/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9239932
Dude that is like the coolest shit ever

>>9239932
Was made for astronauts but it's actually a pretty neat little novelty item. Tastes good and has an interesting consistency.

>>9239932
what? go to the moon? hell yeah we do!

>>9239932
>scissors as a utensil
Do Americans really do this?

>>9239958
Dude that is like the coolest shit ever

>>9239958
I thought crackers were banned in space because the little crumbs fucked up the air filters?

>>9239940
>Was made for astronauts

This is a complete fabrication, this stuff has never gone to space.

Even so I love this shit.

I never understood why Astronauts would need ice cream anyway

Grown men who eat ice cream are creepy

>>9239979
They banned your mom from space because she would redirect our orbit

>>9239979
no thats the uk.

I wonder why Steve1989 hasn't tried space food yet. It looks nice

>>9239998
>They banned your mom from space because she would redirect our orbit
Should have said she couldn't reach escape velocity.

>>9239932
how does it differ in flavor and texture compared to regular ice cream

>>9240005
>no thats the uk.
Crackers are banned in the UK?

Is it because they have sharp corners?

>>9240011
It's the marshmallows you get in Lucky Charm

>>9240011
>how does it differ in flavor and texture compared to regular ice cream

Regular ice cream is cold and creamy.

This is warm and hard.

Like eating a strawberry-flavored piece of chalk

>>9239987
Even if its only once or twice a year? Ice cream is a magical thing that needs to be occasionally revisited. Kinda like psychedelics.

>Eating off of a briefcase instead of a regular table
Really America? Really?

>>9239987
>Grown men who eat ice cream are creepy

Did your uncle who molested you like ice cream? Is that why you think this way?

>>9240015
...actually yeah. Its pretty much that. Mind blown.

In America, ramen comes in bags

>>9240032
Dude that is like the coolest shit ever

>>9240040
>Space Ram

>>9240040
Should it come in boxes?

>>9240032
>Trying to eat
>Some faggot is literally hovering 6 inches above your head reaching over you

that's space ice cream, it's literally made for people in space, we just sell it as a novelty treat man...

>>9240040
>Space Ram

>>9240047
Yes. Actually it should come inside a cup, inside a box, inside another box, inside cellophane. Fuck the environment.

>>9240051
I guess they don't have enough..... space

>>9240007
no, should have said:
>They banned your mom from space because she looked like pic related

>>9240066
>choosing Nissin over Maruchan

get the fuck out of here

>>9240077
>Be one of the most proficient race of hunters in the entire universe.

>Look like a wild boar with its snout blown off

>strawberry cubes
Do Americans really do this?

>>9240040
that looks really nasty... drinking ramen? yeesh space has some strange food packaging

>>9239958
i'm pretty sure that's for cutting the plastic? might be wrong tho.

>>9240088
Oh, cheese sandwiches get a pass but strawberry cubes is where you draw the fuckin' line?

>>9240105
>cheese sandwiches are stranger than strawberry cubes

>>9240109
How many processed cheese food threads do we have here inside of a week compared to processed fruit spread threads?

I find your lack of obsession... disturbing.

>>9240105
cheese sandwich doesn't exist guys

>>9239998
Fucking lel

>>9239932
You can buy this at the Adler Planetarium in Chicago for $12 a pack.

>>9239985
Pretty sure it was though, however it didn't make the cut with NASA or the astronauts for whatever reason. Meanwhile, it became a sales powerhouse for the Smithsonian gift shops. Almost every kid in the US who went on a school trip to the Air and Space Museum bought that shit.

>>9239932
How else do you expect us to get fat in space?

>>9239932
It's a novelty item these days.

Wish it wasn't so fucking expensive though. Just settle for normal ice cream.

>>9239932
This is a novelty item, you see it at the science aisle at toy stores along with the shitty toy microscopes and telescopes and talking globes.

Astronauts don't freeze dry and vacuum pack food rations, at least not anymore

>>9240013
But everyone in the UK is a cracker

>>9240013
Underrated

>>9239979
They're not banned, NASA just stopped sending them. Although Russia still goes to space sometimes too.

>>9239932
American here.

Don't know anyone who doesn't eat this everyday.

>>9239998
>>9240077
>>9240629
this is a sharp thread

>>9240013
no it's cause they make the brown people fucking the native mens wives feel bad.

can americans not even survive a quick trip to space without needing fast food?

>>9239932

>not watching this guy open up freeze dried and preserved MRE crap all the time

Russian MRE packs have pig liver/brain spread for your crackers so whatever.

USA USA USA USA USA

>>9242093
>USA USA USA USA USA

God I miss the '90's...

Fast forward to 2017....

>>9242108
>The 80s happened during the 90s

>>9239958
Is dat weed?

