/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9247841
I got a scooter that I'm working on, and it's been really helpful with keeping me busy and keeping a drink out of my hand at home. I've decided to start working on my sleep schedule and hopefully making it so I dont need booze to sleep. I feel like things are doing alright. I'm super stoked on getting this bike running.

>>9247841
I drink as soon as I wake up after feeding my dogs, taking them out and giving them water.

I only sleep for like 4 hours a shot.

Does anyone else still have the shakes even after they drink enough to feel "normal"?

>>9247851
I just got a scooter too. 50cc. I clocked it at about 40mph max. Pic related is my helmet, got it on Amazon for $30 (DOT rated)

>>9247851
By the way, good job on that taper, Anon! Keep up the good fight.

it's 00.22 here. i have class tomorrow morning.
going with vodka+tonic

I just bought a bottle of vodka near my work when getting something for my lunch LMAO.

Said I wouldn't drink during the midweek...guess that's out the window. At least I have something to look forward to in a few hours

>>9247863
Nice!! How much was it? Mines a 50cc too, its a little taotao project. I just bought a battery for it and hopefully it turns over, I've been getting real sick and tired of longboarding for miles every day.

I have no gasoline in my car.
1.26$ in money
No booze
I have really let myself screw things up.
I need to go home but home is 90miles away. I have work in 22houts. I gnomed myself I am the gnome

Currently drinking my 3rd bottle of cheap ass cider through a 2 day old mcdonald's straw so not so good.

6 beers a day is not that bad keep it up anon

>>9247859
Increasingly yes, but only if I'm low on vodka so have to resort to cheap 8% cider. If I have a good supply of vodka I'm fine and the whole world is cosy. For a few hours, anyway.

>>9247841
What's with all these broads in the silhouettes?

>>9247896
$700, I'll post a pic. It's Chinese, but runs well. Haven't modified it yet but I probably will eventually.

>>9247906
The frostys here is 7.5% lol how did you get what I was drinking. I'm out of vodka until tomorrow sadly.

>>9247920
Matches my helmet. Kinda gay I guess...but I feel kinda cool regardless.

>>9247907
Guessing someone is dipping her toe in the water to gauge how /b/ al/ck/ might become should, god forbid, some people here have too few penises for 4chan. I think al/ck/ is mature enough to handle it once a few horny shitposters have been weeded out, and we can all be friends without the need to constantly try and fuck each other. These threads have been a godsend for me. I'd like it if they were less anon and we could provide a stronger support structure by way of knowing more about each other. Like AA but not shit. This is probably the single place on 4chins outside of /soc/ wherein I think name/trip-fagging shouldn't be discouraged. At the very least we could keep track of who has died.

>>9247923
Frosty is 7.2 here iirc, I normally go for K which is, uh, 8.4 or something, but it's like £1.50, frosty is fuckin' 89p for 500ml. It's my go to when I'm literally searching the streets for pennies to get buzzed

>>9247934
Yeah I'm fine with that not shit AA thing as long as there's no jesus shit, that would be great

>>9247920
>>9247930
>still having a drivers license
I mis mine so much ;_; still 2 more years until I get it back, and if I get a third DUI I'm looking at 3 years in prison

>>9247952
Yeah seriously. AAA (Alcoholics Anonymous Anonymous) needs to be totally void of that Agnostics Anonymous shite.

>>9247945
I don't know what K is but frosties is about £3 here so it's my backup

>>9247959
>K?
At 8.4%, It's a £1.50 source of about 4.2 units. Pretty awesome if you're broke. Doesn't taste like sautéed tramp colon either, unlike frosty jacksie.

>>9247934
I tried setting up a plug server so we could chill and play music but only one guy came in all weekend last week. it was actually chill and we talked a lot and played music. Shame nobody else tried it

>>9247907
Would you prefer something more pic related?

Also, stay strong Abe and squirrel anon.

>>9247968
it tastes almost exactly like strongbow

>>9247970
Bus wanker

>>9247970
I think a lot of people are too socially anxious even for that.
As for me, I can't listen to music, it makes it 100 times harder to stay sober, it makes me too emotional. I need to stay dead on the inside or I scramble for the nearest brewery

>>9247989
Wasn't following the discussion, but I clicked on that hoping that it was a real thing.

Project moderation officially failed, lads.

Found myself having to drink liquor this morning to calm my hands before facing people. Kindling is no joke, fucking withdrawals after two days of boozing, although they were still mild.

I was fine with beer, liquor ruined it. I'm going to taper again, stick to pissy lager once in a while and generally focus on healthy living and smoke a bit of weed when I feel like it.

Also going to a shrink.

Thanks for reading blog.

>>9247989
Thank you. Abe would love his picture

>>9247874
>that condensation

getting thirsty

>>9247998
i knew an alckie that used to listen to tom waits all day

poor cunt never stood a chance

>>9247998

I can't even enjoy tunes anymore sober, it's horrible
I want to listen to good tunes but I can't becase I'm sober and then I can because I'm not anymore and then I'm feeling it

>>9248002
Moderation never works if you've a history of alcoholism. Within 3 days of the 'I'm ok now, I'll just have a couple like normal people' meme I'm chugging litres of vodka, covered in blood and shit, sat in a hedge somewhere crying.

>>9248038
>Never work

Speak for yourself retard

>>9248002
AFTER TWO DAYS!

Good lord your drinking days are over pal.

what should I get myself for breakfast? i'm heading out to buy some booze but I'm hungry and want to eat while i'm out.

What's a good beer or style of beer to have with hot wings?

Ever since my wife got pregnant and can't fight me due to morning sickness or drink because of the child, I have been turning up to work on time, keeping the house cleaner despite her throwing trash everywhere but the trash can she walks past, i feel much happier and I have not been drinking any fucking less.

What does this mean?

>>9248067
Google foods which are good for the liver

Half a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine in, decided to splurge out a bit after quasi-neetbux finally came in, don't know what I'm gonna do with my life, the passion for what I study is gone, but definitely can't end it. Damn I wish I could tell my younger self something that would change the course of my life, but I honestly don't know what could've.

>>9248076
Oh and foods high in B1. I've bought a load of Kirk, herring, nuts and seeds to eat while I'm inbetween relapses. 9th day of absolutely stuffing my face after months of eating like one bite of peach and a peanut about every 3 days. Feelsgoodman.

>>9248074

Sorry about your wife

>>9247953
That sucks...2 freakin' years? Lame as fuck. I guess don't drink and drive is the lesson. Grab a cab or an Uber.

>>9248086
>Kirk
*pork
Fkn autoincorrrct.

>>9248024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Nt6u1Ld2A

Don't stop believing anon.

>>9247841
>Pregnant woman in underwear drinking wine from the bottle while smoking.watermark
It's getting dank in here.
Congrats on the taper, continue the good work.

>>9247859
You may be cold.
It confused me a few times too.

>>9247899
You need a gnome professional. Have you tried calling >>9247326 ?

>>9247934
You might like /r/crippling_alcoholism

>>9247970
You presented it like an aggressive spambot, it didn't help.
Post it once per thread so people can ctrl+F "www" to get the URL, give it a few weeks to see how things go.
Also https://xkcd.com/now

>>9248074
Get a divorce. And an abortion.

>>9248002
>stick to pissy lager once in a while
Wasn't it what you were supposed to do project moderation with?

>>9248058
I can still get away with having one to three bottles of beer on asocial occasion.

Hard drinking is pretty much done though, it's not worth the sacrifice any more.

>>9248076
>>9248086
Yeah. Bacon, eggs and a bloody mary sounds great anon. Good call.

>>9248092
Yeah, got a 3 year ban 1 year ago almost to the day. At least I avoided prison, I was 4 times over the limit, rekt on Valium, and crashed. Again. Was looking at a good chance of spending 6 months inside.

>>9248003
Good to hear. I was afraid to post it, as I did not want things to come off differently than I meant over the Internet; it's a loving pic of Abe and this thread fusion.

>>9247899
Sorry to hear about the tough times that lay ahead. Hopefully you will pull through them.

>>9248104
>Wasn't it what you were supposed to do project moderation with?
Well it worked until I made a big jug of shine.

I enjoy distilling as a hobby so I was weary to give it up, but I guess I have to. I suffer from sunk cost fallacy.

>>9248108
Yup, that'll do nicely.
Before I even knew about thiamin I ate bacon and eggs like 4 times a week for years, probably stopped a fair amount of brain damage without my knowing it

>>9247899
You manage to keep down a job while dealing with the gnomes?

Very impressive.

>>9248122
Try selling booze? Make booze supplemented in B vitamins and other nutriments an alkie needs, that's a seller.

>>9248016
getting thirsty is good for you

and dat pic is quite artsy

>>9247968
I'll keep an eye out for it I've never seen it before. I take it you're in the UK?

>>9248143
I'd be too scared. Selling illegal liquor is no joke.

Not trying to go out like old Popcorn desu.

>>9247970
What kind of music?

>>9248153
I meant as a job, or side job, if you want to keep your hobby. But it's probably better to sell the still and start a stamp collection if you can't trust yourself around liquor.

>quit drinking cold turkey 7 weeks ago
>worst symptoms were bad stomach cramps and headaches the first few days
>cravings have really gone down lately
>went out with friends on Friday and had two beers
>didn't feel the need to have more then and haven't felt the need to drink since then

is this what being normal is like?

>>9247998
I get smashed and end up listening to folk punk and depressing shit

>>9248171
I think you're right.

Starting a business wouldn't be for me, I'm pretty much a hermit and I don't handle being around people well, so I don't see myself becoming the next Tito.

>>9248177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0
like this?

>>9248143
I've considered this. Fuck knows why booze doesn't have B1 added at the very least. Especially the shit which is almost exclusively drunk by alchies; the string ciders and lagers, and the cheap vodkas etc. I'd do it but the corporate cunts make it impossible. To have a distillery at home for personal use, I need licenses, insurance, an approved property in which to use it, and to not only report every drop I produce, but to take it to be inspected and approved. To distill my first pint of vodka would cost around £45,000. To sell it? Impossible. You need to be a millionaire and be will to fight those who currently own the market, just to be legal. I HATE the UK sometimes.
>>9248147
Yus

>>9248153
>popcorn
Just in case anyone is yet to watch this, it's great. I'd have loved to be a moonshiner during prohibition. here 'tis...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LlpeA-2luBw

>>9248210
Omg yes that's my favourite band and favourite song by them wtf

>>9248225
Really hits home doesn't it?

I tend to get into Johnny Hobo rabbit holes on youtube when I'm drinking and came across it that way.

>>9248224
Yes, essential a/ck/ kino. A bit romantic though, makes me want to sip a jug and have fun.

>>9248237
https://youtu.be/kaDMYqUbOPU

This is what got me into it. The lyrics are real as fuck

>>9248177
I get rekt and imagine what it'd be like to live in Sarah Blackwood's shorts. She's a recovering al/ck/, now a millionaire singer. Love this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq8Kq7a2JBM

>>9248263
>"she"
I'm not so sure.

>>9248273
Welp, she managed to queef this spawn, so I'm convinced.
I do have unusual taste in grils, I know it. I think she's a 10, most say like a 6.

>>9248263
>>9248282
Looks a lot like....

>>9248261
Fuck, that's the one for me as well, anon. Getting kind of teary hearing just the intro, spent a lot of time on the floor with this music.

Are you into Carnford Nix as well? Speaking about real as fuck lyrics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOZUnKgRzH0

>>9248263
>>9248282
That's a dude

>>9247851
How much did you pay? I wanna learn shit about autos but my booze habit is keeping funds low atm.

>>9248290
Dudes cannot into babby

>>9248302
>breeding as an al/ck

Scary as fuck, what if you relapse and ruin the kid's life?

>>9248290
you can tell by how disturbed the chink baby looks in the photo

>>9248302
see >>9248285

You fugged a literal trap

>>9248307
Nah she's gone all Russell Brand and doesn't touch anything any more. I probably could too if like them I became insanely rich.

>>9248285
I don't know if it's a cosplay or something. See kid's hat.
>>9248282
Is there something wrong with the kid's mouth?

>>9248302
>Sleeping Beauty
>Not just a fairytale
It's also a porn book by Anne Rice.

