/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9255201
>tfw they got sips in the break room at work

The thinking man's coffee

>>9255201
The classic sideways sip pic. Just like the original sip posts. This guy gets it.

Also Xdurance

Rate my sips

Where the hell are you getting all these different flavours. All I can find is the original and the Ultra editions.

Stop circumventing my filters, assholes.

>>9255347
You know that thing you use to shitpost on the internet? You can also use it to place orders for things you can't find locally. Check it out.

>>9255348
Just hide the thread and walk away, nibba.

>>9255351
FUUUUUUUUCK

Poorfag sip

>>9255351
That... thing?

>>9255347
These >>9255343 were imported from sweden, but you can find most of them in bigger finnish stores too. I still haven't seen half of the stuff the americans post here.

>>9255359
Nice, I haven't seen anything like that before. My poorfags sip is the sodastream/mysoda version. Especially the Mysoda, sipping doesn't get much cheaper than that.

>>9255347
>>9255362
>tfw American
>tfw 2 for $3.80

Data center sipper reporting in.

Got a deal on pipeline punch, 12 pack for $5

>>9255381
Lucky fucker

S I P B O Y Z 2 0 1 7

>>9255374
sometimes i mix the kroger stuff with my sodastream carbonated water

>>9255201
You sip energy drinks, you don't need the caffeine you are simply bored and need something to fill.

Caffeine is a competitive inhibitor, meaning they fight for the same substrate. Without a sufficient concentration it simply does not work. Imagine, putting one grain of salt into a bowl of soup, it won't flavor shit.

You might as well just chew gum. Because chewing motion keep you alert too.and gum has less sugar.

>>9255437
Nice blog

>>9255437
Amazing story m8.

I agree with most things, but you can't really have less sugar than something that has no sugar.

Also implying caffeine is only placebo is pretty ridiculous.

Monster energy has a serious undertone of nappies/diapers/baby wipes, it's an absolutely low tier sip. The only tolerable ones are orange and tropical because they have just enough shit flavouring to cover up the even worse chemically baby wipe taste.

>>9255452
>implying caffeine is only placebo is pretty ridiculous
Spoiler he wasn't you fucking spacker

>>9255375

one of them costs around that here.

>>9255452
kek

>>9255343
your limited selection makes me think you're from my country.

where are you from

also khaos and VR46 are disgusting

>>9255468
"He" implied it whether "he" meant to or not, samefag.

I saw Monster zero ultra on special at my local store and grabbed a can out of curiosity because you autists always have threads about it.


>mfw actually really good want to go back and load up while they're cheap

>>9255215
>browsing 4chinz without addons
>mac
>thinking
AS expected from /sip/

>>9255485
Hahahaha, 18 year olds deluding themselves on 4chan, not samefag, summerfag. Anyway no 'he' did not

>>9255492
Welcome to the sip crew

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9255495
Damn straight

You fucking "sip" faggots and your constant tryhard ways to stand out as some sort of brodude community is fucking retarded, you pieces of shit are the worst thing in this God forsaken board. Fuck off, your addition to your shitty, overpriced poison is nothing special and is definitely not worthy of a thread, let alone a general.

>>9255552
>LOTS of people enjoy Monster
>LOTS of people post in these threads and discuss Monster-related topics round the clock, and round the world.

absolutely worthy of a general, bro.

>>9255552
It's OK Red Bull shill. You can be a sip boy too.

>>9255495

>>9255229
I missed those.

>>9255552
>>9255552
>>9255552
My substraction to my overpriced poison

>>9255437
Sips have 0 calories and sugar shill

i had 24 oz of energy drank last night iw onder if it safe to have 4oz of my redline?

>>9255668
I meant addiction you chucklefuck.

Absolutely Zero and the Gronkowski Monster are the only good flavors

Anything else tastes like syrupy shite

can i get a basic rundown on sips as a new boy?

>>9255578
What's wrong with Red Bull?

Man, why do you guys get so many damn flavours? I also hear you have tons of doritos too. All I've got in my country is >>9255343 these plus the silver, completely red, completely orange ones.

