/ck/ - Food & Cooking

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9290219
Bulking?

Use the Catalog, retard: >>9288930

>>9290238
That's not a general, Einstein. I started this thread specifically because that one sucks.

>>9290247
Generals are cancer. Kill yourself out of 4chan.

>>9290252
Generals are the best. I've got lots of them now, and I'm smarter than them. There's this thing, called, "the element of surprise.". They've never heard of it!!!

Represent. S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9290291
kek

>>9290252
>mad at a meme

>>9290291
>>9290297
>INTERNETEXPLORER

Your average sipper, everybody.

>>9290341
>doesn't sip
>makes fun of specific internet browsers
You must be a devil with the ladies

You guys are more pathetic than the alcoholics here.

>>9290392
why don't you go back to lebbit? you've been at this for literally 10 hours. it started with your meta thread where you whined about how you don't have a downvote button here and now
>12 posts
>6 unique posters
>conveniently 6 posts crying about sips
just get the fuck off 4chan and go back faggot

>>9290341
>INTERNETEXPLORER
Its the best browser on windows phones. Its just an html interpreter. No need to get your panties in a bunch anyway. Happy sipping, friend.

Happy Friday sips boys!

>>9290404
Here's another unique poster.
Go and fuck yourself, summercunt.

>>9290450
>cancer

This shit literally belongs on rèddit

Boys sip soft drinks while men drink full bodied coffees

>>9290436
Isn't that the actress who always plays the chick who gets kidnapped and raped for days and then her dad or father figure tracks down the kidnappers and there's a lot of bloodshed which is supposedly the point of the movie even though the real point is the rape?

There's a reason citron was discontinued my /boys/. A cola zero sip is coming.

Reporting

>>9290492
Sauce? Or just speculation?

>>9290211

stop pushing this literal poison in a can. fuck off with this sip shit

energy drink cans are very visually appealing

whoever is doing graphic design for monster and red bull have their shit together

>>9290476
*sips fedora*

>>9290211

daily reminder theres only 1 brand with 240 cafinee options

and thats Rockstar

they also have almost 1:1 flavor options for the 240 line and are also generally 2 for 4 dollars everywhere which is cheaper than the other brands

source: cafinee informer

>>9290569
>cafinee
This is your brain on Rockstar

>>9290569
Reminder that you are sipping this shit not downing it.
If you want max caffeine use pre-workout or just caffeine pills which can be had for like 5 bux for 50 200 mg pills

>>9290569
>tastes like gasoline
>can only drink one a day
no

I've been drinking Gatorade as a mid calorie alternative to soda.

Are there any other good soft drinks that are 100 calories or less per 12oz?

>>9290619
i believe mountain dew's energy drink has fewer than 100 calories per 16 oz

>>9290629
How's the taste?

Is it weird that I only /sip/ when I need that extra boost? I might be buying more soon when the Fall semester starts.

>>9290619
You're posting in the thread
Get some sips, the white sip is most people's favorite

>>9290647
That's what sips are for.

>>9290604

yes, i sip my fucking 240mg and usually end up with atlest half or 1/3-1/4 can left over after my 8 hour shift

>>9290615

you probably drank the fucking black plain can dumb fuck

the blue and white ones taste just like sprite or normal cola

I can't be doing with getting all wired up on that cafeeeen bullshit.

i'm sippin' pic related or cough medicine with sprite, nawmean.

>>9290685
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9290681
Are you the same Jordan that use to post on /g/?

i didn't believe in /sip/ meme but then I bought the big pack at Costco. my order is blue-white-red.

Work sippin. We have a pallet of the whites in the back

>>9291182
close that fridge

>>9291182
>being night shift closing bitch

literally everyone hates you because you barely do shit just to get out as soon as possible.

>>9291182
you aren't supposed to be eating or drinking back there

>>9291231
kek

>>9290633
Mild. All flavors. Its kinda like juice with slight carbination.

