/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9154121
kys faggot cuck

thank god I haven't seen a sip thread all day

>>9154124
non-/sip/per detected

>sipped a 20 oz red bull and already want to sip another
liquid crack

Have fun killing yourself drinking this garbage

>>9154121
I had to completely cold turkey my sips because I'm trying to be frugal with my budget.
Work is hard anon..... Hard

>>9154562
k mom

Had one of these this morning as tesco didnt have any red bulls in the fridge. Regular monster is way too sweet for me so tried this one.

bretty good lads bretty good indeed.

>>9154562
want to tell us whats so bad about them? you haven't been able to in the last 1000 threads

Had one sip 12 years ago and been explosive diarrah since

>>9154121

I've never liked the taste of any energy drink I've ever had.

I drank a few Rip-Its on deployment because it was either those or coffee from the messdecks that had been cooking for a week

>>9154562
Jokes on you, I don't wanna live long.

>>9155386
They're nothing but chemicals. It's so unnatural and provide leads to cancer.

Sip thread? Sip thread.

really childish drinks, that's all.
only people you see drinking these are dropkick teenagers at skate parks and 30-40 year old manual labourers who grew up being dropkick teenagers at skate parks.
just have a coffee or get caffeine pills

>>9155407

chemicals that boost your energy, correct

I prefer coffee. Most of these drinks are way too sweet for my tastes.

>>9154121
They hate us, cause they ain't us

>>9155386
>want to tell us whats so bad about them?

They're crazy fucking expensive.
Pic related costs as much as a single can, yet has the same caffeine content as 90 cans.

>>9154121
>Why are non /sip/pers so mean >:(

You're seriously asking why juvenile behavior draws the ire of others?

I know this is 4chan so I should expect a certain amount of social ineptitude, but damn.......

>>9155551

>fast acting

i sip a fucking 240 rockstar thru my 8 hour shift and have 1/4th can left by the end

I drank two lo carb monster's and it gave me diarrhea and slightly green pee

>>9155555

quints confirmed

>>9155555
Nobody said you had to take the whole pill at once, anon.

>>9155564

>having to carry around a pill cutter
>tasting nasty ass plain white pills that are cut

>>9155581
they're scored, anon. you can just snap 'em with your fingers.

yeah, they taste nasty, but that's an insignificant thing given the massive cost savings.

But hey, if you want to keep paying the stupid tax then don't let me stop you.

>>9155590

>tax

i dont live in a cuck-a-cola tax state anon

>>9155393
Off road orange squincher and rip its ftw

>>9155593
It's figurative, anon. I'm not talking about a literal tax levied by the government. I'm talking about you buying your retarded expensive drinks.

>>9155601

i buy them to sip

i used to get 5HE, i stopped because i had to then sip water

now i can sip something that tastes good and it lasts longer and its easier to regulate

a small ass shot or an even smaller pill is harder, especially when those pills are 200mg which is what rockstar es' are

>>9155590
You sound like you're a hit at parties

>>9155407
yes b vitamins that are found in food and old people require via injection are so dangerous
>>9155551
the /fit/cuck who doesn’t understand we don’t drink this for caffeine still hasn’t gone back to his containment board. we would drink sips if they were caffeine free because we don’t have miserable lives like you

>>9155635

no, i drink them for the caffeine

energy drinks are for chads and aspies. which one are you?

>>9155637
the niacin and b12 does more than the caffeine ever will. monsters only have 20mg more caffeine than the average soda

>>9154755
>2 for 4$
lel americucks
here in good old Germany they cost 1€
Monster and Rockstar

>>9155653
You are insecure.

>>9155664
am I?

>>9155421
>dropkick teenagers
Da fuq is a dropkick teenager?

>>9155407
Everything is nothing but chemicals you fucking retarded bag of chemicals

>>9155393

>>9155666
I was wrong.

>>9155393
>I drank a few Rip-Its on deployment
only a few? we would get them by the caseload from the DFAC.

>>9154121
This is the only beverage I've ever had that makes me go AHHHHH after i have a sip

>>9154121
Probably because your baby talk is just kind of pathetic to look at.