>>9255201
>monster reps come by my school and give out free rehabs on occasion
>they let me get a plastic bag and as many as I can in there every time
>tfw get $30-40 worth of monster for free

>>9256003
Can you fit a can on monster in your ass?

>>9256046
i haven't tried

You guys got me, first sip in years. Started with the white one which seems to be a /ck/ favorite!

>>9256054
poser

>>9256085
White sip is certainly the best sip, congratulations on your sips dude

>>9256013
Red Bull shill is butthurt that monster ultra is the hottest fuckin meme of 2016-current year

>>9256085
>yellow sip
R A R E

>>9256013
nothing
this isnt even an energy drink general any more, just monster energy circlejerk

>>9256275
>monster energy circlejerk
>implying the sip meme has ever been anything else

>>9256327
shut up fag

>>9256150
Is really being discontinued?

>>9256358
I have not seen yellow sips in weeks here

>>9256358
Can confirm.

this is how i imagine us <3

>>9256432
I'm the one dual wielding sips

>>9256432
Shitter in the streets
Sipper in the sheets

>>9255359

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6bD3SpIvk

>when the direct deposit hits and you can afford the sips

>>9256614
Is that like a month of shilling

>tfw sippin right before an exam

Tell me /sip/ do the zero sugar sips substitute the sugar with artificial sweeteners? I know a lot of those are worse for you then regular sugar.

>>9256701
>I know a lot of those are worse for you then regular sugar.
Mom science

>>9256569
Explosive kek

>>9255375
>Gronk sip
What does that even taste like?

Hits you right in the tonsils famalamadingdong

Alright you fags, these threads have me wanting a sip. Which sip is the one to start on?

>>9256752
This one is for the newbies, after a while you can move on to white

>>9256740
A lot like Red Bull, actually. It's easily the best Monster flavor

more like shill general xd

You lads ever have the Java Sip?

Ok /sip/pers. convince me to sip, despite the many health risks of taurine drinks

>>9256752
White.

>>9256829
If you're not a pussy, you'll take a sip. Start with the Gronk if you can find it. Go with Absolutely Zero if not. If you then can't find that, go with standard blue Low Carb
>health risks of taurine drinks
just like the health risks from chugging bottled water like a sissy

>>9256829
>>9256954
>gronk
>absolutely zero
>lo carb
This is the worst sip advice I've ever seen. Sip white. It's harmless. No artificial colors. No sugar. Sucralose is fine. Sip in moderation. Then try orange.

>>9256829

Just drink the lower carb ones or the ones with toned down ingredients. Probably want to avoid the original drinks like old beetus (see pic).

>>9256971

>see pic
my bad

>>9256965
Every other flavor is fucking disgusting heavily syrupy shit. You latched onto them because of the meme, I'm a true practitioner of the drink and have been for many, many years.
All the Rehab flavors are fucking awful too

>Absolutely Zero
>Low Carb
>Gronk
Those are the only good flavors for anyone not consumed by "le meme culture"

>>9256810
>carbonated coffee

>>9256614
How 2 get paid by sipsman

>>9256989
*sips fedora*

i-is this a sip??

Updated a classic with some new sips.

>>9257171
The first time I tried this was almost transcendental. The combination of the black and white teas had a very filling sort of sensation, like I was drinking condensed milk.
It was great, need to get me some more of those

>>9256002
Damn, now i wanna stick my dick in lava.

>>9257171
No, but this is.

>>9257265
Cheap sips

Monster is the 2nd most pleb energy drink second only to red bull

get on my level
Bawls
>much lighter flavour than monster or redbull
> still tastes really good even if its tepid or flat which is good because i split one between a few days

>>9257313
All sips are cheap, but not all cheap sips are good. The one I posted is good

>>9257171
>>9257265
These /GULP/ niggas really need to get the fuck out

>>9257324
Can't handle our BBC (big beautiful cans), little white boy?

Post your favorite vintage sip

Just got my S I P S for the night

>>9256620
2 weeks

>>9257446
BAWLS, I can't find this shit anywhere nowadays

>>9257323
Yeah I know, it's cheap and good

>mfw I only drink doctor sips

>>9257028
It's not carbonated

any love for candian /sips/ ?

any love for Canadian sips?