>>9291182
im thankful every fucking day that i dont have some shit entry level job that pays $9/hr.

My friend tried a sip, he said it tastes awful. Should I stop talking to him or try to help him see the light?

I want to make some sippy images. Give me your images and I will sippify them. I need to get back in practice.

>>9290619
Just slam some tea. It has all the caffeine of a soda, but way healthier. I drink at least one bottle a day of some granola shit called Honest Tea, and it's only like 60 calories a pop

>>9291655
That's solid. Pic related has potential.

>>9291693
(A larger version of pic related. Sorry.)

>>9291693

Last sip sess I had one of these
10/10 might go buy me another right now and stop drinking these beers for the night

>>9291700
Comin atcha

>>9291711

>>9290211
Degenerate

>>9291731
Very very edgy post. Gotta 18 to post here bud.

Got my sip of the day, family.

>>9291803
Mr. Sip & Regret

didn't make this just to post it once

I bought a can of zero ultra because of these autistic threads, I just wanted to see what all the hype was about... Long story short, now I have a fridge full of zero ultra.

>>9290921
Yes and I still post there

>>9290211
>tfw they have only original and white available where I live.
And even those are hard to find. I commonly empty the shelf in the few places that have 'm.

About to start my day.
I'ma grip an sip.

>>9290211
Friendly reminder

Good morning bois! I just tried the black sip for the first time and honestly it wasn't as bad as seems to be the consensus here. I'm thoroughly ready to spend the day doing cardio and crossword puzzles.

>>9291655

>>9292446
holy shit i totally forgot about this lovely purple fuck

>>9291655

>>9292451
black sip?

First of all, these threads are cringy as fuck... second of all the white monster taste like shit and have no caffeine... please leave my board, thanks.

>>9292512
You should try and get a basic grasp of the English language, before you start sending people off 'your' board.

>>9292449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMP8KfgIv4

(kek)

>>9292512
n..no you leave MY board.

>>9292525
MILFS DIG IT?!??!?

HOLY SHIT IM BUYING IN BULK

>>9292525
All religious people are retarded.

reminder that there are 78 posts and 39 unique posters. all the complaints are one redditor who just started using /ck/

you can see his meta thread >>>9288297 where he complains about sip threads and wants meal posting instead while basically begging for a downvote button. report any anti-sippers to get him banned

sip on dudes!

Anyone else absolutely love Monster Rehab? It's a rare sip where I live, but damn do I love me some rehab.

This is what I got this morning on the way into work

sucralose is fucking disgusting kill yourselves if you drink this shit

>>9290392
>he doesn't sip

No wonder you hate fun

>>9290404
Do not smite the nonsippers, they know not what they do

>>9290514
>poison in a can

Boi enjoy your make breasts from estrogen in your plastic bottles, I'll be enjoying high levels of energy and mental focus, not to mention being more /fit/.


SIP SIP

>>9290581
I spit out my sip laughing

So is the white zero ultra the most popular monster out there now? Its all these dudes in my class would drink.

Anyone try that mango flavor @ 7/11 tho? :^)

>>9291655
I can't fucking believe nobody has sippified this yet

>>9291731
His face was drawn like absolute shit, fucking /pol/tards learn2draw

>>9292512
You sound upset. SIPS are tastier than your own tears anon.

>>9292767
Loved these before they jumped up to $8.50 a 4 pack. Now I'm back to black coffee and water

> sip curious

that like gender fluid or sth?

>>9291231

mans gotta sip

>>9291655

>>9291655

sippify this

>>9291655

sippify this one plssss

>tfw the shilling has turned your life into a meme
>tfw you start to think viral marketing is having a real effect
>tfw you realize you loved these things before the memes anyway, the only difference is that now you can enjoy them with internet strangers

>>9292976
We should all be so blessed with such insignificant feelings of belonging. Its much better than belonging to a bigoted church, nationalist/populist political party, a genetic lottery family. The sips are innocent, but allow us to bond anyway. Its like a car club, or trivia team. Harmless fun. Only shitheads would let a bit of innocent fun bother them.