>>9155393
>No Monster on deployment
Your ship's store done fucked up, Anon

>>9154121
They are just being defensive and reactionary about their insecurities. They call sipping juvenile because they are projecting their own immaturity. But how can sipping be juvenile if its zero calories for free energy??? Its just smart business sense.

>when you realize sipping breaks the laws of physics

>>9156168
>reactionary
That word doesn't mean what you think it does

>>9154121
It's an unironic shilling meme taken up by useful idiots who will shill the product ironically.

>>9156216
I looked it up. The definition was exactly what I expected.

>>9155407
Water is nothing but chemicals and if you want to live naturally have fun dying at 35. Fucking facebook science is ruining this country

>>9156239
It's a meme and discussing energy drinks, if you think companies are actually shilling on here than you're dumber than, well, a company who would shill on here

>>9154121

I had my first /sip/ 2 days ago- (you)r pic related- and I was kind of unimpressed at first but the more I /sip/ped the more I enjoyed it and that kind of freaked me out

>>9155421
Did you mean dropout? Dropkick just sounds badass, makes me want to sip.

>>9156267
Welcome to the S I P L I F E

>>9156247

>>9156366
What? SIPLIFE is novel and progressive by its very nature. People rallying against it because "muh traditions" and "chemicals are scary i don't know what science is" are being reactionary. They are experiencing an emotional reaction to change and progress and their conservative lizard brains can't deal with it and work through it to realize that siplife is the way. That's the definition of reactionary. It's why all the trump sip memes are so retarded. Do you really think we'll ever see a single republican president, senator, or congressman actually sipping? of course not.

>nepotismSwamp.jpg

>>9156416
>Do you really think we'll ever see a single republican president, senator, or congressman actually sipping? of course not.

Agreed. Those types of people are adults.

>>9156416
I made that and most of the other Trump sip memes. I think the guy's an embarrassment and I sure as hell didn't vote for him. The reason why he works so well for sip memes has nothing to do with whether he or any other ""conservative""" would actually sip or not--he's just so ridiculous that it's easy to make a joke by putting him in a sipping context. I see a photo, like the one you posted, and the joke just writes itself. Pic related required like half a second of thought.

>>9156444

Wait, did you just refer to a picture with text on it as a "meme"?

I think you should hit yourself in the head with a dictionary until you learn to use that word correctly.

>>9156444
>he's just so ridiculous
Agreed. Clowns are very easy targets. But you have to admit there is an irony and casualness to the trump sip memes which is a sign of our over decadence. The ease of which we can accept the notion of a "president sipper" as a casual joke is a real issue. We have an America that just doesn't care enough to elect good people anymore - or worse - can't find any. I have a feeling that after a bit longer of this tomfoolery the American people will strongly realize it does matter and find a better person for the job. Perhaps after 50% of the trump base loses healthcare and gets cancer from drinking fracking water.


>>9156441
>Agreed. Those types of people are reactionary fools.
ftfy. Again, (with adults) you were projecting your own emotional immaturity.

>>9156464
You want me to call it a macro? I can work with your autism. Just let me know what you need lil buddy.

>>9156492
Absolutely agree. I made the first one when he was still just a punchline, the morning of the election. It's much more difficult to joke about it now, like scruples-wise. It's still easy to make the jokes, but now it feels kind of gross.

>>9156559
It's nice of you to work around people's special
needs. Sip thread's should be a safe-space of sorts where everyone can feel welcome. Even the non-sippers. How can we expect to teach them about the S I P L I F E if we are hostile and unwelcoming? Jesus would want us to turn the other cheek and welcome the nonsipper.

Good job. Keep up the excellent work. You represent very well for the /sip/ community. I am proud to call you a brother.

>>9156492
>The ease of which we can accept the notion of a "president sipper" as a casual joke is a real issue.
True. Any thumb cracking open a cold sip has no business near the nuclear button.

