/ck/ - Food & Cooking

*vomits*

This is going to be a /pol/ thread isn't it

>>9197792
so you eat vomit?

MOMMY MILKIE MILK

cornbread is pretty good

Negress ass

>>9197797
why do blacks get a free pass when appropriating other peoples culture?

tendies with hollandaise

>>9197800
I can't even eat chicken wings because of all the veins, fat and skin blubber. Meals that relish fat and greasiness just don't agree with me. Also never liked stuff like mac&cheese nor cornbread. I would even eat Japanese """cooking""" over soul food. The only things worse than it are those weird northern european dishes made of horrible entrails.

>>9197792
>he doesn't pecan pie

Stuffing. But only if it's grandma made.
Anyone younger just doesn't do it right.

>>9197788
A lot of soul food is simply Southern Food.
If there is something really indicative, it'll be only a handful of dishes,
chitlins,
pickled pigs feet,
mad dog 2020,
putting macaroni and cheese on every plate
and not much else. Add in the harlem classic of putting
chicken and waffles on the same plate, then, that's soul.
When you get into low country cooking, people that speak that gullah and lived on islands, kind of retaining african culture, you get a different beast, but it's really just utilization of what grows locally. Nearly every "soul" food dish originated from other settlers or native peoples.

Southern food does all the same veggies, homemade breads, and meats the same way *shrug*

WHAT IS REALLY a unique cuisine that hands down was created and perfected by african americans is the term "black BBQ" which sounds racially pejorative at face value, but is in fact a truthful traditional of rubs on primal meats, sauces that directly came from slave trade and slave jobs, by way of the caribbean. They'll teach you that at Colonial Williamsburg.

>>9197826

why

it's the least healthy kind and it doesn't even taste good

@9197788
Nice dub dubs and great tits.

>>9197788
Fuck out of here with your shitty bait thread, Ameriboo.

>>9197882
are stormweenies really such special snowflakes they cannot see a picture of a woman without REEEEEEEEEEEING


ffs this is an okra general

>>9197804

What a great post!

How about you grow the fuck up and quit acting like a submissive little beta pussy.

>>9197888
Another great post, "m8".

>>9197788
Horrible photoshop man

>>9197808
>why do blacks get a free pass when appropriating other peoples culture?

Blacks get a free pass on everything in 'Merica famnegro.

Look at fucking OJ. Murdered 2 people and was only jailed for "theft" and "aggravated assault."

That nigga bout to go free today. kek 'Merica is a fucking joke.

>>9197788
That looks like my aunt.

>>9197922
Give me her number?

>>9197919
i thought blacks (specifically males) were incarcerated at a higher rate than other races, because they commit more crimes?

your statement doesn't match with the rest of the narrative.

>>9197919
Yeah, and out of the 1000's of white collar financial barons that were responsible for the depression in 2008 (which Obama fixed) and literally ruined millions of working men and women, a handful got a slap on the wrist and a warning.

Yeah, 'murrica is fucked.

Gumbo is the greatest soul food dish and the greatest stew unique to american cuisine. Thanks nignogs!

>>9197935
>i thought blacks (specifically males) were incarcerated at a higher rate than other races, because they commit more crimes?

lol @ thinking niggers still get arrested for their crimes. You're thinking of the '90's.

Fast forward to >2017, niggers are looting & burning shit down in the streets and the police just fucking watch.

>>9197935
OJ got off because he is rich, poor dindus stay in jail eating shit food

>>9197944
>which Obama fixed

> This is what 'mericans actually believe

lol Obama fucked you up the ass, and you love him for it.

>>9197954
>Fast forward to >2017, niggers are looting & burning shit down in the streets and the police just fucking watch.

"The Black Body Count Rises as Chicago Police Step Back"

Wall Street Journal

By Sept. 8, nearly 3,000 people had been shot in Chicago in 2016, an average of one shooting victim every two hours. Five hundred and sixteen people had been murdered. Gun homicides and non-fatal shootings were up 47% over the same period of 2015, which had seen a significant rise in crime over 2014.

The cops are just “driving by people on the corners,” Mr. Angelo says, rather than checking out known drug dealers and others who raise suspicions. Criminals are back in control and black lives are being lost at a rate not seen for two decades.

Chicago’s cops are responding to political signals from the most powerful segments of society. President Obama takes every opportunity to accuse police of racially profiling blacks and Hispanics. The media, activists and academics routinely denounce pedestrian stops and public-order enforcement. In response, the police have stopped patrolling these areas.

>>9197958
And notice the slope decreasing. I don't expect a cuckservative to understand that mathematical concept, but go look it up in a remedial 8th grade math text. You just might learn something.

>>9197982
>decreasing

2000 to 2008, 8 years, 4.3 Trillion spent.

2009 to 2016, 7 years, 7.3 Trillion spent.

You might want to try that again, nigger.

>>9197963

So these niggers sue the police at every opportunity, and now that the police are bankrupt and gone, these niggers are blaming their crimes on lack of police???!?!?!?

Holy shit. Do niggers have any self awareness at all?

>>9197958
>Debt actually starts to stablilize while obama president

you must just be the kind of moron who sees the big bars and doesnt interpret data at all

ill trade you all my big strong pennies for your tiny little dimes, ok johnny?

>>9197982
> notice the slope decreasing

yeah... try actually reading the numbers, and get back to me.

'Merican education, everybody.

>>9198026
>2000 to 2008, 8 years, 4.3 Trillion spent.
>2009 to 2016, 7 years, 7.3 Trillion spent.

This is correct.

>>9198036
>Debt actually starts to stablilize

Obama spent money at 2x the rate of his predicessor.

Are you illiterate or just purposely ignorant?

what does any of this shit have to do with soul food you dumb faggot retards

>>9198036

Try actually reading numbers instead of looking at the pretty picture. You're making an ass of yourself.

>>9198026
>>9198038

I knew you troglodytes didn't understand slope, lol! 8th grade remedial math is this way ------>

https://mathtutor.web.cmu.edu/

>>9198056

Read the numbers retard. The slope increased.

>>9198047
man Im not a fan of okra but my mother loves it
I really like fried pickles though

>>9197958
>Obama saddled with a republicuck Congress for 6 years
>no federal money, not even $1.00, can be spent without Congress authorizing it
>muh, Obama spent too much, muh, let's vote in some more republicucks

Try learning as much about how the US government operates as an immigrant has to know to pass the citizenship test.

how many layers of irony is this thread on

>>9197944
fuck off commie

>>9198099
>okra

I like it as a thickener in stews or pickled, but have never been a fan of it fried or stewed with tomatoes which are the main ways you see it prepared.

>>9197797
The only reason I opened it 2bh

>>9197944
>Which Obama fixed

Tell me what it's like to have your head so far up your as you can smell yesterdays borscht, you fucking commie shit.

Real buttermilk fried chicken. Maybe with a waffle and maple syrup, or with mashed potatoes and green beans.

Pro tip: If you're not buying your fried chicken from behind bulletproof-glass, you're buying shit for fried chicken.

>>9197788
poutine

t. burger

>>9198156
Kek. I love it when you cuckservatives get so asshurt and buttflustered by the truth, all you can do is babble gibberish. Don't you have a boot to lick of one of the top 5%ers or did you get your daily fill already today?

>>9198056

Try reading your own links. The slope increased under Obama.

Holy shit you americans are fucking stupid.

>>9197879
>@9197788
Curious

>>9198026

> 2000 to 2008, 8 years, 4.3 Trillion spent.

> 2009 to 2016, 7 years, 7.3 Trillion spent.

SO WHAT? Its not like we have to pay back our debt. Fuck off europoor.

>>9198210
>Try reading your own links. The slope increased under Obama.

Fuck off. You republitards are just asshurt you have to pay off his debt.

