/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Soul food and bbq basically are dessert

Dessert

>>9248890
Dessert without question

Desert.

Not even a question

>>9248896
>niggers

I guess it would have to be seafood for me. Soul food oftentimes has some really good healthy stuff given a slightly fattening edge, like freshly steamed spinach tossed in with the fried chicken. BBQ is good any time of the day, and dessert is just lovely. Sea food requires me breaking open a billion little shells for what can't even be described as a mouth full.

>>9248890

Seafood


Shit is fucking disgusting

Soul food.

>>9248890
Hey dude thanks for reposting Facebook content 4chan greatly appreciates your efforts to maintain the site's already spectacular quality.

Dessert can go

>>9248915
Shhh, it's bed time now little one. The grown ups are having a conversation.

dessert. then, I would eat seafood for dessert

Dessert. Not hard.

>>9248896
Yeah, pretty much this. I dont care for sea food but the other options are such shit that id learn to love fish dicks.

>>9248956
We should make this a thing

Easy choice, seafood. While I enjoy clam chowder and fish n chips, most seafood is disgusting.

soul food because it's fictional

Easiest choice of my life.
Get rid of seafood because I'm allergic to shellfish anyhow.

Dessert

>>9249069
Kek

>>9248962
>never have cake, ice cream, pie, cobbler, cookies in any form again
Worst choice. Just pick soul food or BBQ they are fairly redundant (both umami + salty)

>>9249130

Sweets are disgusting you faggot.

How is dessert even LITERALLY an option?
Do people LITERALLY still eat sweets?
This LITERALLY blows my mind.

No wonder LITERALLY everyone here is such a fat fucking pussy.

>all these people giving up ice cream, cake, pie, milkshakes, chocolates, candies

Retards. You're never going to get a gf if you can't share a dessert with her. Get rid of seafood, it's entirely carried by lobster and sushi anyways

>>9249142
>dismissing an entire category of tastebuds
Palettelet confirmed

>>9248890
Soul food and BBQ. American corn syrup meats are disgusting.

Dessert

>>9249145
no, im ur moms fat fucking pussy because u are what u eat dumbass

>>9249189
You are both gay and 12.

>>9249243
>Be American
>Overcook meat until it is literally black
>Dump "BBQ" sauce onto meats AKA ketchup + vinegar + the whole bag of brown sugar
>Eat

Disgusting.

Soul food. Northeast did food better.

>>9248898
>>9248902
>>9248903
>>9248938
>>9248956
>>9248962
>>9249078
>>9249207
All of my this.

>>9248898
>>9248902
>>9248903
>>9248938
>>9248962
>>9249078
>>9249207
These
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Seafood because I'm vegan

>>9248890
Seafood > BBQ > Soul Food > Dessert

>>9249271
>>9249273
hivemind
>>9249286
spot on

>>9248890
dessert

>>9249286
more like

BBQ > Soul Food > Seafood > > > Dessert

>>9248890
Dessert. No thought involved.

>>9249263
Smoking meat isn't 'overcooking it until it's black'

>>9249301
would be acceptable if crabs didn't exist

>>9249321
Just don't eat them, pussy.

>>9249355
I meant to imply that crabs are god's gift to our tastebuds, and that their existence is what makes it so seafood absolutely must come first in any ranking

>>9248979
nice lillium

>>9249263
>hi I've never eaten bbq

Dessert

>>9248890
bbq..when my father passes I'll no longer have a need to eat bbq

>>9249360
My apologies crabman.

>>9249419

BBQ. Seafood and dessert have huge variety and soul food has some of my favorite dishes.

soulfood

fucking niggers

"Soul food" is just southern cooking blacks stole and made worse.

Dessert. I'm not a child or a woman.

>>9248890
Dessert is just sugar and no nutrition

>>9248890
Soul Food or Dessert. Don't care about either.

Everything except for seafood. The only good parts about soul food are collard greens and beans with rice, both of which can be turned into soulless food as well.

>>9249483
>nor

>>9248890
Dessert

Are people seriously not liking dessert? I get that it's a go-to dish for kids but that doesn't make it childish.

Desserts can be amazing as well and aren't all about it being overly sweet. It can be simple or complex and can vary from sweet, sour, salty, bitter, and umami.

It seems like the reactions are, "No dessert for me, I'm an adult!"

Which is ridiculous.

>>9248890

Dessert can go take a fuckin' walk

>>9248898
This.
The thing I vote to keep the most is seafood. I feel bad for people who've never had lobster, or crabs.

>>9249774
>umami

>>9248890
Soul food

I would miss the occasional sweet finish to a meal more than I would the occasional soul food meal.

