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What can I cook my boyfriend so his sperm tastes better? We tried the pineapple thing but that just made it super acidic.

>> No.9232778

Make him drink a lot, no cheap, oily, greasy (fast) food, no coffee, onions or garlic, no cigarettes. I have also heard that old cum tastes bad, so he should have cummed a time or three before you suck him off (like, on the day before)

>> No.9232780

>>9232773
>>9232778
This isn't correct, feed him lots of pineapple

Look it up, it's all true

>> No.9232782

>>9232773
>>9232780
Oh, and yes I know you said it just made it acidic, but did you remember to balance it out by sugaring it first?

>> No.9232789

Oranges?

>> No.9232791

>>9232789
Leave Trump out of this.
>>>/pol/

>> No.9232801

>>9232791
/pol/ is nasty I went to ask about political science in USA and they just call me DESIGNATED and POO.

>> No.9232942

>>9232773
grilled pinealpples with hawaiian oizza and a pineapple cocktail
(or pineapple burger)

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9232960

>>9232801
They didn't want to talk about indian cuisine?

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9232985

>>9232773
vegan food will cure him

/thread

>> No.9232988

My cum is salty af

>> No.9232992

fruit

>> No.9233012

>>9232773
To better incentivize him to change his diet snowball him every time you take a load in your mouth.

>> No.9233025

>>9232773
Make him eat 100% whole plant foods with no added salt.

>> No.9233029

>>9232773

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIXGxbSCVkY