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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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9206642 No.9206642 [Reply] [Original]

food tastes better when you smack lips

>> No.9206652

Food tastes better when you buy it made for you outside of your home

>> No.9206661

Food tastes better when it's covered in semen

>> No.9206673

>>9206642
Smacking lips is fucking disgusting, plz eat like a civilized person.

>> No.9206692

>>9206642
Except for everyone around you.

>> No.9206767

>>9206652
I don't know if I agree better, but I do think it's different. When you make the dish from scratch you're tasting like a mix of all your ingredients and cooking techniques, but at a restaurant everything prior to eating is a mystery besides general ideas, which kind of shrouds that feeling of "I'm missing x ingredient, or too much y" and stuff like that.

That's my theory any way

>> No.9206772

Ayo hol up

>> No.9206776

>>9206642
I had no idea my office mate used 4chan

>> No.9206791

Food tastes worse when proles smack their lips next to you.

>> No.9207108

smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT evolves from primate

>> No.9207115

>>9207108
>being this racist

>> No.9207123

>>9206772
>>9207108
>underaged fags cant help but fill a thread looking for a discussion with shit memes
This is why 4chan is deteriorating into a bigger pile of shit than it is.

>> No.9207157

>>9207123
Go jerkoff to iron chef reruns and fantasize about how cooking makes you more interesting.

>> No.9207161
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9207161

HOL UP
*SMACKS LIOS
SO YOU BE SAYING
*DRENCHES IN HOT SAUCE
THAT WE WAZ
*FRIES EVERYTHING
WE WAZ COOKS

>> No.9207211
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9207211

>>9206673
this. I refuse to sit at the same table as my Flip wife's family because they eat like dogs and I seriously want to puke.
I declined to hire a guy at the firm I work for because he ate with his mouth open. I have no idea how loud chewing is considered normal

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9207213

>>9207157
>go actually talk about food on a food board
How can one anon be this retarded

>> No.9207258

>>9207213
>How can one anon be this retarded?

"Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head."