/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9213033
Get a load of this martsharter who can't even enjoy a proper breakfast without fear of deadly bacterias

>>9213056
i think he means its just a raw egg disguised as sunny side up

>>9213056
I think he's harping more on the fact that the underside is fucking burnt to shit and yet the yolk is somehow still runny.

>>9213056
>can't tell what's wrong with the egg in the OP pic
You know a lot about martsharting, huh.

>>9213061

I LIKE MY EGGS LIKE I LIKE MY STEAK, COOKED TO RUBBER AND COATED IN KETCHUP YEEHAW

>>9213064
Only French fuckheads think a sunny side up egg should be perfectly white, tasteless, and with a horrible texture

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2016/06/crispy-fried-eggs-recipe.html

Off to a great start, this thread

>>9213072
Does this blog also have any good recipes for chicken breast sashimi?

>>9213072
Sorry, but burnt egg is objectively awful. I don't care if you can find a million recipes that call for you to burn the edges of your egg to a crisp. It will still be disgusting.

I like a browned egg. Runny eggs disgust me.

>>9213061
>raw egg
>egg white is completely solid

>>9213208
>simultaneously burning and undercooking the same egg
It takes a special kind of stupid to do this.

>>9213215
i just noticed the burnt parts actually

looked like something in the rice at first desu

maybe they had in on some stupid high heat and walked away for too long

i heard asians cook rice dishes on a blast furnace or some shit like that

>>9213284
Fucking hell. That's rough.

>>9213284
why the FUCK is this a thing

>>9213072
When did my french grandfather rape you? does the smell of burnt egg whites still soothe you?

>>9213431
Because the FNG is on the saute station for brunch and he has no idea what he's doing.

>>9213033

>>9213033

>>9213484
now this is fucking gross. why is the egg white like that? what the hell did he cook jt in

>>9213484
If you like runny eggs covered in bacon grease, these are cooked just fine. The real problems are that fluorescent green hot sauce and the fact that he is eating jalapenos so bland that they even need hot sauce.

>>9213484
what the fuck jesus how do you fuck up this bad

>>9213484
>"open face" sandwiches
Fucking boomers, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9213499
christ he eats like a very specific type of college student

someone teach him how to adult

>>9213306
>>9213431
whats actually wrong with those eggs? the crispy edge? that's the best part

>>9213513
The burnt edge, you mean. It's disgusting.

>>9213484
>on toasted Ezekiel bread

>>9213484
>>9213499
>>9213512
I thought Jews were supposed to know how to cook better than this.

>>9213493
The sauce is amazing the orobkem is
>egg
>gouda
>mayo
>saurkraut
>Canned jalepeno
Thats like what i expect diarhea to taste like

>>9213484
makes me lose every time i see it

>>9213574
didnt these literally have lead or someshit in them. chinese people are fucking wack

>american are so dumb that they need an expression ("Sunny side up") to have a normal cooked egg

>>9213678
>australians are so uncultured that they only have one way to prepare eggs

>>9213033
This looks like when my father cooks an egg

>>9213033
honestly, i'd scrape the white and yolk off the burnt underside and eat it.

>>9213785
Gross.

>>9213832
i meant i would eat the white and the yolk but not the burnt shit.

you guys are so autistic about eggs
someone post a picture of one that they thing is cooked well

>>9213033
It's perfectly fin. You get a nice cross bottom and still to enjoy the liquid gold on top to stir into the rice. If you want a perfectly white eggwhite just boil the fucking egg.

>>9213484
>fried eggs from my yard

Y'know... from a fried egg bush.

Rate my egg

>>9213120
Carmelization is different from burned

>>9214338
First result for "fried egg" on Google

>>9214443
>"fried"
It's barely warm at this point.

everyone who has a problem with this...doesn't know how to replicate it.

lol

ahmagurds the outside is....is BURNT.

Here, let mommy scrape your toast for you...to remove the fucking toasted parts...

Also, I cut the crusts off your pbj I packed for lunch today.

I love the crisp bottom.

>>9214458
well it's not finished yet

if it were finished it would be on the plate

>>9214515
>he doesn't know how not to burn an egg
>he thinks an unburnt egg isn't cooked
I feel really bad for you

>>9214458
>>9214359
Good
>>9214422
>>9214443
Shit
This is fact.

