/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm getting the gnome army ready to fight.
Watch out.

>>9260942
When are we going to have an anime al/ck/ thread. We alreadly have a squirrel like what the fuck!

Also your favorite drunk anime.

Mine is K-on!

>>9260964
Good on you. Peach 4lokos again?

Working...ive gotten my drinking down to just a few tall boys a night and one in the AM...really wish I could kick the 1 am beer don't even know why I get it I drink it at like 7 am feel like shit by 10 not significant buzz or anything....but I'll take it over the 2 bottles of wine and a few tall boys habit I did have. Dabs have made a big difference I smoke weed but my buddy hooked me up with dabs and let me borrow his rig and gave me some stuff for sleeping which is the hardest time for me not to drink. So yeah all and all things are ok

>>9260973
al/ck/s have enough problems as it is, no need to add anime to that list

>>9260984
NEET al/ck/s....scary

>>9260973
>We alreadly have a squirrel like what the fuck!
Uhm sorry sweetie but I made the OP's pic. So no squirrel held that spot before, so you're wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iZVhtZjSuc

>go to the liquor store
>making small talk with the clerk (funny fat black dude)
>somehow turns into him showing me his texts to his girlfriend and telling me how to convince a girl to let me fuck her in the ass, and asking me to help him download an app

wew

Sad song to drinkk to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE

>>9261196
Added to https://plug.dj/alck playlist.
Come in, especially if you're a better DJ than me.

>>9261196
>>9261215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDGuyGPJ_JE

>>9261265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OqwKfgLaeA

>>9261281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU

Boxed white wine as a staple in my fridge has been a godsend.

Pretty cheap, consistent, plenty to drink, and I always have wine to cook with without having to open a whole bottle.

Just ordered 10 of these, 10 sachets of cider yeast and 350 litres of apple juice. Wew

>>9260973
moeblob stuff is great, yryr and nnb were my favs

now that I'm sober I can't bring myself to watch anime

got a 6er of beer in the fridge and a bottle of clear in the freezer, life is good

I'm going to turn project moderation into project abstinence with a bit of weed again lads. I keep fucking up with anything stronger than lager and I keep memeing myself into thinking I won't. It's such a silly cycle, I barely understand how it happens.

>>9261334
F

>>9261461
Sorry about your inability to moderate. Welcome to the club, friend.

>>9261466
Thanks senpai.

I really might think I'll make it on beer though. Only drinking beer used to be sobriety in the 50s and in Russia until today.

But first a good long break again.

>>9261519
F

>>9260942

>>9260964
Dont you get the gnomes out again.

>>9261529

>>9261519
You're doing Smirnoffbro this weekend?

>>9261539
No, I just don't want anyone to forget about him. I'm also hoping he's out there somewhere being not dead

>>9261547
Ah I dunno, maybe death is sometimes not such a bad thing. Pretty sure he'd had enough of it all.

Homerbro, you still in the land of the living? Someone asked about you in the last thread but there was no response.

>>9261556
>free housing
Only if you don't get buried, otherwise your family has to pay rent.

Currently chugging vintage crush wine.
Its like 8$ for 1.5liters. Not bad.

>>9261636
I never understood winos. I can feel the hangover coming on during the third glass.

Captured a new rodent. This one seems like he may not be an agent of gnomes.

>>9261519
I kek'd i hope thats a week+ supplies worth

>>9261674
Stop harassing animals, gnomes are agents of karma.

They leave you alone once you start being a good person.

>>9261685
Have some respect for the dean anon.

>>9261685
He was on five bottles a day near the end I believe, newfriend.

He's dead now.

>>9261687
No I save them

>>9261674
What did you do to his family anon?

>>9261687
He saves the survivors after he realizes what he's done.

>>9261674
tape "Arbeit Macht Frei" over the cage door

>>9261698
No you aren't.

I hope the gnomes get you.

>>9261713
C'mon ma dood
Don't wish Gnomes on anyone

>>9261196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8vW_0H_Kg

>>9261744
Gnomes and animals are allies. Start locking up innocent creatures and you're simply asking for it.

>>9261770
He doesn't lock his squirrel. Stop assuming everybody with a cage is a sick fuck, you sick fuck.

>>9261793
Thank you,my squirrel gets to play outside and run around the house for 1-3 hours daily and even more on my off days.he goes in the cage when I'm at work or sleeping.

>>9261071
LOL

>>9261461
beer doesnt get you where you want to be. its a tease. liquor fucks you up. no good.

>>9261770
those aren't real gnomes. You know where gnomes co from, right?

>>9261071
So what was you're advice?
Don't leave us hanging.

>>9261828
How is this fucking possible? Did they actually put organs inside him?

>>9261849
That's just an ugly woman who did enough hormones to get facial hair and wears manclothes.

>>9261519
saved the pic so i never forget. rip in peace smirnoffrbo <3

>>9261849
It's a female to male mentally ill person

>>9261859
I miss him

>>9261861
IT'S A GNOME FUCKER.
IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT ON IT'S STOMACH

>>9261770
Dis a gnome

>>9261870
I'm sorry anon but gnomes don't real

>>9261870
Christ almighty, lord and savior, kill that thing with fire, smite it before it hatches.

>>9261888
Actually the presence of multiplegnomeposters proves they are real.