>stop doing things I don't like
The man children will say.
>FUCK YOU, you fucking mental incompetent child
We will reply.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9291641
not everybody starts at the top anon

>get some lucozade off amazon
>it's fucking amazing
>$10 per bottle even though unimported it's only £1.69

What does Ultra Sunrise taste like? Is it good?

>>9293370
It's a great first sip for early morning. Tastes like orangeade

>>9293349
lucozade used to come in a clear bottle, and be wrapped in orange plastic, like some champagne is now.

You could only buy it at the pharmacy.

What did he mean by this?

>>9290211
/pantysips/

Enjoy your dementia

>>9293423
On closer inspection, I noticed this dried, innocent substance on my girlfriend's panties where her snatch would be. She was wearing these when we were fooling around last night. Is this evidence that I was getting her wet?

>>9293436
jesus christ are you fucking 12

>>9293436
>needs evidence that his gf was wet
Sipfags everyone

>>9292930
It was sort of a pun on bi-curious.

>>9293436
No that's a pretty standard amount. Some moisture leaks out throughout the day just because of gravity.

>>9293436
Looks like gravity leakage

>>9293436
S I P B O Y S make girls wet. 2017.

>>9293485
/fit/ was right again.

>>9293488
>fitizen sippers
They've been right about zero calorie sips for a long time.

>>9293464
The thing is, she only had these on for an hour while we were making out, and then she put on a bathing suit. I guess I just like the affirmation that I'm lathering her up, I guess. Gonna make a move tonight.

>>9290211

Monster is a Jewish company memeing their demon god with the logo:

http://beginningandend.com/monster-energy-drink-secretly-promoting-666-mark-beast/

Drink sugar free Redbull, owned by an Aryan man with good Aryanic conservative principles. Conveniently packaged for either sipping or taking g a quick glug, it's the frogposters drink of choice.

>>9293526
Oh yeah then that's not just standard leakage. Go for it.

>>9293552
>frogposters

>>9292446
Fatty detected

>>9290619
Antifreeze

>>9293750
Yeah that's why I sip now.
Going to lose weight
Some days are wins and some losses.
On the move for losing though lost 7 pounds so far

Sips have 0 calories and are full of B vitamins to really get your day rolling

>>9293823
Wow, what did you eat on Thursday? Thursdays are always tough for me too. Its team trivia night and the pizza, buffalo wings and beer really flows...
Stick with the diet man. You can do it. Its a lifestyle change.

>>9293835
Thursday I wanted zaxby's and then my mom got me some tendies for dinner.
Not the best day, I should not have gotten the zaxby's tendies but I had a new hot sauce to try.

>>9293835
>>9293866
Oh and I will stick with it, I felt like shit when I ate so much so I think my body is already used to less calories

>>9293866
Oh that was taco bell day. The other one was zaxby's day I guess.
Mom got sonic tenders twice last week

/r/ing poor man's sip recommendations. I'm going through hard times

>>9293876
Stock up during 2 for 4 deals or don't get them in gas stations but instead at Walmart.

You have to cool them yourself but you'll save money

>>9293876
Probably just stick to coffee until you have the disposable income for the sip life. Sipping is a privilege--not a right--and it'll only be sweeter once you get there.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9293823
I was being a prick, nice counter. Good luck man. 3 months before i got married i went from 240, down to 184. No beer, soda, sweets. Just eggs and broccoli for breakfast, and broccoli and chicken for dinner. RELIGIOUSLY. Fucking weight fell off.
Good luck in your hopefully, lifestyle change. Once you get down 15-25 pounds the motivation kicks in, especially in social settings like work, family etc with the hoards of compliments.
feels good man, and i Looked sharp as fuck in my tux.
Sip on

>>9293823
Unless you do anything to contribute to the board i would lose the trips man. You're cutting out maybe 60% of people seeing your posts strictly due to wanting a username on an Anonymous image board. Most people filter your shit out before they even read it.