>>9197944
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I NEED TO SCREAM THIS INTO YOUR FUCKING LEFTARDED EARS

OBAMA

BAILED OUT

THE BOURGES

YOU HATE

THE PEOPLE

WHO DESTROYED

YOUR RETIREMENT

GOT OUT OF JAIL FREE

BECAUSE OF OBAMA

>>9197958
Learn to read retard, he fixed the depression. You pulled the national debt out of your ass from nowhere.

>>9197958

STOP POSTING THAT FUCKING PIC!!

so what Obama spent 9 trillion? Bush fucking blew 4 trillion and you aint said shit.

>>9198228
>You pulled the national debt out of your ass

lol. Facts are scary aren't they?

How dumb are you btw. National debt numbers are very easy to google & verify. lol

2008 a710,011 a 67.9% a5,800 39.4% 14,750
2009 a811,898 a 82.5% a7,550 52.4% 14,400
2010 a913,551 a 91.6% a9,000 61.0% 14,800
2011 a1014,781 a 96.1% a10,150 65.8% 15,400
2012 a1116,059 a100.2% a11,250 70.3% 16,050
2013 a1216,732 a101.3% a12,000 72.6% 16,500
2014 a1317,810 a103.4% a12,800 74.2% 17,200
2015 a1418,138 a101.3/101.8% a13,100 73.3% 17,900
2016 (Oct. '15 –
Jul. '16 only) ~19,428 ~106.1% ~13,998 ~76.5%

>Thread about soul food
>/pol/ faggots shill politics into it
why?

>>9198230
>so what Obama spent 9 trillion? Bush fucking blew 4 trillion and you aint said shit.

9T > 4T

Hope that helps.

>>9198242
>2008 a710,011 a 67.9% a5,800 39.4% 14,750
>2009 a811,898 a 82.5% a7,550 52.4% 14,400
>2010 a913,551 a 91.6% a9,000 61.0% 14,800
>2011 a1014,781 a 96.1% a10,150 65.8% 15,400
>2012 a1116,059 a100.2% a11,250 70.3% 16,050
>2013 a1216,732 a101.3% a12,000 72.6% 16,500
>2014 a1317,810 a103.4% a12,800 74.2% 17,200
>2015 a1418,138 a101.3/101.8% a13,100 73.3% 17,900
>2016 (Oct. '15 –
>Jul. '16 only) ~19,428 ~106.1% ~13,998 ~76.5%

I stand corrected. Obama "only" blew 9.4 Trillion.

>>9198243
because they have literally nothing else in life.

>>9198243
Because they need to be angry about something till they get out of high school.

>>9198243
summer break

>>9198259
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>>9198264

Cry harder, illiterate burger.

Enjoy paying off Obama's debt. kek

>>9198274
0/10

>>9198274
>Cry harder, illiterate burger.
>Enjoy paying off Obama's debt. kek

lol @ europoor thinking 'Merican niggers pay any taxes and will pay off our debt.

Niggers only add to our debt, senpai.

>>9198243
/pol/ can't see a picture of a black woman without sperging out

>>9198287

> Pls keep bumping this thread.

Yes sir.

>>9198286
>>9198274

WHY POST GRAPHS IN A COOKING THREAD I JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT HAM HAWKS

>>9197804
CORNBREAD IS WHITE
WHIIIIIIIITE

>stupid fucking Britbong Ameriboo posts yet another bait thread
>you dumb fucks take the bait

Every.
Fucking.
Time.

You people are cancer.

>>9198042
>Obama spent money at 2x the rate of his predicessor.
congress creates and spends the money you tard

>>9198315
>thread on a cooking board about soul food
>somehow a bait thread

we have containment boards for a reason
>>>/pol/

>>9197788

This brings back so many fond memories.

I grew up in the south carolina, in one of those big plantation houses outside of charleston.

My mom disappeared when I was born, and my dad was in the military, really high up. We were pretty well off , though my dad was hardly around. He hired a nanny, she looked just like the woman in this picture. Fit but with gigantic tits, always had shirts like these on.