>>9248286
It's spot on mate just listened to that one song will definitely be checking out his other songs

>>9248302
That man-jaw says otherwise.

Also, for your consideration:
>cnn dot com slash 2017/07/31/health/trans-man-pregnancy-dad-trnd/index.html

>>9248313
Russell Brand has his heart in the right place but something about his positivity triggers me.

I don't think he fully buys it himself, he seems like the kind of lad that is potentially 24 hours away from being completely back in the game.

I get this eery feeling a lot from sober people. It seems like their success is built upon some sort of lie they can't acknowledge, like they're conning themselves.

>>9248320
I've met the dude at the trew era cafe, he's really nice to al/ck/s, because yeah, you can sort of tell that he's on edge and gagging to relapse. He even said that he needs alchies like us to remind him why he got sober, cheeky git.
It'd make a great spot for a uk al/ck/ meet up one day.

>>9248317
He has a bunch of good ones.

Poor cunt didn't make it though, OD'd in '02.

>>9248318
>trans
>man
>girl who drew on a beard
Nah.

>>9247899
90 in 22 is doable gnomebro. Hitch and "borrow" what's avalible, slow down for a day or two when you can, and drop off Mr booze on the way home. You aren't crazy man just going sideways.

We gnomes are just here to watch out for you man, nothing but love.

>fuck goblins though.

>>9248327
I saw a documentary he made, his face when he saw someone smoking heroin was hard to look at. You could feel the hunger. Hope he makes it though, having a kid and all.

I thought he was arrogant at first but if you pay attention you realise he's just trying to fake it till he makes it to himself, like's he's trying to bluff his way into confidence and feeling well. Poor cunt is just doing the best he can.

>>9248329
R.I.P

>start feeling pretty good and optimistic about life
>remember I just drank a glass of vodka 5min ago

>>9248224
Wait, shit, wrong link, here's a much better quality vid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=glQjCKAI4gA

>>9248364
He's supposedly clean in this series of videos but it seems to me like he's almost nodding off sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHRcYIvHogk

Seems like a great guy though.

>>9248374
Kek this happens to me all the time

>>9248385
He's definitely on heroin or some kind of downer on that video.

If you watch Brandon Novak when he was using he acted the exact same way.

>>9248385
never heard of this guy, just listened to cigarettes and heroin, love the dark sense of humor

then suicide or alcohol, haha yeah......

>>9248364
Also check this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hImO8kVMqTQ

Feels galore.

>when the vodka goes down the wrong pipe and your respiratory system explodes, spraying flammable liquids all over your face, out your nose, in your eyes

>>9247841
Today was a struggle. I drank heavily Friday night, woke up and worked my ass off all day Saturday, then went out and drank heavily again that night as a celebration for my birthday, drank all day Sunday, literally from the time I woke up until late that night during which I finished almost an entire bottle of gin. Had taken Monday off in advance, so I finished the last bit of gin, then passed out for a few hours, ate some food, threw it up, ate more food, didn't drink more until like 10 last night during which I had four white claws. Woke up this morning going through some withdrawals...nothing too crazy, just foggy and weak and tired. Had to sit at the doctor's office for a couple hours waiting on some results that came back well....drank two white claws on the way to work, took an hour lunch and had two more, now at home smoking weed and finally feeling a little better. Gotta take a break after today, already got rid of all the liquor in the house.

>>9248438
>when you try to drink without getting up and you pour voddy down your eyehole

>>9247841
Only had 8 Bud Lights last night. Hoping to keep it there tonight too.

Didn't pound beers at lunch or the ride home either, so it's already a win.

>>9247970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfpq3XIRko

Shameless plug for my drunken banjo playing

i got girl feels and i feel like a huge faggot so instead of acknowledging them or communicating with her im getting drunk alone on 4chan

>>9248456
You sound like a top tier drinking buddy. I used to play the harmonica and sing improvised songs of sorrow when drunk with my guitar playing buddy.

>>9248462
Tell us lad. New girl or old?

A lot of drunks tend to keep trying to bother girls from the past, me included.

>>9248433
LOL the shit he says at the start about his mam. Mine wanted to go to the meeting to go to detox or some shit and sit in with me. The doctor started asking loads of personal questions that she definitely didn't want to hear

>>9248076
Liv.52 is dirty cheap on ebay and no excuse for anyone here to not be on.

t. former 'roid user and decade+ alky.

>>9247841
Up until two months ago I was a functioning alcoholic, meaning I would drink myself to sleep every night.

Then I met the most incredible woman and facing her in the morning with a hangover just became too much trouble. So, I've been sober for two months and I've never felt better. I've dropped 10 lbs, and my dick gets hard again.

Not saying I will never drink again, but damn! Love does some funny things to you...

>>9248473
>tfw your mum thought she was going to have a normal happy child
>ended up someone who drinks poison until he pukes instead

Always feel conflicted between blaming her for being naive or pitying her for walking into a trap.

>>9248456
I've seen a handful of those memes before, but that last one hurt.

>>9248469
old, from 4 or 5 years ago. i moved to a new city about a year ago and she happens to be here too.
id pretty much forgotten about her but its like right where we left off but now she has a boyfriend and lately shes coming up with excuses not to see me anymore, which i understand but goddamn i still want to and she does too even though she wont admit it
theres alot of backstory but thats about the gist of it

>>9248022
I partially blame my teenage obsession with Tom Waits, Charles Bukowski and Jack Kerouak for my alcoholism

>>9248480
That's fucking great, man. I'm worried that you will depend on her for keeping straight though and that you might relapse if your relationship goes south.

You need to realise and want to be sober for yourself. Sounds corny but it's true, if you're not doing it for yourself you're in trouble.

>Matthew 7:24-27King James Version (KJV)

>24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

>25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.

>26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:

>27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

>>9248512
You might literally be me. I went for the same romanticising shit with those exact guys.

I bet you liked Jim Morrison as well.

>>9248480
Have fun going back to your old ways when it all comes tumbling down. Love ... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, you fucking fool!

>>9248510
oh boy I started talking to my ex that way recently again too.

hard to stop yourself while still knowing there's nothing good ahead.

typical drunk cunt shit.