>>9291709
how much caff?

>>9293956
agreed. >>9293887 we see just how many posts you make and it just looks like you're trying to become a thing on /ck/. for one of the most reddit boards, it's probably the shittiest one to trip on. there are too many non-general threads and it just looks like you're spamming for attention.

guys i cant stop shaking

>>9292498
absolute zero maybe? it's nice, though people say it tastes like piss. i think it tastes exactly like original monster minus the sticky syrupy sugar taste

>>9294142
valium

>>9293876
Lidl in the UK sells a 500ml sugar free energy drink with 150mg caffeine for 49p.

who else here /frugalsip/?

>>9293887
>>9293898
Wasn't there something posted a while back about those packets that are sold at walmart or something?

Are those just memeing a meme?

tried this one. not as horrendous as you all would make out. sweet, caffinated, not bad! shaking now because I've had 2 since 4pm

>>9294195
Where did you find that?

>>9294204
just my local (uk) convenience store. it's called 'happy shopper' and boy I was happy with 2 for £2. and I got another (own brand) sugar free energy drink with 32mg caffeine/100ml for just 69p

>>9294142
But I do want attention, aspie nerd

>>9294195
Rare sip

>>9292481
Not him but I tried

Hey /sip/ am I doing this right?

>>9294462
>Calories

>>9294464
S-sorry

>>9294489
It's okay bro, we were all new to sips once

>>9294335
That's fantastic.

>>9292446
civic masterrace. is that a 2012 SI?

desu sip threads are the comfiest threads on /ck/

>>9294335
Well done.
>>9294736
Agreed. Frigginü gemütlischer.

Just bought this, honestly the worst drink I have ever tasted. What do you guys think?

>>9294876
Is it piss?

>>9294886
Nah, buts it's got this horrible icky sweet taste. I've had a few sips but this is kinda gross.

>>9294876
Those seem pretty popular. Is it like a sweet Gatorade? I haven't tried it yet.

>>9294945
The taste reminds me of watered down mtn dew and melon poweraid with a weird after taste. It's kinda sweet like it says on the can but I guess if you should try it is to your discretion. It's not carbonated so no bubbly goodness.

>>9291641
well not everyone can be a CEO or capitalism wouldn't work you pretentious faggot.

>>9294965
I usually just sell sips. I got the import today on a whim. Might try that next time tho.

>that 3rd sip of the day
getting ready for bed boys tomorrow is another day

My new favorite sip
Wish they had a larger size of it

>>9292976
All the /sip/ threads have done for me is make me switch from Import to Zero Ultra.

>>9294876
I like manic melon the best

it's good for when you want a hydrating sip

>>9295028
Haven't seen other flavors, will have to look next sip I get

>>9292446
f r o s t y

Was this originally a /ck/ meme or a /fit/ meme?

>>9294876
>>9294888
>>9294965
>>9295134
Update on this, I'm laying in bed and my stomach is very upset. It's growling loudly and I feel sick to the stomach. I'm wondering if that sip was tampered with. Sorry for being an attention fag but I honestly do not feel well. Wish me luck /sip/ cu/ck/s

Aesthetic pc gaming /sip/

Anyone try these yet?

>>9295215
/fit/

>>9295270
I bought one when I was on holiday in America, tasted fucking awful (the chocolate one at least).

>>9295270
mediocre, sweet, too viscous. They don't taste like a protein shake which is cool I guess but they're absolutely not what I want out of a protein shake either. Also 25g protein in a can is nothing for how fucking big they are. Stick to your regularly schedules sips.

>>9295215
The original sipposter posted on /fit/, /ck/, reddit, and I think /vid/. Only place where it took off as a meme was /fit/,
and now it's here.