>>9156573
S I P B O Y S

>>9156569
>but now it feels kind of gross

OMG. My friends and I have felt the same way for a couple months now. Before the election we used to go to trivia every week out in the boonies and REK the redneck idiots and take first place every week for 25 bucks house cash. We'd sit around and drink and make fun of 45. Our team name each week would be about the latest Trump, KellyAnne Conway, or Putin gaff. One week we were "The Official Ken Bone fan club." Another week we were the "bowling green massacre survivors." It was hilarious. But now it's just fucking depressing. This is the actual world we live in, where backward fucktards actually elected a billionaire to continue privatizing government and making tax dollars continue to go to for profit institutions run and owned by the 1%. How stupid do these people have to be to elect a billionaire to a system that is already owned, bought, and paid for, by billionaires. A large percentage of my fellow americans (including many of my family members) are truly depressing and I will never forgive them for what they have done. They went too far this time and voted on party lines without thinking it through at all. Just sad. Not really funny anymore at all.

>>9156464
>Wait, did you just refer to a picture with text on it as a "meme"?
Enjoy.

>tfw the Walmart Grocery Pickup associate loads a new case of dip into your trunk while you wait

>All this trolling
>and no sips to be found

>>9156464
Normies call everything a meme. They think memes are "made"

Anyone had v8 energy sipps? on sale for 12 bux for 24 cans.

>>9156600

kys

>>9156464
The "white background black text above some picture" format is a meme though.

>>9156781
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>9156781
REKT AF

>>9156441
>Try to ban everything that contradicts a book written by some drunkard thousands of years ago
>Adults

>>9154121
What in the hell kind of autism is this?

>>9156924
You know the saying... "If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it". Do Europoors even get sips on their side of the pond?

>>9156938
I'm not sure I want to afford it.

Tried the white one and the purple one. They were both unimpressive. If fact I couldn't even finish the white it was so nasty.

Drank one of these before a run, and my heart rate shot way up and I had blurred vision a few minutes later. Coffee and water never did this to me.

Is Monster trying to promote their product or something?

>>9155651
Too much b3 and b6 vitamins are harmful. Same with taurine. Just admit that you are a shill

Shill detected

>>9154121
I work at the marriott and the cafeteria has these for free.
i have to control myself or else ill die

>>9157041
You drank them at room temp.

>>9157140
prove that they're harmful

>>9157099
>or something
Maybe people are discussing a massively popular product. This stuff is in every grocery store and gas station in America. Do you think the beef council or whatever is shilling on 4chan when people make hamburger threads?

>>9156944
This I what poor people tell themselves so they can go about their lives, justifying their meager existence, without falling into a see depression.

>I dont think I'd want a ferarri anyway
>owning a private jet seems like a lot of work
>300ft yachts aren't that cool
>what kind of idiot would want a helipad on their boat?

>>9156256
Why wouldn't a company shill on here? It's the perfect demographic for energy drinks, fast food, video games, computer components, all sorts of bullshit.

>>9156256
t. shill

My favorite

>>9157312
last time i went to starbucks i asked for an empty venti cup of ice and they told me "we only give talls"

getting a cup of ice at home is so inconvenient

>>9157325
Weird, they practically bend over backwards at the one I go to. Guess it depends

>>9157253
Why wouldn't they? Better question is why wouldn't they shill this specific product. Monster already dominated the 18-35 y/o male market and introduced the Ultra line in an attempt to soften its image and appeal to young women. Now tell me that Monster is on 4chan shilling a product intended for young women. It makes no sense. It's a meme because /fit/ is obsessed with zero-calorie appetite suppressants for cutting, and it doubles as a pretty decent preworkout.

For me, it's Monster® Rehab. The best /sip/.

men do not /sip/

>>9157338

>>9157494
>stout
Good choice my fine sir.

>>9157173
>I need energy drinks to overcome depression.

Anon, I want you to think long and hard about this.

>>9157843
>reading comprehension

>>9157857
I'm failing to see what the issue is. Please help me understand.

I sip less these days.

still have a 4 pack in my fridge but switched to methyl B12 liquid

>>9156792
Yes, that as a concept is a meme, but the individual pictures are not - themselves - memes.

As stated by >>9156681
normalfags have no understanding of what a meme is.

REMEMBER THE FUCKING /SIP/PING RULES

NO MORE THAN 99c A CAN

NO MORE THAN 3 A DAY (UNLESS YOU'RE ON DEPLOYMENT THEN CHUG AS MANY AS YOU CAN STEAL FROM MESS)

DO NOT USE YOUR /SIP/PER POWERS FOR EVIL. DO NOT FUCK A NON-/SIP/PERS GIRL IN FRONT OF HIM. WAIT TILL HE GOES TO WORK.

