/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Probably not, but do it anyway.

>>9282380
Bump. Fucking do it faggot.

>>9282380
>trans
>girl
I don't mind you dudes having right, getting married, joining military, adopting kiids BUT please stop calling yourselves girls/women.

>>9282380
About as ready as your penis was before you lopped it off

>>9282385
>>9282396

>>9282380
do you have a feminine penis?

>>9282406
You're beautiful!

>>9282380
>trans girl
So a mentally ill man.
>>9282406
Posting from a cancer device.

>>9282406
C L E V E L A N D
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they each have a membrane around the delicious inner goodness. the membrane is edible if you cook it long enough. will not be doing that here. i have different plans for the membranes anyway :)

>>9282380
post the most racy blue board friend pic pls.

>>9282406
The tattoo ruins it. It's literally the worst thing you'll ever do to your body.

>>9282406
Post benis

>>9282406
Post boipucci, I´d rail it senseless.

this is the weirdest fetishpost I've ever seen on this board.

>>9282451
>>9282448
>>9282441
these.

>>9282448

was initially going to go with almond meal because it's healthier, but it doesn't stick so well to things in my experience so i went with corn meal. it's gluten free still, but not up to my usual healthy standards :)

seasonings are just cayenne, cumin, and some other random stuff. salt.

>>9282460
also i'm op and this is not me ew.

>>9282460
Dinner is served

>>9282468
Irrelevant. You post became delete worthy when you attentionwhored about your mental illness in the OP and proceeded to post a picture of yourself.

fun with membranes! xD

>>9282380
>>9282475
>fat little 14 year old boy hands
no thanks

>>9282483
yeah these aren't the most flattering pics of my hands. bad angle....

they're totally not big or anything!

i'm actually going to save the membranes to throw in with some bones while making bone broth. hope some nutrients make their way out of the membranes but who really knows lol

>>9282473
t. assblasted roastie mad she's been made irrelevant by someone cuter than her with a dick
kys

>tranny mutilating male sexual organs

what kind of modern art is this?

>>9282392
>your average british woman

>>9282504
>t.
The gayness is palpable.

>>9282505
>using hurtful slurs
kys!

>>9282512
kys roastie

This better end with them being deepfried

>>9282505
lol! this made me smile xD

you're my favorite poster in thread so far. though...

>>9282515
this person is right. "tranny" is a word that carries negative connotations and that's no fun :O

>>9282523
is shallow fried okay lol

Pretty big balls for a lamb wtf

>>9282527
You are a gay man.

>>9282527
You realize emoticons make you look stupid instead of cute, right?

>>9282515
Its time to stop samefagging

>>9282494
>muh angle
eat less, tubs

I've never eaten testicles. Might try one day though, we'll see. In the meantime, could you describe the taste a bit?

>>9282531
>borderline
>38%
every tranny ive met was borderline af but i didnt think it was this bad

>>9282531
>sample size of 21
please gas yourself

>>9282531
wait isn't that from an iranian study or something?

>>9282559
you really think trans are easy to find?

>>9282548
texture-wise they're very chewy. they're honestly mostly flavorless though. not something i'd do just for the taste desu

slice those testicles thin! :)

>>9282568
there's more than fucking 21 of them in the United States for one

>>9282568
>trans aren't easy to find therefore my ridiculous sample size is not a problem and these results mean anything whatsoever

>>9282573
U sure this isn't all your bodily fluids from dilation

>>9282573
hmm, I see. I might still try them, but one problem persists : where would one find some? Do you have to buy them at the slaughterhouse directly or is there a more practical way to get some.

>>9282574
how do you know?
never seen a tranny in my life

>>9282576
the sample is not ridiculous if the number of trannies is ridiculous

>tfw a man in a dress gets more (you)s than you

>>9282560
Serbia.

>>9282587
Maybe it's because you're ugly anon

>>9282587
Go take some estrogen and turn your male penis into a female penis and you'll get all kinds of attention

>eating shit tier meat for political reasons
It's like those burnout fucks who get pitbulls desu.

>>9282582
https://grasslandbeef.com/

this place sells high quality meats, and is where i purchased these lovely testicles!

>>9282583
>Never seen a tranny in my life
How do you know?

You practicing for when you castrate yourself?

Unironically kys op

All you look like is a dude in girls clothes, and youll never be accepted as one.