>>9295249
A E S T H E T I C M E M E 2 0 1 7

>>9295270
>Ralph's shopper detected

>>9293485
is dat sum boxxy 2017?!!?!!?!

>>9294132
Not sure.
I'll get one in a few hours when I wake up but I'm pretty sure it's on par with a reg monster

who /gulp/ here? I can't just nurse one of these for hours on end. I nail the whole thing in 5 minutes. same with every drink desu


>>9295551

aye. she's returned to claim her rightful place as queen of /ck/

>>9295960
>brick wallpaper
>PS4
>that furniture
>game a trhones

so much 9gag normie all in one picture

is that what it means to be a sipper nowadays?

>>9294876
Yeas they're disgusting
Very disappointing

>>9293349
>brother gets hypoglycemia for non-diabeetus reasons
>nearly passes out in a swimming pool
>immediately apply lucozade
life-saving invention t b h

Anyone know what kind of Sipps Waitrose has?
I've got a hankering for some sip and it's the only shop close to me

I can't remember them having any last time I was there

RARE BEPIS

I just learned white sips are designed for girls...

>>9296190
it says team riders and monster girls. monster girls are the sales reps at sporting events
retarded tripfaggot

>>9296303
I meant to take off my tripcode for /ck/
Sorry it's off now

It clearly says the girls want more

>>9296312
It says girls want a full load. You sip fags are faggots

>>9296316
White sip does have a full load of Monster energy blend including all the B vitamins you've come to expect, but it was designed for girls.

>>9296316
Your reading comprehension is very bad.

>>9296312
>our riders and monster girls are no different
monster girl on the left, rider on the right. they're both wanting more

>>9296429
Cool I can be like the rider.
Thanks for restoring my status as a real man

Sip on.

>>9296429
The first time I ever cracked a sip was at a monster promotional event. After that /first sip of the promo event/ three monster girls took me to a promotional trailer and punched my v-card (which had already been punched a dozen or so times btw). These days, sips bring back fond memories of care free times with smoking hot women. Sips are a lifestyle choice. Only for those of us that dare to live at the dizzying heights of full B vitamin and caffeine supplementation, while transcending the ideas of sugar and calories.

Welcome to the club, those that dare enter.

Had my first /sip/ the other day because these threads make me laugh and people said that it's a decent pre-lift drink. Not as bad as I expected, in fact was pretty good to sip a bit before hitting the gym. White sip obviously. Nursed one can for about 3 days.

Thanks sip boys.

>>9296475
S I P B O Y S

>convenience store worker mistakenly gave me NOS at Monster price

>>9296959
Nos is more expensive that monster by you?
Nos is cheaper than monster for me

>>9296972
Where i live NOS is usually 2 for 5 and monsters are 2 for 3 and you can find them for as low as a dollar each sometimes

>>9296978
Wow. Where?

>>9290506
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

>>9296983
California

>>9296978
8 pack for $8.88 for NOS where I inhabit

>>9296998
Nice, NOS are my favorite /sip/

>>9297002
by definition of the meme NOS is not a /sip/

>>9297007
I thought sips where just diet energy drinks

Golden Emperor of Sips

>>9297015
I feel really autistic when I have to tell people that sips must be free of sugar and calories

>>9295997

>Monster Energy Absolutely Zero
>9gag normie

Sip boys only drink Monster Energy Zero Ultra. Every other monster is welcomed but are not in the higher echelon sipper clan.

Getting a quick sip in before work
what are y'all drinking right now?

that lazy Sunday S I P L I F E

>>9290211

>>9297251
660 calories a can, lad.
Sips have zero

>>9297256
liquid calories don't count, duh

>>9297279
This
You piss out the calories you fucking retard

is this /sip/?