>>9261880
>a fucking weeb gnome

>>9261904

I choose to remain neutral to their presence. On one hand, I won't get any favors or benefits from them, but on the other hand I also won't get buttfucked by gnome hexes and shit.

FUG
SCARILY CLOSE
Shop stops selling at midnight, I was stood there sweating, waiting for a fatshit assistant to halp, watching the seconds tick by... the bloated cunt finally waddled over with like 2 mins to spare and approved my booze. Heart attack narrowly averted. Let the blackout begin.

>>9262030
>emergency stop

never seen that in Asda near me. Enjoy m8.

>Wake up
>Blood all over my chest
>No idea where it came from

all right then

>>9260981
Good for you. Keep it up.

>>9261687
Exactly.

The gnomes will leave you alone if you free the animals you've kept captive and let them be.

>>9262030
>Making fun of other peoples bloated disgusting appearance while you most likely stunk like shit from your withdrawal sweats, visibly shaking and desperate for your next addiction fix

Not even a fatty but wew, you think us bro's in al/ck/ would be a bit nicer

>>9261674
Release the animals, or the gnomes will release their wrath.


For real you sick fuck, stop fucking with animals.

18 days sober. The road to 30 seems attainable.

Drinking this as the Friday treat. Don't drink caffeine often so I get a cool buzz.

Stay strong friends.

>>9262083
You got this

>>9262083
That looks nice.

>>9262030
Does this machine have any moving part necessitating an EMERGENCY STOP button?

>>9262063
They are free, they run around in the forest every day. They come back at night.
Gnomebro might be crazy, he's not an asshole with animals.

>>9262118
>moving parts
Just a conveyor belt. About as dangerous as a daffodil. Guess it's a precautionary health and safety thing on the offchance that some autist babby with a pindick tries to fuck it and gets sucked into the mechanism.

>>9262118
So says the guy that swears that gnomes are after him, drinks to oblivion and smokes meth. And admitted to killing the squirrels family.

I'll play along with the gnome shit, but capturing animals is not entertaining to me.

>>9262135
There is nothing wrong with having a pet.

>>9262135
OK, he killed a bunch of squirrels. I don't like it, but I eat meat, I'm not hypocrite enough to say killing animals is always bad.
If was for a gnome problem. I can't say I ever considered that to be a reason for killing animals... But, considering the solution is to find a gnome doctor, to quit drugs and alcohol, and to take anti-gnome pills daily, it's a fair reason. Shame there is no health care in the US.
He took care of the squirrel baby after killing the family. That is cool, per se, in the context where he killed the family for another reason.

>>9261674
How did you capture it?

>>9262127
If it has moving parts, it has a large emergency button. I agree with this rule.
I used the emergency button once or twice on other machines, possibly saving a drunkard's life from infinitely falling down an escalator.
While it looks stupid here, it's too much of a pain to write a regulation about the limit between a dangerous moving part and a safe one.

Good luck m8. I'm on day 32. Snorted some meth a few weeks back but no booze

Mall drinker out

>>9262236
Alright. I just want to keep the peace and good feels going in here, but I'm side eyeing gnomebro. I'm a New Yorker, see enough weird shit in my day to know when something is red flag.

I am so fucking wasted, holy shit. Been drinking beer, cider and vodka, seems like mixing drinks absolutely floors me. Can barely press the right buttons to post

>>9261868
I do too. Imo al/ck/ changed when he began posting; as if it became a little more mature and we all started being a bit nicer to eachother. I think his presence scared off the /b/ which used to pollute al/ck/, and I think his influence is still felt to this day.
He and I used to text eachother and we spoke on the phone a couple of times. He was very articulate and very nice to talk with.
His phone has not been turned on now for over a month. His last posts here were bleak. He believed he was going to die.
RIP piecfully in peaces SB. al/ck/ won't forget.

>>9262351
>His phone has not been turned on now for over a month. His last posts here were bleak. He believed he was going to die.

Was his voice as soothing to the soul as his posts were to my addiction?

>>9262383
He had a really nice voice. Like, voiceover nice. I've actually got a vocaroo somewhere of him reading a poem he'd written. Fuck knows where, but I'll try to dig it out at some point.

>>9260973
I don't think I've ever watched K-on sober. You've great taste in drunk animes.

>>9262397
Please find it, it will bring closure.

>Just talked to my dad
>Just talked to my mom
>Just talked to my brother

>They say they miss me
>I-I think I'm going to make it
>They want me to come home more often and visit.
>I work and live half way across the country
>Amazing what a few minutes of talking to your family does to the mind
>I'm going to be alright

:)

>>9262442
youre gonna make it my dude. hang in there

>>9262406
Found it.
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=18313158043795660490
Sent to his friend who was also in pain.

>>9262464
>the pain in his voice

I'm glad he found peace

The bar I go to tap list
Thetapandbottle.com pick a location at the bottom.

Had a wood stout last week and a beer that was malt liquor and beer... I think it was goose island.
My friend had this beer.

Didn't Taste like pure fucking hops either. It was good... For a sellout brewery.

>>9262442
They could tell you were drunk

Alright pals, I recently started drinking and my roommates made fun of me for buying Aristocrat vodka because it's shit; I didn't know, just saw it was cheap and I had heard the name before. What's some good cheap liquor I can get that won't disappoint me?

>>9262940
A) These threads should be a warning to not start in the first place.
B) We're probably not the people to ask since many of us are drinking more for utility than flavor.

