/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9263307
Is it fucking frozen? You retard

>>9263307
you speak like a fag and your shit's all fucked up

>>9263307
Microwave it while you're at it, it's already pleb-tier wagyu

>>9263307
>literally 3 measly pieces
Steaklet. Anyway I was going to get some this morning but had to settle for this since I was late.

>>9263307

I would grill it with propane so I could taste the meat.

>>9263307
gonna make a sandwich with the 1/4" thick cut?

>>9263326
not wagyu, still delicious

Damn, you faggots are jelly as fuck lmao. Didn't think ck had so many fucking losers on it. Keep crying faggots I'll be the one eating fresh wagyu steaks not you

>>9263311
No, it's not frozen. Get your eyes checked you fucking spaz

>>9263307
>How jel are you idiots?
I'm real jealous at the size of your frig, HUUUGE

>>9263318
hahaha.

>>9263326
I like the way that looks a lot better than OP's plastic wrapped, thin assed bullshit.

>>9263326
Much better than that 70% fat meme steak op posted.

>>9263307
>What would you do if you had one of your own ey?

Well done, with ketchup. Also I'd feed the shitty chink beer to my dog or something and buy myself a real man's beer, like Natty or Coors.

Et wala

Stay jel faggots

>>9264582
Fucking hell.

>>9264582
absolutely disgusting, why did you have to mask the flavor of that grey meat with all those other heavy ingredients?

>>9264582
oh god it's worse

>>9264582
fuck off rogan

>>9264582
So inept you couldn't even get a decent sear. Pathetic.

>>9264582
You deserve castration. I hope you never breed.

>>9264595
>>9264601
>>9264603
>>9264608
And what will you have for dinner faglets? It was fucking delish with the consistency of butter. It was like I put my dick in my mouth and was sucking it while I was eating

>>9264617
So the pan needs to be hotter next time. Big woop. Still got two left

>>9264582
Whoever cooked this has watched too much Joe Rogan.

>>9264636
Crisp sandwich, walkers cheese and onion flavour. I guarantee it will beat the shit out of your pathetic microwaved steak dinner.

>>9264582

>>9263307
>meme steak
I am jelly. Jelly that I wasn't the snake oil salesman that went balls deep into you

>>9263355
jelly faggots always hating, enjoy that steak brother!

>>9264636
hand in your cooking privileges
actually hand in your breathing privileges too, you are way too fucking stupid to even attempt life

>>9265857
He obviously live in Japan. Wagyu is very common all though that looks a little better than what you'll find in the average grocery store

Also wagyu is better. Japanese supermarkets sell Aussie and US beef at literally half of what they sell the regular wagyu at.

>>9263307
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Kuroge Wagyu. Black Hair Japanese Beef. W/ Asahi Super Dry, a real Japanese beer (fuck off Sapporo). Had it been a Suntory Premium Malts, I'd have awarded full points.

Fuck. Reminds me of my days in Yachiyodai.

Go on homie. Fuck these haters. Enjoy it. Cook it hot, fast and rare. Cast iron?

>>9266289
Yeah cast iron only my second time trying to fry a steak but it was still succulent and delicious.
Not a fan of premium malts myself I just stick to good old super dry

>>9266655
I prefer Malts w/ food. SuperDry is for pounding with salty snacks. To each his own. I'd rather have a bottle of koshino kanbai, than either, mind you.

Throw a knob of Hokkaido snow butter in halfway through cooking and splash the melted butter over the top with a spoon as the bottom side cooks. Fucking aces.

>>9263307
how much did that steak cost? curious because I bought some koroge wagyu in japan before

>>9263307
Seared med-rare in a cast iron pan, au poivre all fucking day. As long as we're splurging, make it a surf-n-turf with Maine lobster tail too. Burgundy mushrooms and scalloped potatoes au gratin on the side.

When I rarely eat desserts, I usually go for fruit desserts, but in this case I'd go for something really fucking decadent with cake, dark chocolate, custard, and lots of whipped cream.

Bourbon neat to drink with it.

>>9266289
>haters

oh please don't enable this retarded behavior. this guy waltzed onto /ck/ like some kinda hot shot because he bought three thin ass wagyu steaks, churned out that overcooked slop on a plate, and still had the gall to keep talking shit. he deserves all the 'hate' hes received and then some.

