/ck/ - Food & Cooking

An Avocado is more filling than a McDouble. Let that sink in.

>>9245288
>Fag food has less calories
w o w

>>9245288
This was a shitty thread.

Let that sink in.

>>9245288
McDonald's isn't making people fat. People have been eating McDonald's for 70 years. It's Starbucks. 1,000 cal frappucinos.

Don't want to be a faggot but that's a false equivalency.

Hope nobody really believes that a cheeseburger that's been factory-assembled, frozen and refried is more healthy than a raw vegetable.

I love fast food and eat all the time. Come on, though.

>>9245288
That's it, I'm switching to McDouble on toast for breakfast in the morning.

>>9245299
Because 70 years ago obesity didn't exists

>>9245324
To be fair, the McDouble has a lot more protein. Avocado is pure fat.

Fats are good but if all you ate all day was 2000 calories of avocados you'd be in worse shape than if you are 2000 calories of McDoubles

Will soneone please for the love of god, let that fucking sink in, its been waiting outside for hours!

>>9245389
animal fat and protein vs plant

>>9245288
Who eats an entire avacado in one sitting?

>>9245484
Half for sandwich half for guac

>>9245288
>>9245294
>>9245299
how many sinks do you fags need?

>>9245288
You don't understand food... let that sink in

>>9245484
if i'm making toast i usually use half an avocado per slice of bread

>>9245288
I think you mean kilocalories

>>9245484
I do. I love eating avocados with a spoon + lemon juice.

>>9245484
sometimes I will eat two avocados in a sitting.

>>9245764
Someone get this madman out of here.

>>9245764
Jesus christ. I'm impressed and also intimidated.

>>9245779
>>9245484
They taste really good. Its like a healthy butter for us coasties

>>9245288
>Let that sink in.
>>9245294
>Let that sink in.
>>9245299
>Let that sink in.
>>9245570
>let that sink in
Why the fuck did you let the sink out in the first place?

>>9245288

avacados are fucking gross but this thread is still pointless.

>>9245764
Plain advacado makes my ears itch but when I gaucify it I am fine. Am I allergic?

>>9245803
>implying butter is unhealthy

>>9245830
Its extremely unhealthy, ketoshill

>>9245848
>Its extremely unhealthy

What are you basing that statement on?

>>9245288
See the problem is avocado isn't good by itself, needs some salt, lemon juice, maybe some pepper. Now if you've gone that far you may as well get some bread or a roll to eat it in but at this point why not add some sliced tomato? But once you've added sliced tomato, just the tomato won't do it needs some extra savoury punch so you add some cheese to it. Now you've got the start of a great avocado meal but you know what goes well with the cheese? Some nice bacon. We can stop here since the focus of the meal is avocado but don't ever post again about avocados compared to mcdoubles while my wifes son is browsing the internet when I'm not supervising him.

>>9245863
>Now if you've gone that far you may as well get some bread or a roll to eat it in

"no"

>>9245863
Cheese and avo is so unnecessary.

Avo, lemon/lime, chilli, pepper and you're good to go. Maybe coriander

>>9245873
Avocado and a couple pinches of feta cheese is fine though.

>>9245288
calories arent a big deal desu

it has more carbs and sodium, thats what you have to watch out for into weight loss and health management

>>9245809
Why is this so fucking true

>>9246044
>this post

>>9246102
Sick bicep

>>9246055
not lemon juice plus putting in your fridge dumb niggers it dries out
t.get em for $1 each and get constant deals
mmmmmm UMA DELICIA

>>9246102
>>9246128
FEROCIOUS HANDJOBS

>>9245432
>fried foods are bad for you
>cooked exclusively in plant fats
>muh trans fats

McDoubles are tasty. Avocados are disgusting meme food.

>>9245809

>>9246182
where do you live where the handling of avocado isn't second hand nature?

>>9246225
Lithuania.

>>9245288
no shit sherlock, everyone knows avocados are fat as fuck (healthy fat though), except dumb people like my sister who thinks anything who's vegetal has zero calories
she had an emotional breakdown when she realized vegetal meat substitutes had cheese and grains who made it 300 cals per 100 grams

>>9245288
but you eat an avocado with crackers or chips
also avocados are pure oil, at least the burger has some protein

>>9245517
You don't understand English? ...let that sink in

>>9246230
Ah makes sense I live where you can literally just grow them for fun. I fucking love the stuff.

>>9245320
starbucks didn't get popular until long after the obesity epidemic was in full swing

I really don't understand this thread.

>>9246259
Yeah, it is not really an option to grow it here. We get this shit imported and you have to fucking wait two weeks for it to get ripe, and then picture related happens and you fucking angry for the whole day. Shit sucks.

>>9246300
That does suck next time you have them lightly coat them in lemon it prevents them from browning also if you use tooth picks and poke them in the seed in the form of a cross and suspend them in water they'll sprout and you can plant them.

>>9245859
It's pure fat

avocados are delicious motherfuckers

>>9245591
>>9245507
Christ I hope you people are being ironic.

>>9245389
w o w

>>9246656
An avocado is just fat too

check mate atheists

>>9246334
>they'll sprout and you can plant them
>in lithuania
vapid avocuck confirmed

>>9245392
Kek

>>9246102
Who is this semen demon

>>9246239
>avocados are pure oil
>pure oil
>nothing but oil
>somebody help my avocado are leaking

There is nothing good about avocados
They taste like shit no matter what you do to them
They ruin every dish they are in

>>9245807

>>9245294
This poster posts the truth!

>>9245288
>>9245294
>>9245299
>>9245517
>>9245807
>>9246247

>>9247881
<- this poster posts posts

>>9245389
Fat is more beneficial and vital than protein.

>>9248168
>Fat is more beneficial and vital than protein.

>>9245288

Yummy avocado has less calories than chemical factory shit sandwich.

Win!

>>9245863

It is absolutely delicious by itself.

I could put the avocado in the mcdouble and get 710 calories

>>9245484
Eating avocadoes as much as i can and do 2/3 in a sitting isnt so great but i know its better than most of my other regular options

>>9248191
It depends on what you're trying to do. From my understanding, fats help with brain growth while protein helps with muscle growth. If you're a child, you should probably eat more fat than protein, if you're an adult you should probably eat more protein than fat. This doesn't count shit fat like potato chips, I'm mainly talking about stuff like meat fat or fat found in vegetables.

>>9245764
Dude seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

Thanks for the containment thread OP. That was some premo bait.

avocados are the gayest food

>>9245517
>>9245299
>>9245807
>>9247964

A calorie is literally just how well a food burns. Like literally burning flames. That is it.

>>9245288
>>9245294
They're roughly the same size.

>>9251823
It's not a size thing. Avocado is richer in fats, while McDouble is richer in carbs.

>>9245324
Uh, they don't assemble at a factory and re-fry them, they are fried 100% beef (a frozen patty) and assembled when ordered by a team of highly trained niggers.

>>9245288
It's call Zabuka, get it right you plebs.

>>9245809
put lemon juice on them

>>9245389
lol what a dumbass

What the fuck is this thread? You guys...honestly don't think calories are the only important nutritional unit...right...?

>>9245863
i find avocado to be just fine with lime juice, garlic, habanero, an salt

>>9248352
>This doesn't count shit fat like potato chips, I'm mainly talking about stuff like meat fat or fat found in vegetables.

>potato chips
>thinly sliced vegetable cooked in vegetable fat

wut?

>>9248405
I'm not a regular on /ck/. Do you always have this much of a problem with shitposting?