/SIP/ RESPONSIBLY

lidl knows you guys...

>>9154121
What really happens:
>90% of /ck/ browsers literally dont give a fuck
>5% are actually manchild /sip/pers
>the last 5% are mad that there are manchild /sip/pers

>>9157857
>Acknowledging one's poverty causes depression.
>Denying one's poverty thus averts depression.
=/=
>I need energy drinks to overcome depression.

>>9157876
You suck at reading comprehension and I suck at replying to the correct post. >>9158112 was for you.

>>9157984

>NO MORE THAN 3 A DAY (UNLESS YOU'RE ON DEPLOYMENT THEN CHUG AS MANY AS YOU CAN STEAL FROM MESS)

Fuck no, don't put that idea into people's heads. I treated a shitload of dehydration and heart palpitation cases because of shit like this.

>>9158214
>Fuck no, don't put that idea into people's heads. I treated a shitload of dehydration and heart palpitation cases because of shit like this.
Heart palpitations are harmless on their own, congratulations on treating nothing

Who here /sip/ dis?q

>>9154121
Because they are... POOR! And... HUNGRY! For... CHEESE! AH HA HA AH HA

>>9158236
That isn't /sip/ pls leave

>>9158260
But I'm on the right thread anon

>>9158236
i got a free one from the coca-cola delivery guy at a gas station when they were new

tasted like old mountain dew

>>9158294
You taste like old mountain dew anon

Why does no one like my /sip/

>>9158307
ur mom likes how i taste faget

>>9158313
And ur mum likes how I taist too bimbo

>>9154121
Because y'all are a bunch of degenerates.

uber/sip/

>>9158359
Gotta be at least 18 to post here bud

>>9157338
Why would you know so much about Monster and their marketing information? You are a shill.

>>9158419
>over 18
>drinking energy drinks

top jej

>>9158214
I was mostly joking. I'm a fatty fatty fuck fuck and I can get away with 3 a day before it becomes a serious health issue by calculation. A normal person probably shouldn't touch more than 1 or 2.

>>9158255
Sheogorath, what the fuck are you doing here?

>>9158307
>>9158236
Because it's got shit for caffiene and no B vitamins. It's strictly a soda, not a /sip/

>>9157408

Its a respectable sip, but monster juice is the true patrician sip

Is this hip new melted grandma candy+caffeine drink culture as forced as it looks?
Because I can't think of a living person unironically deciding to call themselves a "sipper", it sounds exactly like some corporate pr guy saw the tendies meme and thought that was a good model for bringing their product into the hearts of neetbuck masses.

>>9159398
its literally just one guy

>>9159729
I can tell you that it's at least 4 or 5 and spans multiple boards.

>>9157338
I recognize these memes.

>>9156833
Nice subtle composite of the SIPS magazine cover in the background. Enjoy a sipboys boxxy.

Memes inside of memes. This is really going to flip some people out. S I P B O Y S are firing on the next level.

>obvious shill- and advertisment-thread still not banned

wow

>>9159729
>just one sipper

He doesn't realize that Monster Energy™ has over 40% market share of the energy drink market.

He doesn't realize that Monster Energy™ had net sales of 3 billion in 2016 and is sold in 128 countries around the globe and, as of December 31, 2016, employed 2,646 employees.

He doesn't realize that 12% year over year growth is practically unimaginable unless a product has gone MEME TIER.

http://files.shareholder.com/downloads/HANS/4795126014x0x941157/6DFB50A9-0D18-4841-BE07-AF966ABFE9AF/Monster_Beverage_2016_Annual_Report.pdf

>>9159945
>obvious newfag still posting and embarrassing himself instead of lurking first
wow

>>9159875
>SIPS magazine
This is the original

Sips? I love his lets plays

>>9160172
Sorry, I meant SIP. SIPS was the original tho.

>>9160120
>resultsOfOperations.png
They sold 3.8 billion 16 oz cans of monster energy drink. That's a can of monster for half the population of the planet. And a bakers dozen for every citizen of the United States of America.

Anyone tried this? Quite nice, grape flavour surprise surprise.