>>9249839
I don't even get what this is implying

>>9249853
Don't waste your time with trolls anon

>mfw those picking dessert never had a single good one in their life
I eat dessert only at restaurants because most of them requires too much time and attention and proper equipment but hey.

>>9249906
say that about any choice
alternatively
>shit taste

>>9248890
Dessert, I'm not 7

>>9249263
First of all, queerboy, smoking ain't burning. Second of all, a proper cook constantly uses mopping sauce while its smoking early on.
Last of all, only do shitty cooks use BBQ sauce for flavor first. Good cooks use it for keeping mosture.
Besides that, fuck you.

>>9249853
He's implying your post is trash

>>9248890
seafood

>>9248890
Dessert. I never really had a taste for big items like super parfaits or ice cream cookie sandwiches. I was always content with a scoop of ice cream

>>9249187
You're a conpletely autistic child if you crave dessert foods more than a once in a while thing. Sugars like those found in dessert foods are what children crave because they're incredibly high in calories and evolutionarily speaking it was important for children to get as many calories are possible when they could. If you love dessert you're mentally a child.

>>9249962
>>9249243
>gay and 12
>queerboy
Nice projecting.

>>9250233
Wouldn't they be craving fat? Fat has more calories per gram than sugar. Also it's probably because if bitter plants tasted good to young kids they would end up eating poisonous things and dying more often.

Soul food/BBQ is the same and both are among the worst cuisines. I would be fine with never having either one again.

>>9250249
While this is true sugar releases energy at a faster rate and facilitates growth. Sugars are also easier to obtain than fats, not today, but 30,000 years ago. So for example, say you have a group of early humans, the kids didn't move long distances very often and when they did move it was generally in a hurry and at a rapid rate so sugar was more beneficial to them. Meanwhile the adults who traveled long distances hunting and gathering craved fats which are better at sustaining people for long periods of time. As for the bitter thing I have no idea as far as I understand we didn't evolve to dislike bitter plants, bitter plants evolved into bitter plants so they wouldn't be eaten.

>>9249962
Why you mad tho

>>9248929
I second this Reddit needs to fuck off

i could live quite happily without any of these

>>9249263
in addition to what other anons have rightly declared, I would like to point out that you have no understanding of BBQ sauce. The list of possible ingredients is close to infinite and no two taste the same. no one should have trouble finding or making BBQ sauce that suits their tastes.

>Hi there, I just wanted to let EVERYONE ITT know how much of an adult I am and how MATURE my taste buds are because I abhor ANYTHING sweet
>My favourite alcoholic beverage is also beer

>>9248915
You fucking troglodyte

Scallops, salmon, and royal reds are the tits, chargrilled oysters are bomb af too.

>>9249263
>smoked meat
>overcooked until it is literally black
Holy shit, you doing it wrong.

>>9249076
Well then what the fuck are we supposed to have on Friday?

>>9249774
You're projecting. It's more like if you have to give up one of those categories dessert is the no brainer, because it's the weakest of the four. What would be childish is thinking it's the best category of all.

Dessert

>>9250736
Anything you want because you're an adult

"Soul food" is the "politically correct" term to describe pig anus and weeds. "Greens" are absolutely disgusting.

Just give me the fried chicken and BBQ.

>>9250865
>"Soul food" is the "politically correct" term
You're dreaming there. It's the late 60's/early 70's rebranding of Low Country Cooking. Political correctness is a 1990's contrivance.

>>9250871
Also: Greens are fucking delicious.

>>9249480
Southern food was literally flyover food until it was ethnically cleansed

you guys are trolling right? no one would actually pick sea bugs over dessert

>>9250897
>Bugs are icky!
Isn't it your nap time

>>9250940
t. Dang Nattapong

>>9248890
Dessert can fuck off of those four.

>>9248890
dessert

>>9250555
Every single person who drinks alcohol is a trashy person. However, nice trips.

>>9248890
Soul food>Seafood>Dessert>BBQ.

Into the trash BBQ goes.

I don't eat dessert. It's savoury all day long for me.

>>9248890
dessert. fucking fat asses all over the globe don't need useless sugar and carbs.

>>9248890
Dessert, easiest decision.

>>9250555
t. fatass

>>9251826
>If you like sweet things over bland beige trash you are fat
Don't project your obesity onto me you rancid american

>>9248890
Sea food. Don't eat it anyway. I lost nothing, and get to punish coastie fags. Double score.

>>9248890
Seafood, just tired of that shit down here.

>>9248890
soul food and bbq shit american pigfood

>>9249480
>white people created "soul food"
>black people made worse?
>niggers never get credit because crackers reeeeeeee about them being inferior or some beta shit
White folks didn't invent soul food! They helped indirectly with the inception of nig nogs taking scraps of food and turning it into something they can eat. They created soul food not rednecks. "Southern food"(hillbillies) and "soul food"(coons) are two different things as well.