>>9282608
>unironically believing that trannies can "pass" irl
chuckled desu

>>9282548
try soup #5
don't listen to this mentally ill man

eggs are a nutritional wonderfood and have a myriad of uses in cooking xD

i get so fucking excited about eggs. these i buy from a coworker of mine that raises his own chickens :)

is this a fetish thing?

it sounds like a fetish thing.

>>9282380
Why is being trans relevant, other than you wanting attention?

>>9282648
No it is about denying being gay and trying to seduce straight men.

>>9282612
>imagine being this upset about a stranger just living her life
Sad!

>>9282651
Increased gender variance in autism spectrum disorders and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24619651

>>9282655
>her

>>9282649
Eggs like you'll never have growing in your faux-womb.

>>9282446

>has never gotten a tattoo

Let me guess, there's nothing in your life that you feel so strongly about that you're willing to permanently display it on your skin for let, yet at the same time you'll devour mcchickens at the rate that your stomach evokes utter revulsion in people walking down the street. Typical.

>>9282668
>Reddit spacing
kys!

OP does your dick look girly?

>>9282548

U mad, elicia?

>>9282446
Agreed
>>9282668
Cringed

>>9282668
>Let me guess, there's nothing in your life that you feel compeled to seek unwarranted attention for so bad you waste your money and time getting a drawing, that placed anywhere but the skin, would be considered a subpar drawing
fix

>>9282677

>mentioning reddit
>exclamation point

KYS my man

>>9282690
>Reddit spacing
kys!

here's that corn meal and seasoning mix. also a slice of lamb oyster :)

I BET OP IS TRICKING US AND HE'S ACTUALLY SHOWING US HIM EATING HIS OWN TESTICLES.

>>9282620
To be fair, I've seen "normal" (not even fat) chicks where I'd rather fuck a man to avoid them. And a handful of men who are cuter than the average girl so who knows. lgbt disgust me though because the only girl I ever liked turned out to be lesbian. Its 2D for me from here on out.

>>9282689

>doesn't have a tattoo
>commences operation: sour grapes

Heh, I used to feel the same way until I got a tattoo. Live a little.

>>9282698
>Reddit spacing
kys!

>>9282701


BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>9282706

boy you def have me fucked up

>>9282706

fuck off

shit poster

fuck off attention whore
die in a fire
sage
report
hide

>>9282707
>>9282712
>>9282713
>Reddit spacing
kys!

>>9282698
>sour grapes over a subpar drawing
I already got mspaint, thank you.

>>9282707
Nothing wrong with a dude going shirtless.

>>9282380
sure, you try to act cute and 1/1000 or whatever men might willingly engage in physical intimacy with you, but how is your personality? you can already tell mine is shit.

hey, look! the cooking part is starting!

the moment everyone has been waiting for lol

<3

>>9282734
why is the guy cooking?

>>9282707
guy just took his top off to show his chest. stop being a fucknut

>>9282734
I want to hold your face down onto that pan.

>>9282380
You have the hands of an overweight 23 year old NEET. Are you an overweight 23 year old NEET?

>>9282576
unrelated, but glad to see someone else also likes that manhwa
sage for unrelated

>>9282723

>>9282760
hell yeah my man, that shit is awesome.

>>9282767
>hell yeah
>that shit
Underage please...

!

>>9282773
!!

>>9282771

>>9282773
>no temp control
>coating fell apart
I don't care about your queer status, I need you to leave for cooking reasons

>>9282788
lol what are you talking about :P

>>9282788
>everyone has the same goals in a meal

>>9282809
the whole point of frying is to accomplish even cooking >:^(

>>9282821
I thought it was to get a nice crust

How do trannies excuse being born as a male and having male chromosomes? They are just men in makeup and dresses. The argument doesn't need to go any deeper than that, just men pretending to be women for whatever reason

Do you think your father was filled with joy when he first learned he was having a son? To raise him, watch him grow into his own man and start his own family?