>>9248335
I'm just saying, life, uh, finds a way (even if it's through unnatural lab-grown means)

>If I'm getting drunk, I'm getting drunk for the week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NfS4JmOneA

>>9248523
>Jim Morrison

not really desu, he was a bit too "hippy" for me, I dunno.

when I was a little baby alchy at 19/20 I was obsessed with 'gypsy punk' and eastern european music, i loved Gogol Bordello so much, saw them twice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQDAWJaN34

it's pretty cringy now but I ate it up

Eh. Not TOO bad I guess. Almost a week and a half sober and I still have two weeks of break left before I go back to community college so I've been pretty bored
Been filling my time with working out, making awesome food and watching anime. Which btw if you have any recommendations I'd love to check them out, the last 3 I watched were K-on, Konosuba, and Gab Dropout, enjoyed all 3. You can probably see my tastes from those three
Gonna check out this dragon maid one everyone seems to talk about. Looked up a couple clips online and it seems funny and cute

>>9248563
I read Jimbo's bio, he was a full blown stumble drunk fall down alcoholic. Didn't change his clothes for weeks, had gin and egg drinks for breakfast, pissed all over himself, drove cars into trees and ditches. They employed people just to keep him out of trouble while he was running around guzzling liquor.

>WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I GOT MYSELF A BEER
>THE FUTURE IS UNCERTAIN AND THE END IS ALWAYS NEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pEMd1SdkAE

Truly /ourguy/.

>>9248347
Wut goblins?

Need to go home but chuggin mouthwash in the dark instead.

>>9248602
what's the abv on that shit?

>>9247899
>no gasoline in my car.
just fill the tank, then say you forgot your wallet when it's time to pay. what are they gonna do, make you siphon it back out? i've done it a dozen times, they just took a photo of my license and i left, promising to pay them by post. and who knows, maybe one day i will.

>>9248611
26.5%

I love you al/ck/.

You help me not kill myself.

Stay blessed.

>>9248671
dont kill yourself you dumb faggot

>>9248691
words to live by

im on my last beer of a 7% 6 pack and its 6:25pm. i want to go get more beer but i know it would make me a very naughty boy if i did it. what do you homos think?

>>9248735
That you should stop calling us homos, and that if it's only 6.30 and you're almost out, you'll surely be exploding with WD by the time you can get more, if you don't get some now.

>>9248632
in what fucking country do you pump before you pay

>>9248749
1990s USA

>>9248749
The Midwest

>>9248602
Resorted to that once when my dad proper kidnapped my ass. He and his friends basically went all The Cleaner on me, yanking me from my place and forcing me to dry out. Unfortunately my dad knew fuck all about withdrawals and wouldn't listen. No taper, no phone to call anyone to come get me, nothing. Soon as I could get to that liter of antiseptic without anyone noticing I was on it.

>>9248758
am from the Midwest

can confirm this is false, we have to pay before we pump

>>9248783
Maybe in the inner city, but most suburban and rural gas stations let you pay after if you are paying cash.
I typically pay with a card so I do it at the pump but back when I was in high school in the burbs before getting a credit card and that 2% cash back I would do it all the time. It was super fucking annoying back then when I was in a shit area and had to pay a specific cash amount beforehand rather than just filling up

It seems to have become a little less common in the last 5 years or so though, but its still rather common in nice places

>>9248084
ain't nothin you can do besides nut up right now and think of things differently

it's gonna be tough but you can do it

if you want i'm here to talk, just got out of the military and going thru the same shit lad

>>9248749
UK

>>9248790
yeah i live in a town with a population of 9000 and have to pay before hand.

Would be pretty nice to pump then pay but times are-a changing.

I had two beers today. Before that I hadn't had any booze since Thursday. Boring but whatever.

Right, fuck it then. I give up. Almost no sleep for 9 nights, absolutely deathly tired, now 3am, but wide awake and just tossing and turning. Forget it. I'm getting up, having two strong as fuck coffees and cooking an entire joint of roast pork with veg. I'm clearly NEVER going to sleep again, so I'm going on sleep strike. I refuse to let myself sleep, as a punishment to myself for not being able to sleep. Fuck you, me. Lets get the day started.

>>9247953
Rough. I know that in Indiana for a long time you didn't need anything to ride a moped 50cc and under but a couple years ago they made people start plating them and getting a motorcycle certification. You can still drive it with no license but you have to have a gov't issued ID that says you have at least a Motor Driven Cycle Class B certification. No special insurance though which is a big plus for people who get screwed.

>>9248819
Yeah, you show him who's boss.

One of the only things that keeps me from drinking is my love of driving.

Speaking of drinking, does anyone here have that infographic for making the five gallons of hard cider?

bump for >>9248874

>>9248819
Lol

struck?

Anyone out there know what I'm talking about? It makes something like 5 gallons of cider/wine?

>>9248843
hello fellow Hoosier where are you from? 219 here, please end my miserable life

>>9249066
Well I just moved back to Indiana but I'm literally a block from the IL border. With the 219 that's a big area though. How far from the border are you?

I found the image I was looking for but here is a link to the homebrewing /ck/ stuff.

>>/ck/thread/4689662

>>9249170
Yeah making booze is easy. In prison, guys put ketchup, fruit juice and bread into a bag, pissed on it for a month to keep it warm, then choked it down for a buzz.

Essential stage 2 for your image (start at 14:55)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SfOL60CsF9U
Stick the cider into a pressure cooker, run a copper pipe from the top of the cooker into, and then out of, a bucket of cold water, turn cider slop into something worth drinking.
Look into methanol disposal first (easy). Other than that, job done.

My old man just got diagnosed with CJD today, don't know how I'm going to go to work sober tomorrow...

>>9249077
I border Lansing... munster?

>>9249218
to clarify I can walk for 4 minutes and be in illinois

3rd day sober friends. My sister is going to be staying with me so I wanted to have a level head for the week that she is here. After 10 days who knows maybe I'll feel better by then

>>9249218
For sure. I'm not in Munster but if you toss out an email I'll shoot you something.

>>9249221
I can literally walk to the end of my block and I'm in Illinois, not even four minutes. But you're by the Strack's.

