:55 2017 No.9304009 >>9303925 >>9303953 Who is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 04:54:47 2017 No.9304024 >>9301766 Is Golden Corral considered any good? Sorry, not American.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:11:43 2017 No.9304049 >>9304024 it depends sometimes it can be decent other times, i.e most the time, it's not

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:56:29 2017 No.9304109 >>9298896 upvoted

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 05:57:30 2017 No.9304114 >>9298896 upvoted liked and shared

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:20:16 2017 No.9304152 >>9303953 this webm makes me hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:32:20 2017 No.9304167 >>9299168 Injecting water and sometimes blended trimmings to add weight. >>9302457 >>9299888 The dye for farmed salmon is added to their food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:45:32 2017 No.9304188 >>9299989 Implying they inject water into the meat to make it moist instead of just ripping off customers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 06:50:40 2017 No.9304194 >>9301766 Really? I've never been there but I thought it was supposed to be shitty. That webm looks pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 07:53:12 2017 No.9304317 >>9303683 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:20:08 2017 No.9304352 >>9303907 OH MY GOD HE SERVED THE DRINK WITH A CIGAR!!! MADMAN!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 08:57:01 2017 No.9304421 File: 1.52 MB, 668x936, 1499836822293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9301130 That's not MRE Steve, gtfo with this shit tier MRE review

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 10:35:52 2017 No.9304626 >>9302150 >A shallow, wide bowl A plate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 10:45:54 2017 No.9304659 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, dude.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 10:48:51 2017 No.9304666 >>9300055 LOL He never had a chaussons aux pommes.

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 11:35:29 2017 No.9304784

>>9302444
I'm just all-around triggered by this guy:
>has cooking channel, but the basic concepts of cooking elude him
>looks like he has downs
>bites at food like he's a fucking snapping turtle
The last one gets me the most. Like, seriously. Just move the fucking food closer to your retarded mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:40:30 2017 No.9305171 >>9298896 >>9303581 Are these from you suck at cooking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 13:56:20 2017 No.9305234 >>9303917 Mr. Cold Hands

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