I wonder what your dad thinks of you now

so for the second (and final) batch i got lazy. threw them all in the corn meal and seasoning mix, closed with a lid and shook it up. result was a lot more breading than i wanted in that batch. lots more seasoning.

in the pic the first batch looks lighter and prettier. second batch is saturated in seasoning and corn meal lol. maybe some like their testicles extra crispy, but next time i'll be sure to do them all one by one :)

but look! they're done! xD

>>9282849
Nice! Bon appétit, as they say

>>9282761
so let me get your story straight
you used to feel sour grapes over other people's tattoos, and that made you feel so bad that you felt dead, so you got one for yourself, and you considered that "living", all because you don't feel alive if no one's giving you attention.
That's a shitty life story. And a shitty drawing.

okay so i hope everyone enjoyed my thread :)

remember to stay in school and don't do drugs!

<333

>>9282884
Is estrogen a drug?

>shitposting attention whore starts /pol/ bait thread
>/ck/ doesn't just ignore OP to talk about cooking testicles like they would back in the day
>/ck/ gets /pol/ baited into HURR GIT OUT TRANNY

fuck this board, the newfag /pol/ crossboarders don't know how to deal with bait and it creates an environment where shitty threads like this thrive.

how long until we get constant threads of /pol/ posters posting fried chicken and saying WHAT YOU THINK BOUT THIS MEAL WHITE BOIS with 300+ replies

>>9282849
Cute. How'd they taste?

unironically stay on lgbt. there are no girls on the interbutts.

>>9282380
>transgirl thread gets 100 replies on ck in an hour
>there are good cooking threads that get 25 replies in three days
wow
that said, i'll help and say you're pretty OP

>>9282897
yummy! xD

i did my dishes too, as soon as i finished eating. the best way to keep things tidy is to clean as you make messes lol. life advice!

>>9282548
They taste like balls

>>9282906
I don't wanna go off topic, but acting like a caricature of a female on the internet doesn't make you a girl.
I always wondered why new mtf trans people dress like tween girls, and it's because it's a sexual thing for them and this is what they think women are actually like.
They're living out their life imitating their wildly fetishized and inaccurate concept of femininity

>>9282903
>you're pretty OP
Thanx! Its getting late. I'm gonna go feel on my boobies for a bit and piddle myself to sleep! Night! :3

>>9282977
fag

>>9282977
translation: I'm gonna go take my dialation meds and insert my dialation rod in my gaping flesh wound where my penis used to be so it doesn't close up while I'm sleeping~

>>9282406
Eh, mild horse face but i'd get drunk and fuck you in the ass and feel depressed the next morning then do it again

>/ck/ is going apeshit over some 18 year old boy wearing a dress

Are normal males even welcome here anymore?

>>9282406
post feet :3c

this might be the most halfway attractive "girl" that has ever posted on this board outside of that one chubby asian chick who posted her trip to Alinea

>>9282406
Nah u look like a dude m8

Doesn't eating testicles fuck up all the expensive hormones you have to buy for your tits?

>>9282406
> pretty
> girl
Well they always say aim high.

>>9283015
>dilation
Shit is no joke.

>>9282406
>tattoo

>>9282548

>>9282680
>not umadelicia?
>am dissiapoint
>mfw

>>9283139
If you take average post-op life expectancy into account, you realize they will be forced to dialate twice a day their whole life.
Shit is insane.

>>9283139
These 'doctors' should be shot for exploiting the mentally ill like that.

>>9282406
Why is this post still here? We aren't on /soc/. Why are the mods refusing to do their job and remove the obvious attention whore pic? Is it because the mods are SJWs who never belonged here in the first place and don't value the anonymous nature of the site?

Someone repost the tits.

>>9282380
Kill yourself, you will never be a woman, only a disappointment to your whole family.

>>9283139
>no pictures

where are they, I want to vomit

>>9283283
If you insist. Only this one worked.
https://m.imgur.com/a/IK4rn

>>9282380
You are neither pretty or a girl. Its time to stop living a lie

>>9283322
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>9283335
Did you vomit?

>>9283139
This is exactly why trans people should never cut the dick off. Just keep it.

>>9283337
I'm not the anon that wanted to see it but I dry heaved a little.

>>9282876

Man, stop being a douche. Just let people have tattoos without jumping up their anus. Jesus. If you spoke to someone, anyone, like this in real life, the first and foremost thought through everybody's mind around you would be "Wow, that guy is a complete, unfettered asshole".

Get the fuck over yourself and acknowledge that other people have different values than yourself, and different willingness to do things with bits of their own damned body. Ignoring the fact that there ARE definitely good, artsy tattoos that you're just flat out not talking about, why the flying fuck do you care what amount of ink in what configuration someone has under their skin?