>>9255552
Have a /sip/ and you'll feel better.

>>9255343
what's the doctor like

never seen that one before

>>9256752
Ultra violet. White is okay but I think red is better as far as those flavors go

>>9256810
I prefer the protein version if I'm going to have calories

>>9256810
These and the peach tea rehab are my sips of choice

Don't you guys worry about kidney stones.

>>9258236
I plan on killing myself by 30, so not really.

>>9257466
ha son...

>>9255201
>G E N E R A L

>>9257446

what does the white sip taste like? they don't sell Monster in my country

>>9255717
Cucklefuck

First sip of my day is black zero ultra and I have a white for later sipping

someone post sponge/sip/

>>9259183
East coasty reporting in. Just about that time lads. Time for that first sip of the early morning.

What the hell was that other sip thread about? I thought it replaced this one, but apparently not.

>>9258103
It's kind of a lemon juice thing. I also just realized that it might not have been obvious that this is the Rossi edition I mentioned earlier.

Todays morning sip. I rate 3/5, too sweet and artificial tasting. I guess if you like the original sugar monster this is a good alternative.

>>9255343
Diabetes/10

>>9256965
Sucralose is another name for sucrose which is another name for sugar. They contain most likely copious amounts of sugar to achieve the sweetness.

>>9259293
I've learned it's best to just stick with white or orange sips.
Purple is OK too

>>9257356
What the fuck this is a WHITES only general.
The zero ultra is colored white itself you cronk
Sip

You /sip/ guys are all right. Keep it up

>>9259385
some of you sips are alright, don't go to 7/11 tomorrow

>>9259334
Like I posted in the other thread...

There was only original green and this in the store. No way I'm buying the original, way too much sugar.

Now sipping some poorfags alternative sip. (pic related)

>>9259391
Thanks for the heads up. Now I gotta call the RaceTrack down the street and see if they got purple sips...

You guys weren't lying. White sips are GOAT. I'll need to try purple next

I went for a normie sip this morning

>>9259335
>sucralose is another name for sucrose
Shit b8 m8

>>9259391
Kek

coffee BTFO

>>9259642
S I P B O Y S

>>9259642
W H O L E S O M E S I P S

>>9259642
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

LOL stay mad faggot

>>9255552

>>9259808
>that image
haha and thus my sip folder was born

>>9259820

>>9259835
>>9259808
why are these so funny

>>9259761
>>9259808
>>9259820
>>9259835
>>9259851
Literal 12 year olds.

>>9259855

>>9259855

Fuck you niggas I'm drinking ORGANICally sourced SUMTRA CoFFEE BEANS GR0wn IN THE GIAPPOS FOOTHILLs OF THE XICaOCAO MoUNtain RAnGE

>SKERRTTT

WHEN MY DICK STARTS LEAKIN YOU KNOW I BEan DRINKIN THAt GOOD GOOD NAMaSAYINte?

Who /adultsipp/ here?

>>9259851
Because you just know trump sips

>>9259881
>drinking alcohol marketed to teenagers

>>9259880

who dis bitch? she single?

>>9259880
>>9259898

>>9255201
The thinking man's sip

For me it's sips, the best forced meme

>>9259961
Sips are not a meme, sips are a way of life

>>9259881
Mixing alcohol and caffeine isn't very healthy m8
>>9259880
did you forget that this is a blue board

>>9259880
I always feel awful for girls that need to go through angles like this to be attractive. Society puts so much pressure on women to be attractive. It's oppressive, honestly.

Has anyone else tried this sip? I thought it was pretty good. I really liked the Monster Zero Citron flavor, but it's been discontinued. Are there any other good lemonade sips other than the Monster rehab lemonade and the Rockstar Recovery lemonade?

>>9260141
I'm pretty sure I've read about it in /sip/ before, but haven't found it anywhere yet.

>>9260137
Her tits are like 9/10. She's just doing the hip angle so it'll look like she has an actual thigh gap, but she doesn't need to do that to be attractive when she's got those tits. No need for sympathy.

This is a nice thread.
All these millenials bought together by their love of soda.