>>9260973
I've been binging neon genesis evangelion recently.

Pretty depressing stuff desu. It's my first time watching it.

>>9262973
are you a teenager?

>tfw spent all my liquor money for the week on a ticket

At least I never drink and drive, So It could have been a lot worst theoretically


Drinking bottle shelf mohawk vodka, Already have a headache and It's not even tomorrow.

How do the rest of you guys make your old fashioned's?

I use 1 dash of orange bitters 2 dashes of angostura, 1 packet of raw sugar and about 2.5 oz of bourbon

>>9263045
nope.

I just have the mentality of one.

>>9261334
Get some yeast nutrient and add sugar as well. If you want harder stuff freeze distill it when it's done fermenting... pretty good

>>9260942
Drinking, playing roguelikes, raising my kids
I hope to god they don't end up like me

I exercise 3 times a day. I catch women at the gym watching me throughout my entire workout. I drink only water and eat a low carb diet filled with protein and fats. There is no question that this is peak performance for a human male.

I'm not saying you could get to my level, but you could get close if you stop drinking all of these empty calories and wasting your lives away.

>>9263185
I'd rather drink myself to death you cunt

Start of my work week (line cook).

>>9263196
Hope you make it through the week without murdering anyone.

What happen to me life

>>9263218
Past the point in life where murdering one of the sous isn't worth it.

>>9263244
Why don't you tell us?

Personally I moved to a new city in a new country and I never made any friends when I arrived but still kept my weekend drinking habits. Then those spilled into the weekdays and from there it was really just downhill. I drank alone before as well but it escalated pretty fast.

There are people here way worse of than I am but I'm doing benders where I can have a bottle of vodka a day for three days in a row and as has been pointed out in these threads it's destroying my brain. And the dreams, the sweating and the insomnia is already fucking terrible.

Tonight just beer. I really can't trust myself with anything stronger. Sure my neighbors hate me at this time of the week though, as it's the only time I'll allow myself to play guitar after 23:00. So I do it until I run out of songs.

>>9263244
whatcha watchin anon

anyone here been through withdrawal so many times that even after 2-3 days of drinking, they are in heavy withdrawal once again? i used to be able to drink for months straight and only get slight withdrawal. nowadays, 2 days, and i'm absolutely fucked and need more once it wears off.

>>9263393
Yeah I have not done several months but for weeks at a time, bottle of vodka a day.

Now I go for a few days and all hell breaks lose.
Sweating, insomnia, anxiety, slight hallucinations, all of it.

And it has all been coming in the last 8 months maybe after going hard at it last autumn. Guess my body is really trying to tell me to stop.

Damn guys im fallin back into bad habits. Im on edge all day like " when can i go home.and take swigs outta my bottom.shelf vodka" then smoking cigarettes whenever im on my.phone. i met a guy named mike last night he sold me hella keif and weed. Am i malimg mistakes

>>9263462
Better smoke weed than drink vodka.

What the fuck is up with this
>glasses
>can't look at light
>loud noises
hangover shit in movies and tv shows?
does that actually fucking happen to anyone?

I just get real tired and dehydrated

>fold my t shirt
>hug it
>put a vodka in it to have it hard
>hug it tigther

>>9263490
I prefer the other way around

>>9263542
You drink weed and smoke vodka?

>>9263525
hangovers make me really sensitive to loud noises and certain frequencies. it's like a sharp, throbbing pain somewhere on the way from my ears to my brain. i don't have too much issue with light, but i'm sure a hangover could aggravate existing photophobia

>>9263070
with vodka and soda

>>9263350
>Personally I moved to a new city in a new country and I never made any friends when I arrived but still kept my weekend drinking habits.
Similar here, the first few weeks/months of this year I probably started to drink a bit more than I did last year/christmas holidays. Then I had a couple of profound realizations on LSD and became acutely aware of how easy the spiral downward is, especially if there's no one to tell you when you are drinking too much.

Keeping it friday and saturday nights only at the moment, and never more than 3/4 standards. I realise this makes me

>>9263761
>>9263761
sorry accidentally clicked post.

I realise this makes me hardly experienced to be posting in al/ck/, but seeing this thread regularly makes me hyper-aware of potential substance abuse problems.

>>9263393
I quit for a month and then drank liquor for a couple of days and then I had to easy myself off with beer because my limbs hurt and were twitchy and I was sweating and couldn't sleep for more than 3 hours a night for four days or so and it felt like my heart was going to beat itself to death.

Feels like my drinking days are pretty much over desu.

>>9263393
>>9263449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindling_(sedative%E2%80%93hypnotic_withdrawal)

>>9263541
>bottle hugging

iktf

>>9263826
I'm aware but thank you.

Starting early today.

wtf is a balzams spirit drink

>>9263244
That's a very strange place to put a desk

>>9263070
I'm from Wisconsin, so the only way to make an Old Fashioned is with brandy

I went out around 10pm and bought a miniature bottle of brandy and went to drink it all by myself on a bench in a grassy area next to the highway

>>9263393
I quit for about 6 months, and now just drink every couple weeks or so and I get withdrawals from only one night of light drinking. Not major symptoms, but definitely shaky and full of anxiety. It's one of the reasons I now stay mostly sober, I really can't drink for even one night and not feel like a panic-prone mess for 2 days afterwards. Pretty much permanently screwed up my ability to even drink socially

Not sure why I'm posting this but I am becoming to realize maybe the reason I am alone and have secluded myself for a long time is due to being sexually abused when I was a child. It pains me to remember those days but sometimes you start remembering, I don't know anymore

Only thing that will help me at this time is probably going to be therapy, but I never talk about the situation and what happened after my abuse in my life.