>>9242242
>1987 was 50 years ago
Feelsbadman

>>9242245
Space weed

My boss hired a snobby restaurant consultant and he's driving me crazy, /ck/.

He keeps following me around telling me my food is shit and raw. What the fuck?

How can I get rid of this prick? I just want to enjoy my comfy cook job.

>>9242108
First we visited other worlds.

Then we became worlds. Welcome to a New Age.

>>9240078
Sorry my taste in cars is better than yours bite me

>>9243019
>buying nip cars

>>9239987
>Grown men who eat ice cream are creepy
Found the guy who had his penis inspected by the Ice Cream man when he was little

>>9240005
They are called biscuits in the uk

>>9243072
I thought biscuits were sweet and had with tea

>>9239985
>>9240241
Seems like it would be too crumbly for space. ISS astronauts are forced to eat shitty white flour tortillas instead of bread.

>>9239932
astronaut icecream never went into space
dust. it makes dust and crumbs. NOT permissible on a spaceship
it is literally just a giant kiddie-cereal-"marshmallow"
Just a fake novelty junkfood.

>>9239987
I agree with this. Same thing applies for "grown men" who eat candy and play videogames.

>>9239987
>Grown men who eat ice cream are creepy
Are you really trying to whine about Trump on /ck/ of all places? Sad!

>>9242026
All astronauts cosmonauts eat fastfood
the full commercial kitchen module for the spacestation hasn't been launched yet

>>9242245

can't imagine anything comfier than 420 watching the earth from your little space station

>>9243035
>posting on a nip board

>>9243226
>posting on a nip board
It's not like I'm paying the gooks anything, Toyota-tard.

>>9240093
>drinking ramen
Presumably the spigot is for putting water in, and the package is cut open once the water is absorbed.

>>9243236
>nothing i own was made in asia
whew lads

>>9243088
Old news.
Nasa has recently developed and started to supply no-crumb bread.

>>9243133
that's why you're a loser to begin with

>>9243278
>no-crumb bread
Why isn't this sold in stores??!?

>>9243278
>no-crumb bread
Do Americans really do this?

>>9240093
are you saying everything... in the form of a question? yeesh you have a strange way of talking

i'm pretty sure you're a tool? might be wrong tho

>>9243278
Steve space ration reviews when!?!

>>9240040
now that's what I call top ramen

>>9243343
The American who go to space and calculate physics you lazy fuck.

>>9239987
What kind of validation are you trying to pull from here?

>>9244059
Just ignore him. It's probably the same sad little troll who always posts about how everything sweet is for children.

>>9239932
>his country doesn't go to the moon

tldr; it's good or not ? I wanna taste now

>>9243996
>who go to space and calculate physics

>>9240241
The point was to make it lightweight and stable for the trip into space. It was stable but the lack of moisture meant it dehydrated people and you just ended up drinking more water. It was functionally pointless.

>>9242066
source?

>>9242360
Shits gets you high.

Pretty much everyone has it once or twice in their lifetime and I've never heard of anyone eating it regularly because it's novelty trash and way too expensive to justify how little food you're getting.

>>9242988
Underrated

Do Japanese really do this?

For real though it's fucking rad that Momofuku Ando was 95 when he developed space ramen.

>>9240040
I kind of really want to try that.

>>9239932
Do you really shitpost on 4chan in a desperate bid for attention?

>>9244933
Lol do you not? Why else would anyone post here, it's 2019-3+1

>american detected

>>9244933
>Do you really shitpost on 4chan in a desperate bid for attention?
nah, for that I run a simple space program BD

>>9239958
>nice hiss

>>9242245

>>9244946
I appreciate the attention to detail with the burger mirrored in the visor.

>>9244223
go check out Steve1989MREInfo

>>9240629
Our astronauts get to space via russia dude

>>9245661
degenerate
what's next? homosexual kissing in space?

>>9239932
Isn't this just novelty shit in the gift shops of science exhibitions?

Related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkUjrC3-Ds

>>9243343
Improving their standard of living with technological advancements? Yes

>>9245675
That's because it's real

>accordion juice
America pls stop

>>9242066
>MRE's

>>9239958
3/10 nutrition
0/10 presentation

>>9246454
Dude that is like the coolest shit ever

>>9239932
It's not a common item. It's in every gift shop of every observatory and planetarium. It is a pretty interesting thing if you've not had it before. Worth trying if you come across it.

>>9243761
Another review did one with Russian space chow.

>>9244151
Same flavors as the ice cream but the texture is a trip. iirc it's kind of like marshmallows rom cereal

Behold: an American "taco"

>>9246454
The asshole can stretch really fucking wide. Like as wide as your pelvis allows.

>>9247045
Drinking out of a bag is really more a SE Asia thing

>>9247116
Amerifucks also do this