>>9297251
These used to be cool when they has stims in them, now they're just shitty fruity malt liquor
>>9297348
"No"

is 3/5$ the best /sip/offer in your area? I remember a few years ago spotting some 0.99$ deals

i tried that stupid meme white monster and it tasted like peepee but then i realized that's why the call it sip
sip backward is piss

Just tried one of these today, was bretty gud

>>9297450
The Ultra Violet Monster is way better anyways anon

>>9297034
But uh... Why do they?

This whole thread is gay as fuck

>>9297507
y-you too

>>9297227
Please rate

>>9297454
Bang is legit. That's far from the best flavor though. I think the consensus is sour heads.

>>9297488
It started on /fit/. /fit/ doesn't fuck with calories.

so are sips just energy drinks or are sips anything that isn't water or alcohol?

>>9297783
Sips are any of the Monster Ultras. White, orange, yellow, red, purple, blue, black, and the ultra rare pink. I mean you can call rockstar or whatever a sip, but it's really just Ultras.

>>9297778
>>9297793

Ah ok. But uh, the low calorie ones taste like shit tbqh.

>>9297822
OK but we're not talking about the low calorie ones. We're talking about the zero calorie ones babe.

>>9297822
You ever even had a white sip?

>>9297822
Someone hasn't tried the blue.

>>9297867
What's the difference between low and zero calorie. Like with regards to ingredients.

>>9297885
A while ago. Maybe I'll retry it.

>>9297886
Nope not yet.

>>9297900
Very little, but the flavors aren't even in the same universe.

>>9297913
So the ultras are that much better? Where do the other drinks (red bull, nos, amp, rockstar, etc) all end up ranking if at all.

>>9297793
why is Pink so rare? They just don't make a lot of it because people don't like it?

>>9297922
Rockstar version of the white sip (pure zero, not Rockstar sugar free white) is in the same tier as sips but that's really the only thing that can compete unless you count Arizona's attempt at sipping

I slept for almost 10 hours today and was still groggy

It was only until I had my sip of the day, I am no longer tired.

I have become absolutely depended on sipping.

My life now revolves around sipping.

>>9297935
It was never actually released. They canceled it just before the release date. This was way back in 2013.

>>9297947
The pink that people might be thinking of is pipeline punch. I think its a caloried sip tho.

>>9297947
for those that actually made it out into the world for whatever reason, if any did, what would it sell for?

>>9298010
I don't know. I've wondered that too. I can't even find an actual photo of it online. No early reviews either.

>>9297947
What flavor was it supposed to be?

>>9297900
lo-calorie monsters use ingredients that contain 1-3g of sugar or just 1-3g of pure sugar itself bringing it to around 10 calories

zero calorie monster uses the best sugar alcohol for humans. it's impossible to digest and they only use 1g of it for 8 ounces. all the other sweeteners are less than 1g's worth in monster

rockstar uses the same ingredients as monster but struggles to get their flavors right. instead, they load each drink with 2x the caffeine for half the price. at least they're zero calorie though

red bull is pathetic and uses shitty ingredients. they don't even have a zero calorie drink. their lowest is 15 and has to be labeled as sugar free, not zero calorie.

>>9298025
Pink lemonade. So it probably tasted like pink lemonade rehab if it were carbonated. So fucking godly.

>>9298025
>>9298031
correct
go drink pink lemonade rehab (honorary sip and 100x better than ultra citron) and it's what the pink version was

Rockstar as a brand, doesn't do it for me.

>>9298027
Thanks anon for breaking it down.

Stop drinking chemicals.

just cracked a rockstar pure zero silver ice

tried em for the first time tonight, on account of this general's proclivity for sugar free, SURPRISINGLY GOOD, VERY REFRESHING, TASTY WHEN ICE COLD~

>>9298118
ok

>>9298118
k mom

Been nostalgic lately about headin to the local grocery with the lads after school and sippin one of these while chewin gumballs in the lot

who else /ol'glory/ here

>>9298142
I mean to say, for the first time last night. IMPORTANT DISTINCTION! WE HAVE A REPEAT SIPPER OF A DRINK HERE BOYS

>>9298118
Stop interfering with my marketing thread.