>>9264866
EMDR is supposed to work without having to remember every detail, I think.

>Wake up
>Gonna get withdrawals soon
>It's 9:50
>Nearest store is 15 minutes away
>Alcohol sale closes at 10

GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
IT

starting week 7 of my 12 week treatment program on monday lads
shall be getting my 60 day chip soon
miss the alcohol when reading threads like this, should probably stop

>>9264956
>not being prepared


I keep 2 gallons of vodka in my basement incase of a natural disaster or something and the liquor store is closed.

Who would want to die sober?


I urge any other al/ck/ on here to keep a reserve of alcohol incase of emergencies

>>9264956
wew
surely theres a grocery store that sells vanilla extract

>>9265019
I always went with brewing high-abv cider. Had gallons and gallons in my laundry room to the point where I had to make date tags to keep up with their progress.

>>9265031
Fucking everything closes at 10 because the only people who go there after 10 want alcohol but the stores can't sell it at that hour
its FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>9265049
Damn.


I prefer vodka so I chose that.

If I ever get a house where I have renters insurance, I'm going to build my own still.

Financially I can't afford to burn down my house right now

>>9265059
where do you live
can't you just drive somewhere?

>>9265060
Best of luck. The reason I brewed instead of just buying it was I had full single person EBT since I didn't have a job as far as the gov was concerned. But I was making enough off the books, so I spent my entire EBT every month on apple juice and yeast. Had to get it from different stores because the employees would stare holes in me when buying multiple gallons of apple juice with food stamps.

>>9265012
>miss the alcohol when reading threads like this
There are times when /alc/ makes me want to drink, there are times when I remember waking up shaking too much to open a bottle, withdrawing in pain due to pancreatitis, and all these shits that are behind me.

>>9265062
Drive where?
The alcohol sale STOPS at 10pm
I need to wait until 10am which will be in almost 11 hours

>>9265116
yeah and i suggested vanilla extract
what about bars or clubs
jesus anon use some initiative

>>9265119
>what about bars or clubs

Nothing in this world could compel me to pay 5$ for a glass of beer
I will just suffer through and when the stores hit I'll be the first one through the doors

>>9265116
You dumb son of a bitch. He means drive over a state/province line.

>>9265182
I don't have a visa to pass into russia
the other way is some shit country that has similar curfew laws

>>9265197
Just realized after I posted that if you posted that on a Saturday afternoon, here, then you must be in Eastern Europe. I guess I'm the dumb son of a bitch.

Which country?

>>9261663
I can drink two bottles of red wine with no hangover at all. But it does turn my poop green. Lol

>>9265227
I'm in the baltics
Alcohol laws are fucking gay here, and only hurt people

>>9265019
Only thing worse than dying sober is living sober.

>>9265237
They do seem pretty severe. Stopping sale at 10:00, and on a Saturday no less!
I thought Indiana was bad, which prohibits selling alcohol on a Sunday (though restaurants and bars can still serve in house) and selling past midnight. But Illinois allows sales until 2:00 on Sunday through Thursday and until 3:00 on Friday and Saturday. And I'm literally five minutes from the state line, so I've got it made. Feel for you, bro.

Gonna take a tour of my local brewery today. What questions should i ask to look smart?

>>9264783
How light is light drinking?

>>9265291
you should come to charleston SC. no liquor past 7pm, no liquor at all on sunday. beer and wine are 24/7...shit makes no sense.

>>9265299
Read wikipedia pages on beer, brewing, and relevant stuff. At least learn the names of basic ingredients and operations, what type of beer they have in this brewery and what are these beers.
Questions should be about what you learn there.

>>9265327
>France
Apart from Champs Elysée and some specific places, there is no alcohol curfew. And little fuck is given on age in shops (tobacco too, keeping the stereotype live and well.)

Had to come to some realizations today

Being alone, miserable and poor doesn't mean anything at all

Goal in life is to be happy going forward, I'm going to stop being locked away in my place and going to keep getting out of my comfort zone

I don't care anymore, you are given one life and it is time I start living for my hobbies again and put my work life on hold

Bump

>>9265697
wtf are you bumping?

this thread is dead

>>9265327
Holy fucking shit, that's crazy.

>>9265458
Yeah, I'd expect that from France. I mean that in a good way. One of the things I like about your country, it's less paternalistic on the social/moral stuff.

>>9263192
Kek

Day 19.

Discovered I have an addiction to sparkling water. It is a cheap, healthy addiction. But still one.

Stay strong friends.

>switched back to beer
>can easily keep it down to two or three a day

Why does the distilled devil distress me so? Is it mere concentration?

>>9262083

keep on going strong

>>9265986
>lime flavoured sparkly water

I drank shitloads of that as well during my sober month. It's a great alternative for drinking yourself to death.

I'm going home after this shift to just under 35cl. I also cleaned my place of all.my bottles and stained carpets so I'm actually looking forward to go home instead of stressing about how messy and unkempt it all is. Feels real good. Shame I'm working a 6day week with Saturday and Sunday tho.

my wife called me by the right name this night.