>>9155393
Goddamn I fucking love Rip-It.

>>9156287
who is this shemale?

I drank a large Monster Zero and some other energy drink at midnight last night at work and haven't been able to fall asleep since. It's been over 14 hours and I've been awake about 30 hours and I literally can not fall asleep and I have to work in 7 hours

>>9160172
>Rich Piana
Who the fuck is t-

Holy fucking Jesus. Rogan haters need to check out this guy's site, now THIS is a meathead out of control.

>>9161393
Wow, you're kind of a bitch lmao

>>9161441
fuck off

>>9161393
You need more caffeine. Once you max out it loops back to zero.

>>9161446
Go to bed.
Oh wait, hahaha

>>9161455
RUDE

Best SIP.

>>9161437
dyel?

i will enjoy my chemicals

>>9161377
>who is this shemale

This better be some ironic, inside joke, 4tehlulz, shitposting bullshit. I swear to god if you don't recognize boxxybabee in a sipboys shirt...

>>9161449

>>9161769
>boxxybabee
who?

>sipboys
What?

>monster
>red bull
bunch of fags itt

>>9161786
>who?
the once and future queen of /b/

>>9161786
>who
Trolling
>what
Obvious trolling.

>>9161868
I'm just confused as to why this tranny is associated with this gay forced meme.

>>9162445
shit b8 m8

>>9158392
They got the glass bottles at big lots for 1.50

>>9157408

MY BOIIII

>work at restaurant
>huge truck covered in monster logos pulls up
>bunch of qts get out with bags of monster
>give us like 40 free monsters of different varieties
>i think they wanted us to like sell monster or something
>we're a barbecue restaurant
>just bring them to the kitchen
>i hide a bunch in the walk in
>i've been drinking them for the past week and no one knows where i get them :^)

>>9162861

That's awesome. I had a similar experience in college at a frat party. I wonder if there is a way to get that truck (and the girls) to show up or if its just sort of random marketing people trying to target specific places.

>>9162445
>disrespects our queen
>doesn't understand why our queen would be interested in 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of DV of 4 different B vitamins with no sugar or calories
Maybe 4chan isn't for you, buddy.

>>9161437

>>9155551
>Easy t' Take
NO TIME FOR O'S AT JET-ALERT SPEEDS NIGGER

>>9162903
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY HE'S DEAD

Anybody else GRONK'd?

>>9154121
Reminder SIP suckers have depleted all natural willingness to do for themselves and use coffee and these other crutches to limp along

>>9163226
Maybe they just like drinking them and you're over-analyzing something for the sake of being counter-culture.

>>9163212
are these widely available?
I'd love to get one for my patriots hating, monster loving friend

>>9163248
Maybe the crutch should be renamed as to not alarm anybody

>>9163251
Yeah, depending on where you are try Racetrac. Or if not, any of your local gas Station

>>9163262
thx pham

>>9163258
Wew, post your top 3 books, I want to get a feel for the level of pseudo-intellectualism you're on.

>>9163269
>pseudo-intellectualism
Nice loaded word babe, what are you sell here.

for all my cheap /sip/pers out there Rip It Sting-er Mo tastes just like Monster for some rsn. all their other flavors r dick tho

>>9163289
Where are you originally from anon?

>>9163302
>Where are you originally from anon?
A game of 20 questions
No thanks
If you must know as in need to put something in your diary just put that I'm from the internet

I want the useless janitors to ban fast food and sip threads.
Americans ruin everything they touch if not controlled, bunch of fat chimpanzees is what they are

>>9163317
Nah your reluctance to answer anything and poor grasp of English makes me curious as to where you're from. I have a hunch you're a shitskin in a developing country due to your demeanor. I'm usually quite good at guessing these things.

>>9163323
You win

Lets get you a gold star and AND! A whistle or pick any toy out of the big choo choo train boxes

>>9155421
I'm a 22 year old blue collar worker who has never been to a skate park. *sips*

>>9155550
I like how you rhyme "us"with "us"

>>9161067
tastes like a better redbull

>>9163269
Other anon never posted books. Lol. Other anon confirmed for anti-intellectual blue collar flyover republicuck fuck up.