>>9260163
See >>9259867

>>9260155
I find mine in Walmart

>>9260170
No Walmart in Finland.

OK I have never seen this sip. "Lo-cal" java with 5g of sugar per serving. Never seen it. Absolutely trying it.

>>9260425
Got so excited I forgot to post pic related.

>>9260435
Is this a R A R E S I P ? I have never heard of java vanilla or seen it anywhere.

How are the coffee monsters?

>>9260435
that’s a new sip

>>9260468
I'm in the Midwest at the moment. Seems to be more sip variety here than the west coast. It might be common here, but I'd never seen it.

>>9260472
I'll let you know.

>>9260435
sounds fucking disgusting

>>9260515
Very cool story.

>>9259851

mirin' the rarest /sip/ ?

>>9259886
>trump sips
Boxxy sippin too

>>9259820

>>9259855

>>9259820
>why funny
Clowns are funny

>>9260834
People wouldn't need healthcare if they sipped. No calories, no sugar, no carbs. Sips are healthier than water

>>9260817
>Monster is founded in 2002
>Red Bull is founded in 1987
Red Bull is still the OG energy drink

>>9260847
>I'd rather drive a 1987 Toyota Corolla than a 2002 Ferrari Enzo
This is, literally, what you sound like. Loser.

just cracked into one of these bad boys, first sipp in a few days

>>9260888
Nice straw man, faggot

>>9260888
>old reliable vs le meme car
Yes, you are correct

>>9260915
>old vs. meme
>30 year old car is reliable
Yup. Confirmed for senile. See >>9259867

>>9260932
Works on my machine :)

>>9255201

Moving house tomorrow. Got my sips ready for energy

Is safe sniff cocaine after drink 3 Sip can?

>>9261093

>>9261093
>Emerge
Some patrician sips there my friend, although i prefer the uncarbonated 500ml cans

>>9261191
hearty fuckin kek

>>9261182

Thoughts on Gfuel?

>>9255201
For trump supporters lol

Can I get a quick rundown on 'sipping'? Why are you obsessed with monster energy drinks? Is this a real thing, or just unchecked shitposting?

>>9260817
red bull is objectively better than sweet monster shit

>>9260888
you wouldn't want to drive an enzo all day every day you fucking child

>>9261373
desu I just like energy drinks in general, Monster is just another energy drink

inb4 shitstorm

Both of these taste great

>>9256742
This is the thinking man's sip

>tfw yuropear and limited selection of sips
thank god we got the white one

Anyone else prefer Rockstar?

You guys should try these

>>9261642

>>9261647

>living in a sip echo-chamber

>>9257934
nibba pls

>>9261822
Never seen that before, where is that sold?

>>9261867
Superstore in Ontario, fucking everywhere in the mid-provinces.

>>9261892

Also Amazon Canada if you can't find any locally

>>9261385
I would tho.

This shit is good

>>9262105
redditsippers here hate it because it's not a meme flavor. but it is truly the best of all of them

>>9255343
uhhh im not seeing any sips here, just sugarwater
uhh siplet?

Haven't sip'd in years. Any drink you guys recommend? I 'm pretty open to flavors.

>>9262459
if you want a sugar sip, get Gronk
if you want a no sugar sip, get Absolutely Zero

>>9259590
monster zero gives me the shits

got da whole crew together

>>9262612
10 bucks says you're a fat hairy faggot

>>9262629
thanks, now i can buy three more cans of monster zero : 3

>>9262649
but I was right, so you owe me

>>9255354
Not that guy, but fuck you. Also, fuck every autist that thinks they belong to some kind of secret club because they perpetuate this retarded meme.

>>9262697
eight more hours until that first sip of the weekend

>>9262705
It feels like so long.

>>9262705
Spotted the autist.

>>9262629
>10 bucks says you're a faggot, hairy
I read this in his voice, somehow.

>>9262716
is that my boy Aris?

>>9262629
t. normie faggot

>>9255214
$1.50? Pretty good sips deal, anon

Had the red and green mutant, Green is pretty much Mountain Dew, Red is kind of a fruit punch I think. Red is the better one

>>9255343
These aren't sips

>>9255201
Get the fuck out of /ck/, right fucking now.