Soul food is basically bar-b-q for niggers so I'd axe that, not like we'd be missing out on too much.

>>9249130
i'm totally fine with that

>>9248890
Dessert is the smartest thing to get rid of.

>>9248890
Easily dessert. Sweets are fucking useless and I've never had a problem stopping eating them after early childhood.
>dessert eating faggots

Seafood

>>9249831
My melanin enriched friend.

>>9248890
Soul food, and the people who make it, deserve a nuclear holocaust.

>>9250609
>oysters
>any other way aside from raw

That's rough. But if you FORCE me to choose, I say dessert. Fuck!

>>9248890
Soulfood.

>>9248890
The only dessert I ever have is fruit and I can incorporate that into any of those others, so dessert.

I like dessert and all but its probably the most confined of the choices and it all starts to blend together after awhile. Plus you should cut out most desserts anyway.

Seafood. Allergic to some and I rarely eat it anyway.

>>9248890
>soul food

Never heard of it, but googling it gives me
>fried chicken
Not really a fan, plenty of other, better ways to prepare chicken.
>macaroni and cheese
As far as pasta goes, american macaroni and cheese is pretty low-tier.
>collard greens
Almost never eat them anyways.
>breaded fried okra
wtf. I've had okra a few times, it's slimy and not incredibly flavorful. I wouldn't care to try this.
>cornbread
More trash; who eats bread by itself, anyways?

In conclusion, I'd be perfectly fine with never eating any of this ever again.

>>9248890
Desert

>>9248890
Seafood, barbecue and dessert are part of the cuisine of multiple countries across the world.

Soul food is a shitty hybrid cuisine from poor black America.

I agree that one has to go...

>>9252177
What kind of hell are you living in where your only two options are sugar filled foods or cardboard? You should kill yourself.

>>9252740
So you're bragging about inventing a type of food that uses the scraps pieces of white peoples food? Congratulations, we'll let you have that one, for free, enjoy.

>>9255029
>Corn bread is in anyway similar to regular bread
Its obvious you've never had any of the things you listed but that just shows you're trolling

>soul """food"""
>the sugary jew
>burnt meat with ketchup

seefood is the only worth keeping

>I share a board with people who would abandon seafood or dessert before "soul food"

Wow, you don't get to eat fried chicken and the same 5 tired sides, most of which come from a can.

Plebs who can't into fine dining I guess. Let's see, you go to a Michelin-starred restaurant and you can't have a fish course or even taste the fucking dessert cuz you wanted to be able to eat overcooked collard greens with vinegar and hot sauce. Good going

>>9257274
>Let's see, you go to a Michelin-starred restaurant

no, anon. no, they don't.

>>9255650
Lel

Too fucking easy. Get rid of soul food in a heartbeat

>>9249166
t. only dates fatties

>>9248890
soulfood, whatever it is, looks disgusting

>>9248890
Tokyo banana itself is superior to any Soul food or American BBQ. But fried chicken is alright so get rid of BBQ (assuming it's that sweet ketchup american-style BBQ)

>>9257409
>american-style bbq
As opposed to what? Beans on toast isn't bbq.

>>9248890
I fucking hate dessert because it eels like cancer in my mouth but soul food would mildly upset black people. Tough choice

>>9248890
fuck dessert

>>9257418
Most people on this planet think anything grilled is barbecue

>>9249166
>thinking lobster > crab
on what planet

>>9248890
Dessert.

>>9248890

soul food, easily

>>9248890

>>9248890
Dessert fucking easy, don't like sweets that much

>>9248890
Seafood can take a hike. Simply revolting.

Dessert without any hesitation.

>>9248890

Desserts. Will help me from turning into a complete fatass.

>>9248908
>Sea food requires me breaking open a billion little shells for what can't even be described as a mouth full.
Not fish, anon. Plus you can buy oysters, scallops, crab meat, shrimp, etc without shells.

>>9248908
>not eating the shell
>missing out on all that protein

>>9250233
So much wrong I can't even begin...

Soul food because it's just niggers' imitation southern food. Only thing that we'd actually lose is chitlins and boy oh boy would I be so glad to never have to smell that disgusting fucking shit ever again.

>>9248890
Dessert. Easily. I love savory things so much more than dessert.

What's the difference between soul food and BBQ?

>>9258212
This is easily the most fucking jaw-droppingly retarded statement I've ever seen on /ck/ and that's saying something

>>9258256
>ad hominem

Par for the course, really.

FUCKing dessert, EZ. I literally have not eaten or drank a single thing with more than 4g of sugar in it (and very rarely that much) in over 5 years. I literally can not even be in the same room with a dessert or I will vomit from the smell of the sugar alone. I fucking HATE sugar and wish every single little cocksucking subhuman shitroach who consumes any sweet foods would just jump off a bridge and die. there is absolutely nothing more disgusting than dessert.