>>9163653

So why do you emulate the behavior and mannerisms of unruly, ill-behaved, skater park youth?

still my favorite sip

VROOM VROOM

>>9165510
where can i get that

>>9165510
I got mine from One Stop in England, currently £1 each (about 5 different flavours to choose from)

>>9165535
damn. i'm in the states and i've never seen that can

>>9165535
meant for
>>9165525

>>9165537
It tastes great

>>9165543
i'll def pick it up if i ever find it

I miss the /sip/

>mfw my ccompany stocks the red, white, and blue sips

Patriotic sips

>>9154121
I used to drink Monster Rehab. It got me through some shit.

I don't drink that, or even coffee anymore. I take 100mg caffeine + 200mg L-Theanine + other things in the morning, and that's usually enough. I drink water during the day. If I have a client meeting or other thing I need to do, I'll take one more at around 11AM.

I'm not going back to energy drinks. Too expensive compared to getting just the "good stuff" in pill form.

>>9165791
I actually saw that recently. I'd never seen it before and assumed it was new. Didn't get any.

>that first afternoon sip of the workday

Drank an ubermonster today. It was awful. I'm sticking to regular sips from now on

>>9155407
>muh chemicals

What if I told you the air entering you nostrils is nothing but chemicals?!?!

>>9156416
>>9156444
>>9156492
>>9156569

this nigga really just had a full blown conversation with himself, memes and everything, and you guys are cool with it?

>>9166183
>he doesn't know these threads are just Monster viral marketing

>>9156492
>>9156569
This is "The Daily Show" and its ilk in a nutshell.

Derision of a public figure, but if someone tries to disagree with the message, all you have to do is say "IT'S COMEDY BRO, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET ALL POLITICAL?"

I'm actually kind of interested as to how the mods/jannies will treat this. If I comment on the fact that you're saying Trump is somehow single-handedly "taking" healthcare from people, I'm the bad guy, right?

So who brought polshit into /ck/? Was it you? Or is it anyone who dares respond to your "totally-not-politically-opinionated-and-only-about-energy-drinks" images?

Threadly reminder that sips include all energy drinks, and are not limited to a single brand/flavor that one faggot repeats ad nauseum.

Guess I need to try Jolt

>>9166401
>all energy drinks
I feel like a 160z can and not being a coffee mix is a requisite here

>>9166496
Yeah, there's a bit more. I'm just pointing out that a "sip" isn't just 24oz Monster Ultra Zero.

>>9166183
>>9166221
They have drastically different syntax and different image types. Second one is a phoneposter and writes markedly better than the other. Also, lurk more, newfags.

>>9161514
THE best.
Sucks that I can't find it within 20 miles any more, have to order flats of it online at ridiculous prices.

>>9166311
>triggered AF republicuck safespace snowflake bullshit

dude, it's not just comedy. The republican healthcare bill is estimated to take access to affordable healthcare insurance from 22 million people.

It's on topic because he's sippin, bro. that parts comedic.

chill man, "your guy" won. everythings gonna be GREAT. you might even get to call black people niggers again by the end of his second term, but probably not because the liberals won and you'll never take that from them.

>>9163890
Then you'll like my dick in your mouth even more

Who else hittin that first sip of the early morning?

>tfw people try and talk to me before i've had my first sip

>tfw work at nightclub that's sponsored by Red Bull so I get all the free /sips/ I want
I drink way too many and I'm 99% certain my teeth are rotting out of my face and sometimes my piss glows but I can't stop. Send help

>not drinking pre-workout instead of this babby trash

>>9168240
switch to sugar free

I don't really care what you put into your body, but don't pretend that it's good for you.

>>9168357
Eat shit, Sip contains vital antioxidants, nutrients, and the golden apples of Idun

>>9155407
Your whole body is nothing but chemicals. There's also loads of them in the air, everything you touch and eat (yes, even your organic gluten-free vegan food). Horrible, isn't it?

>>9168364
It's also crisp and refreshing.

>>9155386
>want to tell us whats so bad about them?

When I was enrolled in university and working full time, I had 1-3 energy drinks a day. I did this for about 4 years. Now I have a heart arrhythmia and every few weeks at work I feel like I'm having cardiac arrest.

>>9168396
You're being deliberately obtuse.

You know damn well the anon you're replying to was talking about unhealthy artificial additives that are normally not present in food.

>drink 3 sips per day for 2 months
>blood as thick as pudding and feel like garbage
>decide no sips today
>feel weak and tired
myyyyy b vitamins....help me sipboys

>>9155393
Rip its have a dusty flavor to them but I love the mandarin lime flavor. Sugar free orange was my sip of choice when I was a phone warrior. Can't beat $1 a sip

>>9163063
quality post

this is some groundhog day shit. why do I feel like I've experienced this exact same thread 1000 times already

>>9169283
it's been here for 3 days. you must frequent /ck/ a lot, as do i

>>9166494
>drink Starbucks coffee
>never feel awake or alert
>drink monster or redbull
>wide awake
I don't get it. They're lower on caffeine

Who here remembers the BFC sip?

>>9154121
Is this good or just a meme?
Or is a good meme like the mcchicken?

>>9169940

Peach and raspberry flavored monsters are better

>>9169932
Heh, nice shop kid

>>9157140
B vitamins are water soluble so you'd just pee out the excess.

shits so bad for you lol

>>9170009
They were real I used to get one every day

>>9154121
I saw you on /k/ faggot
I love me some monster zero ultra but this is ridiculous

>>9169932
>Big Fucking Can
How did they get away with that?

>>9170362
Filtered.

>>9169352
Sips also have a bunch of other stuff, including B vitamins, necessary for the body to metabolize food into energy.

>>9170468
It's been a meme for almost a year now.

>>9155421
non-ausfags wont get the term "drop-kick"

pretty much the same as drop out

I like sugar free Red Bull, tell me why I'm wrong

>>9154121
Are these threads viral marketing?

this thread is enormous

>>9159395
y tho

>>9155410
In Australia, those drinks taste like vitamin C tablets, not sure how it is elsewhere.

been making my own /sip/s lately
pic related - the iced tea flavor - and the cola one
enjoyable indeed

>>9163093
He ain't dead though nigger.

>>9173461
So he died this morning. Read the news. RIP PIANA IN PEACE 1951-2017

>>9163212
gronk just tastes like red bull to me but at least it costs less

>>9172731
same here. ive really liked the tropical rain, lemoNADE, and peach mango. they just put out a cherry limeade but i haven't tried it yet

>>9166494
>Monster is 140mg caffeine.
>Rockstar is 240mg
>It says so right on the can
I find this chart to be highly suspect.

i always thought gfuel was way too fucking strong but then i realized that the scoop actually pops open and i was pretty much doubling up every time i made it>>9173585

>>9169940
i actually tried the one in the op. I usually don't like monster or most energy drinks but it was pretty good, sorta berry fruit flavored. couldn't finish it though.

Sippin Saturday lads

>>9172314
Yes but a bunch of faggots with poor taste replied to these threads because they finally found other subhumans to enjoy their shitty sugar water with

>>9175404
>sugar
Found the newfag

>>9156105
Not him but during workups on my ship Supply proved themselves incompetent so the weekend before we deployed I bought 9 cases of monster with 24 cans each, enough to have one every day on watch for the entire deployment.

Lo and behold, within a month there were shortages, then the supply ships refused to carry energy drinks, so I was the only one on the ship with a regular supply of Monster. Nobody tried to buy it off me though because they all knew I was a hyperjew and would have charged them ten bucks a can.

>>9161377
Anyone try the new /sip/ fruit drink at Dunkin Donuts?

>>9168636
Funny. I have 2-3 cans a day for the past 9 years and I feel fine.

Sometimes you sip too hard and need some of that anti-sip in order to sleep

>>9173585
I love gfuel probably the best sip in my book cause you can control the strength

>>9175636
Fuck I just took some and horey shet I forgot how foul it tastes

>>9154600
Caffeine pills are like 5c or 10c a piece

>>9166494
The good Rockstar 16s are 240mg the big blues are 360.

>>9168639
Well don't use the fucking word chemicals to describe them then?

>>9175636
I took some zzquil and it helped

after that first night it hasn't done shit for me

>>9174947
We only got the purple version of that loko here

>>9161769
it's bailey jay

>>9158214
>Fuck no, don't put that idea into people's heads. I treated a shitload of dehydration and heart palpitation cases because of shit like this.
just dehydration, anything worse would take more than a dozen cans
I sipped 5 monsters and a red bull in a 16 hour period

Why does no other energy drink taste as good as Red Bull? All the other drinks are way too sweet.

WHAT UP SIPPERS HOWS YALLS DAY GOIN

>>9156573
Shut the fuck up you dumb faggot nigger

>>9177682
Very very edgy! Wow!

>>9161393
Do you just not have caffiene at all?

>>9163334
Such things have value to you I see.

>>9177584
Pictured: current sip. So cold that my hand stuck to the can when I pulled it out of the freezer.

Why are you advertising here? 4 Jan has no money

>>9177798
Maybe it's not advertisement. Maybe it's a meme. Wow.

Reminder that Monster Energy is owned by a mega-Zionist Israel.

>>9177762
i love the textured cans so much

>>9177891
nope

Superior beverage coming through.

>>9177891
>owned
It's a publicly traded company, you fucking dunce. It's owned by shareholders.

>>9178013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNVwxR2aWRA

Oh yeah?

>>9177932
the low energy choice

>>9178026
Damn. Checkmate sip boys.

>>9159395
>Be a joyful mother of children
I have the feeling his mother isn't very joyful

>>9178027
The choice for non-mandchildren

>>9155676
Underrated

>>9177713
Was the bait too strong for you hold back even after so many days
I love how you went about your smart ass talk and could not be disciplined enough to eat it
Very smart
I bet your mad you got baited hard by a sna/ck/er
ohh well such is life
I left wondering how many times you posted to keep this shitty thread alive over what was it 3/4 days, keks
Was it over 7 or 10 because that would be obscene and entirely lame

>>9163226
Whoever wrote that must be some depressive shit with the personality of cardboard.

>>9178013
>publicly owned
But majority shares are held by it's Jewish President Rodney Sacks whose brother-in-law is Ze'ev Bielski, an Israeli politician and ex-chair of the World Zionist Organization, which Sacks has donated millions to.

>>9178318
Nah baby
Its just wise for adults instead of trash for children

>>9178384
Only children care about looking like adults.

>>9178470
That sure is a funny thing to say now if you we only serious ... you'd might make a grown man piss himself laughing at you

>>9172317
Sip is love. Sip is life.


I saw these fake-ass sips at target.

>>9178495
I'm completely serious.
Adulthood is overrated.

>>9155556
FUck yeah

I think they sell Bullit only in Holland but this is the GOAT sip.

>>9178027
The athlete's choice

I feel sorry for everyone who can't sip blue.

>>9162901

holy shit you are just trying way too hard right now with this queen shit. i don't think i can cringe any harder.

just stop

Monster virgin here. What should I get for my first Monster sip? Nothing too sweet.

>>9180000

Get the white one OP has linked. Most popular and you can see if you like it. It's not very sweet at all.

>>9154121

how hard do you bois sip? ;my prefered sip method is to buy a pic relate and keep in fridge for a week or so, im a v slow sipper

i like the sips with the sip savers on top desu

>flyovers trying to force their flyover memes
>doing unpaid advertisement for free
>literally posting next to and agreeing with some pajeet paid $1 by monster to shill this shit on boards 24/7

fuckin gross desu

>>9180046
>moon cricket memes

>>9180073
Pretty sure that little girl is a mulatto. Great great grandmommy got raped by evil white man.

>>9180073
I think that was the most redneck fucking term I've ever read on this site that was used unironically. That isn't a good thing, cletus. We don't take kindly to you folk 'round these parts, hyuck.

>>9180202
t. jamal

Time for a morning sip lads

>>9180436
REEEEEEEEE
I cant fucking find these

>>9158236
Shit tastes like otter pops.

>>9180621
Sure you can. Take your phone toy and stop looking at MLP porn. Instead, use it to mail-order your childish candy beverage.

this thread made me thirsty so I went and grabbed a sippity doo dah sippity day

>>9181402
*sips fedora*

>>9180621
They sell them at Walmart

Fuck sugar drinks though

>>9161786
>>9161377
she's moot's sister

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