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W1iD6/ui Mon Jul 17 21:28:02 2017 No.9183063 [DELETED]

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Hellooooo this is Chef John from foodwishes.com withhhhhh *insert food here.* That's right, we're making the classic *place where food is from* *food.*

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:29:23 2017 No.9183067 >>9183063 That's right! These delicious pork butts will make you appreciate your wife's even more! Especially when you whip out the anal beads like a lawnmower primer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:30:07 2017 No.9183073 File: 47 KB, 600x300, 1390056912-endingofth-o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw Chef John will never give your nipples the ollllll' tappa tappa

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:31:12 2017 No.9183075 >>9183073 He might give your titties the olllllll' shaka-shaka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:33:41 2017 No.9183082 read this whole thread in his voice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 21:34:06 2017 No.9183083 File: 3.05 MB, 253x145, the_end_times.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9183063 >when you burn the garlic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:13:16 2017 No.9183226 after all, you are the joseph kony of your macaroni

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:15:23 2017 No.9183233 He creates quality content, I would be sad if he ever decided to quit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:18:19 2017 No.9183243 >>9183233 We all quit eventually, anon. We just don't know if we will be the ones who deicde when.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:21:11 2017 No.9183253 >>9183243 damn....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:30:03 2017 No.9183283 >>9183243 Shit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 22:34:19 2017 No.9183296 File: 1018 KB, 587x789, 1355153742645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9183067

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:01:12 2017 No.9183385 >>9183063 what's with the recent influx in John threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:02:54 2017 No.9183388 >>9183243 wow......

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:05:18 2017 No.9183392 >>9183385 We're jealous of his cooking prowess and huge dong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:11:17 2017 No.9183412 >>9183073 >that gun angle Have fun shooting off your teeth and nose and living the rest of your life horribly disfigured. Gotta point it back and just slightly up to hit the brain stem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 17 23:13:05 2017 No.9183416 >>9183063 >And we give it the good old shake of cayenne

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:12:27 2017 No.9183570 Why does he talk like a valley girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:20:20 2017 No.9183593 File: 462 KB, 320x240, tumblr_lpg9b3VuXM1qlh1s6o1_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does he post so much (((vegan))) stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:21:55 2017 No.9183598 >>9183075 I just imagined Chef John shaking a 300-pound fat neckbeard's mantits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:24:12 2017 No.9183604 >>9183063 AND LETS ADD A LITTLE YOU GUESSED IT SPRINKLE OF CAYENNE PEPPER!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:25:37 2017 No.9183609 Why does he ruin everything with so much olive oil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:26:52 2017 No.9183615 >>9183593 he didn't used to so I think hes just compesating for that trying to gain a wider audience and honestly i'm not a fan of vegan food but a lot of the vegan shit hes made looks pretty good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:27:04 2017 No.9183617 >>9183226 my sides

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:36:55 2017 No.9183637 What does John even do for a job? He says he doesnt own a restaurant nor has he ever worked in one, does he just live off youtube monies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:38:14 2017 No.9183644 >>9183637 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mitzewich

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:43:00 2017 No.9183658 File: 944 KB, 2688x1520, IMAG0257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The shit he makes is usually pretty decent. I liked his fondant potatoes better than mine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:50:22 2017 No.9183672 >>9183644 aw man I gotta get that cookbook

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 00:54:26 2017 No.9183684 >>9183637 He used to be a culinary instructor. Then food wishes for a few years. Now he's an employee of All Recipes and a cookbook writer.

Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:18:36 2017 No.9183738
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>>9183593
>>9183615
Does he though?
Going through his latest uploads on youtube and he has uploaded 8 vegan recipes.
From those 8 dishes at least 3 are inherently vegan anyways and the other 5 are not exactly pandering. It's a recipe for a style of fried potatoes, a rice cooked in coconut milk, a grilled vegetable and 2 spreads for bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:32:55 2017 No.9183778 >>9183637 He said in one of his videos he used to work in a mexican restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:34:26 2017 No.9183781 >>9183412 The gun is empty retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:35:41 2017 No.9183784 >>9183385 He posted a new video.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:37:24 2017 No.9183789 >>9183738 He lives in San Fransisco. His roommates probably complained he wasn't inclusive enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 01:58:21 2017 No.9183832 >>9183243 Upvoted...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:04:49 2017 No.9183854 >>9183063 AND IF YOU WANT TO GIVE THE WHOLE THING A LITTLE SPRINKLOONY OF SALT YOU JUST GO AHEAD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 'SPRINKLOONY' MEANS, I JUST MADE IT UP

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:04:54 2017 No.9183855 >>9183063 Redpill me on what his best recipe is /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 02:24:57 2017 No.9183882 >>9183855 I used his recipes for pitas the other day, but then again pitas are not exactly complicated. It turned out fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:12:36 2017 No.9184204 >>9183855 His banana bread got me laid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 05:16:59 2017 No.9184212 >>9183781 It's likely not even functional. A competent armorer wouldn't allow a working firearm to be used for that shot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:31:36 2017 No.9184424 >>9183063 I love chef John. I was so happy to see him discussed here after I returned to /ck/ He

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 07:52:23 2017 No.9184460 File: 234 KB, 1024x1024, 1500312006086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9183063 COMFY O M F Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:02:22 2017 No.9184473 >>9183855 Currently using slightly modified versions of his tiramisu and lemon meringue bars at the restaurant where I work, people can't get enough of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:10:46 2017 No.9184487 >>9183637 He's mentioned in a ton of videos that he used to work in various restaurants. He's also been an instructor, and these days he makes his living off of food wishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 08:12:04 2017 No.9184490 >>9184204 Currently eating a muffin my girl made using that recipe and it's definitely getting her laid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:27:10 2017 No.9184630 >>9184490 Oh that's nice. When's the Bull coming over then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:52:55 2017 No.9184698 >>9183243 retweets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 09:56:11 2017 No.9184704 File: 209 KB, 1079x1155, boogie no prenup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9184630 >not having your bull live with you rent free Get with the times anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:00:19 2017 No.9184712 >>9184212 He means even in the movie's fiction the gun is currently empty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:01:41 2017 No.9184713 >>9183412 t. uncultured nigger that doesn't know the context of the scene

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:26:49 2017 No.9184780 who /freakishly small wooden spoon/ here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 10:32:21 2017 No.9184789 >>9184780 No. I don't like stuff that sucks moisture from my fingers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 15:17:48 2017 No.9185710 File: 2.27 MB, 5000x5000, 1493142235725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9183067

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 16:14:33 2017 No.9185919 File: 30 KB, 552x889, 1499350219136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9183243

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 18 17:06:45 2017 No.9186123 >>9184712 Yeah but the character in the movie didn't know that, meaning that's really how he intended to shoot.

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