/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9246423
Cooking usually doesn't take more than an hour, and recipes with longer cook times are intended to be made well in advance of meal time. You're just impatient. Try thinking about things a little differently, live in the moment and appreciate what lies in it. Think of the now more than the then. Ling recipes are fun because cooking is fun, enjoy the process.

>>9246423
>Why does cooking take so long??
Thermodynamics.
Try killing yourself until you find a universe more suited to your tastes

>>9246440
An hour is so long. I can just buy hot food in 5 minutes.

>>9246442
t. Rick Sanchez.

>>9246423
i love meat pie sandwiches

cook with higher heat, its faster that way.

>>9246423
is that a fucking pie sandwich

>>9246423
>it doesn't have to

>it doesn't have to

>it doesn't have to

>>9247207
liar

>>9246423
Simple stir fry shouldn't take more than 30 minutes including prep time. Steak and mashed potatoes, chicken with pan sauce and roasted veggies, any breakfast food, there's tons of stuff that is quick and/or cheap that you can make.

>>9247120
Looks like it. They should've done the chicken pot pie biscuit instead.

>>9247120
Also known as a "Wigan Kebab"

>>9246423

Because quality things are allowed to cost more

Because you are an impatient fatass who just wants shove food down his gullet

See above

>>9247120

Britbong fodder. Just another means to ingest lard.

>>9246446
>An hour is so long. I can just buy food in 5 minutes
well then do that and stop whining about how it takes time to cook something

>>9248162
oi m8 you gotta problem with lard?

>>9246423
i just melted some cheese over shredded chicken and cracked black pepper on it, cayenne and cardamom, took 30 seconds

COME AT ME

I know this thread is probably meant for trolling, but it's ridiculously hard to find the time to cook. I got finished with work around 5:30, hit the road for the gym, tried to spend around an hour, came home to relax a bit, and now it's almost 8 and I'm fucking tired, not to mention mentally exhausted.

Last thing I want to do is cook. I'm just watching TV and shitposting, food on the way ordered in. Need to be in bed by 10 to restart the whole cycle again.

>>9249039
how long did it take to cook the chicken?

The real question isn't why food takes so long to cook
It's why food takes so long to clean up

>>9246446
>t. Rick Sanchez.
A popular cartoon is the only one to reference the idea of reincarnation.
Really makes you think you're from reddit.

>>9246423
Welcome to capitalism kid. Cooking is a skill and if you aren't willing to learn it yourself then you have to pay a premium. So either stop being poor or learn to cook. Or just live a life of squalor and subsist on grease and HFCS

>>9248845
because food outside is expensive or fast food is shit

>>9249353
This

So much fucking little things that create mess, this is why we had maids and shit

Doing it all alone is a big hassle

>>9248162
OOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

>>9248162
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

>>9246423
Is that a pie sandwich? Would go nicely with a chip butty and a toast sandwich for dessert.

>>9246423
You are a lazy slob. Start cooking before you are hungry instead of expecting instant food the moment you need it.

>>9249062
cook after work. the you can chomp after gym

>>9246423
>I hate cooking so much
So you got to /ck/..

>>9250588
>>9250595
Damn, this fucking Britblob is butthurt as fuck.

>>9246423
>I'm a lazy shit
Oh wow no way

>>9251795
>b-butthurt
Say that louder fatty, I can't hear that from under your fifth chin

>>9249062
Meal prep on the weekend, bruh

>>9251795
Ameripoors sure are obsessed.

>>9246423
>bawwwwwww I have a problem
>>9246440
>try fixing it
>>9246446
>baaaaawwww no
>>9248845
>then shut up or try this other thing
>>9249446
>I don't want my problem solved, I just want to whine about it
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