>>9249265
I'm relatively near the stracks but do you know where the target is(in munster)? I'm around there. junk email is comradewalii@gmail.com, shoot me an email broski

Motorcycle crasher here.

Still very sore.

Drinking beer, vodka, gin/tonics in Gatorade bottles (with a little ledr over Gatorade) , and Gatorade

Right arm hurts like hell.


Chilling in my basement and watching feels videos, vaping co2 oil, and buying shit i don't need online. Money womt make you happy folks

>>9249272
Shot you an email from vegetables. Good night.
>>9249332
Crashed my bike a couple years ago, broke my nose, cheek bone, jaw, ankle, leg, roadrash all over my face and back. Glad to hear you are semi okay.

Good night everyone

>>9249332
>money won't make you happy
might buy you a yacht to suffer in though.

>>9249343
I already have a house to suffer in. I don't need more suffering by buying a boat

>>9249348
A teen blonde to complain to while she sucks you off, then.
Of course money makes you at the very least happier, even if not quite happy.

>>9249356
I hire hookers from time to time. But it's not the same as real love and happiness man

I guess money makes life a bit more tolerable, But not happy.

3-5 shots a day. How bad is that?

>>9249428

soccer mom-tier drinking

unlikely to lead to any real health issues, withdrawal would amount to a few nights of minor trouble sleeping

>>9249452
Cool thanks anon. I just like to relax and wind down.

>>9248776
That's fucking illegal man, they could seriously go to jail for that shit

>>9247970
if you wanna come in now, come and chill in
plug dj / alck

>>9248588
The goblins outside...

>>9249499
Yeah, but it was my dad, and he was doing it with good intent. Now that show on the other hand... that would get the Cleaner guy put in prison no doubt.

what is worse >dude weed lmao or being an alcoholic

>>9249685
Obviously alcoholism.

>>9247989
Am I the only person that finds gnome squirrel dude totally unhinged? And not your typical alc unhinged.

The dude had shietel heads in his windows for Christ sakes. I hope the gnomes get him and the animals he's entrapped are freed.

https:// plug . dj / alck

come chill

>>9249766
plug . dj / alck

come in boys.

>>9248002
Totally feel you. Kindling isn't a fucking joke, nor are the WD's. God speed anon, let's keep our eyes on the prize.

I was sober for a few days but broke down and got a couple bottles of vodka tonight I can't fucking stand how weak I am.

>>9249791
come chill with me bud, we can talk about it.

plug . dj / alck

>drink after 3 months
>feel fucking awful
Throwing the bottle out, tomorrow. What a mistake. Stomach hurts, head hurts... 2nd time I've tried getting back to drinking, and the second time I've been incapacitated... and not in a good "drunk" way. I feel sick after 4 drinks.

>>9249804
Not gonna come in but I remember enjoying this shit when I was trying to taper. He's a cool guy I guess and has experience...will talk to you about your problems.

>>9249825
come in boys.

I can feel my liver/pancreas dying on me. Already had pancreatitis once. I cut way down on my drinking after that happened but I still drink here and there and when I do I drink fucking hard. I need to quit completely but fuck I like being drunk too god damn much

Slamming a couple of crappy ice beers since I got nothing going on right now. After having a few presentations for classes messed up due to hangovers, I try not to get shitfaced if I know I have something the next day. Also, trying not to drink hard liquor every single day. Feeling better physically, but it's hard to fall asleep. I need to get this shit on lockdown while I'm still in my early 20s and my body can handle it.

>>9248038
>12 stepper detected
Don't let AA fool you into believing they know everything or that they have some high "success rate."

>>9248002
Bro. Don't let that keep happening like I did. I'm kindled to the point where just one evening of comfy buzz puts me in adept-level WD. Two days in a row gave me a seizure. So not even one beer for me, or I'm fucking toast.

>>9248611
49% on mine (has to be diluted before use)

>>9248749
France.

>>9248819
Alternatively, you could google "sleep hygiene" and follow instructions, as lame as they sound.
Or do heroin, it has immediate reward, you impatient ass.

>>9249428
Main problem is that your tolerance is increasing, you'll soon drink 4-6 shots a day, then 5-7, and a bit later a gallon of vodka just to keep withdrawals low enough to live.
You either have to take care about maintaining consumption, or stop before you get physical withdrawals.

>>9249804
You posted that link twice in less than 10 minutes, 2 posts away.
People read threads, they don't limit themselves to the last post. No need to push it that hard.
(Plus you're not even online, I'm the only one in the room atm.)

>>9250006
>Idiot who went to a shit AA meeting detected
AA don't have exclusive copyrights on the fact that some people can't moderate. I dislike AA too, but that doesn't mean they are wrong about everything they say, or that kindling doesn't exist.
At this point, you're as much of a cunt as they are.

How can I make vodka not taste like shit? Someone gave me a bottle as a present which was nice, but it tastes awful. I normally drink gin and tonic, used the same measures for vodka. Am I fucking up somewhere? Do I freeze it?

>>9250158
Freezer's not a bad idea, vodka's better as cold as you can get it. What brand is it? A lotta the flavor and smoothness depends on how many times it's filtered.

>>9250158
Mix with juice instead of tonic.

>>9249804
Yeah I ain't logging into no place with my email

>>9250158
Stop drinking shit vodka, good vodka tastes good even when it's warm

>>9250189
Use a fake email, there isn't confirmation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CvctY6trzE

>>9250172
>>9250186
>>9250192
Its the basic absolut vodka with the blue writing, supposedly decent but I don't know a damn thing about it. I'll chuck it in the freezer and see if that makes a difference, any juice recommendations? I don't like sweet stuff so that might be an issue. Cheers

>>9250216
Orange juice, one without added sugar/sweeteners.

>>9250218
It's already filled with free sugars because you break down the cells when you make juice.
Don't think juice, put anything but juice or soda in it

>>9248512
>>9248523
kek, same thing all over the world it seems

add Hunter Thompson to that list as well

>>9248587
we /allabunchofslaves/ now

>>9249921
>>9249973
Try Kratom for some nights when you need to get an altered mental state but dont want the problems associated with alcohol. It has alkaloids that bind to opiate receptors. Makes you feel good. And its legal in most US states. Not sure about overseas. It's just something to add to your arsenal of not being an every-day drunk.