>>9214888
Trips confirm

>>9214874
Adrian-chan uwu

>>9214359
Gross.

>>9214422
Not done yet, you faggot.

>>9214433
>"carmelizing" eggs
You don' have a fucking clue what you're on about, do you?

>>9214443
Not done yet either.

>>9214458
Yikes.

>>9214515
Is "Ahmagurds" supposed to be a non-specific-sounding name in you're language?
It's not ethnic food, you idiot. It's a fucking egg. It's one of the hardest foods to fuck up, yet people seem to be unable to tell the difference between an egg and a fucking onion. Get a fucking grip!

>>9214551
Disgusting. Do you put hot sauce on your canned jalapenos too?

>>9213499
this looks alright
>>9213512
thats starting to look bad

>>9215188
If you're a woman you're prolly all like "I don't like slimey things. Eewwwiee. Especially Semen."

If you're a dude? Same thing.

>>9215212
>not being able to spell "slimy"
>reading "slimy" in posts where it's not written or hinted at
Found the woman.

>>9213033
That egg looks bomb OP. How'd you make it?

>>9215203
>that rubbery egg white and undercooked yolk
>the clear film from not minding how your egg was cooking
Get out of the kitchen.

>>9215228
Fry in a pan on max heat for 45 seconds
Serve

>>9215229

i literally just crack it into a pan on the lowest heat and go do other shit. it's always delicious

>>9215222
WTF???
Must be bait

>>9215239
You must love the taste of rubber in the morning

>>9213033
>there are people who don't eat scrambled eggs on corned beef hash with a dash of salt and pepper
/ck/ plz.

>>9215239
Yikes. At least nobody else has to eat your food. I wouldn't even serve that to my dog.

>>9215246
Quote where I ever wrote "slimy," you fucking ESL idiot.

>>9215255

post yours bitch

>>9215188
>Yikes.
>Gross.
Roastie detected.

>>9215263
Put that back in the oven. It's not done.

>>9215264
>>>/ESL/
Idiot. Just stop trying.

>>9215270

waiting for your contribution anon

>>9215263
M8 that egg is still translucent as fuck, it's Fucking raw you damn gutterape.

>>9215270
What are you on about that looks pretty good. Also best part of an egg is the crispy part you uncultured amerishart.

>>9215273
It's the middle of the day on a work day. You're going to have to be a lot more patient.

>>9213033

>>9215282
The pizza might have been good before he burned it and then cracked a raw egg on it.

>>9215295

bitch please

>>9215318
Looks like burnt vomit.

>>9215332

burnt is in the eye of the beholder

>>9215357
No, burnt is an objectively measured quality resulting from combustion of previously edible organic compounds.

>>9215366

burnt is relative. thresholds may vary from person to person

>>9215371
No. Fuck off with your cultural Marxist cancer.

>>9215384

oh, the charmless cunt is a /pol/ster. what a surprise.

Some of you are complaining about raw yolk or whatever, does it means that you guys dont like 'Oeuf à la coque' ? Like an half boiled egg

>>9215404
Wait this pic is shitty, yolk is over cooked, pic related is better

This is the worst thread.

>>9215404
I like crispy whites and runny yolk in fried eggs can eat eggs in all its forms just dislike the rubbery ones i.e >>9215426
>>9215371
>>9215294
>>9215273
>>9215239

>>9215493

only one of the images you posted have the 'rubbery' quality you're talking about

>>9215426
which jack video is this from

>>9215493
>>9215502
I think he's talking about the yolk, it can have a weird feeling on the tongue yeah

Prolly one of my favorite "slimey" egg meals is hot white rice maybe seasoned with some sorta asian spices.

Drop your raw egg on top and stir it around. FUCK YA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjkIfT2jHpY&feature=youtu.be&t=57s

>>9215572
>>9215212
Why do you keep strawmanning this?

>>9215203
post tummy?

>>9215761
this thread is shit tier - eggs are fucking delicious. even raw...

>>9215868
Eggs are edible raw, just like salmon. That doesn't mean I want to eat a fried egg half burnt and half raw.

>>9213513
im with this guy I like the crisp

Cured egg yolk is good to eat but it's still gay as fuck.