>>9266727
He clearly lives in Japan where they prefer "thin ass steaks" and you aren't likely to find much thicker outside of a going to a butcher shop and forking out crazy cash. You're haters because you can't just pick up Kuroge Wagyu at the local Livre Keisei or Ito Yokado like he did.

>>9263307
I would probably cook it and eat it.

i would throw it out, too much fat.

>>9266688
I don't know they were a gift

>>9264582
Kill yourself

>>9264582
is this Joe Rogan posting?

>>9263307
I'd cook it well done and smother it with ketchup.

>>9268522
Why? You jelly I get to eat such luxuries and you don't? Enjoy you pre dried ramen lmao

>>9268527

no 8 fried eggs from his yard on the side so no.

>>9268619

how many days of "teaching" english did it take you to afford that meat?

>>9268527
i dont get the reference

>>9264582
holy fuck I just lost my appetite. I've been trying to shed a couple lbs, so thanks I guess.

>>9269926
It's so hard to picture Arnold Schwartzenegger eating a sandwich that small for his meal.

>>9266737
I'm not annoyed because I'm jealous, but because he acts like a pretentious cock and then churns out a subpar steak with terrible toppings.

I hope his future steaks turn out better (seriously OP, crank the heat, you want the outside dark brown, not grey), and he doesn't respond to every criticism with 'lol u jelly'.

>>9270095
Fair enough. I missed the photo of the brown mess he made of it, and on rereading the thread realized my mistake. Waste of a nice steak the way OP done it. Still, lets hope it's a learning experience.

Sear, muthafucka. Wagyu gets mad maillard reaction so crank that pan! Try not to set off a smoke alarm.

Shit I miss Japan already.

>>9268669
I'm an engineer fuck head, but continue to be jel. Also as I've mentioned they were a gift, retard

>>9270125
I will try harder tonight I promise

>>9270218
This is what you want to do. Bubblying fat, crispy edges.

>>9270200

sure you are david-kun.

>>9270914
Keep talking shit faggot

>>9263307
>wagyu

let this meme die

>>9264636
>>Hey guys I have this really nice expensive sports car, but im 17 and dont really know how to appreciate it. Do um the wheels have good torque?

Thats you faggot.
You ruined a steak that you shouldnt have bought in the first place. The reason people are angry is because they hate seeing brats with Ferrari's. But whatever bro, enjoy your thread, we all think youre cool.

>>9271406
still a weeb for choosing to live in japan

>>9271446
I don't give a shit what you think retard. No need for you idiots to get mad. It affects your lives none whatsoever. You just some jelly ass bitches

Also I've mentioned twice now I didn't buy them. Wait for my second attempt tonight bro, might do it well done with ketchup on just for you

>>9271466
死ね

>>9271466
You talk like a 14 y/o

>>9271499
Easiest way to communicate with you spastics

>>9268654
What a truly baffling man

i lived in japan
it was /ck/ nightmare

fucking sucked. glad i got home and had ribs, actual burgers, actual food

>>9271406

>being this desperate for attention

get a girlfriend weeb

>>9271579
Just putting a shit talker in his place. No need for you to pay attention to it gay boy

wew, what a thread. Reminds me of that tomahawk steak faggot from a couple months ago, basically taking an expensive steak, preparing and serving it in a crappy way, and getting defensive assuming that everyone is being sour-grapes when they say it looks shit. Who knew that a person could attain such arrogance over a piece of meat, (which was a gift, no less). I mean, food is the most affordable luxury there is, and this guy didn't even pay for it himself.

6/10 thread wouldn't read again; it's a rerun

>>9271531
That's only because talking like an adult is too difficult for you.

Weak thread

>>9264608
top fucking jej

>>9264582
On par with sopa de macaco

>>9263307
Not pair it with an incredibly anemic beer.

>>9264582
MY EYES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV3_UHG73oQ

>>9272197
UMA

>>9272278
DELICIA

Ok time for steak number 2/3. Gonna wear the shit out of this one just you wait

>>9272355
dear god

And there is the brown sear. Maybe you fags will stop crying now and rate my steak

>>9272355

>>9272408
>poached/10

The finished product. enjoy your store bought dehydrated ramen boys lmao

>>9272489
That's one way to do it

That is an interesting way of eating your steaks, is that mayo with your japalenos and cheese bits ?