One day, I came home from school, I was about 13 and super bummed out about getting dumped. I suppose I was looking sad and she asked me what was wrong. I said I was pretty down in the dumps after breaking up my my gf.

She came around kitchen island saying "oh suga, come here". I was only slightly taller than her chest, but she pulled me in close to give me a hug. My head couldn't be helped but be buried between those gigantic tities.

I was in pure heaven, titties smelled like sweet cornbread. I stayed there buried for a few minutes as she patted my head between her chest.

Being 13, I don't think I left my bedroom for the rest of the day as I was jerking off thinking about those cornbread titties. I pretty sure that was her plan, I certainly didn't think about being dumped after that.

Though now I always get a bit hard when I'm making cornbread and I think about her.

>>9198447
You make a good point. Most whites in the south raised their entire life around a lot of blacks know them to be regular people, if a bit earthier like your example illustrates where she gave you, as an early adolescent, a bit of a thrill. As a southerner, I'm convinced prejudice and racism is at a much higher level in the north nowadays. I'd bet anything most of these sturmfaggots are northerners.

Just wondering, do you have a black woman fetish now? I ask, because my grandparents who lived within walking distance of me had a Japanese exchange student for a year that I fell in love with even as a 10 year old. As I matured, I could never be attracted to any women but asians.

>>9197788
nigger?

>>9198447
T-this isn't pasta?

>>9198690
heh... well memed my friend

>>9198447
Aww, man. You can't just end it like that. This is way too vanilla.

>>9197788
mustard greens with bacon and garlic

>>9198678
I may have a mild one now

>>9198703
No

>>9198735
End it like what?

Nothing really ever came of it, I got a huge crush on her after that and thinking back she had fun with it. We moved two years after that.

I occasionally browse backpage looking for black girls that looked like her, but they usually nope out after I ask if I can spread cornbread batter on their tits

>>9197788
cast iron chicken

fry it, lightly bread it, i dont care. i like fried chicken and my grandma used to make chicken strips in her cast iron. stuff came out great.

ribs

No one is bringing up fried green tomatoes? Crunchy, sweet, tart, tangy...

>>9198785
I bet they would be good with some tabasco.

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>>9198755
>I ask if I can spread cornbread batter on their tits

im losing my fucking shit right now oh man

>>9198736
Fuck yeah! I've been making sauteed spinach with bacon and garlic lately, it's so good.

>>9197919
Rich people in general never do prison time. Either you're a retard or you're just willingly spreading lies.

>>9198242
Obama pulled us out of the depression and gave us a recovered economy single handedly. Facts are scary huh? :^)

>>9197788
>soul food
>aka white invented food appropriated by blacks

lmao

>>9197804
BASED MOMMIE POSTER

>>9197797
>>9197808
OHHHHH BOY HERE WE GO
Can we just talk about MILKYS AND SOUTHERN FOOD PLZ

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>>9198056
uh it's called inflation ret*rds...

FRI' CHIECKUN AN' WAFFELS NIGGUH
BTW KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE

>>9197935
At the same time, corporations are bending over backwards to hire semi-respectable black people. Universities scramble to accept 100-IQ blacks at the expense of smarter whites and asians. But that's still not good enough, apparently.

Grits, collard greens, pic related, chicken fried steak, catfish and hushpuppies, the list could go on and on. It shouldn't be a surprise that diabetes and obesity rates in the south are staggering. The food is so fucking good but terrible for you.

>>9197788
In England we don't have soul food per se but I live in an area of London which is torn between Jamaican and AFRICAN (Eritrean) influence

I love curry goat (literally a goat meat curry with bones you suck the marrow out, it's GOAT)

Also there's this place that serves what is basically a huge Teff bread (like lemony flavour fermented pancake) with assortment of lentils, salty barbecued lamb, curries, etc on top and you eat with your hands tearing the Teff and using it to pick shit up, it's surprisingly damn delicious and cheap - - the place I go to most is one of Jeremy corbyns favourite places and they have pictures of him eating there on the wall which is banter

>>9200316
Now why would a 15 year old white boy LARP as a black man on /ck/

>/ck/ has /pol/ bait thread

This board is too laid back and doesn't REEEEE enough at shitposting, and this is where it gets us.

Thread isn't even about food or cooking, just nigger crime statistics and people trying to racebait one another. how fucking fun

>>9198755
>nope out after I ask if I can spread cornbread batter on their tits

Kek

>>9201576
>implying REEEing at shitposting makes it stop
The only cure is to ignore it, report it, and post quality content. Giving them (You)s and making the thread about them only makes them stronger.

>>9198755
Oh my fucking God, you made my day.

honestly im pretty pissed that oxtail prices have gone batshit ever since people started to cirlejerk it.

>>9197788
She is

>>9197788
>favorite soul food dish
Sweet mam`ma jamma pie

>>9197788
Fuck all this /pol/shit, can we talk about how I want to eat her yummy homemade soul food and then suck on her gigantic delicious udders all night long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1N0gL6DF0

also baked macaroni and cheese is god.

I don't know what I wanna eat, but I know what I wanna put in my mouth jfc

i'm a fan of jambalaya

that's soul food right

Fried chicken, Hoppin' John and pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes are all i need

>>9197788
I want to impregnate her through the asshole. I'm willing to give it several attempts if it doesn't work right away.

>>9197808
There is no such thing as cultural appropriation.
Nobody in Mexico loses anything when a white person makes tacos. Now shut the fuck u.

>>9205926
tfw nazis are rubbing their greasy little hands when sjws scream about muh cultural appropriation bc they're accidentally purporting the nazi ideal of White Separation

cultural mixing: it's what's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if you want humanity to survive

>>9205937
SJW's and NAZI's have identical world views with different ways to communicate it.

>>9197788
deep fried donkey teeth

Post more gigantic cooking tits.

itt: white people who can't handle spicy food ;)

>>9197788
>I would fuck her up her ass but that's it. I wouldn't marry her or date her because she's black

>>9206312
I would date her to score points with the chicks at the bar by the college. You need to think a few moves ahead anon.

>>9197919
>Look at fucking OJ. Murdered 2 people and was only jailed for "theft" and "aggravated assault."
He's wealthy, hence the "dream team" that got him off. Claus von Bulow got off too.

They can't take his NFL pension away from him, it's not garnishable wages, so he has living expense money no matter what, partially because he moved to Florida where they can't take your home away from you even if tax evasion. A lot of people hiding out from civil lawsuits they never intend to pay choose Florida for that reason.

Look how he will be moving back to Florida when he gets out....

I lived very near OJ when he lived in Florida. He was often with news trucks in front of his house. He was frequently involved with road rage and getting himself on the news, intentionally, or because hothead, I don't know. I'm both not surprised and also surprised this nature of hubris didn't create problems in jail for the full 10 years he's been a "model inmate" but they did isolate him in prison not to keep him from doing something to ruin is upcoming parole.

He is very very charismatic and an attention whore. He was seen all over Miami, local bars and restaurants, where he would make sure he made some public notice. I saw in a restaurant once where some pair of ladies were discreetly but starting at him. He picked up his cutlery, held them in the air and said "hey ladies, look at this, they gave me TWO knives" and had a loud laugh.

He lost his house he had before incarcerations. Neighbors who couldn't stand him, reported him for Homestead Tax Exemption. He was "living in Vegas" so to speak, and trying to get a break on taxes. Public knowledge. It was foreclosed for unpaid taxes. God bless the poor sucker who lives there now when OJ comes a knocked drunk in anger one night. I hope he has good security.

>Using O.J as an example of black people getting away with crimes.
White people loved O.J and O.J did everything in his power to distance himself from black people. He got away with those murders because he's filthy rich and white people loved him because he was "one of the good ones".

>>9198755
Thanks man, who made something good come out of this thread