/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Just read the menu you stupid fuck.

Get a steak, some red wine or beer, and a complimentary side if it doesnt come with one.

>>9194442
Dont eat like the fucking pig you normally are.
Say please and thank you.
Dont kick the table.
And learn to wipe your mouth.

>>9194445
>>9194469
damn you guys are rude

Put your napkin on your lap. Don't ask the waitress ridiculous questions like "do you have tendies?" Eat at a slow and leisurely pace. Don't chew with your mouth open even if someone is talking to you. Finish swallowing your food before you respond.

dress nicely faggot

Can't wear your flannel button up and jeans in those kind of establishments

Oh and don't forget to order your steak well done with a side of ketchup and if no ketchup ask for it

>>9194442
don't forget to offer mustafa your asshole after dinner, like a good girl.

>>9194445
>Brazilian steakhouse
>Menu

>>9194504
cuckfag genocide when?

>>9194596
>>9194578
more like faggot genocide when

>>9194596
yet another /pol/ idiot that doesn't understand what a cuck is

>>9194442
step one is to go back to /pol/
step two is to offer muhammad a blowie under the table; semen is the best dish for your kind

Obviously a well-done steak with ketchup, like the god-emperor likes it.

>>9194442
Brazilian steakhouses are literally the bomb
They're kind of different from regular restaurants because instead of ordering there are just people who walk around with cuts of meat and go to each of the tables so you get to try like 8 different cuts at whatever rareness you want. Most people aren't familiar with this so they more or less tell you what to do. It's fancy but laid back. Super fun. Very expensive

>>9194442

Judging by the picture you posted combined with the content of your post, you might have a subconscious desire to receive a sensual spanking from an Muslim man after a romantic dinner date. You therefore have worse things to worry about than restaurant etiquette, considering both you and the aloha snackbar seem to share a disdain for gays.

>invites me to dinner to dinner at a five star Brazilian steakhouse
you do realize he expects a blowjob?

>>9194442
So you enjoying making fun of gays yet you're asking for advice on proper etiquette for your date with another dude?

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>>9194683
oh my god i am so offended how could you post such a thing on my liberal 4chan safespace?
Go back to /pol/, faggot.

We just going to ignore the fact that Michelin Guides only go up to three stars?

>>9194626
Thanks man, glad not all people responding are trolls. Should I just try everything?

>>9194753
>Should I just try everything?
Not on the first date, slut.

>>9194692
You're so fucking mad right now lmao

>>9194764
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>>9194683

>>9194683
>>9194764
>>9194766
>>9194778
wtf are you guys doing in my thread

>>9194784
Kill yourself sweetheart

>>9194785

>>9194784
Just prepping you for your date with Omar with conversation topics that are at your mutual mental level.

>>9194802
(you)

>>9194810
(are)

>>9194810 (you)
(me)

>>9194824
(so)

>>9194810
>>9194824
>>9194827
>>9194835
kill yourself

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>>9194846
Eat a fucking bullet retard

>>9194843
>>9194785
Why do people even bother with "kys"? It's lost its thunder because of you faggots overusing it, you may as well be calling me a stupid-head.

>>9194861
>implying you're not a dum dum stupid head

Contract AIDS

This has got to be the worst /ck/ thread of all time

>>9194872
Go cry about it somewhere else bitch

>>9194875
wtf is your problem dude?

>>9194843
>>9194859
:^)

>>9194896
Fuck off

>>9194899 (dubs)
no im here

>>9194872
was started by a frogposter, what did you expect

>>9194861
KYS
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>>9194947
Oh look, a new ending!

>>9194626
Went to one for a friend's birthday. It was amazing. Great salad bar too.

>>9194504
>>9194442
Yeah. Tons of closet middle east Muslims who love young boys and me while badmouthing gays.

You are going on a date, op. Bring condoms and lube.

>>9194442
Prepare to be culturally enriched faggot. He's gonna fuck you in the boipucci