I'll contribute with my beef

>>9272408
>>9272489
wew. your pan still isn't hot enough by the way.

>>9272524
Indeed it is. Cheddar cheese bits. And they were delish

>>9272534
So it would seem. Third times the charm. Let's see how the saga ends tomorrow. In the mean time check out this delectable cross section shot

>>9272489
It's almost like you despise the taste of steak.

>>9272524
Go back to instagram.
> arranging the sharpening stone and whiskey in the shot
>puts 5 ice cubes into good scotch

>>9272956

platinum mad

>>9273176
>u mad bro

>>9272956
imagine being this jealous

>>9273283
He just hate us cos he ain't us

>>9264582
You've GOTTA be fucking kidding me.

>>9272355
Why are you seasoning it with dried herbs?

>>9272408
Why are you crowding the pan?

>>9272489
WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING PUTTING THESE STUPID TOPPINGS ON A NICE STEAK?

>>9263355
I love you

>>9272558
So unbelievably overcooked. Please read up on cooking steaks for the next one

>>9272489
Fucking troll.
Mods ban this fucking idiot.
>Wasting food for a shit joke on 4chan
How funny.

>>9275132
How is it being wasted? I've enjoyed both of them. You seem exceptionally triggered for something that doesn't affect you in the slightest

>>9272956
>memephroaig
>good scotch

>>9264582
>>9264595
Even Kay couldn't kill good beef that bad

Op, I know you're memeing, but if you follow the street east-southeast from the north exit of Nakano Station for a few blocks you'll find a nip Home Depot called Simachu where you can pay like 1k yen for a grill that you can just use and then leave on the balcony of your apartment.

I know you'll be in Nakano on a regular basis because you're posting to 4chan.

>>9275450
Only faggots live in Tokyo. Never even heard of nakano

>>9275710
>never heard of
>knows it's in Tokyo
oh, I guess you're doing all your shopping at LIVE

>>9275733
I looked it up retard

come on guys lets fuck up the third steak before the thread gets deleted

>>9275774
Not for a few hours yet son I'm working

This awful thread needs a savior.

Please, just watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptz12zG6nPE&t=1s

>>9275744
>knows enough about it to get triggered when I suggest he's shopping at LIVE

>>9275853
I also don't know what LIVE is and ya know what? I ain't even gonna look it up this time cos I don't care

>>9275841
So wheres the steak?

Ok lads third and final steak ready to go. A simple salt rub this time. Gonna crank the heat up to the max and give you that seat you've all been waiting for

Done to perfection

>>9277019
Is that just a really, really bad photo? I wouldn't feed that to a nigger.

>>9277019
Bruh

>>9277019

>>9277019

Jesus Christ you're hopeless.

>>9277019
I don't understand how you can turn the heat to max, manage to create boot leather
AND STILL
NOT
HAVE
A
FUCKING
SEAR

>>9277019
You should stick to eating tendies, retard.

>this entire fucking thread

Well lads, it's been fun. Three top quality wagyu steaks in my big belly. Stay jelly idiots

>>9277110

Even that boiled egg looks bad. How did you manage that?

>>9268654
> feels the need to post how nutritious his shit is to the world

>>9277129
It's pickled mate. Did it myself.

>>9277019

>>9277110
I'd love to cum in your fat fucking mouth and hold your mouth closed while you swallow it like I'm medicating a house cat, you fuck.

>>9277110
You have autism.

>>9277212
How exactly do you draw that conclusion? Or are you just a retard who parrots things he sees but doesn't understand?

>you will never be a lonely gaijin in Japan who has to shitpost on an American weeabo message board to fulfill you need for human social interaction

ITS NOT FAIR!

>>9277215
>How exactly do you draw that conclusion?

by reading your posts.

>>9277232
Elaborate on how they make me seem autistic. You're saying nothing but telling me everything (that you're a retard).

>>9277237
Really struck a nerve there it seems.

Kobe beef is better........

>>9277262
Nah just blowing you the fuck out like I have all the idiots in the thread.