Im an alcoholic, we are on vacation with kids and my kind of vacation is just being drunk or drugged on xanax. just to not give a shit

im a shit person, im not trying to be helpful at all

cheers ppl

>>9266349

and by the right name it meant that im a fucking alcoholic

>>9266349
>>9266371
well as they say, diagnosing the problem is the first step to the solution or something like that.

>>9266349
At least you have a wife and kids.

The only women that fuck me are the ones I pay.


But being drunk and on xanax is my kinda vacation too.

Cheers

>>9266431

yes, we have been together for a long time and she realises, this is my way to cope with life, endless amount of alcohol.

time to step up i guess

>>9266450

You know, i got so fucking happy somehow someone wouldnt judge me being fucked up during a vacation, thank you and at the same time i need to sober up

love you all

>>9266481
That's a tough lot m8. I think I've read other things you've posted.. I know this may sound cliché or lame advice, but maybe suggest to your wife to read up on the alcoholic brain and our dependency to the devil. (Or whatta do I know, maybe she has).

I know for my spouse and me, being able to get a better understanding and have perspective on each other's addictions (me, booze; him, weed), it opened up a lot of communication between us.

Fuck no is it all rainbows, (and as alcs, we're constantly in our fucking head battling this conflict), but you don't and shouldn't have to suffer in silence.

Which I guess too, is why you're on this thread and participating. I love this group, and wish you anon and all of us here peace from this goddamn ball and chain.

Kill me

Alcohol newbee here. Never drank alcohol outside of restaurant. What's a good choice of alcohol to sip while playing vidya? Beer sounds too boring and I hate the taste anyway. I was thinking about mixing vodka with some juice.

>>9266528
How badly does he manages to fuck up because of weed?

It always seemed pretty harmless to me except making people lazy and boring if they do to much of it.

>>9266581
We can't, senpai.

>>9266625
Please

>>9265299
Do you ever go swimming in the beer?

>>9266588
vodka and cranberry juice. is. the. best.

>>9266647
they gave me some hoppy uncarbonated beer that was still wrapping up. Pretty cool I learned laggers take like 3 weeks to make and the CEO said he and 3 bros basically morgaged their homes to build the brewery.

I also saw a giant stack of 14 thousand cans that were ready to have beer poured into them

>>9266673
That's cool. Even stone almost went out of business.
Beer industrial complex

Could you imagine being a drunk back in the day getting put in a straight jacket and made to detox cold turkey in some kind of psychiatric hospital?

>>9260942

not drunk but a bit buzzed. trying to type without looking. my head and body hurts and i cant tell if its because the drink is, or I am, allergic to it, or not. Alcohol is supposed to calm you down but it just seems to make me more anxious.

>>9266707
back in the day they gave you phenobarbital. That shit is pretty good, My dog used to be on it before it died of old age.

I took a few of his old pills and felt fucking great, Like benzos but way more euphoric and warm.

>tfw drink too much and look at videos and pictures of my ex


When does this ride end lads?

She was the besr thing to ever happen to me. It's been 3 years she's been gone this December

WOOT! Made it though my first 'social' weekend with out drinking. Back home to a booze free house tomorrow and on to week 4.

pickle riiiiiick

>>9266788
she wasn't and you're better off without her. you'll realise that once you get your shit sorted. i went through the same thing (was with her 5 years, literal goddess well above my league, now a model making 100k+ a year) and i'm only just starting to get my life back on track and only just starting to phase her out 3 years after.

your turning point will come when you least expect it, even if it seems it never will.

i'm going to write my story soon, condensed version to maybe give guys like you a little bit of motivation.

>>9264777
Why is a bench near the highway

Just downwd a whipe E&J and texted my mom other about college options.

Who here is an entomoloist or mycologist? I'm gonna major in botwh with navy bux..

Half Jim Beam, Half Canada Dry

Drinking out of a Sam Adams pint glass because it was the only thing clean to drink out of.

>>9266982
Stfu and go to bed, Corey.

>>9267023
Robert, and don't you forget it m. Ashleyu did and I don't need her

21st coming up, I've never drank alcohol before. What should I get? I like chocolate and/or desserts as my favorite kind of flavors.

>>9266623
It definitely has an effect on him. When you smoke dope daily, and in decent volume, it numbs your sensories. It fucks with your emotions, and I find brings an overall catatonic state when you smoke too much.

My guy works like a horse, earns great money, but none of that calms the demons of addiction. And yes, people withdrawal from weed, too. I don't think it's anything like the hell of what we go through, but I know they go through nasty 48h night tremor/insomnia sweats.

Different thread needed for the topic.

>>9262940
Smirnoff is useally cheap and it's wheat vodka so it doesn't taste weird like potato try popov I've never had it but heard good things about ut

>>9267021
I use to put less in the glass because then if I spill it or push it over I lose less and it have less of a mess to fix.

But happy drinking.

>tfw the only time you avoided alcohol in your adult life was when you played video games compulsively

if only it was as easy to stealth game as drink...

HELP
FUCK
JUST... JUST
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fuck.

ow.

>>9267403
Abandon all hope

>>9267403
So you're a 10 year old pretending to be drunk?

>>9267412
The grey hair, ataxia and withdrawal (no money) says otherwise
HELP

>>9266812
Congrats bro.