I just turned 21 few weeks ago and have only drank Mike's hard lemonade. Is there some hard alcohol that tastes good? Or should I just go to a club and order a fruity drink? I'm new to this..

When tapering, does it matter if you drink the entire drink at once, or spread it around the day evenly?

>>9250336
You should kill yourself rn. Its much faster than drinking

I hate whoever told me to mix water with gin. I can't touch it anymore without gagging. Thinking bout the water

>>9250336
>Or should I just go to a club and order a fruity drink? I'm new to this..

What made you think going to a club to get alcohol is in any way a good idea?

>>9249235
You will, keep at it

>>9250358
Spread it out. You're trying to make your body adjust to having less alcohol in the blood stream. Binging in any way is not going to help with that, it's just dumb.

>Another night of repeated sleep paralysis and little to no actual sleep, broken only by me having to be at work in an hour

Fuck me
I should buy a vape and just switch to weed instead

>>9248211
Could you imagine the political opposition?
>Promoting alcoholism by not just letting people die of liver failure like normal
you monster

>>9248874
No, but this should be as good if not better. It's an award winning recipe. Brown sugar can be substituted, but try it with dextrose.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=14860

>>9249783
Thanks senpai.

>>9250017
Jesus that sounds scary. That's pretty motivational desu.

I just had one beer and a shot today. Going to try to have a gentle taper and then quit again.

>>9248320
I think the con is knowing that the true conquering of alcoholism is being able to drink responsibly, not just abstaining for fear of relapse. That said, if that's all he can manage that's all he should aspire to, what matters is health not the ability to drink

how much should one be drinking to be considered an alcoholic?

>>9250455
It's about dependence, not quantity.

Anyone want to hop in the al/ck/ plug dj room with me. Just sussed it but no one's there :(

>>9250457
>not posting a link

>>9248749
Australia

>>9250460
plug.dj/alck

haven't been able to eat in 2 days, shitting out black tar

the al/ck/ life is a hard life

Am I at kindling stage if after two or so days of drinking I get sleep paralysis often and my blood starts to feel "dirty"

Ugh I thought I was getting this shit under control because I haven't gotten sloppy drunk around others ever since potentially ruining two friendships but I just can't stop drinking alone for some reason

>>9250477
>shitting out black tar
Sort of like coffee granules?

If so that is very, very bad. Get to the hospital now.

>>9249381
I guarantee you I would be happy never worrying about being evicted because I couldn't afford rent. I swear people like you are the worst. You make problems for yourself despite having so much opportunity to do anything you want. If I had money I wouldn't need to work 10 hours a day at a factory destroying my joints and back for $10 an hour. I wouldn't have sleep for dinner every night because I can't afford bills and food. Quit complaining or just kill yourself already you pussy

>>9250477
You've got internal bleeding, friendo. Get to the hospital or you're going to die.

>>9247841
Had myself a bottle of very good gin yesterday. Pretty bad hangover but am glad I managed to stop at one bottle. Will never give up on trying to become permanently sober. Was my first alcohol in months. Wish you all success in this battle.

Never fall in love. It is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. After all these years it's no better. I'm taking this feeling to my grave.

>>9250570
If its anything like I had, Im sure it looks like dark brown melted silly putty. Not blood

>>9250068
>heroin
Over-rated and dude, I need sleep. 1 rock of crack and within an hour I can sleep. 1 wrap of smack and I'm awake for 14 hours. I'll look into the lame google thing though.
Fuck me im tired. I feel sick.

>>9250615
Never done either of those drugs but isn't it supposed to be, like, the other way around?

it's a strange, comforting kind of bad feeling that I can relate to so many posts here

So while we're on the topic of shit, I like to drink lots of red wine, after a few bottles, the next day my shit has a nice rich green colour, happen to anyone else?

>>9250624
Crack lifts you up high for a few mins then you crash hard and pass out. It's rarely understood apparently, that it is fucking near impossible to sleep when high on smack

>>9247930
Nah man, color coordination is where it's at. And mods are easy, an air/fuel tuneup is around 100 bucks and it'll boost performance pretty well. It looks good, and if you feel good then that's what matters.

>>9250373
oh shit

>went to sleep at 2am drunk
>woke up at 7am still drunk
>continued to drink like I didn't even go to sleep


anyone else do this?

It's not that I WANT to, I just can't fucking sleep unless I take a couple ml of GBL or 3-5mg of xanax.

>>9250806
Well, I mean, if I'm awake I'm drinking, pretty much as simple as that. I only ever sleep for around 6hrs before WD wakes me and I have to drink more to get a couple of extra hours...

>>9250903
How much more do you have to drink to get back to sleep?

If I have a drink when I wake up I can't go back to sleep until I'm hammered again, 2-7 drinks won't put me back to sleep.

>>9250904
4-5 shots normally relaxes me enough to drift off again. Often I'll take a couple of diazepam as well and yeah, sometimes I'll be stressed so I'll need to get blackout fucked again to lose consciousness

>>9250914
Sucks huh?


What do you drink m8

I prefer vodka

>>9250922
Fucking captcha raped my reply. To;dr I said: yeah, turns out that having poison flowing through your veins 24/7/365 does kinda rain hellfire down on just about every once-good thing in your life. It does suck a tad.
I drink vodka too, almost exclusively. If I'm broke I'll resort to cheap, shitty cider which barely stops WD, let alone get me anywhere near drunk.
My finances are in ruin thanks to booze. Out of desperation I just bought 4 x 5 gallon brewers buckets on eBay so I've always got a backup

>>9250398
A of countries have that stupid law where you can't claim a healthier alternative, or version
Like cigarettes that won't give you cancer, if you tried to sell some you couldn't advertise as healthier.
Same for alc with B1 added
No clue how it different from state to state in america though

>>9250958
I don't know why people ever drink cheap beer or cider to get drunk, Dollar for dollar even cheap vodka gets you more drinks/drunk.

I buy popov, It's 15 USD a handle (half gallon) where I live.

I drink it in shots chilled or mix it with ice and drink it neet.

Not bad for shitty bottom shelf vodka, Way better then mohawk or burnettes.