Bregs.

this shit is cancer

that is all

>>9298680
>comes to designated sip thread
>calls it """"cancer"""
>too afraid to just ask whether he can join the sip crew

>>9295022
Dangerously good my go to when being frugal desu

>>9298708
Can I join the sip crew?

>>9298813

Caffeine is fucking stupid. This thread is fucking stupid.

Absolutely pathetic, by now you must be very anxious people if you keep away from chugging that carbonated glorified shitty soda for a day at least

If you really need a boost could at least get these caffeine pills in pure form.

How do you anons deal with the fuck awful sucralose after taste?

>>9299029
Nice blog

>>9299030
Pick better sips. Pic related.

>>9299070
Pick better sips. Pic related.

>>9292898
Goodness, why is 9S so cute.

>>9299070
gtfo here burt

>>9299242
faggot

Energy drinks? Aren't those unhealthy?

Any one have opinions on the ones mixed with tea? I'm a big fan of the red tea one myself

>>9299308
FUCK YOU GRANNY

>2017
>people still falling for the energy drink meme

Got these 4 for $5. Can I join be sip too, or is this Monster-only?

>>9299070
>clips

Are sips for little boys who don't like the taste of coffee?

>>9299799
>trying to ascertain one's masculinity by beverages consumed

good luck with that puberty, anon. It's harder on some than it is on others.

>>9297386
Germany here, we get 0.99€ from time to time, but usually it's something like 1.79. That's for .5l cans, Monster doesn't come in other sizes here.

>>9299029
>pure
>200mg
>pill weighs 380mg

>>9290211
im suing for marketing

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO ORANGE AND YELLOW SIPS, WHY DO ISEE THOSE PLASTIC SEE-THROUGH M*NSTERS INSTEAD?

>>9300194
Orange sips still common here, and I agree see through powerade monster is shit

Huntin' sips

>work 12 hour days, fast paced, on my feet entire day
>sip like 3-4 cans a day
>drink shittons of coffee

How am I alive

>>9300329
The B vitamins from your sips along with other essential vitamins

F R E E
S I P S
D I D N ' T
P A Y
L O L O L O

>>9300036
kek

>>9300329
>sips are good for you anon

Is dangerous masturbate after Drink four sip can?

I hear these are bad for your kidneys and can give you kidney stones. fuck off with your poison, fucking shills

>>9300514
Who are you quoting?

>>9301237
sub 200mg of caffeine hardly affects your kidneys at all, the only way you will get kidney damage is if you drink 3 cans every day like an idiot or you already have fucked up kidneys to begin with

>>9301310
The greater than symbol was a typo from an accidental quotation that was not, but should have been, deleted. Please carry on my sipward sons.

Got these 4 for $5 at my work. Can I be sip too?

>>9302087
the pina colada ones aren't bad either

>>9302087
>>9302515
Leave

>>9294876
What the fuck, I had one of these the other day and instantly thought it was the best tasting sip I've ever had.

Is my taste shit /sip/ bros?

>>9303654
Sip what you dig babe. Sip what you dig.

S I P B O Y S

>when you're thinking about having that second sip

>Drinking Monster Ultra White in 2k17
>Not drinking the superior Aldi Ultra Gridlock

Caffeine is bullshit. You guys should quit. After a short withdrawal, you'll feel more rested in the morning and sleep better

All of these threads are making me want to try this shit. Which monster should I start with ?

>>9304346
regular, its the most revolting

>>9304292
>not drinking the supreme Lidl colossus

>>9304429
>my lidl colossus

>>9304346
White, ya dingus

>Posting in a weekend sip general on a Tuesday.
Feels fucking grand

Tfw ice cold sip in my fridge waiting for me to drink when I get home from work

>>9290211
Who is more autistic? People who post /sip/ threads, or me for finally fucking buying one and posting about it.