>>9267227
Stout, porter, fruity beer.

>>9267403
Have a drink.
>>9267423
Have a vanilla extract.

>picked up a case of captain morgan's for $150
it's the pirates life for me lads

4201 calories

>>9260942

I woke up this morning and had a terrible, terrible hangover while laying in bed. But when I got up and started moving around, I didn't feel that way...I feel like I get off lucky today. Usually the hangover lasts all day but it only lasted until I got up

>>9263525
dehydration pretty commonly brings with it a sensitivity to light

3 hours is up, time to open my 2nd beer.
I swear to god I don't even know how I lasted 3 hours, I usually last 5 minutes after the last one is done

i love you bros, yes you anon

>>9268200
mom?

>>9268200
I wish you wouldn't

>>9268216
>>9268218
the way I see it is were all in the same boat our bodies are already aging our minds are already decaying, so I love you faggots we're all here but gone

>18
>want to experience getting drunk before i off myself
damnit. can one of you alckies email me some. i'll put you in my will

>>9268457
>18
>wants to die
The fuck outta here with that shit. You're still a fucking baby.

>>9268485
i guess so. just incredibly disillusioned with the world. never had any interest and dunno if ever will

>>9268500
You talk like a bitch how about trying to be a man or else you need to be buried deep underground your bloodline went through god knows what and you're being a little faggot?

>>9268610
>how about trying to be a man or else you need to be buried deep underground
i get that youre probably drunk as hell, but thats pretty much my point, to be underground lol

>>9268630
haha yeah. well man just do it brah hueueue

Missed going out on a fancy boat today, getting free beer and food and meeting girls at the beach today because I was hungover. Oh well, I like pale skinny girls who stay inside anyway, not tan bikini thots.

>>9266528

Your absolutely right, sorry for the late reply. Communication is fucking everything in a relationship. We arent honest with eachother.

Hope everything works out for you and yours. thanks once again.

>The heartburn

>>9267021
Woulddrinkallnightwith/10

Do you smoke dude weed too?

>>9268931
>tfw take 2-3 zantac 150's a day
>package only says take 1 every 24hrs
>probably take 6 in 24hrs


That shit is expensive too

12 hours
i think i tapered down enough so i wouldn't get any withdrawals before i can get to the store, but fuck am i craving

>>9268881
Pale, skinny, homebody girls are GOAT over loud party whores.

>>9267464
>vanilla extract
I've seen this a couple of times now, what does this do exactly? Not that I would try it or anything I'm actually 8 days sober.

>>9269249
It contains alcohol, 20% I think. Well, some do, not all of them.

>>9263070
1. Use simple syrup instead of sugar. Makes it much smoother (2 parts sugar, 1 part water).

2. Use proper whiskey. Something with 50% abv, and preferably a Rye. Rittenhouse 100 is perfect.

3. Boker's Bitters when available, otherwise plain Angostura is fine.

4. Enough syrup so that the bottom of the glass is covered, add generous splashes of bitters, 2 oz whiskey, stir, add ice, stir, add lemon twist

I flew back home and I'm enjoying a lazy night at home with some lovely mead.
I can never get this stuff in Ireland.

>>9268939
My GI doc says its okay for me to take as much as I want. I take a minimum of 2 a day up to 4 (150s). The bulk generic at Costco is the best priced one.

It's a bittersweet feeling to hang with friends that don't drink
They have girlfriends, generally don't want to kill themself and are progressing through life
However it's better than being alone with myself
Someone please pass the hydrogen cyanide

>tfw haven't left my house since friday
>tfw spent 90% of that time in my room shitposting and playing vidya

>>9269533
Are you happy?

>>9269548
No, I want to die

Pissed the bed again. Awesome. Never gets old.

>>9267280
It belongs here I think otherwise people will get pissy.

I smoked a few times and I liked it, but it definitely doesn't hook me. When I'm sober I have a few hits a few times a week. A gram lasts me at least a month. Hope I shouldn't be worried.

The booze is the devil for me though. I guess it's all how you're wired.

>>9269481
Do you want what they have?

I have old friends with lives. I like them and they like me I guess, I just never want to be them.

I don't feel like shit around their picket fence lives, I know I'm a hermit lad that needs to live in a cave and snicker.

I came to terms with not wanting to be normie and that makes it alright for everyone.

Being an alcoholic has given me insane confidence. Whether courageous through intoxication or by way of thinking I'm about to die from withdrawal; so fuck fear, all other, formerly anxiety-provoking things do not bother me. I TELL random girls on the street that they're coming home with me, then make them do the most perverted shit, sometimes without even knowing their names. Or if they're married. This is gonna get me shot or arrested.
Feels nice though.

THE HEARTBURN, omFG

>>9269700
The beginning of it was like this to me. Now I'm a wreck though.

>>9260973
I usually go to ones with a healthy combination of women and firearms.

This is my oneitis. Taking a risk by posting her. Have loved her since the days of stileproject.
Doubt anyone here is old enough to remember.

>>9260942
How do you know when you've become an alcoholic anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbwPwWqA-QQ

>>9269786
tell us about her

>>9269791
I'll explode with emotion if I rush this.
I will tell you all, but it might be a thread or two from now that I form a post worthy of being called a description of my beautiful Camilla.

>>9269551
Then kys.

