/ck/ - Food & Cooking

make mozzarella blocks

if you can't eat 2 kg of mozzarella in three weeks you're probably something of a nu-male cuck

>>9256043

Start a pizza shop called Uncle John's

Shred it and make a pizza

>>9256043
warm it up in the oven and then stig ur benis innit

Make Italian things; Pizza, pasta, spaghetti bolognese, macaroni cheese. It is very versatile in that cuisine.

You could also snack it with some sliced tomato. Lovely Stuff.

>>9256043
fry the whole thing

>>9256061
what if his name isn't John?

>>9256104
Dr. Pepper wasn't invented by a Doctor named Pepper, either. What's your point?

>>9256112
>Dr. Pepper wasn't invented by a Doctor named Pepper
I refuse to believe your lies.

>>9256072
But then what do I do with the 2kg shredded and 3kg of pearls?

>>9256139
>including the first day in the 3 day rule

>>9256139
did you rob a pizza joint

>>9256061
Sorry, but Uncle John™ is a Jommies™ trademark, delete your post or you will be sodomized to the rhythm of kool and the gang.

>>9256159
Nah, just someone decided to order a load of fucking cheese for no reason.

>>9256169
not him but what the fuck is jommies

>>9256043
>contains milk

>>9256139
Who's Dale?

>>9256182
chip's best friend

>>9256179
hahaha I didn't notice that

>>9256182
Maintenance guy, who ordered £100 worth of cheese...

>>9256043
do americans really eat this?

>>9256174
Why, I'm glad you asked!

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>>9256202
I'm not...

>>9256197
>metric units
>contains actual milk
try harder

>>9256208
Well, that's okay, you can't please everyone. Have a wholesome day :)

Cut it in blocks.

Freeze most of them. Use when needed.

>>9256223
>freezing cheese
is that allowed?

>>9256043
Pizza time

>>9256233

Yes. Hard cheese will be pretty much unchanged after thaw.

Soft cheese will be a mess.

I mean, I am sure you can also store it in a dry area like they do with aged cheeses but that requires more knowledge and brainlets will probably fuck it up.

>>9256233
I use a lot of frozen mozzarella. As long as it's melting you won't notice the difference.

>>9256249
So anyone got some good mozzarella stick recipes?

>>9256169
>sodomized to the rhythm of kool and the gang

Thread theme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg

>>9256043
You need to make one giant mozzarella stick out of that and then post progress pictures of you eating it here for our enjoyment.

Make the world's largest mozzarella sticks. Include me in the screencap pls if it gets popular on reddit

>>9256294
dredge them in flour, then dredge them in an egg wash, and then dredge them in italian bread crumbs, or crushed pretzels. freeze then fry

>>9256043
>>9256139
Quit taking pictures at work.

>>9256043
make a lot of them and give some to your neighbors.

>>9256096
>spaghetti bolognese
>mozzarella

>>9256043
Make a shit load of mozzarella sticks and keep them frozen for a treat you can eat any time you want

>>9257397
thats not how you do it

>>9256043
make the extra mozzarella into a big mozzarella dick

>>9256058
>if you cant eat this much estrogen your probably low on testosterone