Christ.

>>9283341
But they do keep it. Its only just being sliced open and shaped into a vagina.

>>9283349
Maybe in the circles you inhabit, Steph-ON. Some of us think mutilating the body with tattoos and piercings is gross.

>>9283349
butthurt lelelelel

>>9282380
Can't really tell a tranny to tits or gtfo
so
just gtfo

>>9282649
You don't say "a myriad of uses", you just say "myriad uses".

>>9283243
>i dunno how to check the offsite archive spoonfeed meh!

>>9282406
Congrats on the transition, you sure look like you're gonna be part of the 45%!

>>9283182
put the words together like a big boy and I am sure one day you will figure it out.

>>9282891

Four or five days. /pol/tards are fucking cancer and its incurable.

>>9282696

I like this thread, OP.

You should have dredged them in flour first.

>>9282396
why do you take issue with it? is it your social ineptitude? is it a coincidence that everybody who says this has some form of mild autism?

>>9282884
Holy shit youre fucking annoying.
Dosent have anything to do with you being trans. Youre trying so hard to be cutesy its doing the opposite and inciting irritation and disgust

can there be a single thread with a tranny in it without /pol/ autists posting misinformation about SRS and dilation?

>a gigantic delusional faggot eats testicles for supper

What a surprise.

hmm

>>9282849
>>9282809
>>9282773

Trans debates aside you actually did a very good job with these. Would be fun to try with different sauces.

You could probably feed these to somebody and they wouldn't know they were eating balls. A perfect trap meal ;D

>>9282406
Why did OP delete the picture of himself? Mentally ill, cancerous attention whores should be put to death.

>>9283723
Probably because they have dicks and can't bear children. They don't meet the minimum requirements for classification "female"

>just be polite :)

Some people don't care about being polite.

>>9282380
Can't you just cook your damn food without begging for attention? I know you have shit to deal with but does your whole life have to revolve around your gender identity?

kys you're self

>>9283891
it was written in that way to attract your type of replies, specifically.

>>9283919
I take everything I read on 4chan seriously

>>9283921
I dont blame you as there is no harm in asking real questions and assuming honesty.

>>9282809
>>9282849
>>9282884
Looks pretty good actually. I like lamb, never tried their testicles though.

>>9283891
I wanna PET meow!

>>9283365
What if it's a tattoo of your family's coat of arms or something like that.

Mines a fucking cool one, a double headed eagle

>>9282380
did op ever deliver benis?

>>9282380
>pretty
>trans
>girl
???

>>9283728
That has everything to do with being trans though.

>>9284050
Jump off a tall cliff

Fuck this thread got turned to cancer from the get go. Way to keep it board relevant /ck/

>>9284052
Literally like 90% of trannies do this shit.

>>9282573
>tranny
>"slice those testicles thin"
Old habits die hard, huh?

>>9282954
T H I S
H
I
S

Men thinking they know what being a woman "feels like" never fails to make me laugh. You are not, nor will ever be a woman. You are a man playing dress up trying to define what womanhood is and you're so entitled you force everyone to play along with your shitty mental gymnastics or you threaten to kill yourself.

The sad thing is most women are conditioned not to speak up against this bullshit and won't say that you make them uncomfortable with your playacting and perpetuation of outdated and false misogynistic stereotypes, which allows you to naively believe you're in the right.

>>9282548

>>9284107
>Men thinking they know what being a woman "feels like" never fails to make me laugh
"Passing" as a member of another group to see how society feels as a member of that group is a well documented phenomenon. Not sure where you're from but here in America there was a book, "Black like me", by a white northerner who posed as a mulatto southerner and wrote about how he was treated. It was kind of a big deal when it came out. Perhaps less so now that millennials have decided racism isn't real.

Transgendered people have written pieces about this phenomenon too although nothing has really gripped the public's imagination like the white man whitesplaining the black experience.

Obviously it is not quite the same as being born without a dick, but it is a valid perspective. You're getting so mad about this it makes me wonder if maybe you're struggling with some sort of gender identity challenges yourself.

>>9282380

You know the rules OP. You cook-a-long, you post your pets.

>>9284107
now I've seen it all
a TERF on 4chan
wew