>>9269533
>4 days in the house at most

step it up lad, i went months

>>9269786
seems qt

>>9265237

Try being in Texas. Liquor stores are only open Monday-Saturday 9am - 9 pm

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY

>>9269564

This one was one of the main things that made me want to quit. Pissing the bed and the seizures.

>>9269852
How did you get booze? Brewing?

>>9269800
She is basic bro, She is pretty, but will probably age pretty terribly. I am sure once you get to know her well you will realize that you will do better than her. If she is your oneitis and she has a bunch of guy friends, run the fuck away and treat her like shit.

t. someone who used to be a beta, but am unsure of what I am now.

>>9267021
>only thing clean to drink out of.
I just use the same booze glass every day. Wash it about once every 3 months.

>>9269977
I washed it when it had accumulated too much dead skin, every few days. Thank god for carpeting and dishwasher.

>>9262351
He and I met. He used to ride a Honda CBR900, and rode it to a park near me, we drank, smoked weed and I let him touch me. I'd have let him cum in me if I was on the pill. He refused to use a condom so we just did other things.
This post is kind of embarrassing. Not going into too much detail, but yeah, I miss him too. He was so gentle. Something like 6ft3 and a bit scary, but really nice to spend time with.
RIP SB.
>sadface

>>9267021
Always nice to see al/ck/s' pics. Best of luck with your struggle, Metallicabro.

Did homerbro died? ;_;

I dont want to keep drinking.. while its less then most of you, i still drink a 6pack a day and I feel like shit constantly.. always got the urge..

Does anyone want to be my sponsor.. ?

>four weeks sober

I still feel like shit. When do I start to feel good?

>>9270162
When you start drinking again.

>>9270170
hrmprh

>>9270096
SB's number. He posted it a couple of times here, a few al/ck/s were in contact with him.
Maybe by some miracle he's alive, as unlikely as it seems.
I try calling like once a week. Always turned off.
Still, here it is. I believe he last lived in London. He moved often.

07477 158 032

>>9270155
>Does anyone want to be my sponsor.. ?
How would that work? We can all be your sponsor, just ignore the trolls...
Or there's https://plug.dj/alck and https://discord.gg/Eu7TGND , but I'll sleep soon, so someone should join.

>>9270162
What do you do to feel better?

>>9270255
He moved from room to room. He trashed them successively with broken glass and no memories of what happened.
He moved to the last room, said he'd sell his house to buy a smaller one and start again.
It was his last room.

>>9270336
>What do you do to feel better?
I stay sober. This was supposed to make me feel good and stop thinking about suicide.

>>9270162
need to start doing aerobic exercise regularly as well as taking magnesium, fish oil to heal the brain.

>>9270336
>moved from room to room
Actually that rings bells. Iirc he'd abandoned his bedroom and was sleeping on the floor in his dining room or lounge.
Fuck, man. His addiction, the extent of it, sends shivers down my spine. Is this what we will all one day face?

>>9270366
It works out a hundred different ways but for the most part, if you're a real alcoholic, it gets worse and worse. Basically if you don't quit, you get your own version of that fate eventually.

>>9270358
Yeah, no. Alcohol was maintaining you in depression, but you still have to get out of it.
Do a physical activity, nothing too hard, but daily or every other day. It'll help you sleep, also Google sleep hygiene, serotonin, melatonin, valerian, Hypericum perforatum/St John's wort.
You still have PAWS. Comes with brainfogs, anhedonia, depression, cravings, etc. They fade out slowly after about month sober and can last years.
You'll have to force yourself to do shits you won't enjoy much, because anhedonia makes everything boring. If you take up a hobby to fill the newfound free time, wait a bit before giving up because you don't enjoy it. Same with shits you used to do drunk.
Do it a day every day.

>>9270366
If you're lucky, you'll die a terribly painful death before!
I'm over a year dry. It's not great, far from what normie life looks like in the movies, but it's better than waking up a few hours after passing out, shaking too much to open a bottle of vodka, at random times day and night.

>>9270429
Forgot last line :
You can do it Anon. Both of you.

>>9260942
Not an al/ck/ but just stopping by to say the OP pic reminds me of pic related

Abe the squirrel has been abducted.
He is not in his cage, not in the house and not outside.
I let my guard down for a moment to drink and they got him.
I'm so sorry.

>>9270096
Is this post for real? What the fuck

>>9269203
How do I meet pale, skinny, homebody girls?

>>9260973
Welcome to the NHK or tomoko-kuns

tonight is a bad night again....

social issues with people

>>9270831
Need a person to talk to?
I came into work Today and yesterday drunk cussed and raised hell and now I'm in a lot of trouble and may not have a job.

>>9270855
But somce its a bar and grill I got off early and drank at the bar and I'm hammered

Lost my squirrelfriend and my job? In one day. I think I have screwed up

>tfw trying to stay sober for 24 hours because I have to speak to a cop in the morning
>already drunk and high on xanax 11 hours in


Might get in trouble tomorrow morning lads

>>9270715
I know DUDE WEED.

But most women worth keeping are marijuana smokers, At least from my experience.

An most are geeky/pale/homebodies


I met a woman I dated for 7 years at an alanis morissette concert I was given tickets too.

I took LSD and MDMA before going to it because I hate that type of music and I started talking to this qt, Long story short we dated for 7 years.

I cheated on her countless times, treated her like shit, lied to her, ect. An she still loved me like the first day she met me


She eventually left me after I spent a week doing coke, drinking, and fucking hookers openly in the condo we shared after my friend was killed in Iraq.


Biggest mistake of my life man, I would give ANYTHING to have her back. I would even quit drinking and doing drugs>>9270715
I know DUDE WEED.

But most women worth keeping are marijuana smokers, At least from my experience.

An most are geeky/pale/homebodies


I met a woman I dated for 7 years at an alanis morissette concert I was given tickets too.

I took LSD and MDMA before going to it because I hate that type of music and I started talking to this qt, Long story short we dated for 7 years.

I cheated on her countless times, treated her like shit, lied to her, ect. An she still loved me like the first day she met me


She eventually left me after I spent a week doing coke, drinking, and fucking hookers openly in the condo we shared after my friend was killed in Iraq.


Biggest mistake of my life man, I would give ANYTHING to have her back. I would even quit drinking and doing drugs


She was a real ride or die

>>9270970
Fuck, I posted that twice somehow
I'm drunksorry

I'm here lads.
I've got a good number of reasons why I'm shitfaced tonighted

Why you here?

>>9270996
for pickle rick postinfg

>>9270996
For general shitposting.

>>9271024
PICKLE RIIIIIICK
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Those of you who have done serious damage to their liver and got away with it:
About when did you go to the doctor?
My side has been aching a ton lately, even on sober days. I'm getting concerned.

>>9271050
I'm only an amateur drunk. But I have some basic bio/medical shit on my record

Which side is hurting you?

>>9271066
Right side, probably up a palms width from my naval.

>>9271050

After 2-3 years of heavy drinking I finally got checked out.

>>9271050
Sounds like you're looking for an excuse to put it off. Why not just go?

>>9271076
2-3 years of heavy drinking after this point?
o-or in general?

>>9271078
I have student health insurance which means the only affordable way for me to see a doctor is to go to the one on campus, and the last time I did that they tried to take me off all my meds and piss tested me.
It goes without saying I don't trust or like them, at all.

>>9271071
Worrisome, a bit.
If it gets level to your navel, see a real doc, because then it might your appendix going.

Any fags here reading, right side pain needs attention.
Upper chest is ok, but the lower it gets the more likely it's an appendix going critical

>>9271088
That's actually somewhat comforting. I'd much rather have appendicitis than a fucked liver.
That and the pain is closer to a cramp you'd get from slouching funny all day than anything sharp.

this thread fucking sucks

>>9271301
Hey man that's not cool

im drinking bottom of the bottom of the bottom bottle vodka right now, it's disgusting please console me

>>9271435
what kind, nigga i drink popov every day. For the last 8 years


Don't bitch

>>9271453
Karkov or something? Something you have never heard of.

What's a cheaper alternative for Khalua that doesn't taste like complete shit? Of Khalua is the best I will continue to buy it, just wondering if there's anything else reasonably close.

>>9271455
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Karkov


kek, Well....Are you a chump?


Also that's in the same price point as popov, I pay 16 a handle for popov including tax

>>9271435
pussy

>>9271461
I don't look at urban dictionary. all i can tell you is that you should never buy karkov unless you like gagging every time you take a shot.

>>9271468
PUSSY

Guys, i need a tip on how to handle my alcohol. I always get waaay too drunk and i will vomit.
Its so embarassing to get sent home early by unknown people because im making a fool out of myself.
Any tips?

>>9271510
A glass or two of water/non-alcohol whatever between drinks should slow you down and remember, there is no need to race.

>>9271510
stop being 16

>>9271461
>16 a handle
Jesus.
It's $13 for a handle of Kamchatka here.

>>9271550
Nigga thats all i drink.

2 or 3 handles a week

>>9271560
I stopped buying them because it'd remove all hesitation to drink. Normally I don't daydrink because I like getting reaaaal fucked up at night and passing out, so if I've just got a fifth I wait and then drink half, so I have the other half for tomorrow.
With a handle it's just...a big fucking vat of alcohol, fuck it, start drinking at noon! Who gives a shit! You've got enough alcohol to last all week!

Then it's gone in two and a half days and I'm drunk and pissed because I'm awake at 4pm on a sunday with no more liquor

Dude I'm withdrawal pls help

Hospitalbro? You there?

Tell me we haven't lost another one

>>9271660
I think he went back to the hospital

I'm withdrawal like fuck but not hearing music yet. my face is burning up though. at least I can type. peperocini juice helps.

-gin blossoms in the motherboard guy

Being sober sucks

All I think about is drinking. At least when I'm drunk I can focus on actually getting shit done.

>>9271660
Still no response.
God dammit.

Bump limit reached
New thread here:
>>9271885
>>9271885

>>9270600
Maybe he met a girl friend?

>>9271050
>About when did you go to the doctor?
About when I realised I needed medical help to stop, unrelated to liver damage, pancreatic damage, or other digestive system damage.
Liver is OK, pancreas is fucked.

>>9271460
Coffee and vodka.

>>9262351
Agreed, I've definitely noticed a nice shift in these threads, and I'm glad they are here. Sometimes I start reading them and have to stop because it's all too much and too sad, but other times it's immensely helpful and reminds me of what I've been through and am still going through. Was very nice finding out I wasn't alone in all this

tfw the local craft beer blogger in town has not updated and I dont know when the newest steal the glass events are