I hate all diet sodas and fake sweeteners in general but it wasn't all that bad. Got the original white can. Which other flavor is worth buying?

>>9305193
O R A N G E

>>9300376
>sips

>>9292554
>milf

She has bad manface

>>9305222
>trips

>>9305311
watch the video before acting even more stupid than you already are

Just picked up a 4 pack of zero sips from ASDA for £3 if any /BRITSIPS/ are here.

>>9305323
I just did, she has a saggy manface. Sorry m8, grab some sips?

>>9305371
>britsipper detected

>>9305371
mate you need lidl's own brand sips. 49p a 500ml can. tastes exactly like monster absolute zero for a /frugalsip/

>>9305411
I've only ever found the full sugar /sips/ in Aldi/Lidl

I'll have to keep an eye out.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9305381
The box says "MILFs dig it" you fucking fuck

I can imagine the marketing meeting at Monster Headquarters

Sales CEO: Lets brainstorm here boys. We are plummeting in the 18-24 white male basement dwelling weeb demographic. How can we win them back?

Assistant to CEO: Billboards in Time Square?

Head of Regional Sales: Free samples at sporting events?

Quiet lowly sales rep in corner: What if we spammed a niche cooking forum on an anime image board and photoshopped our product in the hands of cartoon characters?

Whole room: ...

Quiet lowly sales rep in corner: ...and our slogan referenced vaporwave culture?

*whole room immediately begins whooping and pounding their fists on the conference table, chanting his name in unison*

>>9306111
The sip meme can't account for the fact that white sips have all the B vitamins and Monster energy blend without the calories.

Even before the sip meme started this was true

>>9306111
>plummeting
The fuck are you talking about.
>a niche cooking forum
It started on /fit/.
>vaporwave culture
Sad boys is not vaporwave.

>>9306218
Sip meme started in 2016, your post only shows the power of memetic advertising

>>9306250
Your post only shows your ignorance of financial reporting.

>>9306250
Hey you should check out /pol/

>>9306218

Holy shit, we have a PhD in Memetics over here.

>taking a hypothetical scenario seriously
>schooling me on 4chan memes
>claiming sad boys is not vaporwave when it's S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7 and not sad boys

Do me a favor and google image search "sad boys". All that pops up is 3d art reminiscent of Windows 95, japanese characters, styrofoam cups filled with lean, bucket hats, and 90s aesthetics. So by all means, please tell me more about how Sad boys is not vaporwave.

And yes, before you say it, I am mad.

>>9306307

>being this upset

Glad to see another assblasted S I P P Y B O Y E C U R R E N T Y E A R in this thread

>>9306393
Sad boys is not vaporwave. Sip boys is not vaporwave. Those things you listed are, at best, lazy signifiers of vaporwave.

>>9306393
>>9306404
Reddit spacing samefag is mad

Pssssschk. Freshly cracked sips.
The best sips.


S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9306517
>posting sipsons in a sipson thread
Well done

>>9306517

Jesu christ, even your memes are vaporwave.

Please educate yourself before you send neural signals to your fingertips allowing you to type words that communicate your sheer denial of the one true cyberculture that enshrouds sipboy fandom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg

>>9306544


One time I was temporarily suspended for calling a sippified picture of a simpsons character an "ebin meme" that I followed with numerous exdees. I was super pissed off IRL and told myself i'd never revisit /ck/ ever again.

That being said, I had a 24 ounce Monster Zero Ultra today and afterwords I felt very blessed.

>>9306667
Bro I started the sip boy thing. It's not vaporwave. Simpsonwave is not vaporwave. You're seeing shit that's not there. A broad resemblance in color scheme and mega-popular cartoon referents doesn't belie any sort of association except what your limited understanding of the respective aesthetics is leading you to imagine. Chill your cringey shit.

>>9306835

heh