>>9248890
BBQ

>>9258256
t. nigger who had chitlins for dinner

>>9258198
No it isn't you absolute retard, stop pretending to know anything when all you want to do is argue. Kill yourself.

Dessert obviously, can someone remake this image where the decision isn't so clear cut?

>>9248890
Dessert, then soul food, then BBQ.

>>9249130
>>never have cake, ice cream, pie, cobbler, cookies in any form again

>mfw I already do and I'm not even a diabetic

Fuck sweets, useless nonsense.

>>9248890
>can't eat any of the thousands of deserts in the world ever again
>can't eat anything that comes from the ocean ever again
>can't eat any barbecued meat ever again
>can't eat fried chicken ever again, but can still have chicken cooked pretty much any other way

HMMM, the choice is so hard.

Soul food.

Anyone who answered "dessert" hasn't tried anything but snickers and other american mass produced palm oil shit in their lives.

>>9259252
Whatever you say, tubby

>>9259252
sure, tubs.

>>9248890
What the fuck even is 'soul food'? Did blacks just decide to take ownership of fried chicken and macaroni cheese and dump a load of sweet potato and dark leafy greens on it? Do they think they invented slow cooking unfashionable meat cuts or something? I do not understand why this is considered a distinct style of cooking

t. ignorant yuro

I'll keep seafood and you can bin the rest of that shit.


Soul food and BBQ are both fucking memes and dessert is for women and children

>>9248890
Soulfood, seafood and dessert. I don't eat any of that garbage.

>>9259333
If only there was a thing that we could use to find information. Like, something where you could type in any subject and thousands of related pages of information were given to you

>>9259347
Perhaps I'm asking because a cursory search yielded unsatisfactory results

Two minutes in google told me how and where it came into existence, but not why it appears to be considered its own style of cooking by the wider population

Now stop being a colossal faggot, if I want to ask a question about food on /ck/ - Food & Cooking I'm going to do so

>>9259394
>why it appears to be considered its own style of cooking by the wider population
Black people always have to have their own "thing". So, if they want to call fried chicken and overcooked lawn clippings their own, let em have it.

>>9259394
Both southern whitetrash and black slaves were eating that style of food. After slavery, the blacks held onto it as a means of identity and the whitetrash, although still eating it, disassociated themselves from it so as not to be viewed at the same level as blacks. Of course it didn't work because whitetrash and poor blacks are one and the same type.

>>9257418
>>9257441

Barbecue isn't grilling. Barbecue is indirect-heat open fire roasting, which occurs in Asian, African, European and even Oceanian cuisine completely independently of the north American (well, originally Caribbean) tradition.

Outside American, the most common sort of barbecue tends to be subprimal joints or bigger, pit roasted.

Never ate "soulfood", so into the trash it goes.

Soul food because after a night in the fridge it become inedible anyway.

>>9248890
Dessert, and wouldn't even be sad. Though of those four, Seafood is the only one I really would be markedly upset to lose.

>>9248890
For white nationalist reasons:
Seafood > BBQ > Soulfood > Dessert

Dessert: makes white chicks fat, kills the birth rate. Starbucks is a dessert franchise.
Soulfood: makes black people happy.
Barbecue: cancerous, but cancer is only a serious problem after the most fertile years have passed. Who cares if a 55 year old flyover drops dead of a heart attack? His useful years are gone.
Seafood: harmless.

>>9249069
This.

>>9260361
I bet you have an offspring by the hundreds by now, you alpha stallion

Soul food has honey cornbread. So bye bye desert

>>9260462
>honey cornbread
>corn pudding
>grits
damn u right

>>9260158
Soulfood, but only because I'm not the biggest fan of fried chicken.

>>9257274
A lot of BBQ is soul food. Thats the issue with OPs question.

>>9248979
t. nine year old

>>9248890
Soul food. Only cause I'm craving a muthafuckin chipwich right now

>>9260361
enjoy your mercury

>>9255614
>False dichotomy
Soul food is garbage and you should be ashamed of giving up dessert for it

BBQ. I was vegetarian for two years and my stepdad's BBQ never tempted me once. I couldn't care less about burgers. I eat meat now and seafood and chicken are all I really go for (I'd be open to eating hare or goat again, but pork and beef don't affect me).

Fuck BBQ, whenever I eat it and don't like it people insist I just haven't eaten "good" BBQ and I'm perpetually disappointed.

>>9264009
>BBQ
>burgers

You literally do not know what you're talking about

>>9248890
Aren't Sould Food and BBQ really closely tied?
Most of the sides are the same, collards, stewed okra, corn bread and biscuits, etc.