MODS this is a shill thread

>/sips/

Dam this is so cringy, I imagine all of you as edgy fat teens who wear sunglasses

>>9255381
Nice. I also keep a stash of work sips

>>9262767
t. prison gay shutin that sits alone everyday and chugs tons of bottled water and was raised by a single mother

>>9262793

>>9262485
Oh my god stop posting.

>>9262793
i wish i had an office with a fridge and shit

fuck this 'open floor plan' BS i could earn 90k in my office and still have a god damn laptop and a desk facing some retard

>>9262815
Back to r*ddit with your "le white sips xDXD"

>>9262793
>mayo
>mustard
>bologna

White boi confirmed

>>9262697
Aw, don't be sad. You can be a sip boy too.

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>>9262844
Obviously he's white, he has a job

>>9262790
MODS this is a newfag

>>9262792
>he's never sipped

>>9262832
You could just as easily assume
>soy sauce
>green tea
Chink confirmed

Why make any assumption at all? You just sound ignorant and retarded

>>9262832
>wilford brimley confirmed

>>9262896
Hey welcome to 4chan

>>9262900
Absolutely Zero has less beetus than white

I am going to try pic related for the first time tomorrow, what am I in for?

>>9262905
Thanks I'm enjoying my first visit

>>9262928
A crisp and refreshing finish.

Reviewbrah's got this down, guys.

>>9260141
We got a bunch of promo cases of these at work and they are really good. Not crazy sour or anything.

>>9262971
>hilarious_reviewbrah.jpg


good1

Anybody else /drivingsip/ here?

>>9262971
C H R I S T M A S B L O W O U T

>>9255201
Time for a gassing, degenerates.

>>9263110
Very very edgy post.

>>9263110
>calls us degenerates
>picture of methamphetamine addict

>>9262801
Nice sips

>>9263134
Monster is supremely grody.

>>9263119
Oh no, you called me out on my edge! /s

>>9256017
consider yourself lucky. 7/11's here sells only black OG sips

>>9257478
>>9258337

http://www.bawls.com/find-bawls

Thinking of naming my next cat Sips. In the meantime my current cat, Willow, approves of my sip.

Me before pic related

>this meme is retarded but hilarious

Me after breaking down and trying pic related because of this meme

>this is actually pretty fucking tasty

Am I a /sipboy/ now?

>>9263786
please kill yourself

>>9263786
Welcome. Sip generals are the most friendly and positive of the entire site.

>>9263799
>coming in the sip thread just to hate

How many cans can you fit in your ass? My record is two

>>9262697
Why are you so upset? All the memeing is neatly contained in this single thread that you can hide if you so wish.
>stop liking things that I don't like!!!1

>>9262801
Nice

>>9262928
Cool photo m8

i tried to like these sips but just can't do it. if i want a tea or lemonade flavor, i'll just stick to rockstar zero. the lack of carbonation was very off putting

>>9263857
we talking two cans like [M][M]?

or
[M]
[M]
???

>>9263443
S I P C A T S 2 0 1 7

>>9264003
>memeing
Retard.

>>9264053
Memers BTFO

>>9264053
Are you STILL upset that the word meme has transcended its literal definition

>>9264222
Whilst it is true that language evolves the fact that you're a fucking retard remains extant.

>>9264257
*whilst'd've

>>9264257
The only retard here is the one trying to correct things that do not need to be corrected.

best store for bulk sips?

>>9264550
want a variety? BJs/sams club for their assorted 24 pack
want one flavor? anywhere else. no one really undercuts sip prices

>>9262706
He has shit taste in sips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsMJe8Niv9w

>>9264042
Top to bottom

>>9264550
You can get 24 packs of a single kind from amazon in bulk, don't know how it compares to other places if you're buying in bulk though.
You could get a variety of five sips every couple of months at fifteen percent off the entire shipment if that's what you're into. But you'd have to willingly commit to those 100+ sips.
Still could be cheaper from a store that just sells them in bulk at the outlet.