>>9213241
I don't mind eggs that end up being overcooked in such manner, as long as the yolk is still not a solid chunk of yellow

>>9213513
Fuck yeah, especially with a bed of rice, feels nice to have a bit of crunch with that.

>>9213056
yet another OBSESSED european idiot

>>9213592
Chinese mainlanders aren't people m8

>>9213056
runny yolk is fucking nasty and annoying to try and eat

how are watery, flavorless eggs part of a "proper" (PROPPA INNIT) breakfast?

so how is /ck/ not the worst board again?

>>9216278
>>9215467
>>9214338
>>9213076
>>9215868
>all this salt

So is the point of this thread to complain about (mostly) well cooked eggs with runny yolk? If so, what the fuck is you people's problem? Have you never had the satisfaction of breaking a yolk with a piece of toasted bread and eaten the whole thing? Get over your fake gourmet asses and enjoy life, fags

>>9216564
>well
That word can't be used for the egg in the OP.

>Have you never had the satisfaction of breaking a yolk with a piece of toasted bread and eaten the whole thing?
People who eat runny eggs lack the capacity to smell sulfur. I bet you can walk into a bathroom after someone has taken a huge dump and eat lunch in there.

>>9216601
Nah man, I just eat eggs that aren't 2 months old and shat out by a 20 pound chicken that wishes she were dead

>>9216126
why is it gay

>>9216601
just sounds like youve got bad eggs m8

>>9216564
the point of this thread is some autist saw the pic i posted in the much better egg thread which i randomly found off a search engine, and decided to make a whole thread about it.
>>9212996

>>9213512
>Wh*te people put shitty meme vietnamese sauce on everything
Why?

>>9215294
I would eat that, enjoy it a lot, and maybe make another one if I was really hungry

>>9215505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aZt0AIBiP0
>search "cooking with jack raw egg"
>2 seconds later
not that hard, give it a try next time

>>9215253
>Corned Beef
No thank you, I like my taste buds.

>>9216721
>120 replies 29 images later

>>9215203
what kind of bread is this? it looks great

>>9213499
What's the liquid?

>>9213033
old pic of a breakfast sandwich

>>9217381
The goo here is cheese. Looks fine to me.

>Ctrl+f
>Kay
>No results
/ck/... /ck/ has changed

>>9217527
What the hell is that?

>>9217542
Egg fried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

>>9217381
>red sauce
so close to perfection

>>9213474
This is awful. I can already imagine the smell and that dry, pasty texture.

>>9216664
Obviously, because it's popular and you anon is a hipster faggot who doesn't want to be associated with le normies.

>>9213056
It's a raw yolk on top of fried whites, retard.

>>9215371
This legit looks like vomit

>>9213678
So what if I want a sandwich?
Just order a "sandwich" and force the person making it to read my mind to find out what fillings I want?

>>9218235
What the fuck is a sandwhich?

>>9216256
>runny yolk is fucking nasty and annoying to try and eat

Wrong.

However, overcooked rubbery unchewable streaky """""""bacon"""""" that Amerisharts are obssessed with is fucking nasty and impossible to eat

>>9216724
Marketing. Any food thread, here or on the other site is ultimately visited by the astroturfers.

>Yeah I love this with Sriracha™ Hot Sauce tastes great
>What you need there is some Sriracha, I add it to everything

>>9213513
my man

>>9213499

>>9213120
You are retarded btw

>>9218241
lol

>>9217225
Turkish flat bread.

>>9214950
Is that not David Chang?

>>9213072
It's funny because I'm French, I like my eggs sunny side up, white, with taste and that horrible texture

>>9218199

find me a pic of vomit that looks like that

Some roastie actually posted this on facebook like she was proud of her bf

>>9220414

Maybe she was just referring to the fact that she likes avocado toast and pizza anon.

>>9220536
>pizza
That's an omlette

>>9220557
well shit

>>9220557
theres few things worse than burnt rubbery eggs

>>9220560
it might honestly be one of the worst looking egg dishes I've ever seen.
It's honestly worse than anyone's in the thread.

The irony is I was shit posting on a group page in facebook saying that millennial women can't cook for shit.
she posted that and responded by saying
>"hubby material"
At first I thought she was joking, or ironically posting bad food to make fun of men

But then I realized she actually posted it because she thought it was a good meal.