I always keep a minimum of 2 handles stored away in case of a major power outage or some natural distaste where I can't get to the liquor store or It's closed

>>9251073
Beer tastes better and people without too big of a tolerance can get easily drunk from beer

>>9251073
>popov
Can't find it online, guess it's not easy to get in the uk.
Cheap vodka wrecks my shit anyway. The taste of potato becomes overwhelming after a while and the smell alone makes me hurl. I'm paying £15ish for 70cl of Smirnoff

SMIRNOFF 750'S ON SALE FOR 8.88 AT SAFEWAY STILL BUYING

>withdrawal is gunna be a fucking shitstorm

-gin blossoms songs in the motherboard guy

>>9251174
It's like wine until they graduate to vodka due to al/ck/ status

>>9251240
>>withdrawal is gunna be a fucking shitstorm

Stop getting withdrawals
What's wrong with all you people

>>9250806
Lots of people do that. Days in a row in fact. Its not really sleeping, though. You wake up tired. Didn't get rest.

>>9251398
idk probably drinking for consecutive days without actually giving the body any time to sober out even for an hour.

Withdrawl shakes fucking suck, sitting under a blanket shiver in 90 degree summer heat trying to drink water but gettin naseaus and shitting here shitposting at a bunch of other fucking degenerates.

>>9248299
I paid 200 bucks for it, and with another 60-70 it will be running. The carb is leaking and needs a replacement, and the air filter is a giant turd right now. But check Craigslist, they have good suprises a lot of the time but be careful

>>9251174
There is no potatoes in nearly 90% of popular brands of vodka, its all grain.

>>9251432
>Withdrawl shakes fucking suck

Yeah giving yourself brain damage I figure would suck even more

>>9251448
I can't remember which it is, but there's one revolting cheap one which tastes and smells exactly like potatoes. After a few days it's unbearable

>>9248480
>my dick gets hard again

Fucking shit on a stick, its embarrassing but this is one of the biggest cons of heavy drinking. I've lost faith in women in my state, and the ones I should be going for wont fuck with me if I'm being a damn manchild. So I'm going to be a wizard as much as I can help it, make myself a better candidate for 8-9/10s and find a lady that's worth a shit and truly makes me happy.

I'm really happy for you though, Anon, I hope you two have a beautiful ride. A good woman can make you

>>9251458
Why are you even here if you're not a fucking alcoholic.

>>9251470
I am, doesn't mean you got to be stupid about it, going through kindling multiple times a month

>>9251474
>kindling?

How's that phoneposting going for you?

Anyway no one plans on getting withdrawls, or puking blood, or pissing the bed 5 times a month, or waking up with a busted hand and not remember what you destroyed last night.

There is no being smart about being a drunk, if you really get to as bad as it can get.

>trying to cut down
>want to watch Mad Men (got 5 seasons in and realized I was half-assed watching and didn't know shit about anything going on)
>it triggers the fuck out of me to want to drink
>i need a form of escapism from modern society, can't watch shows about anything modern or with cell phones/internet/etc
wat do

It' hell

>>9251481
Not phoneposting, and you really need to look up on kindling and it's effects, so does everyone here

>>9250398
Yurop wants to ban products advertising as "healthy" when they are not healthy (scamming innocents is illegal, somehow), for example yogurts with added omega3 can't claim they'll cure cancer, only that it has added omega3.
Booze with vitamins couldn't be advertised in a way that would let people think "it's safe now, this product can't kill my digestive system even if I abuse it" if it only kills it slightly slower.
(Don't forget that people are fucking stupid.)

>>9250615
I thought it was the opposite too.
Time to install f.lux and drink chamomile tea...

>>9250636
>my shit has a nice rich green colour
>nice
You have other problems than digestive ones.

>>9250965
A magical cigarette could not give cancer, but still give all the other nasty deadly shit. Implying they are healthy(er) would be worse as people could think it's OK to smoke. (Again, people are stupid.)
>Waa people should be free to endanger themselves and others.
In Murica maybe, in Yurop they deserves to be somewhat protected from lies, including borderline lies (like "healthier" instead of "healthy".)

>>9251464
>A good woman can make you
Happy? Miserable? Hard? A baby?

>>9251474
You're confusing withdrawals and kindling. Read wikipedia.

>>9251502
>Watch Burn Notice
>Extremely strong impulse to crack open a beer any time Sam does and he does it multiple times an episode

>>9251523
Going through withdrawals is what kindles you

>>9251528
>Going through withdrawals is what kindles you
Yes, and going through kindling isn't grammatically correct.
>>9251474

>>9251539
Well forgive me I'm not sober right now

>>9251502
>favourite show mad men
>fave book under the volcano

overarching themes of severe alcoholism & a side helping of pretentiousness in my media

>start drinking at one
>proud of myself for not drinking before noon
wew lad

Coming off what seems like a 5 week long coke binge, with opiates, benzos, amphetamines, muscle relaxants, and good 'ol booze mixed in there. I seem to be in the depressed, anxious, lethargic, having green-bile diarrhea every hour phase. It's about two in the afternoon, so time to have another beer.

That'll be beer number 4 of the day, where my usual is about 15 light beers a day. The 'lism becomes a lot more manageable by taking the hard stuff out of the equation, as well as full flavored beers. Just that smaller amount of alcohol to water ratio in light beer has me waking up a little bit more clearheaded.


Obviously, I can't keep doing this to myself. But come Friday, I guess we'll start the whole cycle again for at least the drinking part of my drug use.

shifting & throwing up blood

I'm only 22 christ I doubt I'll make it to 23

is a litre of gin a day for the past 5ish yrs enough to kill me even if I taper off?

>>9251784
Everyone is different so nobody knows what will happen to you. Bleeding from every orifice, rather universally tends not to be a sign of tip top general health however.

>>9251784
and I thought shitting blood and laying in the floor for a week burning up was bad

What do you guys do about anger and irritability when sober? I get so angry sometimes my hands shake, also my heart ends up racing which sometimes results in a panic attack.

I used to never get mad like this and I still usually don't, but at this point it's made me somewhat afraid to engage people (and my job requires a lot of socialization, and most of the time it's with people I'm the superior of).

I was thinking of trying kava (some dude in Hawaii sells a candy that has a small amount of kava extract plus lemon balm and chamomile), but I want to wait until I'm 4 weeks sober before I take anything like that.

>>9251913
>What do you guys do about anger and irritability when sober?
EAT!!! Canned sardines with crackers are great for this.

>>9251913
Have you tried tapering or did you go AA cold turkey?

Also, try tea.

>>9251922
I tapered over a month and am about 3.5 weeks sober now from clonazepam.

I was benzo dependent not an al/ck/ (only mentioning due to the length of the taper)

>>9251918
>>9251922
I guess I'll try those. It's currently >100 daily until Friday (and I have no AC) so I'm practically just living in my office and going home at 2 am every day so I don't have as much access to food or tea.

>>9251502
That reminds me of the time I tried to cut back on drinking, and then the next day I decided to marathon season 3 of Bojack Horseman.

>>9250546
Please someone answer me so I know how far gone I am

>Leg hurts like a shit ton and has been for a few days
>Foot is on fire
>Can't tell if I have a fever because it's humid as shit and I'm sweaty as shit

>>9251932
Just get sugar in you. Mix honey with some gatorade, and continue to taper and you should be okay.

>>9250546
this kindling bullshit has got to stop. it's not that common.

>>9251784
I know what you are going through, have been drinking much longer than you though. Whenever I am off the wagon, I end up in either the ER or locked up in the psychiatry. Almost died in Thailand. Wont tell you to quit drinking because I know you have your reasons - and you already know where this is going to end. In my age, the hangovers become insufferable. When I am sober, the depressions become overwhelming and I lose all vitality. Will never give up though and am currently doing a little better. Got some dreams and plans that keep my mind busy. Hope you find a way out of your destructive spiral Anon - it will only get worse, much worse.

>>9250546
>Am I at kindling stage if after two or so days of drinking I get sleep paralysis often and my blood starts to feel "dirty"
What the fuck are you even talking about? That little drinking; obviously no. Moreover, you would have to have some Michael J Fox levels of shaking before your taper would chew your brain to swiss cheese.

I want to be rich. Solely so I can escape entirely from society, lock myself in a room and NEVER be sober. Just drink myself to death, watching YouTube, posting on al/ck/ and... yeah actually that's all. That's legit my dream life.
How can I do this on a budget? Perhaps a tent in the woods, near to a stream, with something growing nearby which will ferment, a still and 1,000 tins of food. Only problem is electricity for my phone. Was thinking solar panels and hand-wound dynamo chargers. Anyone else put any thought into anything similar?

>>9251986
Dude, every time I go through withdrawal it's a lot worse than the time before.

>>9251980
Thanks. I'll do that.

What are some good al/ck/ documentaries? I want to scare myself into staying sober.

>>9252014
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tW6N5PssPGw

>>9252014
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lwv7Utcf-gM

>>9252014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7jk4HjjbXo

>>9252027
>>9252036
>>9252051
Thanks, guys.

>>9251993
glad to hear you're doing better

I have nothing - no dreams, no plans. I never made any because I thought I'd be dead by this point, and that's still an ongoing thought in the back of my mind; a kind of inevitability

ironic too as I objectively have a nice life and opportunities, yet I do nothing. Wish I could give it to someone else

just seem to be in a limbo really. The last time I tried to kill myself I still flossed in the morning

standard, man. i call this cultural pastime.

>>9252014

http://yify.bz/watch-louis-theroux-drinking-to-oblivion-online-free-yify/

i know louis theroux is a bit of a meme but it's a very good doc

>>9252091
you and your mates all look like wee fannies

>>9252091
Millenials will be the worst al/ck/s in the future. >>>/mlp/ with the rest of your ilk please.

>>9252112
Have no any idea how does wee fanny look like

>>9252101
>a person can be an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
Retard.

>>9252146
I don't really speak bong but I think he just called you and your friends little pussies.

>>9252154
The one on the middle stabbed a man in a hassle.

>>9252154
Who doesn't love a wee fanny?

>>9252142
each generation thinks like that about new one.

>>9252153

language isn't that rigid my man

>>9252153
Get a sense of humour mate. Try not to have your asshole so wounnd up

>>9252192
True. Very true. I think we forget our degenerate youth and impose a puritain one on future generations.

>>9252197
True after you learn a few different types

>>9251549
Forgiven

>>9248587
He really was an absolute madman.

BUMP LIMIT REACHED

NEW THREAD

>>9252219
>>9252219
>>9252219
>>9252219

>>9248843
Jesus I'm so glad I was able to leave Indiana. If I had to live there the rest of my life I would only see a slow painful death in the future, I hesitate to say outright suicide because I take that subject pretty seriously, but goddamn is that state ever the fucking worst.

>>9251913
Sound like PAWS.
>EDIT : don't do benzo
Meditation, mindfulness, regular physical activity (don't hit the gym hard once a week, better have a good walk every other day), better sleep hygiene, CBD, pot.
Anger management too, I guess.

>>9251959
https://www.amazon.com/REFAGO-Clinical-Thermometer-Underarm-Waterproof/dp/B01F8VCAZS/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1501704031&sr=1-6&keywords=thermometer
>Oral Underarm & Axillary
>Underarm & Axillary
They spelled "anal" wrong.

>>9252000
Checked, buy a still, buy a small house, make sure house is energy efficient, keep little money to pay electricity, interweb access, and yeast.
It takes a long time for alcohol to kill you, and the part when you can't even drink the withdrawals away is hell.

>>9252051
That's the fun part of alcoholism, when you go out and do shit with people and fuck girls.
I couldn't get a sheep if I tried when I was drinking a bottle a day.

>>9252182
You mean he stabbed a man's ass with his dick?
Sorry, it was an easy one.

>>9252192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD0x7ho_IYc

>>9251523
I was implying that she can make you a better person, ultimately help you be your best, but you made me chuckle
Mostly they drain life from you, and the ones I know only like manchildren because their daddy issues are through the roof, and I don't have the patience or ignorance to listen to racist fempunks and Instagram liberals go off about why queer people are magical

testan'

>>9251913
Get some indica and smoke myself retarded

>>9251943
That's how it feels to me and im definately an alckie