>>9264728
I'm guessing he drank it lukewarm.

reporting in

>>9265081
forgot the pic

>>9257478
>>9258337
>today while shopping at fucking Kroger of all places, I came across 8 classic Bawls, 8 orange Bawls, and 6 cherry Bawls
>I bought 4 of each
What a time to be alive.

I'm a mega64 piece of shit and hearing about kickapoo joy juice so fucking much makes me curious enough to just try it.

Anyone try it? Is it shit-sauce or is it good?


Unrelated but I miss that Shaq Cream Soda buts they stopped selling it here

>>9265098
>windows 10
sipfags, everyone

Sipped a Monster Ultra Red today. Very nice sip.
However, after some thinking I do have to agree that the white sip is best sip.

>>9265142
*sips fedora*

>>9265141
not a sip but i tried the original and i remember it just being kind of like mountain dew but really fucking sweet to the point where it hurt my teeth, not that bad though

Going to try rehab for the first time

>>9265306
Don't let the lack of carbonation bother you. Remind yourself before you sip that it'll be extra smooth. That's the main problem most people have the first time they sip rehab.

>>9260435
Tried it. Not great/10. Very artificial vanilla taste. Almost like maple syrup. Glad I gave it a shot though.

>>9265332
that and they taste like syrupy garbage

>>9265332
Update* on first time rehab: enjoyable orange flavor and yes the no carbonation was weird at first. 7/10 would /sip/ again

How many /sips/ could a /sipper/ /sip/, if a /sipper/ could /sip/ /sips/?

Have Java Monster pretty much each morning as part of my routine.

How bad is this going to be for me down the line? Been at it for a year now.

>>9256013
>>9256142
>>9256275
There are shills on every single board. Idk if /ck/ thinks they're special or they're blind. Maybe just naively hopeful. Anyways we need to start saging these threads and get the shills outta here.
t. Hothead who hasn't had his sip.

>>9256085
The shills gotcha m80.

>>9265613
Explain what you think "saging" means.

>>9265623
It's how basketball Americans wear dey pants

>>9265650
Ayo hol up

king of sips

Wow this thing's about to hit the bump limit after less than two days.

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which store in your area seems to have the best variety of sips?

>>9265142
Look at the actual laptop, what else would you expect?

>>9265650
kek

Red Bull > Full Throttle (Blue Agave #1) > > > Monster = Rockstar = NOS

compared to a can of soda, would drinking sips with my lunch at work be any better or is it still equally as bad for me
its a hell of a lot less calories and sugar though and i wouldn't be against spending $30 a month or so on a assorted red/white/blue sip 24 packs

For me, it's the tea + lemonade rehab sip

>>9266188
i was debating getting one of these when i was at the store today to try it out for the first time but i did a coin flip between this and the irish coffee monster and the coffee one was fucking disgusting
how good are these in comparison to stuff like arnold palmers

>>9266202
Tastes good. I probably think it tastes better than the Arizona.

*PSCHT* new thread >>9266283

>>9262776
Must be selling that at cost, which is pretty sweet.

>>9256386
>>9256382
Pewdiepie drinks them in like half his vids. Must still be available in the UK.

>>9256742
Quicktrip?

The blue razz flavor has the caffeine of 2 Monsters. Literally made me feel sick lmao

>>9266344
No I can't find them outside of GNCs. But you're saying Quiktrip has them?

>>9266360
Quicktrip is the only place I've ever found them in MO.

>>9265332
I mainly used Rehab as a post-breakfast drink after a night of drinking. They've got higher caffeine content than the Ultra or regular monsters.

>>9266364
Hey a fellow Missouri sipper. Wow. I actually saw a space for them at Academy (surely you know of Academy) in the supplements section, but they were sold out. They had blue raspberry, lemon, and sour heads.

>>9266400
TN fag here, seen and bought bang at Breadbox, tigermart, and a pooinloo run place called stop n buy

>>9266423
Dude I was driving through east TN last month. Jackson is such a hellscape I could hardly believe it.

>>9266364
>>9266400
>>9266423
CA sipper here. Never heard of any of those places. I've seen them at supplement stores, like GNC and Nutrimart, and my gym. Nowhere else though.

>>9266446
West TN I mean

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